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In America, Which One Of These Is The Most Courageous?

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And the winner of The Arthur Ashe Courage Award is...

The Arthur Ashe Courage Award is an award that is part of the ESPY Awards.

 

Although it is a sport-oriented award, it is not limited to sports-related people or actions, as it presented annually to individuals whose contributions "transcend sports".

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Caitlyn Jenner of course...

 

And just to top it all off...

  • *OBAMA BELIEVES JENNER HAS SHOWN `TREMENDOUS COURAGE': EARNEST
 

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Tue, 06/02/2015 - 15:53 | 6156528 Bumpo
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Dude looks like a Lady

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:00 | 6156555 Rainman
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66 yo trannies makes me feel all tingly too ... yuk yuk.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:02 | 6156571 NoVa
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well, a positive is that Jenner now gets to hit from the Womens Tees at the club.  

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:11 | 6156621 Xibalba
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Let 'em in the military...go ahead.  Thanks - China

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:20 | 6156660 Stackers
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la la la la Lola ...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:32 | 6156677 nope-1004
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Total self-destruction of a society.  Bruce was born a boy, medicated himself into his illusion.

The US is a joke, and Satan is laughing his ass off at all the people that have "rights" but zero morality.  Obama is a first class fag too, so any comment from him & Reggie about courage is about as weak is it comes.

If the US is not a nation currently under judgement, as some say it is not, then damnit we're darn close.

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:35 | 6156766 pods
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I'd say he/she is the most courageous if all that was done without any anesthesia or other pain killing meds.

pods

Kinda off topic but did Bruce wear those gay nutter shorts competing?  Might wanna start there for answers.  I hope Magnum doesn't freak out.

pods 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:38 | 6156792 European American
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as it presented annually to individuals whose contributions "trannyscends sports".

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:49 | 6156865 FuzzyDunlop21
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To be fair I am disabled, cant walk, etc, and it really pisses me off when people call me or other disabled people 'courageous' for doing things like going to work, banging hot chicks, or just generally living life. They can fuck off. Obama saying Jenner is courageous? Not surprised, Obama would not be able to recognize courage if it ripped his face off.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:04 | 6156930 macholatte
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All things Kardashian or Jenner are just more click baiting bullshit?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:27 | 6156994 greenskeeper carl
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I wouldn't really call it clickbait. It goes with a common theme of this webiste: we are fuckin screwed. with everything thats going on in the world, THIS IS THE BULLSHIT THE EVERYDAY PERSON CARES ABOUT!?! pointing this out just lends more evidence that we are the most self absorbed, silly, and clueless civilization the world has ever seen(as if any evidence is needed..) Obama speaking about it is just icing on the cake. Anything to distract the plebs with, case in point, using this to demonstrate that if some dude wants to put on a dress and be a woman that day, its perfectly OK if they use the womens restroom, and if you protest this, you are a bigot.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:31 | 6157004 J S Bach
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To think that as a kid in the late 70s, I actually looked up to this gal with her picture on the Wheaties box throwing the javelin.  Now she takes the spear in the ass.

"She", "he", "it"...  God help us all.

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:37 | 6157031 Pladizow
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Unless you have a uteris, YOUR FUCKING MALE!

But what Jenner did, does take............balls?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:55 | 6157108 HowdyDoody
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Conchita says the lady needs moar beard.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:31 | 6157241 Laowei Gweilo
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the army guy probably didn't even have to be courageous... it just came natural

 

it probably takes a lot more courage to declare your a woman when you're actually a man

 

for an army vet to keep fighting, that just comes naturally... everyone accepts that... there's physical barriers but there's no social barriers.

 

but for transgenders, it's pretty fucked up in their head i guess...  i dunno

 

 

the army guy is far more newsworthy but i doubt he had to overcome the same social barriers that require actual courage

 

just overcoming physical barriers ain't courage... just dedication and hard work... courage implies some sort of mental and social barrier, and the army guy was mostly just physical.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:42 | 6157280 MillionDollarBogus_
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He hasn't had his 'package' removed, yet...

