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The Difference Between Republicans & Democrats

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What do "everyday Americans" do for a living compared to "average Joes"?

 

 

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Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:07 | 6157140 Publicus
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The voters may be different, but the politicians are the same reptilians.

 

 

On its world the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people. 

Odd, said Arthur. I thought you said it was a democracy. I did, said Ford. [. . .] You mean they actually vote for the lizards?

Oh, yes, said Ford with a shrug, of course. But, said Arthur, going for the big one again, why?

Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard, said Ford, the wrong lizard might get in. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:41 | 6157207 AlaricBalth
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There is no difference!!!

Both support endless war. Both engage in out-of-control spending. Both ignore our most basic rights. Both have no respect for the rule of law. Both are bought and paid for by big business. Both care most about their own power. Both have a long record of expanding government and shrinking liberty.

Divide et Impera: Elements of this technique involve: creating or encouraging divisions among the subjects to prevent alliances that could challenge the sovereign, aiding and promoting those who are willing to cooperate with the sovereign, fostering distrust and enmity between local leaders, encouraging meaningless expenditures that reduce the capability for economic growth.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:13 | 6157579 YOU ARE DEMOCRACY
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Do Americans LIKE being told they are either BLUE or RED? I am beginning to think so.

I thought Americans were people like everybody else. Oh well.

Divide et Impera indeed.

 

 

 

YOU ARE DEMOCRACY

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:36 | 6157629 Publicus
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Democracy does not work with humans who are created as a slave race to serve the gods.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:04 | 6157142 kaiserhoff
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Welfare Client / Tax Payer

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:13 | 6157171 nmewn
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Gun Banner / Civil Rights Advocate

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:17 | 6157188 kaiserhoff
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Catholic priests are Republicans?

  I may have to rethink this whole pedophilia thang;)

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:37 | 6157263 nmewn
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Yes, Father Pfleger is a well known republi...

...oh wait ;-)

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:40 | 6157271 i_call_you_my_base
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There are tons of republicans on welfare all across the south and southeast. I even know some hardline republicans who fake disability so they don't have to work and then they bitch about black people being on the government dole. Never underestimate a person's ability to rationalize and live counter to their belief system.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:04 | 6157960 fattail
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The human mammal can believe anything if it suits its purposes or confirms their biases.   The human mammal can also excuse any abhorrent behavior if the alternative is bad for business.

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 10:21 | 6162817 hardmedicine
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I quit speaking to a life long friend because she went on the dole.  I just can't tolerate it.  I know..... "don't hate the person, hate the system" but the people are the system. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:50 | 6157508 angel_of_joy
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You wouldn't think there is such an ideological gap between carpenters and plumbers...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:20 | 6157867 Shad_ow
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Many variables are not considered.  Is the respondent a business owner or a union member.  Those differences make up the thinking of the person.  Anyone who owns a business hates big government or they have been subsidized.  Anyone who still believes unions work on the behalf of employees is a fool.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:06 | 6157146 alphamentalist
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ho vs pimp?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:11 | 6157166 kaiserhoff
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Naw.  Dem's boff Dims;)

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:20 | 6157195 wendigo
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I've known a couple very libertarian hookers. However, my sample size was small. More research is needed. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:21 | 6157199 kaiserhoff
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We need a gubbermint grant.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:00 | 6157341 TheReplacement
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Could probably get one.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:09 | 6157162 boattrash
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Archie Bunker on democrats...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fqCS7Y_kME

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:13 | 6157175 B2u
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How  about Bob Hope on Democrats.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:22 | 6157204 kaiserhoff
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Kleptocrat /  Military Officer

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:17 | 6157857 Shad_ow
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Thank you for that. It was wonderful.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:14 | 6157178 yrad
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Obama/Nigerian

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:56 | 6157253 thepigman
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Clintons/Reptile Connivers  Bushs/ Short Bus Douchebags "A choice PLUS an echo"

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:19 | 6157189 XitSam
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All this graphic tells me is that member of the Statist Party have different occupations.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:19 | 6157192 chrsn
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With all those red and blue "O" symbols, I felt obligated to have my avatar in this thread

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:19 | 6157193 darteaus
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Welfare Queen

Works for a living

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:39 | 6157911 Arthur Schopenhauer
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My money works so I don't have to work. Am I a welfare queen?

