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Abenomics Fail: Japanese Slack-Jawed At Oral Sex Price Deflation
Despite proclamations by Kuroda, Abe, and various other elected (and unelected) officials that the 'deflation mindset' is gone from Japan, it appears one segment of the population is keenly aware of the ongoing deflationary market for one staple item. Just as we warned was occurring in America, it appears the cost of blow-jobs has gone from just-plain-cheap to "well, why not?" As one intrepid reporter ventured into the Otsuka red-light district of Toshima Ward discovered, the fee for an oral session at a “pink salon” starts as low as 2,000 yen ($16!).
But as The Tokyo Reporter blog explains, things have got considerably worse...
On Friday, data released by the internal affairs ministry indicated that Japan’s annual inflation rate for April was zero. The report showed that Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s economic revival plan is being hampered by falling prices, particularly for fuel and consumer electronics. The report did not mention blow-jobs, but, according to Takarajima (July), prices for such services in Tokyo remain low as the overall commercial sex industry continues to face hard times.
A writer for the magazine travels to the Otsuka red-light district of Toshima Ward to discover that the fee for an oral session at a “pink salon” starts as low as 2,000 yen.
He enters one particular establishment, which is not named, to find four other customers seated beneath a glitter ball hanging fr0m the ceiling and ’80s music filling the room.
The shop operates on the hanabira kaiten principle. Meaning “flower petal rotation,” the system dictates that each customer is served by girls in shifts. At this shop, it is two rotations.
Akira Ikoma, editor of a guide to the men’s entertainment called Ore no Tabi (My Journey), tells the magazine that the talent level of women employed in Otsuka is on the rise.
“Years ago, Otsuka was known as the place for dirt-cheap pink salons,” says the editor. “But girls are using the Shonan Shinjuku Line” — which runs through nearby Ikebukuro in connecting Saitama and Kanagawa prefectures — “to commute to Otsuka from Utsunomiya and Gunma Prefecture, with the result being a distinct increase in their overall quality.”
After a five-minute wait, Takarajima’s writer is joined by a highly rotund young lass with a pretty face, affectionate personality and — crucially — a supreme technique. After seven minutes, she is rotated out and a woman in her middle 30s takes her place for the final session.
The magazine says that the quality of the ladies at even the low-end joints is maintained at an acceptable level.
“With the impact of the rough economy ongoing, the value afforded (by pink salons) has become very popular,” says Ikoma. “At the high end, one might spend a total of 10,000 yen but he’s going to also be able to drink.”
The industry has been in a tailspin for years, and this is not the first report of a parlor in Otsuka offering an exceptionally low entry fee. In 2011, Fashion Club Hi Hi also provided two rounds for 2,000 yen, which implies that the benefits of the recent economic initiatives behind “Abenomics” have not yet arrived in Otsuka.
A street scout tells the magazine that the girls are attracted to the parlors due to the steady income.
“At a pink salon, the girls are paid by the hour, but at an out-call establishment it is commission-based,” says the scout.
He cites a jukujo “delivery health” business, which dispatches “mature” women to hotel rooms or residences, as an example.
“In one day, a woman might make less than 10,000 yen,” he says. “But at a pink salon, an eight-hour shift at a rate of 3,000 yen per hour translates into more than 20,000 yen a day. So the pink salon is the winner.”
The shop does well, too.
“They may have small margins but the turnover is very, very high,” he says. (A.T.)
Source: “Fuzoku-jo no reberu age no eikyo ha ‘2000en’ pinsaron ni mo atta!?” Takarajima (July, page 37)
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No wonder household-spending is down 14 months in a row...
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Now see, back in the day 2,000 yen really meant sumpin ;-)
Love you long long long time.
Thats pretty awesome! A BJ costed $20 in expensive-ass Hawaii in the late 80's when I was in the navy. I thought it was a great deal then! This is FABULOUS! When is it coming here?!
Its here in San Antonio Texas, with all the eagle ford oil patch girls coming into town...looking to get some "wildcat drilling" done.
Tokyo, i am on my way. And in my New toyota, It is not so far away...
Shit, you can walk into nearly any wooded park here in the DC area and get a BJ for free. 'course, it'd be from a dude. Go for a stroll in Lady Bird Johnson Park near the Pentagon some time, and see what happens. Or next to the Iwo Jima Marine Corps Memorial after dark. Hell, the guy who found Vince Foster's body in Fort Marcy Park was cruising for sex, wound up stumbling into the national news...
