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New York Investment Banker Jumps To His Death From Luxury Downtown Building

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Yesterday, New Yorkers walking by the Ocean Luxury Rental apartment building at 1 West St around 10:40am, were greeted with a gruesome sight: a 29-year-old man had just jumped to his death from the 24th floor.

According to initial reports, the man landed on a car that was driving toward the Battery Tunnel at the time. He was pronounced DOA at the scene.

Today, we learn that the tragic incident was merely the latest banker suicide, when according to the NY Post the still jumper was the latest in a long series of investment bankers who have decided to take their own life.

The 29-year-old man has been identified as Thomas J Hughes. The youngest of three brothers, Thomas was educated at the $52,000 a year Canterbury School in Milford, Connecticut and graduated with a degree in economics at Northwestern University where he was on the Varsity squash team before heading to Wall St and getting a job with Citibank 

Most recently he was an associate at investment bank Moelis.

Hughes plunged from the 24th floor of the luxury Ocean apartment building at 1 West St. at about 10:40 a.m. and landed on a guardrail near the northbound Battery Park Underpass, narrowly missing a black SUV, in what appears to have been a premeditated suicide.

The man’s body was mangled by the impact, leaving one of the vehicle’s passengers horrified, witnesses said.

 

“I went outside, and the woman in the car was screaming, ‘I didn’t know where he came from!’ ” said Hans Peler, 48, a manager at the building’s parking garage. “It happened right in front of our guy who waves cars in with the flag. He was so shaken up, I told him to go home.”

A spokeswoman at Moelis & Company shared her condolences according to the Daily Mail: "We are saddened by the news of Tom's death and send our sincere condolences to his family and friends at this very sad time. "Tom was a talented and valued team member and a positive force in our firm. He will be greatly missed."

John Hughes, the father of the investment banker, said that he fears his son turned to drink and drugs to cope with the stress of work. He said Thomas had been under a ‘lot of pressure’ and that he even had to work on a recent holiday in the Bahamas, adding that his son was someone who "liked to work hard and liked to party" and feared that he found release in illegal drugs which turned him suicidal.

‘Thomas was a happy, jovial, successful, good looking, very sociable individual.

 

‘The only explanation is that I know he’s been working very hard and has been under a lot of pressure.

 

‘His work did not leave much time for enjoyment but that’s the nature of the assignment that he chose.

 

‘I also know that sometimes when one is in that environment you can turn to alcohol or other types of drugs...

 

‘...at a time when he was under stress he probably resorted to illegal drugs, causing this incredibly poor judgement, is probably the best I can say.

 

‘He must have had some problems that I was not privy to.’

Tourists in a nearby open-air bus that was stuck in traffic, saw more than they bargained for when the gruesome scene unfolded right in front of them. Then they quickly found their bearing and realized the tragedy would look perfect on their Instagram profile, and scrambled for their cellphones to snap pictures of the body, said workers at the building.

“The head hit the railing . . . Half his head is on one side of the railing, half on the other,” recalled Frank Rodriguez, 44, a handyman who was working nearby. “It’s never worth this . . . Life is too precious.”

 

Sources said the young banker had made several attempts to kill himself earlier in the morning, including cutting his wrists, before making the plunge.

 

The man — whom police did not immediately identify — was from a wealthy family in Westchester County, sources said. He had apparently become very successful on his own.

 

He owned his apartment in the 36-story Ocean complex, which overlooks The Battery and New York Harbor, and had just returned from a vacation in the Bahamas, sources said.

At this point we have lost count of how many bankers have taken their own lives in the past year, despite stocks rising to all time highs and an artificial "wealth effecting" environment which if nobody else, benefits the banker class. We dread to think what happens to New York's pavements once the central planners finally lose control.

 

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Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:14 | 6144020 JLee2027
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One down.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:15 | 6144024 This is it
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Not nearly enough.

