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Will The Real Hillary Clinton Please Stand Up?

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While Obama unleashes his "folks" phrasing to appeal to middle-America, it appears Hillary Clinton has a different approach in her effort to reach "everyday Americans" - speak in tongues. As The Hill reports, Clinton - who grew up in Chicago - spoke with a Southern accent during a swing through South Carolina yesterday. What is even more disturbing is the fact that it is not the first time she has faked her accent as Bloomberg exposes various versions of American English employed by Clinton, going back to her early years as first lady of Arkansas and first lady of the United States.

 

As The Hill reports, at several points in her talk yesterday with minority women small-business owners, Clinton slowed her speech and lowered the timbre of her voice for a Southern drawl.

 

But, as Bloomberg exposes, during her tenure in politics, Hillary Clinton has shifted between several distinct versions of American English.

She’s been in the game for so long, and has had so many different jobs and lived in so many different places, that her various accents wind up mapping her career.

 

 

Of course Clinton is not, by any stretch, the only politician who’s been caught talking in a different accent or tailoring vocabulary to an audience. Slate reports that the linguistics term for this is “code-switching.”  President Barack Obama is known for it.

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As Bloomberg's Ali Elkin concludes, "Hillary Clinton gets ever so slightly falsier when she is running for office"

So will the real Hillary Clinton please stand up? Or has it been so long that not even she knows who that is?

 

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Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:16 | 6140472 KnuckleDragger-X
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Hmmm... Define 'real'...

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:18 | 6140477 Four chan
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clintons = cia shills

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:24 | 6140508 OrangeJews
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What difference does it make???

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:35 | 6140549 Looney
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<-- I choose Ebola

<-- I choose Hillary

Looney

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:42 | 6140590 813kml
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They can both say "We killed some folks."

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:07 | 6140701 Silky Johnson
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I could have told you she was a duplicitous cunt without the need for video evidence of phony accents.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:48 | 6140858 TBT or not TBT
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A cunt is a good thing, if I'm understanding the party line for 2016.  

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:02 | 6140912 Four chan
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a cunt you can believe in. 

 

 

 

not

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:28 | 6140999 macholatte
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What difference does it make?

All the dirt will be piled up and thrown out and forgotten by July when she gets the nomination. The Progressives own this election. Hillary need do little while the Red Team self destructs.

 

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Fri, 05/29/2015 - 06:25 | 6142977 spieslikeus
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In her case it's 'we killed some everyday Americans' FIFY

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:21 | 6140768 NoVa
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I'd like to see WB7 work-up a baby picture or maybe one of those awkward elementary grade school pictures.

Nah... always been fugly.

 

NoVa

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:42 | 6140586 BLOTTO
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Hillary is a mutant shape shifter...like 'Mystique'

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:47 | 6140600 813kml
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Except Mystique is hot, Shrillary unfortunately chose a wrinkly pear shape.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:50 | 6140632 Looney
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Are you talking about the blue-skinned girl? Dude, she is so-o-o hot!

By the way, is "blue-skinned" raccisss?  ;-)

Looney

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:56 | 6140662 813kml
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Not if you're Chinese, yellow and blue make green.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 17:58 | 6141580 booboo
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or as she was reported to say while at Mississippi fund raiser

"yousen ah knows dat it don't make no nevah mind anywises causin wat dun iz dun, knowattameans"

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:24 | 6140510 arby63
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You're on to something with that comment. I have imagined the same. How plausible is it that the CIA/Mossad has taken over the entire U.S. government?

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:31 | 6140545 ParkAveFlasher
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Secret intelligence offices have held power since 1913, or do you not understand how a central bank ultimately is enabled to function?

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:34 | 6140550 oddjob
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Bank on it.

How plausible is it that ONI will correct this?

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:05 | 6140921 Four chan
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look what happened with iran contra mena cia mission, nothing. 

this tells you everything you need to know about how rouge the government has become.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:28 | 6140529 JustObserving
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The Mena Connection: Bush, Clinton, and CIA drug smuggling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxaFGsdGxnc

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 16:07 | 6141175 Herd Redirectio...
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Bush and Clinton dynasties are closely intertwined...