Good call... I hear you can just go to the public rest room on Capital Hill and get the same. And if you're lucky you might even be serviced by Miss South Carolina... (Lindsey Graham)
Yeah, but you need a "wide stance".
If a person has sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered
rape or shoplifting?
Yes.
That was so incredibly easy to answer, one must think you had a different question. While you ponder that here is AKB48 to answer that ffortune cookie question for everyone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFf4AgBNR1E
Has it really come to this? I think not. Somebody who doesn't speak Japanese reported this story.
We be suking coks now, but we opes to be ores some day...
Said the Cockney teenage girls to the bobby...
https://youtu.be/LnjGNJ5JL8w
If an oz of silver can buy this now, just think what you will get for it post collapse!
Is The FUKA Radiation Dose Included, Or Is That Extra???
I have wonderful news. There be a leprechaun up in the tree. Peace.
Dear Leader Obama is already giving it to you in the rear. What else could you want?!?!?
Maybe a nice tax credit?
Epic lulz. :D
According to CNN, ISIS is running schools now. They provide basic utilities, K-12 education. They were always cool with sharing syria with assad 50%/50%
But if you think you can work your way into the toyota supply chain (with machine guns on the back) I suggest you examine the pay grades.
prices for all staples fall, including pay grades, in a deflation, no?
bj, Mac, airfares, Toyotas, houses, guns, bombs, tanks, flattops, human lives, alien lives (?)...
Cool your jets. It's almost impossible to find a pink salon that will admit foreigners. Aparently.
it's still a great price in Japan but bad value
Japanese women are horrible horrible in bed... too many decades of repression and being forced to be fake polite
plus most of them spend too much time sucking on tiny dicks so they have no idea what to do with anything even remotely average by western standards
it's crazy... they think it's impolite to say 'no' and will rather do something they don't actually like than to be disrespect and say no, and they'll smile the whole time. so many westerners think japanese are so many but they don't realize most of the time it's just fake. it's not an act per se... because they genuinely want to to be fake. but it's not their real feelings. and it's fucked up cuz they think it's worse to kiss than to fuck. sucked a weird sexual culture. no wonder no one makes babies there anymore. men are too busy fapping to anime cuz being salarymen effimiantes them, and in turn this has forced the women to be repressed to still be inferior to them (sexually and commercially)
so you may get a blowjob for $16 but it's going to be a shitty blowjob, and even worse once you understand the culture and really know what's going on in her head after-the-fact once you realize how fucked up her emotional state really is and how fake the smiling was hahaha
every country got its problems there. chinese guys have the same sort of problem, but want quiet obedient skinny girls, not how of weakness like jpn guys, but out of machoism. and the women... fuck.... the women are all Wolves of Wall Street. no wonder the men want japanese girlfriends hahaha chinese wives will fuck ur shit up.
Wow, you make prostitution seem so...depressing.
So if they cant say no, then you can say lets have sex while you are on the first date.
yep
Cosmos 'dating' has been replaced by 'dogging' on the first date.Not only fucking but allowing people to gather around your vehicle to watch. Where you been?
You have problem appreciating a blowjob, and you somehow convince yourself that it's the girls fault?
Talk about a fucked up emotional state.
you can appreciate any blowjob regardless of quality or context, and I'M the one with the fucked up emotional state? lol
boy are you sooo wrong
nah i'm pretty much bang on about jpn
http://i.imgur.com/RSnNmp5.jpg
pun intended
I had to cut the grass.
They need to print many more yen if they are going to get the price of felatio back to it desired 2% inflation rate, otherwise the country will not reach its long term growth rate.
The problem is that no matter how much you inflate, with fellatio it always ends in deflation.
haha.
forget getting blown, I think the investors over in china / asia are a little nervous with their market being up like 150% .
The chart... ==> CHINA STOCK MARKET IN A BUBBLE?? SEE HERE
It could go up much higher, alot higher, and if it did. I wonder if it will start raining stockbrockers a few years from now.
Blowish!!
Browish!
typically japanese only have problems with Ls that follow, rather than preceed, vowels...
oh rearry? rearry!
#justsaying
I'll bet reggies lover would do it for free...If your an older white male...
Maybe they should create a mascot for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T2XQ_kmBuw
Here in the Deflationists Lounge we are .... agape....at the types of deflation articles we are reading.
Deflation occurs after services are rendered.
Yes but the desired inflation occurs before and during ... and way more than 2%
Speak for yourself braggart.
At my age, Viagra is a maintenance drug. I can only pray for inflation or fantasize about Miffed Bactriologist. Just kidding, Miffed! (no, not...oh,shit!)