Slap him with a fine.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:17 | 6144036 SHEEPFUKKER
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It's been a while hasn't it? I've missed all of the bankster suicidings. 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:21 | 6144051 knukles
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Hey, ease off.  Maybe he had mental problems and it's not nice to make fun of the handicapped.  For all we know he coulda been a psycho or sociopath.  And forgot to take his coke and Dom Perignon meds.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:22 | 6144061 813kml
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He was a successful bankster so it's kind of a given that he was a sociopath.

Jump in May and go away.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:25 | 6144070 metastar
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Are they sure the driver didn't just hit a banker turned squeege man?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:28 | 6144082 Anusocracy
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Gravity is one of the few laws that still applies to the bankster elite.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:30 | 6144096 813kml
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And yet they still can't resist the temptation to try and break that law too.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:36 | 6144109 ThaBigPerm
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We pushed some folks.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:37 | 6144112 Pladizow
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YAAAAAYYY - he did God's work!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:42 | 6144135 rccalhoun
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why do they commit suicide?  didn't this young person know that when they are completely underwater with no chance at solvency that yellen rides in and bails out all and any losses and promotes this person to riches beyond their wildest dreams?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:45 | 6144151 strannick
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Is it still taking your life when someone else throws you out the window?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:06 | 6144224 froze25
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Nope its called murder and my guess is that is what has been happening.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 15:24 | 6144729 Obchelli
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They should put warning signs on sidewalks near buildings where bankers live... Walking in NYC is getting dangerouse 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 15:45 | 6144801 eatthebanksters
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No open casket for this poor sod.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 16:02 | 6144870 General Decline
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What was the last thing to go through his mind before he hit the car?   His asshole.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 16:22 | 6144950 Ms. Erable
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Always nice to see another example of a Good Banker out in the world and hitting the streets.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 21:42 | 6145883 Richard Chesler
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"Half his head is on one side of the railing, half on the other"

Looks like he was well diversified all the way to the end.


Fri, 05/29/2015 - 22:42 | 6145993 IRC162
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He was noted as being successful by his own merit.  

He worked his way up from the ground floor to the corner office in this place... . Best of all,  he would drop by on occasion for some face time with the lower level employees.. But because of his position in the futures division,  he was visibly split between the two groups.....   He knew what was going on in the firm, mainly by keeping an ear on the street.  Sometimes two. 

But you  know what they say,   be nice to people on the way to the top,  because they're the ones who will be there to pick your severed remains up when you come down. 

 


Fri, 05/29/2015 - 23:42 | 6146115 Gobbler
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It's important to remember that Satan enjoys anal sex, so please try to avoid it.  Thank you.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 09:11 | 6146583 TwoShortPlanks
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Hope it becomes trendy again.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 23:43 | 6146119 Pinto Currency
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 "... American Express President Ed Gilligan died suddenly Friday after getting sick on an overseas flight to New York City.

The 55-year-old executive was returning on a corporate jet from a business trip to Toyko when he suddenly passed out, Amex said.

The plane made an emergency landing in the U.S. but attempts to revive Gilligan were in vain, officials said. The cause of death was not immediately known. ..."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/american-express-president-ed-gilligan-dead-55-article-1.2240456

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 01:41 | 6146283 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~""Half his head is on one side of the railing, half on the other""~

This is what happens when you can't own a decent gun in your city. When it's time to check out, you have to hurl yourself over the precipice and spatter the folks below. If he'd been able to own a firearm, he could have made a nice clean job of it instead of this. Hey, don't these banker types know about nailguns anyway?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:52 | 6145606 angel_of_joy
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...in what appears to have been a premeditated suicide.

Premeditated suicide... really ?? As opposed to what ? Is there such a thing as an accidental suicide ?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 20:49 | 6145761 Wookie
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There is, just ask David Carradine....well that would be a little tough but you catch the drift

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 22:01 | 6145908 stormsailor
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that was twisted,   so was the belt i believe

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 23:43 | 6146118 Zero Point
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They might two of 'em going by the picture.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 08:34 | 6146534 Handful of Dust
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I thought it was illegal to commit suicide in the Big Apple?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 15:37 | 6144261 Gazooks
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not @ MK U

 

vertical fast-track by proxy /~/

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Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:46 | 6144155 zwanderer
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Soldiers go overseas, destroy people lives and come back with a broken mind... Bankers destroy people lives nad get their minds broken... A pattern maybe? Just curious if there is a suicide rate per profession research somewhere...