He loses them, he deserves the award, but not before...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:58 | 6157334 Macchendra
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He tried to interfere with project mayhem.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:02 | 6157349 Stuart
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Jenner is a bloody freakshow..   Media starving freakshow.  Cannot stand this type of media garbage news.... seriously, why would anyone give a damn about this idiot.  Move on people.....

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:32 | 6157451 Spigot
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I refuse to even pay any attention whatever to crap like this. It's not worth the time.

Every moment you say, do, focus on one thing, you are simultaneously excluding all else.

Is this worth sacrificing EVERYTHING else to?

Nope.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:49 | 6157501 Keyser
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Too bad the Vanity Fair interviewer didn't ask Bruce how much for a Dirty Sanchez... 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:55 | 6157519 overmedicatedun...
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I guess doing a cover for Vanity Fair, is all about his metamorphosis..nothing to do with narcissism, making money on your self discovery smacks of exploitation, on the other hand he can now fuck himself.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:10 | 6157725 gladius17
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What a fag

No not you, the other guy...er, gir......uh, whatever that is...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:16 | 6157742 Mayer Amschel R...
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What are the chromosomes: xx or xy?  Can't fake that.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:38 | 6157767 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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A man can no longer fully comprehend the retarded bullshit that completely permeates this society. For example, I did not know until today that many modern coffins are welded steel with an anti-corrosive coating... ...cuz God forbid your pampered 'Merican ass return to the lowly Earth from which you came. And apparently Costco has a nice selection...

http://www.costco.com/caskets-expedited-shipping-must-order-by-1100am-es...

“Welcome to Costco, I love you.”

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:11 | 6157844 palmereldritch
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'Caitlyn' caught me by surprise.

I was betting on Sheila Transjenner

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:39 | 6157910 jeff montanye
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for my money, if they wanted to give it to a transgender with courage, the guy/gal that deserves it is bradley/chelsea manning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Manning

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:04 | 6157955 forexskin
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this just in:

the kardashian / jenner news service informs us that kendall jenner (or whoever the fuch is in line to take one for the clan this time),

will begin her canine thans-species treatment in early 2016.

the star / examiner contract is nearly in agreement, and should allow orderly progression of the news cycle.

there will be a kickstarter campaign to encourage the public to participate in and fund the planned canine distemper treatments.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:09 | 6157968 ufos8mycow
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I stapled a branch to my head...I want you to call me Tree

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:50 | 6158051 knukles
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Bulllaaaaarrarraragaggaggahhhhhhfuck!

FUCKING CARNEY SIDESHOW

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 01:56 | 6158248 Gobbler
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I really like Bruce's new tits.  They're to die for.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 03:47 | 6158325 Occident Mortal
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This is what industrial attention seeking looks like.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 05:59 | 6158378 Richard Chesler
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"He hasn't had his 'package' removed"

That's exactly how Obongo likes them...


Wed, 06/03/2015 - 00:28 | 6158121 vie
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Best Comment.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:45 | 6157660 Laowei Gweilo
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i assumed he had haha

 

yeah, if you still got a dick, ur a guy... don't effing care if you wear a dress or got tits

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:46 | 6157783 Chump
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Having the dick attached or unattached is the key point here?  Really?  If you whack yours off with a cleaver are you a woman?  If your wife picks it up and glues it to her crotch is she a man?  What if she uses a needle and thread instead of glue?  Do you really have to be "feeling" like a certain gender that day or are there more stringent requirements?

All this fucking nonsense about "courage."  Just another word off to the language graveyard, where words go after they've been stripped of all meaning.  "Gender" is following closely behind.

Ah, but what do I know.  I found these sweet rabbit ears and now I'm a fuckin' rabbit.

http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/462538473.jpg?v=2&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=57QV...

