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US Capitol Visitor's Center Evacuated: No Official Reason Given

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Seems like now would be a good time to reinstate the NSA's bulk data collection (for our own security) to find out who is at the center of this...

  • *CAPITOL VISITORS CENTER HAS BEEN EVACUATED;CAPITOL NOT AFFECTED
  • *CAPITOL POLICE DON'T IMMEDIATELY HAVE STATEMENT ON EVACUATION

“Evacuate, evacuate, evacuate the U.S. Capitol building,” a loudspeaker blared.

  • *U.S. CONGRESS IN RECESS THIS WEEK AS CAPITOL EVACUATED

As AP reports,

Police have evacuated the U.S. Capitol and the visitors' center.

 

Capitol police provided no explanation for the move, simply saying it was an emergency. In a message to congressional offices, police said, "an evacuation has been ordered for U.S. Capitol Visitor Center due to an audible alarm. Remain calm and move in a safe manner to the exits."

 

Hundreds of tourists were forced out of the building onto the East Lawn between the Capitol and the Library of Congress.

 

Fink Arthur, a 28-year-old tourist from Freiborg, Germany, said he was with a tour guide and initially was told it was probably just a test but then the guide led them out of the building.

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Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:48 | 6132828 firstdivision
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There was someone in there that thinks Congress is bullshit.  Had to shut it down and move the dissident to a black site in a third world country.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:51 | 6132839 SickDollar
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Oboso is having sex

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:24 | 6132943 InjectTheVenom
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BOO ! !

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:40 | 6132991 TerminalDebt
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OMG!!! Why doesn't the goverment know what's going on? THey need more tools, we need to let them do what they want

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:53 | 6133017 Creepy A. Cracker
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A few years ago Harry Reid (D - A$$hole - recently beat up by the mob) said that "you could literally smell the tourists" in the building.  A particularly pungent tourist must have arrive and Harry freaked.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:54 | 6133039 lakecity55
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Now, now, Harry does not mix with 'the voters' or the 'citizens.'

He has the best life political corruption can buy!

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:14 | 6133287 Pool Shark
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Can't have any witnesses around:

Congress is trying to pass TPP in secret.  Sssshhhhhh!

 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:04 | 6133065 BoPeople
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I think it is spelled O'Bozo. But it would help if someone else could confirm.

The question is: "having sex with what?"

Maybe he and the joint chiefs were all getting it on. They all seem to have submitted to their master.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:54 | 6132848 knukles
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Hey, it's a tough job keeping everybody focused, but somebody's gotta do it.

"Where do I get my Freedom Fries?"

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:22 | 6132939 Bananamerican
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*CAPITOL VISITORS CENTER HAS BEEN EVACUATED;CAPITOL NOT AFFECTED
*CAPITOL POLICE DON'T IMMEDIATELY HAVE STATEMENT ON EVACUATION

“Evacuate, evacuate, evacuate the U.S. Capitol building,” a loudspeaker blared.

 

My 1st thought was that a butterfly must have flown in and farted

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:53 | 6132849 Esso
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Better send 'em all for enhanced interrogation, it might be contagious. Better safe than sorry, probably Isis.

I'm scared. I need a hug.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:57 | 6132865 Winston Churchill
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You need to get out from under the bed first, and mind those scissors, they might be

sharp.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:11 | 6132905 PT
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:56 | 6132863 pods
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Ring that bell and all of Pavlov's dogs start salivating, or in this case, diving under desks with round scissors.

pods

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:03 | 6132882 Stoploss
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We see the black site in the third world country. Which one is the dissident?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:05 | 6132890 doctor10
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Somebody tryin' to make sure the Senate will regret having voted down the Patriot Act renewal last week-

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:49 | 6132832 greenskeeper carl
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'We told you that we had to be able to spy on everyone to keep you safe. You complain about your constitutional rights, and right to privacy, look what happened'

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:50 | 6132834 WTFRLY
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Dianne Feinstein pooted.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:54 | 6132852 Mike Honcho
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Dont ever do that again.  Last warning.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:28 | 6132956 spiral galaxy
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No, Pelosi is running around naked. Marble statues are turning their head away!! :-)

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:50 | 6132835 erg
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Must have been an unattended fart in a jar.

http://sendajart.com/

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:51 | 6132838 pods
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Damn Dominican's rolling the crepes too tightly is my guess.

pods

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:57 | 6132858 tony wilson and...
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rabbi in the house with a beard
dressed up as an isis clown confused and looking for his harvey weinstein spielburg shoah in der homolands script.

do not fear flatfoot it just strategy and some tension

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:55 | 6132859 Mike Honcho
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Have they leaked the situation room photo yet?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:59 | 6132873 knukles
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Jen Pasties will shortly be making a statement accompanied with several hundred photos of Bammy defusing the bomb hisself.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:01 | 6132878 Winston Churchill
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Blindfolded with his teeth.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:27 | 6132951 Trucker Glock
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That's how he unzips Reggie's pants.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:52 | 6133030 TruthInSunshine
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Wolf BlitzerBerg (former AIPAC lobbyist) is in CNN Situation Room with American Taxpayer fed Israeli dual citizenship "security firm" CEOs getting all pertinent information & the script for American Plebs to follow.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:59 | 6132871 ZeroPoint
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The duct tape holding back Moochelle's stimulus package gave way. The general public might catch on.....

