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Bloomberg reports the following.

 

 

Federal Reserve Vice Chairman Stanley Fischer said bankers who have engaged in wrongdoing should be punished, and he chided the industry for pushing back against financial regulations adopted to prevent another conflagration.

 

“Individuals should be punished for any misconduct they personally engaged in,” Fischer said in a speech to bankers Monday in Toronto. 

Well then... if a Fed vice chairman says bankers should be punished for, you know, "crimes" then so be it.

Which in retrospect seems a little odd: why would anyone, let alone the second most important person on the planet, feel the need to state something that, for every other human being is self-evident?

Which reminds us, just how many of the market's caught-red-handed criminal manipulators have gone to jail?

Stanley? Anyone?

 

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Mon, 06/01/2015 - 12:59 | 6152144 DutchBoy2015
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Its because most American believe the biggest HOAX in history. that Jews are the 'chosen' people by some invisible playmate in the sky.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:08 | 6152372 farflungstar
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The fables that their ancestors wrote in their book of folklore stating that they just happened to be a "chosen" group of people by a God they do not believe in seems to have much resonance over average AmeriKan retard (AAR).

When you tell the AAR that the Chosenites believe in this (and that AAR non-juden) are no better than some sort of donkey, insect, animal, (etc) to be used, abused and taken advantage of, they go into complete denial mode and it would be funny to see, the often wide-eyed anger and disbelief if it weren't so sad -goyim slaves blaming everything and everyone for their woes except those responsible. 

 

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:46 | 6152271 Monty Burns
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HATER!     You want to see another six million killed, don't you?

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:10 | 6152402 DutchBoy2015
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6 million?  LOL.  Biggest LIE in history.  They have been using that figure long before WW2.

Notice that those Holocause survivors keep getting younger and younger.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 16:12 | 6152917 Monty Burns
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Jesus Dutch, did I really have to put a /sarc tag at the end of my comment?

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 12:42 | 6152092 exomike
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What Happened? Did the Statute of Limitations run out for his cronies?

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 12:51 | 6152115 adonisdemilo
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I thought that there was some law or other about not benefitting from the proceeds of crime.

There is no need to punish them other than confiscating their assets---ALL OF THEM.

No fancy lawyers, no bullshit pleas in mitigation ( especially "doing God's work" )

Put them on the street without a pot to piss in.

Job done.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 12:56 | 6152132 Joebloinvestor
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They very rarely get banned from the industry either.

How about starting there?

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:00 | 6152145 YOU ARE DEMOCRACY
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Sepp for Prez!

https://vine.co/u/1210686835861692416

Too many appointed experts serving lobbyist agendas, rather than elected experts out to do the right thing. 

 

YOU ARE DEMOCRACY

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:05 | 6152158 Dekyus
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Ok Stanley so Greenspan, Bernanke and Yellen and all the bankster like Goldman, JP Morgan... should be punished !

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:38 | 6152251 FrankDieter
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Everyone starts with getting a dick up their ass.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:43 | 6152554 CHX
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Not enough dicks, I'm afraid.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:14 | 6152184 paint it red ca...
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Many have been punished; nail gun, flying leap, short rope, bullet...

We just don't know who is authorizing the punishment or why..

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:23 | 6152206 GRDguy
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Isn't it amazing how sociopathic actions etch themselves into a man's face?!   The lyin' cheatin' stealin' and killin' lines that no one can hide.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:28 | 6152218 Batman11
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Doesn't he know.

The idea that "everyone is equal in the eyes of the law" which has been in force since the Magna Carta and enshrined in the US constitution, was amended in 2008 (with a touch of the George Orwells) to:

“Everyone is equal in the eyes of the law, but some are more equal than others*”

* Apart from bankers and well, fraud is a bit tricky isn't it, sometimes it's OK and sometimes it isn't, it just depends on who is defrauding who, you know.

 

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:26 | 6152220 Counterpunch
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http://www.irmep.org/fischer_aipac.htm ...

