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Florida Man Arrested After Limping From Pawn Shop With AK-47s Stuffed Down His Pants
You know it's bad when...
Meet Marlon Paul Alvarez, 19, of Fort Lauderdale, Florida...
He faces grand theft charges after he was seen stuffing assault rifles down his pants at a pawn shop in Davie. As The Sun-Sentinel reports, made his first appearance in court Wednesday...
Broward Judge John Hurley expressed concern about Alvarez's behavior.
"You allegedly went into that pawn shop and removed an AK-47 rifle on display and stuck it down your pants," the judge read from the arrest report. "After a while, [you] pulled it out, put it back, then grabbed another assault rifle off another display [and] put that down your pants."
The owner of Public Pawn and Gun at 6798 Stirling Rd. noticed Alvarez limping out of the store with the assault rifle down his pant leg about 11:30 a.m. Tuesday, police said.
Owner Kevin Hughes confronted Alvarez outside and recovered the brand new $830 weapon before Alvarez ran off, the arrest report stated. Alvarez was seen on security video and the business owner was able to identify him when the suspect was arrested a short time later, police said.
Alvarez said in court he had moved to Florida from New York about one year ago and the judge noted there was a New York injunction ordering Alvarez to stay away from guns.
Assistant state attorney Eric Linder asked the judge to set a high bond. "It's one thing to try to steal a firearm, it's another thing trying to steal an AK47 and potentially trying to put a stolen firearm out on the street," Linder said. Hurley set bond at $25,000 for grand theft and the violation of a domestic violence injunction.
He revoked bond for a May 15 arrest on theft and drug possession charges in Pembroke Pines, Florida Department of Law Enforcement records showed.
"The court was just very concerned about your alleged behavior without even knowing your criminal background," Hurley said.
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Finally after all that, according to the arrest report, Alvarez confessed to stealing the rifle.
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"Is that a AK in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?"
Once you go Kalashnikov....
"you mean to tell me your facial hair just grows in all white-trashy like that on its own?"
"I don't know what youre sayin sir, but ya thats pretty much whats goin on"
(Joe Dirt)
I can't imagine trying something like that in any gun store around me in central florida. I would expect to be a dead man. How someone that sketchy looking wasnt being watched very closely is beyond me. Only thing I can think of is the employees thought it was hilarious and just watched it play out since they knew he wouldn't get far
Note that he picked the AK instead of the AR, to stuff down his pants. Just saying.
Cosmos, I have to agree with what you are saying.
Nahhh... He REALLY wanted the Mosin 91/30 but.....
"I had a dreamer"
Barak Hussein Obowelmovement
$830 bucks for an AK? Use to be able to pick them up for $175 back in the 90's.......guess I should have bought two...
Yeah, he sure looks like he knows his shit.
Thats because the AK 47 are design to work even when you get them full of shit.
Yeah, who cares about accuracy when the trigger is by your dick and you're shooting down your pants? He must have some strong quads to keep that leg up for those 3-round bursts.
You're right about not getting shot stealing that rifle. I grew up in central Florida way long ago :)
Well some dudes just like to sodomize their ak's its only natural!
Florida Man sure gets into a heap of shit every day, not a day goes by when Florida Man is in the news
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan
Now that is some funny shit.
When you absolutely have to shoot your dick off...AK-47
lol...from New York, living in South Florida. Try that shit in North Florida and he wouldn't have appeared before a judge.
Is he a white hispanic, like that other Floridude?
In the infamous, heavilly edited words of the most trusted source on the planet (NBC Snooze)...
"...he looks black to me..." ;-)
the jewish mexican fella dat killed obamas could have been son.
bob dylan was his name no matt dylan no viva zapata no god damit it jewish name anyway not moses or lucifer google dylans family name it der same
Ah yes, Shlomo Guevara.... What a mass murderer who is a hero on the left does in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Looks like a kneegrow Hispantick to me...one of Obama's Knephews, if he had a knephew
The dirtbag would be getting carried out. Any gun store would never allow some dirtbag to take a rifle off the wall. Pawn shop is pretty stupid. $830 for an AK 47 is pretty stupid. More third world open border trash.
Dominican or PR
Nah, they make Glocks and appendix carry holsters for that.