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:06 | 6132894 Quinvarius
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Have you seen the video of her dancing on the Ellen show in white pants?  It gets pretty disturbing towards the end of the dance.  Maybe she had a banana in her pocket, but I doubt it.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:13 | 6132910 Miffed Microbio...
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Yeah, I hate it when that happens. Most embarrassing.

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/why-is-everyone-staring-at-michelle-obama-lap

Miffed;-)

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:47 | 6133016 pods
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Eeek, either a Ray Finkle moment of she carries around a little electric man.

Either way that pretty much "turtles" every other man on the planet.

pods

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:51 | 6133025 lakecity55
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"Eeek! My Mouse got out!"
"that looks like a Huge snake, Ma'am, not a mouse

Miss Lindsey: "Ohhh! It's bigger than Barry's!"

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:27 | 6133279 Ms No
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Holy Mother of God!  So does this mean she is a trannie or a drag queen?  Actually, she has hips so this may mean she is a hermaphrodite.  I have to call Bruce Jenner about this.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 17:24 | 6133800 Miffed Microbio...
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Knowledge is power but in this case it may get you dead. Stay away from nail guns, hot tubs, edges of tall buildings and throat surgery.

RIP Joan Rivers

Miffed;-)

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:04 | 6132886 Quinvarius
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Lack of interest?

Michele clogged the toilet?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:12 | 6132907 XitSam
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"Must generate fear. Makes it easier to keep the serfs in line. In fact, they demand our protection."

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:13 | 6132913 Fun Facts
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Michael chasing girls around with a woody.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:14 | 6132915 pine_marten
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Someone was overheard postulating that congress was more dangerous than isil ?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:18 | 6132920 IntercoursetheEU
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Dunkin' Donuts - two for one

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:22 | 6132936 Trucker Glock
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Plumbing problems?  They should close the Capitol permanently.  Hell, close DC.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:23 | 6132940 Dumgoy
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Just to keep the stupid Goyim on their toes.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:28 | 6132958 Burticus
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For our own thafety...for the children.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:31 | 6132966 stant
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Brian Williams in a gyro copter?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:34 | 6132976 Grouchy Marx
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Perhaps the first line of defense against an imminent terrorist attack on the Capitol is to ring it with visitors. 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:46 | 6133189 lakecity55
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Brian, at this moment, Bath House is surrounded by hundreds of Human Shields from Black Lives Don't Matter, Code Fink, and several ad hoc communist cadres."

He has vowed ISIS will not get him as long as Loyal Americans are protecting him."

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:37 | 6132982 Keynesians say ...
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Just testing for that eventual terrorist attack From Langley err I mean ISIS

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:42 | 6133177 lakecity55
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"Sir, wait, you mean we must attack ourselves?"
"yes, it is the only way to win the war."
"Which war?"
"Any of them."
"Sorry, sir, this makes no sense."
"You are coming up on your annual review, Smith. Get with the team! Let's go for the Big One!"
"Uhh, OK..."

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:43 | 6132997 Thisisbullishright
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Psyop plan continuing to scare the SHIT out of everyone so they can resume all out global warfare on an even BIGGER scale!  Martial law as well...

Last few days ISIS/CIA planting the seed in the "media" for a nuclear strike on american soil.  I think this might be the final all-out attack to strip away ALL of our "rights" and invoke martial law and full scale world war!

Just my opinion...

 

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:48 | 6133018 lakecity55
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How dare these Serfs try to enter the Capitol!

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 13:49 | 6133021 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Boy Scout with squirt gun?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:06 | 6133074 CHC
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Gotta keep the charade going.  Keep 'em confused and believing only the government can protect you.

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:08 | 6133081 QQQBall
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Someone spilled some bleach - call Hazmat 911

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:29 | 6133134 tiger uppercut
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Clearly intended to scare Congress ahead of the Patriot Act expiration

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 14:52 | 6133214 Son of Captain Nemo
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“Evacuate, evacuate, evacuate the U.S. Capitol building,” a loudspeaker blared.

Wonder why this doesn't happen with the voice on the loudspeaker being Janet Yellen in the ONLY place that matters like the Federal Reserve HQ down the street?...

Who the fuck cares what happens with the whores of the Federal Reserve?  It needs to happen in the "crib" wihere the pimp hangs out!!!

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 15:47 | 6133426 Bobbo
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Rounding up perps?

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 16:16 | 6133555 smacker
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"US Capitol Visitor's Center Evacuated"

 

Barrack Hussein Obola walked in...

Tue, 05/26/2015 - 18:46 | 6134069 Youri Carma
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The longer they keep it closed the better the country will do.

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