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:23 | 6144268 sgt_doom
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I'm pretty sure the bankster class began with broken minds.

Sociopathic behaviors don't manifest overnight, they are usually a long time in the making.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:39 | 6144125 Waylon Bits
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Screw these scum who think that life is not worth living if it is not done in a luxury condo.  Who cannot live as a common man.  You live as you are in a luxury condo, you live as you are in a prison, you crawl through the dirt and mud when it is dirty and muddy.  But a man always lives as he is, where he is.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 14:13 | 6144427 Tall Tom
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Who cannot live as a common man.  You live as you are in a luxury condo, you live as you are in a prison, you crawl through the dirt and mud when it is dirty and muddy.  But a man always lives as he is, where he is.

 

Who cannot live as a common man? That is easy. Those wih ambiiton aspire towards being as uncommon as possible. While psychopathy is present in some with ambition, that is not true for most. Most "Mom and Pop" owned industries are lead by the ambitious who seek to better themselves, and their employees, through hard and honest labor.

 

Communists seek equality and strive for mediocrity  That is a socialists' dream.

 

May God forbid that I live within the squalor of a prison, much more an open air prison. That is not anymore the life of a man as it is a caged and trained animal, deprived of his God given Liberties and Freedom, deservedly a times, but not so much deserved by the current Middle Class of America..

 

Just because this banker may have been a psychopath does not mean that all ambitious people are. (Who knows why he did what he did? He may have been jilted by the love of his life.)

 

And as for living with luxury? There is nothing inherently wrong with living the good life. What may be wrong is the method on how some have reaped ill gotten gain at others' expense. If one is both honest and ambitious, seeking to produce and to enhance their own lives and the lives of others, then what harm have they done? THAT IS TO BE ADMIRED AND ASPIRED AFTER. In fact for the prosperous man whose intent is to see others prosper the luxury is deserved.

 

No men do not always live as they are. Many advance and live better as they gain wealth from their labor. Life is dynamic and not static. There is not station set for a real man. A real man is vibrant and alive, filled with ambition, seeking to better himself and those around him. Only servants and the beaten, those lacking ambition, ascribe to that attitude.

 

WE have too many socialists posting here who are posing as lovers of Liberty, wolves in sheep's clothing. You expose yourself.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 14:17 | 6144469 Tall Tom
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A downarrow? Not enough balls to reply?

 

What is new? Just another empty shell of a man who cannot put up a fight.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:42 | 6144138 TeamDepends
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In the end, his mind was split.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:47 | 6144161 Anusocracy
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bipolar

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 18:34 | 6145389 847328_3527
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His Boss told him to "go pound the pavement" for clients ... and didn't realize Thomas was on the rather literal side of thinking.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 21:29 | 6145848 DaddyO
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Ever read Amelia Bedelia?

DaddyO

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:51 | 6144173 Leopold B. Scotch
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Was he planning on blabbing about the manipulation in the PM markets?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:34 | 6144306 divingengineer
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He landed right on his blabber-mouth. 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:41 | 6144334 Fun Facts
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Dead cats don't bounce.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:36 | 6144110 SMG
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Wonder if there is more to this one, or was it just a suicide. Never know these days.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 14:11 | 6144444 Babalooee
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Perhaps he aspied a loose dime

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 21:41 | 6145877 Government need...
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More likely that he threatened to drop a dime. . .

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 22:39 | 6145987 OldPhart
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Wire was invented when two jews fought over a penny...

ba-da-bump-ting!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 18:01 | 6145290 sandhillexit
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So, three banking institutions were carrying life insurance on this guy?  New definition of "living dangerously." 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:37 | 6144113 chunga
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I'm trying to think of a joke where the car's passenger might be somebody the bankers fear but I can't think of a single person.

They've all been bought.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 03:34 | 6146358 RaceToTheBottom
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NEXT!!!!?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 14:44 | 6144558 Blankenstein
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Sociopaths very rarely commit suicide.  How many members of Congress have committed suicide?  He either had a conscience and/or was pushed.  