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 07:59 | 6158516 N2OJoe
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That depends on one thing. Are you on welfare?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:24 | 6157211 Yen Cross
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    Stewardess=DEM <> Flying cattle car driver= GOP  lol

 

Yeah... I'm sure that Germanwings pilot that slammed into the Alps was a die hard conservative.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:02 | 6157347 will ling
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not a fuggin' thing . all against the wall.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:07 | 6157372 1stepcloser
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Drug User \ Drug Dealer

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 10:23 | 6162825 hardmedicine
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See that is my point right there exactly!  How can I justify not paying taxes if I continue to support and defend those who are living off the tax system. ? 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:08 | 6157378 NoWayJose
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What's a Cattle Feeder? Didn't they used to be called something like 'cowboy' or 'rancher'?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:13 | 6157393 Moe Howard
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Moron / Dikhed

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 10:23 | 6157422 socalbeach
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Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:31 | 6157441 aka_ces
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Tyler, why the post of a superficial red vs blue entry ?  

I don't have the impression it's you showing how the mainstream sees the world -- this comes across as how you see the world.

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:52 | 6157510 angel_of_joy
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Relax ! It's fun...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:38 | 6157466 Kim Jong-Il
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Saturday Person

Lampshade

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:43 | 6157487 kchrisc
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The Republicans are committed to serving Zion via lies, bullshit, and treason, while the Democrats do so via treason, bullshit, and lies.

The difference is subtle, almost imperceptible.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

What does one call a father whose son grows up to be a "successful" politician? A parental failure.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:50 | 6157507 SlickBasilisk
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The Northerners who went south to exploit the South after the Civil War, were called Carpetbaggers. Republicans and Democrats should be called the #Greenbacks for exploiting the American people.

Regardless of what color they say they are, the American people are black and blue from their abuse. 

End their rule at Change.org 

http://tinyurl.com/p8ctgco

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:50 | 6157509 SlickBasilisk
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The Northerners who went south to exploit the South after the Civil War, were called Carpetbaggers. Republicans and Democrats should be called the #Greenbacks for exploiting the American people.

Regardless of what color they say they are, the American people are black and blue from their abuse. 

End their rule at Change.org 

http://tinyurl.com/p8ctgco

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:05 | 6157550 Reaper
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The government expects you to pick your favorite team. The government thinks for you.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:32 | 6157774 phoenixdark
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stupid analysis since both party are almost exactly the same at least on the important issues. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:28 | 6157885 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Republicans vs Democrats

 

Democrats think Democrats are saints and Republicans are devils.

Republicans think Republicans are saints and Democrats are devils. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:39 | 6157909 venturen
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Except Democrats want you to pay for all their harebrain ideas and GOP don't want to pay for anyone ideas.  

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:55 | 6157934 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Yes, Democrats do want everyone to pay for their harebrained ideas, but the GOP wants everyone else other than themselves to to pay for their hairbrained ideas.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:16 | 6157987 Anusocracy
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Touché

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:26 | 6158014 Westcoastliberal
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Even smart people I know still engage in this left vs right, liberal vs conservative drama.  Let me tell you, it's 100% bullshit!  Both parties are controlled by the same bunch, but to satisfy "democracy" there must be at least 2 parties and they intend to keep it that way. Most of the "debate" we hear from MSM is almost scripted on the same old topics, welfare, abortion, gay rights.  It's all a smokescreen to divert our attention from what they're really doing.  Scary part is, they been doing this for the past 50 years and they're gettiing more & more blatant about it.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 10:49 | 6159028 A is A
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Left, right, liberal and conservative are philosophies not parties.... just sayin'.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:26 | 6158015 bart12
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One is Dumb and the other one is Retard

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 00:31 | 6158129 falconflight
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Tranny/OBGYN

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 08:43 | 6158617 hwwesq3
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Blue:  United WE stand, divided WE fall.

Red:  Every MAN for himself!

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