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What's Currently For Sale On The "Amazon For The Super Rich"
There's Amazon, and then there's the aptly named "Posh" - Bloomberg's own internal Craigs List-type marketplace, open only to terminal subscribers. From a "spectacular" new construction French manor in Greenwich, CT, to a $4.3 million "Inside deal, won't last") 3 bedroom loft in Greenwich Village, to countless Aston Martins, Ferraris, Porsches, if the rich (and Libor, equity, gold and FX-manipulating) are selling it, you will find it on Posh.
Here are the most expensive items currently for sale by and for Bloomberg terminal users.
Want a new build mansion? It's for sale:
Or maybe just a 2500 square foot Village loft:
Over $4 million for an apartment too much? Then how about just $2.8 million for a 2 bedrom condo in Chelsea.
Concerned about a lack of real estate supply in NYC? Don't be: for a price, everything can be bought.
And on the off chance you can't find what you're looking for, contact Bloomberg@tengroup.com as the selected concierge for Bloomberg POSH. Because no price is too big when one "trades" rigged markets.
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If I was going to drop 10mil on a house, it would be a self sufficient estate witha damn good fence.
Yeah, I could do a lot with 10 million fiat dollars. I think buying an island would be the first purchase.
No kidding. I'd have several sections of land in a place that few people have ever heard of. And I'd still have a lot of FRNs left over.
My eye dropped on that licence plate "POR 911" for ONLY 50.000 pounds...
So Im on my laptop sitting next to my better half as she watches one of these shit shows about high rolling realtors in California. Most of them young punks in their twenties early thirties. She says, 'OMG honey he just made 500K on the sale"... I contemplate her comment thinking back on my miserable life eeking out a paltry living and go back to reading ZH....
lol, remember the rich have whores, if you have good wife that isn't so bad.
Should I sell them a "Get Out of Gouillotine Free Card"?
Hell no! I do have a few scruples left...
£7m? That's a paupers site. Here's a £46.5m non-squalor advertised through the common man's rightmove.
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-52515821.html
Full list
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/find.html?searchType=SALE&l...
I guess the "detached" part causes the high price, eh. But 'detached' from what? Reality?
Pffft. Middle Class.
They'll move in, and then in a few years they'll need moar.
C63 for less than the cost of a license plate. Bargain.
Who'd want to be living in ANY of those cities when the train goes off the tracks.
nobody with brain, that's the point !
1) you'll know where to find them
2) they won't ecape their city prison
3) when you will see some weird cities accent asking for eggs of stuff , you immediatly know you can shoot.
I am certain, on the bottom of the list, they listed their mothers.
I found an excellent sale on POSH.
"Senator for only $16000.00! Cheap! Limited time offer!"
...or spend a little on vetting to find dirty laundry such as - they used to bugger their underage charges, and then you OWN them going forward.
That's where the serious ROI is!
Queue up for Chanel while you can, so you will see this queue 10 times longer in front of a bank
Not quite the Amazin Amazon and some of that stuff looked pretty standard Cali/NY fare. Nothing you don't see on Craigslist actually.
But the income divide is super real, no doubt about that. India is a shining example of the same.
Come september or whenever the next shock is, the attempt will eb make the gap a yawning chasm, or we'll all go down together for a bit.
Meanwhile, Muze-ic...stone domes create ripping reverb and overtones and harmonics...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk1TSBW_368Pardon the dust of the upper crust--fetch us a cup of tea
Port out, starboard home, posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh
In every foreign strand I land the royal trumpets toot me
The royal welcome mat is out
They 21 gun salute me
But monarchies are constantly commanding me to call
Last month I miffed the Mufti but you can't oblige them all
Oh the posh posh traveling life, the traveling life for me
Oh rumpetly tumpety didy didy dee dee dee dee dee
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Soundtrack
MOAR FUCKING SHIT NO ONE NEEDS!
London & New York City contains the most billionaires per square foot of any lands in the World.
"You will know them by their fruits"......The Bible
P.S. John Paulson was a member of the 'Jesus Club' when he was growing up in New York as a kid. God is so benevolent I'm left speechless when I look at 740 Park Avenue NYC.
New Construction Greenwich CT $107,000,000 :)
Location: New York?
You too can live in Greenwich CT NY! Act fast.
For that much money it better be true.
It would be nice if they used an intelligent date format. year.month.day or day.month.year. Pick one.
Wake me up when they start listing Slaves, with Pictures..
The banksters want WW3 to eviscerate the collateralised debt obligations, but New York and London will be priority targets. Not one, two or three MIRVs but maybe a dozen just to make sure...
But your insurance, if lucky enough to be 'out of town', does not usually cover for 'act of war', so better make sure you have good default avoidance.
If NYC or London get wiped.....ain't gonna be no insurance companies to collect from.
And if there are there would be so many claims they'd all get wiped (assuming they're willing to pay anyone at all before the execs amscray with the loot).
Second listed item technically the most expensive. What's the $ to £ exchange rate?
I'm not seeing 13 year old eastern European virgin on the list.
That must be a different newsgroup feed.
Boy or Girl?
I hear they actually charge more for the boys. Same supply, much higher demand.
Lot of overpriced shit in London there. Hahahahahaha. Douchebaggery at its finest.
You ever think that maybe these super rich are really short on cash and are selling shit because they have to? I remember in 2009, pawn shops were taking in all kinds of fine jewelry and art work - not to take on loans, but to hock to people they couldn't believe needed the cash. You never know.
You could buy a fuckton of Wyoming acerage with full energy/food self-sustainability with bread like that---and have a pile left over for a nice gold/gun/booze/cigar arsenal.
Toss in a good wall-crawling AWD destructo buggy for zero accountability drunk driving on your own land and you're off to the races.