Ha! Ha! Ha!
You're going straight to Hell!
So, will that $16 lowest common denominator be included in TPP, so that US men can get some benefit from TPP?
Well, since the Motion Picture Guild, Apple, Xerox, Facebook, etc., etc., are onboard, you should at least walk away with a recorded copy of your hour or minute of glory.
$16 bucks for the buck-tooth girl ... but it's still at least $50 for the toothless gal wearing the see-thru Hello Kitty T-shirt who will gum you to pure heaven.
violence on this site is amazing
Even the trannies have been going down.
Thailand is 500 bht, however the quality is better. Cheaper than a wife......
Can you please put that in dollars? I'm tyring to plan my vacation over here!
An hour massage in Pattaya is 400 baht ($12 bucks or so), and with the Happy Ending around 800 baht (less than $25 bucks).
Best deal I've seen anywear, and the girls are experts at both.
Pattaya? Girls? I hate to tell you - those are ladyboys. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
you have to pay for blowjobs?
Everyone *pays* for blowjobs.
No such thing as a free lunch.
Sorry, in my home it's Zerohead.
But you pay for the house and cost of living. Nothing is for free as he said. And the final bill is delivered during divorce. Only afterwards you have any idea how much heading down was, but for sure not at a cost of zero.
Ben could have gotten 1 a day for eternity with all the dough he blew .....blew....get it?
It appears the trade would be, long 2 Tokyo hookers and short 1 Detriot hooker for even money.
book me
There were three prostitutes living together, a mother,a daughter and grandmother.
One night the daughter came home looking very down.
"How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a blow job."
"Wow!" said the mother, "Thats not bad. In my day we gave a blow job for 50 cents!"
"Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
If only the airfare weren't so expensive...
Cheaper than McDonalds ... just call it the McOral deal.
Have to admit, $16 is pretty cheap for a blowjob. Not that I would know about such unsavory and unwholesome things regarding ladies of the night.
But, I did hear from a very reliable source that in the Philippines you can easily get a girl to stay with you an entire week 24/7 for about $45. You can do the math but, for starters, understand that that Filipinas are sexual autobots and don't get chapped lips. And they're gorgeous with long black hair and big white smiles. They will also cook and clean and give you massages for the asking. If you make them laugh and are halfway nice they won't want to leave. Very Gouguin-ish lifestyle, without the tropical syphilis.
Paradise. So says my source anyway...
So let's just assume I pay $70/week. $70*4 = $280/month which means $3360/year and I get to 'change models' whenever I want. I had a point about why to marry an american woman instead when I started this, but those ideas are eluding me now for some reason.
Kidding aside, I've heard the exact same reports.
Marc Faber?
Faber is in Thailand.
...for a reason.
Filipinas are sexual autobots and don't get chapped lips. And they're gorgeous with long black hair and big white smiles. They will also cook and clean and give you massages for the asking. If you make them laugh and are halfway nice they won't want to leave. Very Gouguin-ish lifestyle, without the tropical syphilis.
yer yer yer she said she loved you and you where the only one joe the only one.
so tell me cowboy did she give you back the 45 dollars or did the trans fella put it in his wallet : )
i here collodial silver is good if you have anal thrush
No, no, no, we're not talking about Manila, Angeles City, bar girls, or Thailand. They won't cook or clean for you anyway.There's 100 million Filipinos so don't get jealous, plenty to go around.
In the beaches and towns out in the provinces it's the regular girls-next-door that are fascinated by foreigners. If they stair and smile at you then your'e in there. Often mothers at the mall will strike up a conversation and, if you're not an asshole, they will invariably be very persistent trying to hook you up with one of their 20-something daughters or neices.
My source says he feels like a piece of meat sometimes.
I know of a filipino friend who went back once a year, not sure if he still does after being married but he mentioned the same thing about 8+ years ago.
If they know you are a "foreigner" they will be attracted to you like fly on shit. Just make sure you don't attract the ones that want to rob you.
I had a similar experience as your source in the second tier cities in China. I went mid-life crisis crazy for a while. If I had enough cash, I'd go back for a while. But now you've got me thinking about the philippines. I was on a layover in Manila once and picked up a copy of FHM magazine at the airport. The average filipino girl can be quite homely but when they're beautiful they are mind-blowing.
I'm the source so take it from me and go hang out at a food court in a mall for about an hour in the PH checking out the women and watch what happens. The attractive women go to the malls to see and be seen.