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 22:34 | 6145976 WonderDawg
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If we were placing bets I'd say he was pushed. Or thrown.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 08:50 | 6146542 Bob
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:23 | 6144064 espirit
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All your Banksters are belong to us.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:44 | 6144147 max2205
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Ban concrete and asphalt. 

De blowme will now fine jumpers 1 million per dive 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:19 | 6144256 Miffed Microbio...
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I guess I don't understand the suicide bent of these guys. Personally, if I were resolved to do such a thing, I'd make fiendishly elaborate plans to take out all the banksters, Wall Street elites I could in my immediate sphere.

This seems like a " take one for the team" move. Like the Kamikaze, only one plane at a time made the strike for the honor of the pilot. Made it easier to shoot down. Some things have more effect en masse.

Miffed

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:35 | 6144312 divingengineer
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Are you suggesting a mass suicide of bankers might be more effective?

I am dubious, they'll have to prove it!!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 14:22 | 6144487 sgt_doom
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You may be missing the overriding joke, it is referred to as "suicide" much in the same manner that Philip Merrill's death was called a "suicide" (he was head of the Ex-Im Bank during the time $8.7 billion in Iraqi oil funds went missing, and was to meet with a journalist the next week to discuss it --- not implying he was involved in any way).

Supposedly Mr. Merrill, a 70 plus year old man, in poor physical condition and overweight, while on his yacht in the Chesapeake Bay did blow off most of his head with a shotgun, then pick up a 200-lb anchor and dive into the water, swimming 12 miles away, where Mr. Merrill is supposed to have weighted down his body with said anchor.

You see, the only real item in effect from the Dodd-Frank "reform" legislation was BOLI, or Banker Owned Life Insurance, whereby the banks and private banks (PE firms, etc.) can purchase life insurance on the very own employees, then they mysteriously die and the banksters can have even bigger bonuses!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 16:38 | 6145004 TwelveOhOne
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In researching BOLI I came across the story of H. H. Holmes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes

He was a serial killer in the late 1800s who used insurance in the same way.

More than a hundred years later, criminals are still criminal.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:25 | 6144071 Oh regional Indian
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I'll bet he was either over-dosed or withdrawing...he had a bad drug in the Bahamas...or some such.

Gruesome....

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:28 | 6144086 813kml
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Traumatic Ladyboy encounter at Club Med.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:33 | 6144105 Oh regional Indian
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It's a crying game...

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 14:23 | 6144490 WillyGroper
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ROFL, you're too witty!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:40 | 6144129 Amish Hacker
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Hey, 813kml, I thought we agreed not to mention The Incident. Let's just let bygones be bygones, eh? The important thing is that everyone's OK, and the nuns aren't going to sue.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:32 | 6144098 Handful of Dust
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" The head hit the railing ...."

 

So they know he is [was] an investment banker and he 'just returned from the Bahamas' but they claim he's "unidentified?"

 

 

...smells fishy.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:44 | 6144146 Amish Hacker
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Perhaps his name is not being released until his family is notified?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:08 | 6144225 e_goldstein
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<---Dead cat bounce

<---Dead cat splatter

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:36 | 6144317 sgorem
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technically, only half his head "hit the railing". of course i'm far from being a rocket scientist, but under some forensic science, the other half maybe slid off from impact. just sayin. please correct me if i'm wrong or simply don't reply to this sarcasm ;)

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:18 | 6144041 kliguy38
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"wealthy on his own".....sure he was

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:28 | 6144083 Freddie
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NY Post said his family is from Westchester or LI and there is money there.

This was the best part of the story:
Frank Rodriguez, 44, a handyman who was working nearby. “It’s never worth this . . . Life is too precious.”

Sounds like the handyman gets it more than a banker living in a luxury apartment.   Unless - the bankster was thrown out the window.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:41 | 6144333 bbq on whitehou...
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Maybe that handyman saw more then hes saying. Sounds to me theres a story.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:06 | 6145452 sgt_doom
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Ya know, after I saw that interview of Mikey Morell, former deputy director of cluelessness at the CIA, with Chris Matthews on his Hardball show, where lightweight Matthews reamed Mikey a new one, I was feeling might depressed and had thoughts of suicide.