 ......

... had enough yet?

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:27 | 6152221 p00k1e
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At least they can't take Americana like Caitlyn (Bruce Jenner) away from us.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:40 | 6152257 Monty Burns
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Prior to his appointment I confidently believed that they wouldn't have the nerve, the chutzpah, to appoint him. Obviously ZOG no longer even pretends to be concerned about  the views of its subjects.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 16:58 | 6153098 TeethVillage88s
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Maybe it is a good sign for the US.

Maybe they aren't through with us yet and still need the US Military & Economy to Protect Israel.

The world could be Scare for Israel if the US Collapses, loses all velocity, and has not consumers expect the wealthy.

But we would still be able to buy IDI Weapons I suppose.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:35 | 6152238 sirik
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The question is... did they do wrong ? I mean accoording the law, not common sense.

If that is so Fisher gave DOJ the finger.

nice.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:36 | 6152241 Sandmann
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   The articles of Control Council Law No. 10 relating to “war crimes” and “crimes against humanity’ you are accounted guilty of a war crime or atrocity if you “took a consenting part therein” (i.e., obeyed orders); were “connected with plans or orders involving its commission”; were “a member of any organization or group connected with the commission of any such crime”; “held a high position, civil or military” (including General Staff), or “held a high position in the financial, industrial or economic life” of Germany or its allies or its satellites.

 

That was Nuremberg........why not apply the same principle to FIRE sector ? 

If it was worth applying at Nuremberg it should be used to prevent the Bankers from creating devastation and destroying societal structure and economic well-being once again after the disaster they unleashed in 1930s

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:37 | 6152247 SillySalesmanQu...
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It does take a Department of Justice to prosecute them...
Paging Loretta Lynch...Stanley Fischer on line two.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:37 | 6152250 Chuck Knoblauch
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Emails? What emails? What's an email?

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:40 | 6152259 Dragon HAwk
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They must have a few Small Fry, bankers they need to Rub Out, to consolidate their power, warnings to toe the party line, back the troops, keep your mouth shut or else.. Suicided prior to trial to avoid embarrassment, and facts getting out of course...

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:47 | 6152269 Eeyores Enigma
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"Spot whats wrong with this headline."

It should be HUNG not punished.

Punishment just means they have to give some of the money they have stolen to some other bankster entity. 

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:46 | 6152280 DutchBoy2015
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The KIKE roach Fischer is the real FED chairman.,  doing ''gods' work and Yellen is the puppet.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:55 | 6152327 Infinite QE
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More of a muppet than a puppet.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 15:29 | 6152738 SmedleyButlersGhost
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Cue MMA Announcer voice.........

 

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But now ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, appearing under the banner of "Seldom Right but Never Unsure"......heeeeer's Dutchie.

 

* Please note that the terms "Americunt" "fuktard" and "Joos" are Trade Marked and any use herein will be litigated by Dutch.

 

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:50 | 6152301 Jack Daniels Esq
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C'mon - the USG Ponzi will never fuck its own in the ass

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:50 | 6152303 RagnarRedux
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Dual-citizen ethno-oligarch damage control, and controlled opposition. 

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:54 | 6152305 steelrules
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Fischer feels it's ok to say bankers should be in jail only because he's in Canada. Canada has some of the toughest banking regulations in the world, that's sure to end with the TPP.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:52 | 6152317 Niall Of The Ni...
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Poor Stanley. He's spent too much time in Israel, where important people actually go to jail now and again. Time for a refresher on how they do things among the Gentiles.

In the Gentile world, banksters can do no wrong, and anybody who accuses banksters of wrongdoing is assumed to have it in for Jews. That most banksters are not actually Jews and that Israeli banksters give no more thought to the fate of the Jewish proletariat than Gentiles give to that of the Gentile proletariat will be most obvious to people who have lived in Israel and have a decent frame of reference.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:56 | 6152331 DutchBoy2015
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Uh-huh, just like Jews don't control Hollywood.  Arabs do .

