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ISIS, Assad Regime Now Fighting Together In Syria, US Alleges

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When last we checked in on the situation in Syria, ISIS (who a secret Pentagon document recently revealed was, and probably still is, considered a US “strategic asset”) was supposedly on the move, emboldened by recent successes in the ancient city of Palmyra and the conquest of Ramadi in Iraq, where, you’re reminded, Iraqi forces showed “no will” to fight according the Pentagon. 

Recent reports also indicated that the militants may have commandeered 2,300 humvees worth more than $1 billion when the group sacked Mosul last summer, a convenient “loss” for the US which can now justify four times that amount in arms sales to allies who will now need to counter a ‘better-equipped’ ISIS. 

On the heels of Palmyra, Ramadi, and a suicide bombing at a Saudi mosque, the US military  and Congressional war hawks have ratcheted up the calls for American boots on the ground in Iraq. More specifically, what’s needed is so-called forward “spotters” who will aid in making airstrikes more precise and thus avoid the type of collateral damage and failed bombing runs that have allegedly plagued the air campaign thus far. Or, as we put it last week: Carefully worded trial balloons don’t get much better than that. You see, the problem is that we are accidentally killing innocent children on our bombing runs and that’s if we’re lucky enough to be able to drop any bombs at all which apparently we only do a quarter of the time, and the whole “problem” could be “fixed” by deploying a couple of “spotters” with laser pointers. 

But no good narrative is complete without a series of multi-colored maps which usually depict the enemy’s advance using various shades of red or orange or purple much like one might use to depict the spread of a deadly virus. That way, the public begins to equate the enemy advance with a rapidly proliferating biological threat.

 

Alas, none of this has yet created enough public support for a ground incursion in Iraq and Syria, which needs to come sooner rather than later because after all, Qatari natural gas isn’t going to pipe itself into Europe. 

So we suppose that if the original plan was to wait on ISIS to make the final push into Damascus before claiming that the US “must take action” to expel the murderous black flag-waving hordes on the way to installing a more ‘agreeable’ regime, it might make sense to just skip a step and claim Assad and ISIS have now teamed up, that way, we can equate the two and kill two birds with one stone (or, more accurately, serve one CIA asset a burn notice and oust an ‘unfriendly’ regime with 10,000 marines). 

Cue Reuters:

The United States has accused the Syrian military of carrying out air strikes to help Islamic State fighters advance around the northern city of Aleppo, messages posted on the U.S. Embassy Syria official Twitter feed said.

 

Islamic State fighters pushed back rival insurgents north of Aleppo on Sunday near the Turkish border, threatening their supply route to the city, fighters and a group monitoring the war said.

 


 

Fighters from Levant Front, a northern alliance which includes Western-backed rebels and Islamist fighters, said they were worried Islamic State was heading for the Bab al-Salam crossing between Aleppo and the Turkish province of Kilis.

 

"Reports indicate that the regime is making air strikes in support of ISIL's advance on Aleppo, aiding extremists against Syrian population," a post on the U.S. Embassy Syria Twitter account said late on Monday, using an acronym for Islamic State.

 

But the U.S. Twitter feed said Damascus had a hand in promoting Islamic State, an al Qaeda offshoot which has seized land in Syria and Iraq.

 

"With these latest reports, (the military) is not only avoiding ISIL lines, but, actively seeking to bolster their position," it said. Syria has accused its regional enemies of backing hardline insurgent groups.

If that sounds strange to you, that's because it is. Recall from the Pentagon document mentioned above that a spokesperson for The Islamic State of Iraq called on "the Sunnis in Iraq to wage war against the Syrian regime regarding Syria as an infidel regime for its support of the infidel army Hezbollah and other regimes he considers dissenters like Iran and Iraq."

Now, apparently, ISIS and the Assad regime have inexplicably decided to ban together.

Here's more from Reuters:

Syrian officials have previously dismissed as nonsense allegations by Washington and Syrian opposition activists that the Syrian military has helped Islamic State's fight against rival Syrian insurgent forces.

 

"The Syrian army is fighting Islamic State in all areas where it is present in Syria," a military source said.

And the US again:

For their part, the 'moderate' Syrian opposition claims "it is fact" that Assad is now aiding ISIS and in fact has been doing so for the better part of two years. From Islam Alloush, a spokesman for the Islamic Front, via The Guardian:

“Yesterday, the regime bombed Mare’a (which was held by the opposition) exactly at the same time when Isis was attacking us, and this helped them greatly."

 

“It has become a matter of fact since 2013 that the Syrian regime has bombed us to stop us fighting Isis properly. Isis have never attacked Syrian planes. They owe their success to the regime.”

Draw your own conclusions, but if one wanted to speed up the process of bringing about regime change in Syria, one way to do so would be to claim that Assad and ISIS are now working together in an attempt to crush the opposition.