I thought, why the fuck does the CIA continue to hire such complete and total spineless fuckwits?

It was really depressing. . .

Uh oh . . . here goes, I'm going to jum.....

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:16 | 6144250 Cruel Aid
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well connected monkey does well, goes richard cory?

 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:15 | 6145475 sgt_doom
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forth guy from Northwestern University:

Dueker

Broeksmit

Talley (think he was death by nailgun, ugh?)

and now Hughes

Could there be a pattern or do only suicides attend Northwestern?

 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:52 | 6144180 Kirk2NCC1701
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Fine his estate, for having increased his Carbon Footprint/Splatprint in the fall.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:17 | 6144034 Waylon Bits
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Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:25 | 6144279 sgorem
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FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:17 | 6144035 keremetski
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why it took soooo long to resume banker nail gunning, jumping.?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:03 | 6144212 BullyBearish
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Birdman

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:05 | 6144218 Payne
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Landed on a Car ?  Distance from building to car ?  maybe 14 feet.  Jumped or thrown  ?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 16:40 | 6145013 TwelveOhOne
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Season 4 of Heroes, fall/push/jump...

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 00:00 | 6146151 Payne
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He had to be running on the roof top to make it that far or chased off.  They do not even try to make it look like a suicide.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:06 | 6144222 ZH Snob
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Sources said the young banker had made several attempts to kill himself earlier in the morning, including cutting his wrists, before making the plunge.

I don't know.  cutting wrists wasn't fast enough or was that just to add to appearance of a suicide?

either way, it is a lesson for all: be careful of the company you keep, spiritually or physically.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:10 | 6144227 williambanzai7
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Fri, 05/29/2015 - 14:19 | 6144474 BobRocket
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WilliamBanzai7 you owe me a new keyboard as mine is now covered in coffee (it came out my nose).

A 'Trigger Alert' would be nice :)

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:13 | 6144235 sgorem
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"Sources said the young banker had made several attempts to kill himself earlier in the morning, he started on the second floor, when that didn't do the job, he moved up to the 3rd floor, and so on until he finally suceeded in hitting the magic 24th floor." I wonder if he had his student loan paid off?

 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:23 | 6144262 sgorem
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aw come on Tylers, that pic wasn't politically incorrect! i've been hangin around here for over 5 years, and lurked for a couple before that. when do i get to post pics like the Grand Master William? huh?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:19 | 6144258 20-20 Hindsight
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Actually, I think it's sad.  

Those who jump do so either because they have a conscience or because someone made them jump, Literally: the fall guys.

 Meanwhile the real fuckers are the ones still standing and laughing all the way to... well, you guessed it.  

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:23 | 6144269 CPL
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He's got a list,

And checking it twice,

He already knows who's naughty or nice,

Drives them insane to the point of their vice,

...sing along everybody!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 18:58 | 6145432 sgt_doom
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A graduate of Northwestern University?

So, I can't recall. . . is this the third or fourth bankster who graduated from there on the Dead Banker File?

They could be running out of alumni if this keeps up. . .

Wonder if Citigroup still had a life insurance policy active on him?

(One of the other former Northwestern grads got it with the nail gun!  Perhaps the fall was less painful than shooting himsel many times in the head?)

 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 21:33 | 6145857 August
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It IS nice to see Tyler post a "feel good" story like this from time to time.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:15 | 6144023 This is it
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He believes he can fly.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:19 | 6144046 KnuckleDragger-X
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It's merely an empirical demonstration of gravitational effects. Now move along, nothing to see here.....

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:54 | 6144184 Kirk2NCC1701
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And some believe they are "Doing God's work".

Which might be true, if the thinking is, that they pick winners and losers, and decide the fate of nations.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:16 | 6144027 Seasmoke
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Why ???

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:17 | 6144037 Kaiser Sousa
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u meant....

"what took him so long....?"