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 09:07 | 6158677 Chump
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Ah that is great...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:31 | 6157770 Boondocker
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Having people try to kill you and not turning into a crying ball of shit  requires courage.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:08 | 6157967 PT
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Social barrier for that type of shit been down for a long time now.  MSM supports it - greatly reduces the amount of "courage" required.  The celebrity that risks the rest of their career to point out that something is wrong:  that will require courage.

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK92NYwBMts

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:13 | 6157172 bbq on whitehou...
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The Myans squeesed their childs head between boards so they could be beautiful. Greeks gaped their teeth, chinese crushed their feet, Its just what happens to a socity before it gets really crazy. Sit back and watch the show.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:13 | 6157728 gladius17
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"Greeks gaped their teeth"

The smart ones just married themselves a UK girl...then their kids would have gapped teeth from the beginning.

*ducks*

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:14 | 6157177 Bananamerican
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 "All four Jenner children are nervous about history repeating itself with Caitlyn's new E! docu-series, something they once again will not be part of.
The Jenner kids fear that the reality show Caitlyn began filming in May for the network will just be another Kardashian spinoff. They worry that, much like KUWTKardassians, the show will be a spectacle and take away from what Caitlyn hopes to do for the transgender "movement" (aint no godamn movement except the one being generated by the amerikan MSM). 
The children believe that with the right producers the show could be wonderful (wtf??), just like the Diane Sawyer interview; however, Caitlyn was adamant about having it produced by Bunim/Murray, the company behind KUWTK. Caitlyn insists that as an executive producer, he/she has full creative control, but that still wasn't enough to convince Burt, Cassandra, Brody, or Brandon to get on board. 9so you see, jenner is just upping his freak show game)

"You go on E!’s website, the Bunim/Murray website, and you look at all the shows, every one of them is a circus," 
Caitlyn says she was “terribly disappointed and terribly hurt" at first by his/her children's decision not to participate in the show, but now, he/she accepts it."

What level of media whore-ishness IS THIS??

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:26 | 6157221 Handful of Dust
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Now I know wht ISIS is jealous of our freedom ?!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:06 | 6157370 SickDollar
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Come on  ZH this is sheeple news, not worth to be publish here !!!!

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:11 | 6157386 Dixie Flatline
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Actually, this is the thermometer up the anus for the American people.  The fever is high, and the prognosis is bad.  An immoral populace like the America people are going to suffer horribly from every aspect of life.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:24 | 6158011 forexskin
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is chris matthews' leg tingling for this? that is just as good as any rectal measurement in my book.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:01 | 6157823 Bananamerican
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you don't understand, SickDollar...Culture is EVERYTHING!

It tells you all you need to know about the health/trajectory of a society

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:44 | 6157488 Dave Thomas
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This is what you have to do to get a grotesque reality show nowdays. Time to shoot the Tee Vee like Elvis did.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:56 | 6157331 Shawnee
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appendicktomy?

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:58 | 6157694 New_Meat
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Duuuuude:

"Unless you have a uteris, YOUR FUCKING MALE!"

well, that would be you're, don't cha' know ;-)

and you say:

:But what Jenner did, does take............balls?:

well, according to the news reports, ... not yet but then it would take ... NO BALLS.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:14 | 6157176 Itchy and Scratchy
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JS Bach u make me laugh like crazy man!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:55 | 6157107 Abaco
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It has accomplished the goal of getting the Clinton cash, the Waco massacre, and the NSA spying off the hot topic list.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:06 | 6157148 FreeMoney
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<<<Circuses

<<<Bread

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:35 | 6157254 AGuy
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"<<Circuses <<<Bread"

In socialist america, you don't have to choose, and you can have both!