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:58 | 6152344 BoPeople
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Not seeing many Gentiles heading up the US financial sector. Maybe you could point-out a few.

That being said, this has nothing to do with Jews and Gentiles.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:02 | 6152364 where_is the_nuke
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You are a hardcore anti-Semite. You are jealous of Joos because they are successful and the paragon of virtues. Je suis charlie.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:06 | 6152380 DutchBoy2015
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Jews are excellent psychopaths, liars, cheats and deceivers. Thats how they get ahead. 

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:45 | 6152568 Benjamin123
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Dimon, Geithner, Paulson, Draghi, Corzine.

An israeli ex-president and an former prime minister are in jail now.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:56 | 6152332 BoPeople
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Stanley looks as if he could us a little fiber in his diet.

Anyway, saying it and doing it are two completely different things.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 13:56 | 6152335 Goldbugger
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Someone should compile an article with names of the FUCKERS that have ripped off the public,LIED to congress and got away with it.

Let's See. Holder  Corzine, Clapper, Blankfine, Diamond,Hilary,Hanky Panky Paulson and the list goes on.

 

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:00 | 6152336 rejected
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A Central Bankster stating that other banker crooks should be punished!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah........ Jesus, I can't stop laughing.......

 

Edit: I did notice he said " any personal misconduct" .... I suppose that leaves the door open for institutional misconduct normally referred to as felony fraud.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:00 | 6152355 where_is the_nuke
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Hah hahahahahahahaha. Zion Zion Zion Zion.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:04 | 6152373 DutchBoy2015
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Fischer said he will give what is necessary to Israel, start with about 50 Billion.  He said the rest of the fucking Goyim Christers can go to hell.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:09 | 6152395 HandyCrapper
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The arrogant jew POS means Non-NY Banks and Non-NY individuals only.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:14 | 6152415 Edward Quince
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I'll have to disagree with my old friend on this one.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:25 | 6152461 Arthur Schopenhauer
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This reminds me of one of those Sunday morning Baptist 'Fire and Brimstone' sermons.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:36 | 6152523 JetsettingWelfareMom
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It's sort of like saying "cops should be punished for shooting and killing unarmed people" 

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:40 | 6152540 CHX
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No, no, no, they are more equal, aren't they ?

 

/sarc...? not sure, actually.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:48 | 6152581 CHX
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Is the top finally in ? Or will they unleash the next round of QE? The 30yr treasury yield could use some more truncation.

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 14:53 | 6152603 MeelionDollerBogus
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I can't even. Not at least until they free the Honorable Jon Corzine

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 16:03 | 6152876 Grimaldus
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How many times have jamie diamond and lloyd Blankfein visited obama at the white hut?

 

Grimaldus

 

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 17:07 | 6153131 Counterpunch
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http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2014/01/stanley-fischer-a-dual-u-s-...

In reading this a second time, I realize that if Americans are too blinded and fearful of the word 'anti-Semite,' even when plainly utilized SOLELY to object to any discussion of facts regarding wildly disproportionate Jewish power in the us, uk, canada, france, russia, ukraine, and elsewhere... perhaps they deserve the fate Jewish Fundamentalists have in store for them.

Transnational Jewish networks are not, at all, about respecting non jewish culture or religion or independence. But if people are so afraid of a word, 'antisemite,' used primarily to prevent discussion of Jewish eschatology and Zionist plans.... for the mideast and the world... they deserve to bend the knee to the Pharisees.

VAE VICTIS!

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 18:47 | 6153435 Kelley
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Did Fischer say at what time he'd be turning himself in?

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 19:30 | 6153557 oncefired
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Stan needs a facelift or they should pre-freeze him until the technology exists for his brain to be implanted into a robot

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 20:16 | 6153676 MaxThrust
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Stoploss:   Was he standing in front of a mirror when he said that?

 

If so, that explains the expression on his face. Not a pretty reflection at all

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