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:27 | 6144080 espirit
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We have a 0900-0915 am opening in our guillotine schedule.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:16 | 6144246 Comte d'herblay
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"Why" not sooner? you mean.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:17 | 6144031 Wile-E-Coyote
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I love the smell of a dead banker in the morning.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:17 | 6144033 TalkToLind
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What do these bankers know that us Goyim bitchez don't know???

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:28 | 6144077 XAU XAG
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@TalkTolind

What do these bankers know that us Goyim bitchez don't know???

 

The Ground is HARD!

 

it's what they think they know...........they think it's soft

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 16:58 | 6145062 explosivo
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The true size of the derivative losses maybe?

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 08:02 | 6146495 g speed
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organized crime derivitive losses with Bahama connections maybe ?--with threaten the family options ---or the threat option was taken out on him when his Bahama connection failed to produce the advertized benifits maybe?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:22 | 6144044 firstdivision
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He jumped...with help.

 

Anyword on how long it takes managment to update http://ocean1west.com/availabilities/popup_info.php?KeepThis=true&TB_iframe=true&height=410&width=420&modal=true

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:19 | 6144047 SERReal1
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Great, now the bankers are littering too.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:20 | 6144053 i_call_you_my_base
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Even in his last act he negatively impacted people's lives.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:31 | 6144072 813kml
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I disagree, everyone positively loves a good rubbernecking.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 15:44 | 6144792 Archetype
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You're right. We can all laugh at another banker jumping to end his "pain" but in the end it's just tragic. Some people die from cancer at the age of 5. Fuck that motherfucker, I want to give his years to someone else.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:23 | 6144062 asscannon101
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Gene Burnett and the Wall Street anthem, "Jump You Fuckers". Lets all hoist a beer and sing it tonight. Its just too bad he didn't land on Blankfein.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yge311sFhC8

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:23 | 6144065 Budnacho
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Gravity is a harsh mistress...

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:25 | 6144069 Bell's 2 hearted
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"plunge" ----> thrown??

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:14 | 6144226 Loose Caboose
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He thought the PPT would save him.

On a serious note though, I hope there weren't any kids around.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:27 | 6144079 CHC
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Moar to follow.....

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:28 | 6144087 Bell's 2 hearted
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the only thing that makes sense

 

is dude took the "bond king's" advice and shorted german bunds

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:29 | 6144089 buzzsaw99
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hit a guardrail, awesome. even in death the fucker didn't give a damn about anyone else.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:29 | 6144093 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Paging Investment Banker #49? Paging Investment Banker #49? The elevator to the roof is now available. Please take your place in the lineup to the Penthouse suit.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:31 | 6144095 deimos178
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 I love a story with a happy ending. It's a little know fact that gravity works stronger at 10:40 a.m. in New York.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:32 | 6144102 NoWayJose
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Been a while since we had one of these. Did they find the whistle he was blowing?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:33 | 6144103 lasvegaspersona
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Even though he was a banker...it was prolly a woman behind the jump....

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:34 | 6144106 RealityCheque
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Guilt sure can "weigh" you down eh?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:37 | 6144116 yogibear
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When will we see Bernanke jump? And the rest of the Fed heads.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:39 | 6144119 q99x2
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There lies an honorable man.

 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:39 | 6144121 TheFourthStoog-ing
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I thought the narrative was "the Banksters have it so good because they've plundered the masses"?

Or is this the "banker suicides are the canary in the coal mine for the financial system" narrative?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:22 | 6144267 TheFourthStooge-ing
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You seem kind of dumb, I'm sorry if didn't understand what was the message.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:39 | 6144122 TomJoad
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jump! You Fuckers!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:41 | 6144134 Niall Of The Ni...
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Scream louder, you little bankster faggot. It helps the demon assraping you finish faster.

Count yourself lucky. It doesn't work on earth when bankster faggots like you assrape people who work for a living. 

That's what you get for believing right and wrong are defined by what you can get away with on earth and suicide is the ultimate bailout scam. 