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:17 | 6157590 acetinker
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Two words:  Effie Trinkett.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:56 | 6157691 Abitdodgie
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Obama the fudgepacker would say that in the white house with Micheal the man , sick fuck's.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:49 | 6157494 mutthead52
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so take a look at the hate and vitriol and bigotry directed in these comments against Jenner--a more accomplished person in life, and more of a man's man in his day-- than most of the commentators here; then tell me it doesn't take extreme courage to stand up for yourself and be the self you want to be in the face of more hate than any of the rest of us likely see in a lifetime. and tell me Obama is somehow wrong to recognize that courage and praise it, given the hate he takes every day from jealous vitriolic racists and rednecks, such as many of the posters here..meanwhile i admire your determination to not see yourself as a victim despite your situation, and focus only on your abilities

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:11 | 6157673 acetinker
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Mutthead, I sorta see where you're coming from.

I actually don't give a big fat rat's ass what Bruce/Caitlyn does with his/her own body and money.

What bothers me is that I'm apparently supposed to embrace his/her actions because the fawning presstitutes (and Obama) say so.

You wanna follow in Bruce/Caitlyn's footsteps?  Go right ahead.  Just don't ever try to convince me that artificially modifying the vessel your Maker provided you is normal.  It ain't.

edit:  I shoulda' said voluntarily, not artificially

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:57 | 6157942 Pinche Caballero
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It wasn't enough to have his face on a box of cereal? I guess he had to become the box...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:40 | 6158037 acetinker
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You probably know by now that I am sort of a dickhead, but the fact that the swimmer became the recipient of swimmers is not lost on me. Be well, Pinche'!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:15 | 6157735 gladius17
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"a more accomplished person in life"

What has this freak "accomplished", other than making a freak of itself and fucking up its kids lives in the process?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:08 | 6157548 J S Bach
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Fuzzy...

Obama is sincere in his praise for Jenner.

His inner fantasy is to become a "Geraldine" like his second cousin, Flip Wilson.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:21 | 6157600 acetinker
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+1 for living long enough to remember Flip Wilson!  The devil made me do it!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:43 | 6157799 pachanguero
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Fuzzy you rock my man!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:50 | 6157808 boogerbently
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Bruce "deserves" this like obama deserved the Nobel.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:45 | 6158041 NumberNone
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So who gets credit for the car crash fatality...Bruce or Caitlyn?  I guess killing someone isn't counted against you in the Espy courage awards.  Somewhere OJ is calling a doctor about having his junk removed so that he can get back in the press and celebrated for his bravery.  

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 12:44 | 6159464 boogerbently
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Can he now blame the crash on his "condition"....pharmaceutical or otherwise ?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:41 | 6157049 Sith1122
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Yep, Bruise is about as delutional as people who believe in Jehovia.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:34 | 6157250 logicalman
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Funny old world.

Bruce Jenner, in a previous life, I'm guessing was in some way famous?

I'd never heard of him (now her, supposedly) until the in-progress transition.

Thing here that I think is important is that it flags the power of the media to distract and manipulate the opinions of the masses.

I find being in the room with a TV disturbing, mostly.

Haven't had a manipulating lie box since late last century.

WTF???

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:37 | 6157266 DanDaley
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Used to be a guy, but will never be a woman. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:26 | 6157431 Statetheist
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There is no such thing as god you silly delusional theist lemming.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:47 | 6157495 Crisismode
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Under Judgement

. . . .

By who??

or By Whom?

 

The Marxists?

The Corporate CEOs?

The Jihadists?

Wall Street?

Satanists?

Tree Huggers?

Fornicators and Liars?

Politicians?

Tea Partiers?

TV viewers?

Pussy Eaters?

Queers?

Fundamentalists?

Whackos?

Police Thugs?

Boy Scouts?

KKK?

School Teachers?

Pre-verts?

Perverts?

Nuns?

Priests?

Construction Workers?

Shoe Salesmen?

Entymologists?

Dishwashers?

What?

Whom?

Who Stands in Judgement?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:16 | 6157741 gladius17
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The almighty God, nigga. Do you even Bible?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:41 | 6157789 acetinker
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Crisismode-

IMHO, there ain't no one alive who is qualified to judge, let alone govern, another.  We can only make choices that best suit our own tastes and comfort.  Therefore, I don't judge Caitlyn, I simply reject the meme that he/she is somehow the most courageous person on the planet.