You got to go back all the way to 1946 or earlier to find the real interesting stuff about Bush, I mean Scherff, I mean Bush.  OSS, birth of the CIA, all that, the rise of the military industrial complex, Operation Paperclip, 11/22/63, being named DCI, elected VP, and then President...

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:04 | 6140684 drendebe10
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"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:25 | 6140516 Ignatius
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Real: 1:  of or relating to fixed, permanent, or immovable things (as lands or tenements)  
2:  (alternate) a psyphalitic, dog-fucking puke
Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:35 | 6140556 doctor10
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"patronising bitch" is about the best that can be said of the likes of her

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:27 | 6141008 rubiconsolutions
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Are they going to get Sally Field to play HRC in a biopic? She's already played a woman with multiple personalities in a movie (Sybil). Working title - "Which Hillary Will Rule Today?"

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:31 | 6140479 lolmao500
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The real Hillary... the one who baths in the blood of the innocent?

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 16:09 | 6141179 Herd Redirectio...
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Countess Hill-izabeth Bathory

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:19 | 6140481 Eahudimac
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This bitch is a psychopath and the people that support her are society's bottom feeders. 

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:10 | 6140715 Silky Johnson
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I wonder what her pussy smells like? Serious question.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:24 | 6140786 Ancona
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Thanks asshole.......I just threw up in my mouth.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:41 | 6141072 Budd aka Sidewinder
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I don't want or care to know what it smells like (sulfur????) but I'll bet it looks like a cow patty that a covered wagon wheel ran through

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 16:14 | 6141195 Silky Johnson
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I bet she has an amazing snootch, it was only fucked once, and the rest of the time its only been licked by the finest lipstick lesbians inside the beltway.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:23 | 6140498 arby63
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She is a filthy rotton whore. A liar and a fraud. Not nearly as "intellectual" as she fancies herself. She needs a reality check and I suspect she will get one by mid-summer.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:24 | 6140507 taketheredpill
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In other words a typical Politician.  Stop the Presses!

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:43 | 6140593 replaceme
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Yea, the 'smartest woman in the room' never was able to pass the DC bar, part of why she ended up in Arkansas.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:27 | 6140504 Kirk2NCC1701
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You mean the dyke-loving bisexual Hillary?

Know for FACT who she's into, cause I know the woman who was into her and she was into, in Florida.  So FOAD, PC trolls.

Clearly her PR machine won't let her come out of the Closet till after 2016, lest she lose the votes of older 'Christians'.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:35 | 6140557 Nostradumbass
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Do tell Kirk2NCC1701!

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:35 | 6140825 drendebe10
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When her class act sexual predator husband who hangs out with pedophiles was "I did not have sexual relations with that woman.... It depends on the what the meaning of is is" president, heard from a gubmint employed friend with contact with those who oversaw her protection said she was a carpet chewer and her lovers were squired in and out secretly....  don't know if it's true but that's what was said....

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:24 | 6140509 PTR
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Damn if feels good to be a gansta.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:25 | 6140512 DontFollowMyAdv...
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The real Hil-LIAR-y would be the one with the permanently-attached rectal catheter of oligarch cash.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:25 | 6140513 Not if_ But When
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There is no "Real Hillary Clinton".  Only the "thing" that will do anything to get elected.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:54 | 6140641 Bob
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Like "Barry" Obama, who grew up in a completely white family in fucking Hawaii and went to one of the country's most elite private schools . . . where the fuck did he pick up that black accent??  It sure as hell wasn't from his homies on the mean streets of Honolulu.  And there weren't even enough tv shows or movies to get it from during his formative years . . . if his environment would have in any way tolerated him doing so.  

He musta stole that shit from Rev. Wright, cuz he sure as fuck didn't pick it up at Columbia or Harvard, either.

Sociopaths one and all. 

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:07 | 6140700 drendebe10
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THe illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim fudgepacker has about as much in common with American blacks as white people do with polar bears....    