Good news is your douchebag drinking and fuckbuddies from the office are right behind you in line. Always room for one more in hell. 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:43 | 6144140 stant
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This is not bullish for nail gun guy, he needs the biz. Ban suicides and cash

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:43 | 6144142 Oswald did it
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He should've strapped on a GoPro

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:44 | 6144145 CitizenPete
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Such a shame and a waste of human life -- the banker part I mean.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:44 | 6144149 TheFourthStoog-ing
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What the hell is this "MOAR" you obtuse morons continually speak of?

Is it part of the Zero-speak lexicon of absurd inanities - right there beside "bitchez"?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:50 | 6144170 TalkToLind
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We're also rather fond of boating accidents.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:59 | 6144197 pupdog1
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That's rayciss.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:12 | 6144232 e_goldstein
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The guy you stole your name from knows the answer; but since you're not him, you can go fuck yourself.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:16 | 6144249 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I'm sorry, you're boring as Slovakia the pie on a summer day.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:39 | 6144328 smacker
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All these words are belong to us.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:45 | 6144150 Jack Daniels Esq
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Jumping is fun part - stopping is the tough part - go bitchez

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:47 | 6144158 q99x2
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Movin movin movin keep them banksters jumpin.

Hope I can catch a photo of one in mid-air this summer while I'm in NYC.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:47 | 6144159 10mm
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These aren't the level of banker's we really want.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:50 | 6144169 2muchtax
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I guess a nail gun would be a little too obvious in a NYC apartment

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:51 | 6144174 Raging Debate
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My fiance is 31 year old R.N. in cardiology. She was treating a recently retired investment banker. He told her he felt bad because the millenials got the shaft job while the banking sector got all the privalages from government.

He told her most of the people in the US are now wage slaves. An unusual candid admission from someone like this. Perhaps he was getting concerned about the long-term consequences...

On another note I was at the gym with my future father in law that is pretty wealthy in the property rental business. He was complaining about the shoddy services corporations are providing and how he has to spend several hours a month dealing with it.

A shame our species seems to only react after real pain washes up on shore instead of being more proactive.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 14:31 | 6144535 WillyGroper
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I take it she didn't have the chance to step on the vent hose.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 23:09 | 6146052 e_goldstein
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..or inject air into his IV line.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:51 | 6144176 saveUSsavers
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Less lampposts needed when the populous gets some balls

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:52 | 6144178 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Maybe he was just trying to get back to his car before it got towed?

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:53 | 6144182 Baby Eating Dingo22
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US says there are more to come

 

U.S. warns G7 of global economy 'accident' without Greece deal

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/u-warns-g7-global-economy-141221826.html?b...

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:57 | 6144190 pupdog1
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Any banker that you have to clean up using a spoon and a stick is a good banker.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:00 | 6144191 MilwaukeeMark
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Knew a guy many years back who was the custodian for a large hotel. As a high profile, high rise with a top floor outdoor cocktail lounge, it was a frequent place chosen for dramatic suicides where you could also get one last drink to stiffen the nerves just before you lept. It was always this poor guy 's job to clean up after the body was taken away. Out of morbid curiosity one day, I asked him what did the victim looked like after the fall. He said I should picture a very ripe peach being dropped from 10 floors up. I got the mental image and never asked him about this work again.

Also ... never thought of peaches in the same way again either!

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 12:58 | 6144194 Baby Eating Dingo22
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You just gotta give him a 10 for execution

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“The head hit the railing . . . Half his head is on one side of the railing, half on the other,” recalled Frank Rodriguez, 44, a handyman who was working nearby

 

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:00 | 6144201 Farmer Joe in B...
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I love how he was from a wealthy family, but was said to be "successful on his own"...

So your parents paid for you to get into and go to an overpriced ivy league school. Then they used their business and/or family connections to get you a job at a bulge bracket bank. And all this spoiled little prick had to do is show up to work and not fuck things up...?

Yeah..."successful on his own".

Good riddance.

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:26 | 6144281 Stares straight...
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And the building he jumped from: "he didn't build that!"

Fri, 05/29/2015 - 13:00 | 6144204 Calculus99
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Sad but true - the markets can break even a hard man. 

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