Apparently youve been around the block and settled for the best.
Exactly. When shooting one's dick off it makes sense to use an Austrian weapon.
Look how well it worked for Herr, er, Frau Merkel.
Apparently you arent able to handle a weapon properly
Accept no substitutes!
A brilliant plan. Our jails are full of diabolical geniuses.
But not Sandy Burger......
I forgot about him, all those national archive docs stuffed in his britches..
He just made a mistake, right?
Corzine is still sipping mai tais on his private yacht in the Carribean also...
I think I remember them describing it as "Sloppiness" Sloppy I tell ya, Just Sloppy!
Our jails are full of diabolical geniuses.
So is Congress.
tell me they aren't valuing frikken ak(s) at $800 these days? holy shit those were like a couple hundred bucks back when I was shooting alot. inflation? or did he grab a better make/model on his way out?
"I don't want no stinkin stamped recievers!"
yep, that's the price alright. polish ak $800:
http://www.atlanticfirearms.com/
maybe that's why i quit. I seem to remember the us and euro made weapons went to $2400 some time ago. a used over under 12 ga sold for $900 the other day. shit's gone up big time.
edit: i'll telll you another thing that pissed me off was those crap safety lock things they put on all the handguns. half of them jam up unexpectedly. you spend $1200 for something new then take it straight to the gunsmith for a $300 tuneup. Bullshit!@
I hear ya and a good machinist is worth his weight in gold ;-)
whats wrong with stamped recievers? Id stick with the original, they seem to be working out pretty well for the natives everywhere the US has tried to occupy for the last 40 years, just saying. and to buzzsaw, what the fuck kind of gun are you spending 1200 on that then requires a $300 tuneup? are you talking about the safe action type triggers? ive never had a problem with any of them. get yourself a glock
google "trigger lock problems". shit i went through hell reading all the forums trying to find a decent handgun a few years back. even the rugers, S&w, walther, you name it, all have similar reliability &/or quality problems. the last gun i bought was a double barrel 12 ga. sold it about five years ago. i'd be just as likely to shoot myself as an intruder so i don't keep anything more deadly than a kitchen knife around the house these days.
I hear ya on not keeping any around the house. I had this great idea to go shooting mine out on the water, so i loaded everything up on my ocean kayak, paddled out a mile or so, and wouldn't you know it, storm roles in and the damn thing flipped right over. lost it all. guns, mags, ammo, all of it. damn shame. Lucky i made it back into the kayak and got ashore.
Did you bring any gold along to keep you company?
12 ga? Stand on your porch and fire both barrels. -- Joe's Tip.
That guy definitely just smoked weed. Read that story again and look at that photo.
It is a nice little berry from having his face rubbed in the asphalt ain't it? ;-)
What the fuck do I care? - he was shoplifting. Badly.
I don't understand how he screwed it up - he would have been a model TSA employee.
Weed?? more like Meth and probably cocaine and steroids
Dude has to start wearing rain coats....
Marlon was stealing the AK to pawn it for a Obamaphone. What a fucked up world we live in.
Don't be silly. Obamaphones are free
Todja he was stooopid
Drown Him.
Down here Florida way we drowns the dumun's Okie-fun-nokie
This guy stuffs one AK47 down his pants then exchanges that five finger discount for another. Do you think this imbecile knows Obamaphones are free?
#floridaman
Hurley set bond at $25,000 for grand theft ...
Since when is $830 a grand?
dat boy looks suspishus suspissius dat boy looks gilty
i bet yer 10 mexican dollars he jewish isis musselamic from tel aviv in arabia
dam dem arabs
i walkin around der room in me basement hole and his eyes are followin me all over
dis guy is spooky we must close der borders and lock are doors of percepsiones
aw, too bad he's not white. woulda made a great lead story in the Times or on HuffPo. Presumably he's not in the Tea Party and had deep convictions against their platform, which he has read himself.
Has he ever had tea? We could make this thing work....
Say, isn't there a white guy being wrongly assaulted or killed by police in some flyover state we should be ignoring?
Just do the right thing, and let the readership know when the Daily Mail acquisition is official.
That's a real ball buster!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxQNYPYFq1c
I wish there'd have a been a round in the pipe and it had went off.
