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I just saw this exciting offer to enter a contest for the chance to meet Hillary Clinton face-to-face. The responses to the tweet are, understandably, hilarious.
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Bizzaro got it wrong.
The arrow is pointing to her "wattle" a dangling chunk of skin common to turkeys, chickens,
and many reptilians;)
I met Hillary and Tipper Gore in 1992, when they were stomping for their hubbies ... Tipper nice lady ... Hillary no so much
Fakeroosy, in every aspect of her life.
Is that Bitch Hooking Again?
If I won I would eat haggis and anchovies with garlic and onions for a week. Then, saying nothing with a questionable stare, I would rip off some hideous gas until the secret service called in the bomb squad.
Eat what you like joe as you'll never smell as bad as that stinking cunt.
Bye the bye whit's wrang wi haggis?
Now why would I want to meet Hillery? Maybe as an example of what to look for in a first class sociopath...
Meat Hillary , waite a second, I thought she was pescatarian?
:-) I think Hillary should pull a Newt Gingrich, and sell books at every campaign event. Heck with the drudgery of being Presidency. Just get the book money, up front, IN CASH! :-)
Can guillotines enter?
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
First prize is one meeting with HRC,
Second prize is two meetings with HRC,
Hell is having to live with HRC.
- Ned
:-) Ha ha. Just like the ending of the recent movie "Alice In Wonderland". :-)
Wouldn't it be funny if the winner was that ISIS guy with the black outfit and the dull knife? Then that orange arrow pointing to her neck might make some sense.
Meeting Hillary is actually the second prize.
First prize is NOT meeting Hillary. Yay! I'm an instant winner.
U people are so gross. But I agree with all of U.
But doesn't that make you just as gross?
I didn't suggest otherwise.
I just noted that massive grossness is the only appropriate attitude to take towards this thick cottage cheese thighed thief this addlebrained septuagenarian.
next: a guest appearance on the KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW
Hitlery + Bibi = nuclear holocaust Oye vey !!
lol I hope Monica Lewinsky wins. She can ask her for pointers on giving blow jobs!
She's not interested in that; pointers on Rug Munching
Hilary wouldn't be interested and who would want that? Albeit she might be quiet for a while.
Don't those rude assholes on her Twitter understand that she is Empress Inevitable?
Dead. Hag. Waddling.
Could you imagine a dead hag waddling Empress without clothes ? Ugh ! No doubt Bill does it with his eyes closed, Not so with monica and the others.
Only in America. A raffel for a shit samitch. Whata country.
Second Prize, lunch with Charles Manson
Ward, we don't need misinformation here. Here's the real prizes
1st prize, A visit with Hillary Clinton.
2nd prize, two visits with Hillary Clinton.
3rd prize three visits with Hillary Clinton.
W.C. Fields agrees
Although he was talking about Philadelphia!
Don't cha' know
- Ned
She's done a great job of sabotaging her chances of becoming POTUS, but I think she could always use a little more help from ZH'ers.
If I can meet her inside a boxing ring for three rounds I won't just join, I'll pay for it.
Easy gramps. If you need three rounds, best let your +1 do the tussle.
I am almost tempted to start a twit account just to read more hilarious anti politician comments. Almost.
Evil batshit crazy stalker ?
Best man for the job?
The "in your face" reality of our world took a big step up with Hillary.
Why doesn't she use some of the bribery money she collected from foreign countries?
Or has Bill used it all on hookers and blow?
BoPeople: Foreign countries??? How about here in the States?
http://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/editorial/2015/05/26/asu-forking-...
So you figured out what Bubba meant when he said he needed to make some money to pay the bills...
He meant pay "The" Bill.
Bills used it.
Who does she think she is Paris Hilton?
Well, they ARE both charismatic, attractive blondes.
{Pause}
Oh, yeah. Never mind.
Paris doesn't look as good in a big Pants Suit
Hitlery would look great in an Orange Jump Suit.
If they are selling tickets to her treason trial, I'm in.
We the Jury find the defendent incredibly guilty and sentence her to life in semi solitary confinement with the previous defendent, one William Jefferson Clin.......
I agree....
http://i1251.photobucket.com/albums/hh544/Jackagain/b5e0066ff54a4067a9a4...
I will not vote for that thing.
Paris also likes to give a good BJ, unlike Hitlery and Huma. And also unlike Monica, and Jen etc. etc.......
How could any American vote for this lying corrupt fat dyke cunt? "Progressives" of course excepted.