No.  The courageous guys and gals are the ones who go out into the world each day, as themselves, and make the best of it- whatever that may be.

So, I say that when an individual attains a degree of wealth that sustains their ability to alter reality, that that individual has lost touch with what it means to be human, and vulnerable.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 00:00 | 6158076 aldousd
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Meanwhile... who gives a shit if someone wants to chop their uh... chin... off and implant boobs and parade around in women's undies. Seriously, calling up Satan is a little bit extreme there, killer.  I hope righteous indignation helps you sleep at night, because unless you're joel olsteen it probably doesn't put money in the bank.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 01:32 | 6158217 Kassandra
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Myra Breckenridge...on steroids. Oh wait..

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 07:35 | 6158461 WillyGroper
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ROFL

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 05:41 | 6158353 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Western ValuesTM those that we want to impose on Russia, China and the Muslim world, those that nobody want except Sodom (USA) and Gomorrah (Europe)...

One more reason why I want to GTFO from here, the more the time it passes, the less I identify myself as a Westerner: it become a source of genuine embarrassment now.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 05:44 | 6158367 Ghordius
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I find it fitting that you write "Western ValuesTM"... with a trademark. Then this is it: some Westerners claim they have a monopoly on Western Values

first: from a point of view of Easterners, particularly cultural, "the West" includes the whole Muslim world (and Russia). Nearly all of what we have from our Ancients was passed back to us by the effort of a few Muslim collectors of ancient Greek and Roman literature. Many of our most important thoughts and ideas were Persian, where some of them originated in ancient India and passed through Persia to us

second: in the original, but also in the current state of "Western Values", there is a kernel of tolerance. As in the liberal thought of "let them find their way in the pursuit of their happiness". But this kernel of tolerance seems not to be what drives the US, UK and Scandinavian "Progressive Cultural Warrior", who finds it very funny to enflame conservatives everywhere. which, interestingly, often don't have that kernel of tolerance themselves

third: the whole world is, up to a point, westernized. And the more this goes on, the less it will be possible for Cultural Warriors to claim "Western ValuesTM"

fourth: most of what is being imposed has little to do with values, and a lot with... prices

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:36 | 6156776 WOAR
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Run, Lola, Run!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:56 | 6156890 Max Steel
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"A woman is a woman not merely because of whatever cosmetic feature a man might vaguely emulate. A woman is a woman because of her biology, which Bruce does not share and never will. A woman is a woman because of her capacity to create life and harbor it in her body until birth, which Bruce cannot do. A woman is a woman because of her soul, her mind, her perspective, her experiences, and her unique way of thinking, of loving, and of being — all things Bruce can only mimic."

 A postmodern world of simulcra

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:11 | 6156948 Herd Redirectio...
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What if I really, really, want to experience giving birth?  Come on, science, get your shit together.  /s

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:16 | 6156961 Pure Evil
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So do you want to give birth through your penis or out your arse?

No shortcuts through a caesarian.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:28 | 6156997 greenskeeper carl
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eat foods that are bad for your kidneys, grow a kidney stone, and pass it through your urethra. Male birth....

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:49 | 6157081 JohnG
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::(omg)::

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:35 | 6157252 Jumbotron
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"eat foods that are bad for your kidneys, grow a kidney stone, and pass it through your urethra. Male birth...."

That's the damn truth there.  I've had two.  My wife gave birth to 5 kids without meds.....even she felt bad for me for giving birth to a stone for 3 days.