Doesn't seem to matter much what you look like cuz you'll also see a bunches of terrible looking old guys with some smokin' hotties on their arm (not just US but Aussies, Canadians, Europeans). When a girl looks and smiles back at you it's your que to go over and say hello.
If you get bored with indoor sports there are always nice beaches, scuba diving, and swimming with Whale Sharks.
There is a club in Manila, Started by a British guy over 15 years ago, who went to Asia to do nothing else but get as many girls pregnant as possible.
Its all very simple, they realize why they are on this earth and do something about it.
No illusions, no delusions, everything from ants to pigs to trees to people exist for just one thing.
They find the best the youngest prettiest, and smartest, college grads and ONS them on the right dates to maximize success in getting them pregnant.
Some of the smarter studs are knocking up as many as 30 a year and already I hear the record is over 200 by a guy still only in his 40's.
Seems you are right , Philippines is best, catholic, so superstitious and unlikely to abort and the family tradition means you never have to worry about maintenance.
So give as few generations their genes will spreading like wildfire, whilst the fucking filthy cunts like the faggot obummers will be extinct any time soon.
Oh yes, average cost to have some fun produce a kid, including dinner and a couple of drinks
A little more expensive at $25.
Charming.
I heard that in America, you can expect to get F'd on a pretty regular basis by the US Federal Govt.
Of course, without lubrication.
Burns like a bitch for pretty much your entire lifetime.
Defellation.
To the whore in london, i want my money back.
Central banker whore?
Well Austria wants their gold back from the Shitty of London Zio town - so get in line pal.
Shame that those women would rather eat horse manure than go down on us white boyz....
Only $16 Dollars? Worst BJ I ever had was Great! Just saying...
and the 15 minutes of quiet was priceless.
and she got something straight in her head - but only for so long.
Jebus Fucking Cripes! LOL!!
The cocksuckers of Japan charge $16 because there are fewer and fewer erect Johnsons out there due to radiation poisoning and low libido of a poisoned population. Obviously, this is a supply/demand equation, but it could be that there just isn't a demand due to physical illness or stressors not identified in the promotional article for the sex tourism business for ultra cheap blowjobs, eh. The bad economy might force the price low, but $16 bucks for a BJ ain't exactly 'pretty lady' stuff if you know what I mean. Discount blowjobs are not exactly enticing IMHO. Moreover, crack hos in the USSA will do the tube steak boogie on you for chicken McNuggets. And chicken McNuggets don't cost $16 bucks. So, dollar-for-dollar it's cheaper in the land of the slave, and home of the indentured into servitude, than it is in Japan.
To think a person would actually exchange chicken McNuggets for blowjobs is pretty sick. To think a person would actually blow someone for a $5 meal...that is just beyond tragic.
A couple of years ago American MSM reported that a woman was arrested for soliciting customers in a McDonalds Drive Through for McDonalds Chicken McNuggets in exchange for a blowjob. It was either Chicago or New Orleans I can't recall which, but it is a true story that was reported in the mainstream news. I'm not suggesting that I would avail myself of that kind of human degradation. In brief, I do not frequent such services nor do I advocate that kind of abuse of human beings as I am formally educated in Experimental Psychology, and the Social Sciences. And yes it is tragic, I agree.
I agree, McDonalds is degrading. Don't do it.
Yeah, don't do it, the friction of the McNuggets dough is enough to warn anyone away.
Ms, you're simply the best!
Wonders never cease!
How come the defense/public are not allowed access to material witnesses?
For example the two svede scrumpet J.Assange raped OR the Spanish air traffic controllers who are hidden/silenced over the Kiev takeout of the Malaysian airliner.
At the cost of tens of millions of tax-payer ££££££££ for beefeater type rotating sentries outside the Ecuadorian Embassy in London you'd think the public/ defense would be permitted access to evidence. SUCK ON THIS BARRY!
Hoping the two Spanish controllers are alive and well having signed the official secrets act of the EU and at least received a small cottage in the countryside out of it. SUCK ON THIS MERKEL
Best BJ I ever experienced (by a length) was a chinese girl of Japanese heritage. I couldn't walk for a while afterwards. Later she was reading her text messages and she said, "Why is my boyfriend so jealous? He doesn't trust me. He thinks I'm cheating on him." I never did find out what the chinese for WTF is. I think the combination of a mixed chinese-japanese girl is the best of both worlds. Spend a bit of time in nanjing and you won't regret it.
Thanks to Bill Clinton and Monica, a BJ and handshake have the same level of intimacy.