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:07 | 6140930 Four chan
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lol

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:45 | 6140853 SillySalesmanQu...
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There is no real Hillary Clinton because Bill killed her years ago.
Those are her clones running around, which is why they all sound different and look different.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:25 | 6140515 atomp
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Hitlery puts on accents. Painfully old news.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:26 | 6140518 Mr Poopra
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What difference does it make?

 

 

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:34 | 6140548 dark_matter
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I agree. So what. In fact let's go one better and get Dana Carvey to run. He could mock the other candidates in their own voices in debates.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:53 | 6140646 Bastiat
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Idiocracy style!! Love it.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:54 | 6140885 TBT or not TBT
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I'd pay to hear some 25th century fag-talk bashing in the 2016 "debates".   

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:12 | 6140725 drendebe10
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THe country needs another Cunt-on or Bush as much as it needs another term with the fudgepacker.... but that's what the serfs and peasants will get.... 

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:51 | 6140874 youngman
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Its amazing how the Dems have already given her the crown...but then again the Clintons are a powerful bunch....and will destroy you if you get in their way...but people really think she is for them..when she is just for sh...she wants another 20 billion dollars.....that is all

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:26 | 6140519 Mini-Me
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Everything with the Clintons is a facade.  There isn't one genuine thing about either of these cretins.  How she can possibly be the frontrunner is truly baffling to me.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:48 | 6140618 NeoLuddite
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Two traits of any successful politician - illusion and prevarication

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:58 | 6140897 TBT or not TBT
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Machiavelli with an Alinsky twist.  Pretend virtue.  Destroy opponents.  Accumulate power.  Profit.  Crush america.  Establish dynasty.   

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:27 | 6140522 DisasterCapitalist
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Hillary Clinton has a different approach in her effort to reach "everyday Americans" - speak in tongues.

...Just like Monica did.

 

 

D.C.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:29 | 6140535 New_Meat
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Will The Real Hillary Clinton Please Stand Up?

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 16:17 | 6141208 madwool
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Que the She-Beast/Succubus rising out of Hell.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:30 | 6140537 B2u
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i's gonna gits me's somes  whites trash...

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:30 | 6140538 roadhazard
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Presidential candidates have to be all things to all people. You never see the real person until they enter the White House. Obama is the latest example.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:30 | 6140539 djsmps
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I'm waiting for her to speak negro.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:34 | 6140553 Joebloinvestor
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She has been, everytime she lied.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:00 | 6140906 TBT or not TBT
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She already does often enough, just without the accent or grammar mistakes.   She's clean, articulate, and clad in well creased slacks.  

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:30 | 6140541 replaceme
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I'd forgotten what a handsome woman she was said no one ever.  Power is sexy, but for fuck's sake, there are limits.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:13 | 6140729 drendebe10
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......  imagine her gray haired, wrinkly, dried up old shriveled twat.....  eeewwwwww

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:41 | 6140583 Billy Sol Estes
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Slick Rick Perry in Texas used this often depending on which type of 'donor' he was standing in front of.

Ted Cruz as well, been to private events with him and heard his 'Princeton socialite' accent, then seen him at TXGOP 2012 convention talking 'like one of us'.

Moral of the story, politicians suck.

 

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:06 | 6140926 TBT or not TBT
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Where was the slickness in the 2012 debates when it came time to tick off three fedgov rackets in need of permanently ending?

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:41 | 6140584 Fun Facts
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All US politicians have PR created personas which have tested well to sell to the USA donkey idiocracy.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:48 | 6140604 madwool
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Killary The Kankled and Slick Willie are the Bonnie and Clyde of American politics. Throughout their personal and professional lives, they have blazed an epic trail of crime across this country and the world. Like typical career criminals who have been lucky enough to not get caught or do serious time for their actions, they have dodged so many [legal] bullets that they have a sense of invincibility about themselves. Like other bloated, corrupt American institutions, they believe they are “too big to fail”, that they are somehow above the law. They are "made men" in the Globalist Mafia. They have twisted the definition of “public service” into insane Hieronymus Bosch-like proportions.