Is this guy a mixed race mullato??? He looks half white, half hispanic but has the IQ of a used Taco Bell Napkin. People like this disgust me they wonder why they can't get ahead in cities like NYC & Boston (check the median or mean income for hispanics in either of those cities) -- theft, drugs & assault seem to be the crime(s) of choice for this 'demographic'
fuck you cunt
everyone is dumb as rocks in the homolands cocksucker.
People Think Monsanto Is A Carpet Company - Anthony Gucciardi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeATyp7pZP4
Hispanics have more claim to this putrid land than you, stankfoot Southie.
look at who most of the criminals are (and the types of crimes they commit by demographics). sure they may be 'generalities' but 'generalities' are 'generally' true
"Meet Marlon Paul Alvarez, 19, of Fort Lauderdale, Florida"
While using firearms for violent crimes is common with Latinos and blacks and Asians, those 3 GROWING groups are ALL anti-2nd Amendment and anti-self defense. No "Castle" laws when they get the majority, which is scheduled to come in perhaps as short as 15 years.
I think Whites are really about 50% NOW.
In one sense this family could have used the AK-variant but if they did they would have the DOJ and AG on their ass, FOREVER.
Witnesses: Father, 2 Daughters Beaten by Crowd During Memorial Day Cookout
Family members were the only whites in an all-black neighborhood.
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I put my faith in God and the Mauser
~ Boer General Ben Viljoen
'You must carry your gun and your Bible together at once'
~ Afrikaner Werner Selzer, 2010
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http://gunowners.org/
http://www.gundigest.com/article/ObamaExpose/
An "Undocumented" shop lifter. Did Soros or Bloomberg put you up to this? Which school did Eric Holder/Feinstein tell you to shoot-up after stealing the guns???
At moments like these you wish Mae West was around to ask, "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Oh come on now: "the brand new $830 weapon". It is a pawn shop first of all so why would there be brand new weapons there? Maybe the owner is running two businesses; one retail and the other resell. I frequent pawn shops quite often looking for something I might need and have done so many years. I have not seen a shop yet where the guns are not behind the counter. This story is bullshit. I have plenty of guns but never have I heard of this happening and I have been into buying guns since the 80's. Not only that, I own an AK and there really is no way you can stick one down your pantleg and walk anywhere. The front sight on an AK alone screams bullshit. Then we also have yet another AK being stuffed down a pantleg as well. If this was really the case the perpetrator must have also stolen several thousand rounds of 7.62x39 ammunition and dozens of 30 round mags in his back pockets too.
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/crime/fl-davie-pawn-rifle-theft-arrest-...
he can claim 2nd amendment right to a firearm
He lost his 2nd amendment rights due to lack of brain cells, & being a communist democrat.
He'll be a better citizen with a changed life after the FL DoC is done with him.
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/
I have to say whoever wrote the story is a dumbass for calling any of the rifles he touched, "an assault rifle". It's a semi-auto rifle, period. It's not select fire, just black and "scary".
FUCK!
$800 for an assualt weapon like that?? Same cost as a good paint ball gun.
Florida Man and Florida Woman will be the blessed Adam and Eve of the new regime so hold your tongues you blasphemous cretin motherfuckers.
AK47 is so light , it is not possible to limp like that.
he seems to know his weapons
AK and not AR
lol
Now he is ready for ISIS, next they will give him the option to train in Turkey with other filthy izraHELLi rats.
Stuffs one down his pants and then decides he wasn't getting the most bang for his five finger discount, and increases his risk of getting caught by substituting the first weapon for the second? If you really believe drugs don't screw with your brain, it must be because you're on drugs.
You realize how many dumb things people do w/o being on drugs, it's just being stupid...
Cut off his hands fricken crminal POS. He is one of many reasons why I CCW.
It is not that AK's are worth $800, it is the "value" that the $800 fiat as declined to.
If your family wasn't settled in Florida by 1900 then geeeeeeeeeet ouuuuuuut!
is that an automatic weapon in your pants or are you happy to see me.... (someone had to say it...)
The court is gonna be gobsmacked when he pulls down his pants and shows them his dick is the size and shape of an AK47 and fires off a few rounds just as fast.