Freedom
So the chart aptly titled "Going Down" shows it's going down.
Supply/demand metric and since blow jobs never go out of style we know what is moving P*.
Have fun while you can Japan.Your kinkiness is blowing you right out of existence.Lowest birth rate in world and sells soiled girls panties in those plastic bubble gum vending machines. Maybe Fukishima will get them first - or China. Repent.
Y'know, I've lived in the Tokyo area for much of my life and I've never seen one of those used panty vending machines.
Had a real facination for asian women. It was almost obsessive until I actually got in a relationship with a woman from Hong Kong. That cured me. I married an American woman.
Details, please. In TW the understanding is that "Cantonese girls are very aggressive."
I give it 8-12 more years before the truly convincing and affordable robot vixens begin to arrive. At first you will just 'rent' then the prices will go so low you'll have 3 or four different models around the house. That will be the stake through the heart of Women's Lib and marriage as well I suppose. When the experts say 50% of all jobs will be automated within 20 years they aren't kidding.
Coming soon to USA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2ZLPapdRk
$16 dollars sounds cheap but realistically you can just jack off for free, not have to go anywhere and then still have enough yen to buy almost an entire ounce of silver. You can do that every day and sometimes more than once.
Outsourcing is truly getting "out of hand."
"and sometimes more than once"
I could only wish.
It o we sixtin dollwa.
Last time I had experienced fellaito was when the ex wife announced that she was pregnant! That was while I was driving home from somewhere in 2001! She did not even swallow! It got so bad that she would pull her hand off right before ejaculation then I woud say don't even bother anymore; her response, was that she did no want the ejaculate on her hands! Fucking awful!
I hope to have some woman suck me off in the future, just to see how it is.
SH
So is this how Trickle Down Economy Works.
When other sources of income dwindle, people take to prostitution & crime (in order to make money flow).
Well well well, but what about upliftment of human race, values , family, culture etc.
Imagine a future family of old gay parentss with adopted son.
The son comes home after the days *work* tells his *folks* :
"It was a great business today, I blowed 10 gays & got screwwed by 7,
made a big sum of 200$, But before I do anything else ,
I will pay my repects to the divinity BarackHomoObama,
who has freed us all"
(Lights a candle to a framed pic. of HussainObama & some incense too)
The gay parents bless their son & wish for a good luck for future
Consumer Reports Coke & Hookers Edition
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
Your job still sucks after 5 years.
What's the difference between your wife and the fridge?
The Fridge dosn't queef when you pull your meat out.
"...it appears the cost of blow-jobs has gone from just-plain-cheap to "well, why not?""
How say in Japanese: "Come on baby, get gums round this lot" ?
No need to go to Thailand anymore.
I suspect that is one market, not controlled by the central banks and their owners.
A real free market?
I don't go whoring; but while making a practical joke for a friend by listing BDSM Sites on his FB Page (since he was fawning about like a pansy), I came across some nasty Dominatrix Clubs.
One would figure that a Dominatrix "should" be somewhat attractive (Clients are looking for some sort of arousal - even in a Paraphillic Environment); but no. Several Clubs' "Hostess Queens" were simply Mean and Nasty Looking, with ever so unfriendly facial expressions - ROTFLMAO!!!
I guess their Client List include the "Damaged" who are looking to get humilated in every way possible - while paying for it in Cash or Credit.
What a great idea from the entrepreneurs running the rub and tug shops in Japan...charge guys a few bucks less and sell him to a middle aged, cock starved housewife.
First, let the guy think he's getting a cheap BJ to entice him the door. Then send in a young woman to arouse him, for a few minutes until he is ready to blow his nuts. Just about that time get the young girl out of there...he doesn't care who finishes him off by then. Then send in the house wife...who just happens to be married to a rich old guy but hasn't got any lead in his pencil anymore. You charge her five times as much and let her eat jism all day...meanwhile your young professional cock sucker doesn't get tired of cum.
For extra, you charge trannies more.
sounds like times are "hard" in Japan. :-p
You can beat eggs, you can beat meat, you can beat a rug,.....but you can't beat a blow job!
Spent a week in Shinjuku, Tokyo back in 2007. Had my daughter with me, so the only thing on our schedule was anime book shops and the Cos Play goings-on at the Menji Shrine bridge. But damn, there are some smokin hot Japanese chixx. Heart stoppers, OMFG! I sure did want to go back to spend three months there, Fukashima put a damper on that.....
Grimaldus
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"We deflated some folks..."
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