I caught one in a cup for the doc to analyze.  He magnified it to show that it looked just like a buzz saw.  Round, hard, dark core with a thin, clear layer all the way around the circumference that look just like a buzz saw blade.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:30 | 6157616 WillyGroper
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Unless you have an affinity for buzz saws, a bit of magnesium chloride might keep that calcium from depositing in your soft tissue.

betchur doc dint tellya that.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:21 | 6157868 acetinker
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Willy, I live in the so-called kidney stone capital of the US.  My son-in-law recently underwent a fairly major surgery to have one removed.  He wasn't complaining mind you, it showed up in an x-ray, after his appendix burst.  Tough dude- I love him to death.

Yes, I know there are a lot of extenuating circumstances, but overall, he said he'd rather have passed the stone than endure the cuts and stents and tubes (which later have to be removed)

My solution?  Drink heavily.  You'll piss all them little buzzsaws out before they get a chance to become big buzzsaws.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:26 | 6157992 WillyGroper
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@Jumbotron,

K2 as well.

Chemistry of man.

I had lunch with an older coworker Sun. that had 15 stents. I had to ask, how many more until you figure out that ain't workin' for ya? His wife couldn't sleep without ambien. 70 & 80 yrs old respectively. I did an antenna search on their address. Swimmin in it, plus what's in their house. Depleting our bodies of minerals. I cannot tell you how many friends have been diag'd with Hashimoto's...autoimmune...riiiight. Try, bromine displacing iodine & nuking your thyroid.

Don't take my word for it, ask Miffed.

I'll agree. Drink heavily b4 the mushroom or the jade, whichever hits us first.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:23 | 6157205 bbq on whitehou...
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You all laugh, but you know just like the removable heads on bodys someone is going to try it. Im suprised no one has yet.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:56 | 6157104 Money Boo Boo
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Jean'y B couldn't have said it better, Simulacra-man

 

 

Caitlyn is the epitome of american culture, vacuous, fleeting, without real substance and all about personal vanity and enrichment.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:08 | 6157159 FreeMoney
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Awesome handle dude.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:42 | 6157277 DanDaley
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Too bad he can't have cramps, a long heavy period, and a week of feeling like a bitch from hell.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:18 | 6157410 HardBounce
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A rose is still a rose by any other name.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:42 | 6157054 gobsmack
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Ha, Run Lola Run, I get it.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:54 | 6156893 mrdenis
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My name is Catilyn ..http://i.imgur.com/ysLmoIA.jpg

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:22 | 6156982 NotApplicable
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+1 would LOL again

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:56 | 6156900 Consuelo
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"It's a mixed up, Fcuked up, shook up world except for Lola"

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:29 | 6156728 Oh regional Indian
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Look, this is social engineering at it's finest.

Remember Conchita Wurst at the EuroTrash awards...mindFUCK it was, watching himherit screech. Staggering symbolism there. Metrosexual or bust!

MINDFUCK.

Dumbed down europeans went mad...yaaaay, we are so liberal and permissive and love holding our ankles...

Now this....frigging Jenner, Mr. Stud man...Caitlyn....

More proof...

https://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2010/06/18/of-tipping-points-and-shape-...

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:35 | 6156764 WillyGroper
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Couldn't place it at first.

It appears Catlyn is modeled after Julie Newmar.

rofl

sick, sick, sick

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:52 | 6156878 Parsecs Taxi
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Can you just imagine her in a Catwoman outfit? Hot.

I mean Bruce Jenner.

I mean Caitlyn Kardashian.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:27 | 6157227 Handful of Dust
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Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.

 

 

Nothing has changed since 450BC ... human nature is human nature.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:27 | 6157225 RangerJack
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Somebody's not happy with themselves so they are acting out against Caitlyn or Bruce or whoever. Huckabee says he wants to shower with teenage girls and supports molesters of them but that's ok. Has "Caitlyn" done anything to you? Have they infringed on your rights? Why do you want to infringe, demean, degrade what a person wants to do with their life? And why is this drivel even on ZH in the first place? What happened to the so-called Libertarians here? Guess freedom of speech, choice, religion or what have you only applies to endless wars and no taxes.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:49 | 6157301 raywolf
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There's a difference between freedom of speach and shoving psychotic crap in people's faces... it's a proven fact that most sex change urges are nothing more than that, and afterwards most people are even more distrubed and depressed than they were before...... Bruce Jenner was upstaged by his wife, daughters and step daughters... it's not surprsing he wants to put on lip stick and a bra, but a good therapist would have been better, instead of attention whoring as a tranny.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:04 | 6157358 farflungstar
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I agree. This asshole seemed a little touched in the head when I spotted clips of the Kardashians while my sister was watching (I swear I have no interest). You were born a man, suck it up and deal with it. You wanna dress up like a girl and maybe chug a few cocks on the weekend? Go right ahead. 