That way, increased US military "support" could be justified by claiming that the barbarous ISIS hordes are now teaming with a regime that allegedly uses chemical weapons on its own people, thus creating a murderous Frankenstein monster by sewing together the ISIS bogeyman and the 'maniacal' Assad regime and trotting it out to the public as justification for yet another US ground war.

 

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Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:33 | 6157012 wendigo
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Is there a stable country with nice weather that doesn't fuck around with other people's shit? 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:35 | 6157023 TungstenBars
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At this point i firmly believe if you live in a NATO country and have a brain gtfo while you can.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:47 | 6157070 evokanivo
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Depends on who you think is going to win...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:51 | 6157091 ZerOhead
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Whoever is writing the news for the CIA these days has been smoking a lot of pot...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:58 | 6157115 Publicus
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Iraq and Syria will be unified in the common fight against evil.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:03 | 6157131 nope-1004
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I envision a speech like this:

 

Them, over there, in that far off land.  They want to eat you alive.  Rip out your liver, suck your blood, and cut off your head.  Your children are not safe from their terrorism and could be killed.  They are stealing oil and it will not flow, you will never be allowed to drive again.

Now, in light of these horrible facts, can we send just a few troops?  Pretty please?????

God bless America and its courageous ....... transgenders.

 

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 05:23 | 6158357 Rakshas
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Them, over there, in that far off land.  They want to eat you alive.  Rip out your liver, suck your blood, and cut off your head.  Your children are not safe from their terrorism and could be killed.  They are stealing oil and it will not flow, you will never be allowed to drive again.  "

sounds like an excerpt from speeches given in any number of countries in the past century or so......

"Never in the history of the human race has so much been taken from so many by so few........"

 

LIke to give a shout out to Churchills ghost May you burn in the hottest fires of hell for all eternity for all the misery you've wrought

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:21 | 6157198 Dickweed Wang
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Whoever is writing the news for the CIA these days has been smoking a lot of pot...

No, they just assume we are all stupider than we look . . . whoever would believe this latest piece of utter mendacity has to have their brain checked to see if it is actually active.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:52 | 6157317 TungstenBars
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Unfortunately, I'd guess:

 

80%+ of those in the USA

 

2/3 of the rest of the Anglo empire

 

and 1/2 of the people in the rest of NATO

 

 

The West is dead, the people just don't know it yet. They are too fucking stupid. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:01 | 6157333 ZerOhead
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"The West is dead, the people just don't know it yet. They are too fucking stupid. "

Yes it is and yes they are and you are still being far too generous. I say 95%, 4/5ths and 2/3rds respectively.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:20 | 6157354 TungstenBars
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You probably are correct with those figures. I don't know why I lowballed my estimate so much. Must have been hoping there are a few less retards then there really are. I guess I'm the stupid one. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:11 | 6157576 Not Too Important
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Well, there is this:

"The only thing that can be expected from the next US president is more war, more murder, and more oppression of the gullible American people. People as uninformed and as gullible as Americans have no future. Americans are a dead people that history is about to run over." - Dr. Paul Craig Roberts

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:03 | 6157817 Volkodav
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Marxists catagorized these as "useful idiots"

 

 

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:24 | 6157213 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Whoever is writing the news for the CIA these days has been smoking a lot of pot...

I must respectfully disagree. I've never known pot, no matter the amount and potency, to make someone this detached from reality.

The Syrian government fighting together on the same side with ISIS???!!! Against whom, the Men From Planet X?

This sounds more like the effects of deliriants. Seriously, ask yourself if the following description doesn't sound like the behavior of Anonymous Officials® from the State Department:

The delirium produced is characterized by stupor, confusion, confabulation, and regression to "phantom" behaviors such as disrobing and plucking. Other commonly reported behaviors include holding full conversations with imagined people, finishing a complex, multi-stage action (such as getting dressed) and then suddenly discovering one had not even begun yet, and being unable to recognize one's own reflection in a mirror.

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but I thought the US embassy in Syria closed up a few years ago. It sounds like whoever is tweeting away from the @USEmbassySyria account is all hopped up on Jimsonweed.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:54 | 6157304 ZerOhead
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 Dick Cheney on bath salts is worse.

I figure they used their ISIS threat to smokescreen their own entry into Syria thinking that they would later be able to create a logical pretext for attacking Assad instead. Perhaps something like Syria attacking Israel after Israel's numerous attacks on Syria.

Anyway...  they don't even seem to care about adhering to a logical storyline anymore. That shows a deep lack of respect for the muttonheads.

I give Assad 6 months max if a drone doesn't get him first.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:09 | 6157383 TungstenBars
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That shows a deep lack of respect for the muttonheads.

 

I used to take offense to the lack of respect the Empire had for the lemmings.

 

At this point I understand why they don't respect the muttonheads. How could they?