And all for the gratification of their egos and bank accounts.

We are in deep, deep trouble when a significant majority of Americans and the Corporate Media still hold these lowlifes up as a legitimate source of leadership.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:12 | 6140727 Peter Pan
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The Clintons truly believe in public service. That is, the public serving them.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:47 | 6140614 cheech_wizard
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A cankled zombie chameleon... Not like I didn't see that one coming.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 13:59 | 6140674 Peter Pan
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As Tonto would say, "this woman speak with forked tongue"

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:05 | 6140692 ratpack1968
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You can just about check all of the boxes on the Hare Psychopathy checklist.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:24 | 6140788 lasvegaspersona
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There are 19 stars on the Clinton Foundation logo.

Wonder what each one costs.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:17 | 6140970 Jethro
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Maybe that's a body count?

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 14:33 | 6140815 lasvegaspersona
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Interesting...the clips omit the egregious examples where she speaks like (not very well done) African Americans. There also the crazy 'in tongues' moments... but that was religious I'm sure.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:19 | 6140984 Downtoolong
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Surprised. Hillary will do anything and sell out anyone for political gain. I bet she would switch to the Republican Party tomorrow if she knew it would guarantee her the election.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:22 | 6140994 larz
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someone just kill the bitch

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 17:21 | 6141452 Jethro
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You can't .  She's federally protected.  Her cankle diameter has qualified her for old growth forest.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 06:46 | 6142998 Wahooo
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That's the worst part. If she's elected cankies will become fashionable. "Show us your cankles, girls!"

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:42 | 6141076 Clowns on Acid
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Hillary is toast if Bloomberg is dissing her. Hillary could uncork a wine bottle with that forked tongue of hers.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 15:42 | 6141077 Budd aka Sidewinder
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Hopefully for those in attendance she will keep health care intact because there is some serious pre-diabetic chubbys standing behind her

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 16:10 | 6141182 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinski, but William Jefferson Clinton sure did, America.
In brief, former President of the United States of America William Jefferson Clinton should not be selected to be the next 'First Gentleman' of the next Whore House, and the spouse of the President of the United States of America Inc. Frankly, the World could not take another Clinton Regime debacle without serious repercussions for the Corporation of the United States of America, and investors. As stock holders of the United States of America all citizens should vote for the individual that will likely be the most fiscally responsible of the entire lot of possibilities, but one thing is for sure, and that is, Bill Clinton is an immoral choice for leadership of any capacity
given his past demonstrated behaviour at the helm.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 16:16 | 6141203 TeethVillage88s
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Problem is she is a Lawyer.

- No one Regulates Lawyers.

Lawyers are Self-Regulatory Organization (SRO) just like Banks.

A self-regulatory organization (SRO) is an organization that exercises some degree of regulatory authority over an industry or profession. The regulatory authority could be applied in addition to some form of government regulation, or it could fill the vacuum of an absence of government oversight and regulation. The ability of an SRO to exercise regulatory authority does not necessarily derive from a grant of authority from the government.

- Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA)
- American Arbitration Association
- National Association of Realtors (NAR)
- American Medical Association (AMA)

TPP contains what? Provisions for Arbitration by a group of Professionals in a SRO, Self-Regulatory Organization.

How's that working out for ya? You like ACA signed before being Read. You like the US Constitution being Trashed. You like having a bunch oversight on your life only to find that Cops/FBI/DEA/IRS/Secret Service can just take your bank account or your cash... when possession used to be 9/10 of the Law.

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 17:31 | 6141488 Jethro
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The real problem is that she is 387 pounds of lying, thieving horse shit in a 190 pound pant suit

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 17:24 | 6141463 CHC
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You know why she does this thing with her voice?  She's a sociopath. 

Thu, 05/28/2015 - 17:33 | 6141494 loveyajimbo
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Sure, Hilly-Roach is a vile POS... but worse are the masses of parasite sheep that would consider voting for it.  Small wonder the USA is turning into a unfunded sewer.

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