A therapist IS gonna be needed once he/she goes on suicide watch.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:45 | 6157493 Parsecs Taxi
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The attention whoring, bolt-on-boobs aspect of the situation justifies mockery, IMO.

If we can't make fun of plastic, what can we make fun of?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:13 | 6156633 0b1knob
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A man who looks like a woman is confused.

On the other hand, an albino black woman is confusing.   And kind of hawt.

 

http://viola.bz/diandra-forrest-albino-african-american-fashion-model/

Damn.   Those lips.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:16 | 6156650 rccalhoun
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its all bull shit.  the weak cave in and lie to themselves that this crap is holy and the strong get themselves marked for extermination when the revolution hits.  this crap is defining the two teams for the government.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:23 | 6156682 0b1knob
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In addition to trans gender people there are also.

 

 

Trans ethnic.   People who claim to be another race or ethnic group in spite of all evidence to the contrary.  See Elizabeth Warren for instance.

Trans abled.   People who claim to be disabled even when they are not.  Otherwise know as "crazy". See:

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/becoming-disabled-by-choice-not...

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:30 | 6156735 wendigo
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Some mental illness is quite crippling. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:09 | 6157161 General Decline
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" this crap is defining the two teams for the government"

I consider it an honor to be on the blue list. If I increase my posts here on ZH maybe ill even make the red list. See ya'll at camp FEMA!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:07 | 6156598 BLOTTO
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(speaking to Lois Einhorn) Ace Ventura: 'Your gun is digging into my hip.'

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:08 | 6156605 Thirtyseven
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You wouldn't bone?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:13 | 6156628 Pure Evil
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Not even with a racoon dick.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:27 | 6156713 BLOTTO
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I wouldnt bone Adriana Lima if she use to be a guy.

.

Thank God she's not...she is beautiful.

.

http://www.pixoq.com/adriana-lima/

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:21 | 6156977 Pure Evil
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As Reagan used to say, "Trust, but verify". In the future will we be asking our prospective sex/marriage partners to prove their gender with genetic testing or will that be considered discriminatory?

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:48 | 6157074 Sith1122
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No need, if you went to bed with Caitlyn, you just need to come out of the closet, but just in case if your partner constatntly whips out the KY jelly, you might have a problem.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:05 | 6157145 Pure Evil
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As long as she doesn't play pup tent before consumating the one night stand everything should be hunky dory.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:12 | 6157169 General Decline
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Watch out for new techniques in Adam's apple reduction surgery. That worries me.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 00:41 | 6158148 Lanka
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Crocodile Dundee knows how to "verify."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fzrE8lGJds

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:51 | 6157090 Sith1122
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Like you would stand a chance.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:32 | 6157776 Frontline Retailer
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Just because he got his pecker and balls cut off, she then gets the award?

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 13:01 | 6159568 felipagil
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He achieved honors in his young life and disgrace as an old man. What a sad mentally ill freak who still has no clue what to value in life. How pathetic that this disgusting spectacle is being used to socially engineer new norms for the rudderless masses.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:03 | 6156575 remain calm
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  • *OBAMA BELIEVES JENNER HAS SHOWN `TREMENDOUS COURAGE': EARNEST
  • Well of coarse, given Catilyn looks better than Michelle. Obama must be thinking, "man if Michelle would only get a penis, he would be hot"
Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:12 | 6156622 drendebe10
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....WTF...  Joan Rivers said on TV the wookie was a tranny.....   show me its pelvis x-ray and any radiologist will confirm it, or not...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:24 | 6156986 Pure Evil
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Pretty sure I don't want to look up that dress for any reason much less those x-ray films.

Of course if you forced her to go through a TSA checkpoint you could always check out the face of the TSA screener as they give s/he/it a pat down.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:40 | 6157047 e_goldstein
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 Pretty sure I don't want to look up that dress for any reason much less those x-ray films.

 When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:08 | 6157156 Pure Evil
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I can stare into the abyss, at least there's not a penis taped to the gooch staring back.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:15 | 6157180 General Decline
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There are some great vids on YouTube that "prove" Michelle is really a man. Can't post them at the moment. My cell signal sucks. You know what to do.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:11 | 6156618 Kirk2NCC1701
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Who you callin' a "Lady"?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:49 | 6156862 Squid Viscous
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Arthur Ashe took 1348 different penises in his ass... the definition of courageous!

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 01:49 | 6158240 Bay Area Guy
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I consider Arthur Ashe to be one of the most truly courageous people in recent history. he went to South Africa to play in tennis matches when apartheid was at its height and went into the ghettoes of Soweto as well as to the seat of government to speak out against the practice. When he was diagnosed with AIDS as a result of a blood transfusion during open heart surgery, he handled the situation with aplomb. Oddly enough, unlike Magic Johnsom, who fucked any hole he could find and contracted HIV as a result, was widely applauded for coming out about it, while Arthur Ashe was criticized for announcing it, then asking for privacy. Arthur Ashe had more courage in his little finger than Caitlyn, Magic and all of the other media whores have combined.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:27 | 6156995 hangemhigh77
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Real courage would mean he cut his cock off. I bet he still slaps the monkey.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:33 | 6157008 raywolf
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all the estrogen in the kardashian house, must have got into the tap water...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:15 | 6157179 Jumbotron
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"Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lola, L-L-Lola"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7HTqoxks_4

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:00 | 6157534 felipagil
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Wait till it finds out that it is still not happy because it is a mentally ill jackass. Vapid trash. The only trannie  I want to talk about is the one bolted to the backside of my 7.3.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:13 | 6157729 WhackoWarner
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USA USA crap.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 15:54 | 6156530 Winston Churchill
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Caitlyn who ?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 15:55 | 6156532 buzzy_the_pirate_dog
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She's packing a gun

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:32 | 6156748 JuliaS
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She's just happy to see you.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 15:56 | 6156534 Dead Man Walking
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Caitlyn should go to the whitehouse, and have Obama "reward him"

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:21 | 6156673 Ward cleaver
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If Obama had a psyco transsexual, publicity whore for a son

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:29 | 6156729 Fun Facts
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Or have a threesome of dicks with Barry, Michael and Brucey.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:47 | 6156848 Pickleton
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TUMMY SWORDS!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 15:56 | 6156537 Dead Man Walking
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Or, maybe have the ape reward him.

Whatever.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 15:57 | 6156539 Dubaibanker
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 15:59 | 6156551 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Depends on the meaning of the word 'woman'.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:06 | 6156592 Dubaibanker
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In today's upside down world...a man is a woman and a woman 'becomes' a man. Right is wrong and wrong is right.

Who knows whether she is a he? or he is a she?

At this point of the charade of what's happening in the WH, it doesn't even matter, whether Bruce is Caitlyn or Caitlyn is Bruce!

God help (not bless) America!

Nowadays, it doesn't matter what you know, it matters who you know!

Courage, my ass!

If this is courage, then half of Thailand would have won this award!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:14 | 6156626 centerline
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<golf clap>

When money, vanity, and madness are factors in the equation I have a problem calling it courage.

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 16:55 | 6156897 Parsecs Taxi
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Boy the way Glenn Miller played...

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