I don't anymore, and I'm sure most here don't either. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:13 | 6157395 conscious being
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ZeroHead - News flash. Assad is going nowhere. Vlad's got his back. Kerry's trip to Sochi w/NulandNazi was to try to horse trade Ukraine for Syria. Vlad said no. He's playing for everything.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:21 | 6157420 TungstenBars
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NulandNazi went to Sochi and got out alive? 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:09 | 6157567 Icelandicsaga.....
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I hope to GOD you are right .. I KNEW this would end up with the USSA .. CIA .. US State .. convincing people that ASSAD would be dumb enough to align with a mortal enemy in the SUNNIS .. ISIS . .CIA assets .. knew it .. hope VLAD just finaly has enough and offers up an ultimatum . USSA . NATO whatever stop your shit or you are going to find DC one big smoking HOLE . and mean it. . Damn them anyway .. USSA . hte most corrupt .. arrogant nation on the  face of the earth.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:55 | 6157686 TungstenBars
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That's exactly what they want i think. They don't really want to destroy the Russians, at least that is not their main objective. They want to destroy the USSA and have someone to blame for it (in this case the Russians). That way the lemmings won't blame their overloards in the new third world USSA, but will turn to them for totalitarian leadership.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:08 | 6157564 Not Too Important
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"Depends on who you think is going to win..."

Luciferians vs. The World - Deathmatch III

Should be good.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:36 | 6157029 greenskeeper carl
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"so now we ahve to go after the assad regime, since he is aiding ISIS, who we all know, will murder as soon as you stop hiding under your beds. This is somehow authorized by the AUMF from over a decade ago, before we created ISIS before ISIS existed"

Maybe obama will get his new war in syria, afterall. I think one more false flag would do the trick...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:51 | 6157089 kaiserhoff
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Not Barry.  The Tribe.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:40 | 6157046 order66
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Yes, it's called Sagaponack.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:58 | 6157123 negative rates
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You could try acapulco, but it's getting pricy by now.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:13 | 6157173 Cityzerosix
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Yes....Shangri fukin La

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:19 | 6157191 Freddie
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Hey McCain, Obola and your mutual boss Soros, the (police) State Dept  and the Neo Cons and Neo Libs. 

How many innocent Syrians and innocent Syrian Christians did you kill this week?

How many women and children?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:08 | 6157566 Not Too Important
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How many points to get the free 4 piece dinnerware set?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:00 | 6157951 Cityzerosix
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8 Shia heads at 3 points each equals a large Salafist soup tureen

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:25 | 6157214 fascismlover
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You might have to go off planet for that nowadays.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:33 | 6157014 TungstenBars
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US wants ww3 soooo bad...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:49 | 6157080 MrBoompi
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WW3 started right after 911.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:56 | 6157110 supafuckinmingster
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Slight correction: WWIII started ON 9/11.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:12 | 6157578 Icelandicsaga.....
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World War III began in the first Gulf war . broadened itself in the Balkans and now is becomng a full fledged THNG that we will NOT escape this time round...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:53 | 6157085 Truther
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Nothing but FUCKING retards aren't they. First they do a false flag and their eyes get poked, now it must be a fucking "palm reader" who sits in that white house trying for another world war.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:51 | 6157088 Money Boo Boo
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Basically the USSA is saying ALL the brown people living on top of oil are in it together and need to be freedum'd

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:34 | 6157017 FinalEvent
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So let me get this straight.

US and Syria are now working together?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:37 | 6157036 kaiserhoff
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Chinee clusterfuck.

Barry is one smoove somebitch.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:52 | 6157100 Money Boo Boo
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that's making a chinese clusterfuck look bad, this was on purpose from day 1, way way back to Sept 10, 2001

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:34 | 6157019 jtg
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Assad airforce aiding ISIS? This is utter BS!

Just more agitprop and disinformation from the good ol USA.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:51 | 6157312 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Assad airforce aiding ISIS? This is utter BS!

It's to the point where Vichy DC is not even making the smallest effort at believability.

Anyone who has been following events in Syria knows that the "Syrian rebels" are in fact foreign invaders sponsored by the Saudi apes, the GCC (Gulf Catamite Council), and Vichy DC, and that they rely upon supply lines from Turkey. Again, the Syrian Perspective site provides an infinitely more sensible assessment:

With ISIS advancing against Nusra positions in northern Aleppo Province, Nusra would like to move more rats to defend its only supply routes from Turkey on the Aleppo border.  But, the SAAF [Syrian Arab Air Force] is making that difficult.  And it’s not because ISIS is working with the Syrian Army – it’s just that the SAA [Syrian Arab Army] wants to insure the rats continue to kill one another.

The ridiculous excrement from the State Department is not even worth the small effort required to produce it.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:35 | 6157024 falak pema
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So ISIS has as sponsors : Turkey, Assad, as allegedly Qatar and Saud...

Not bad. How can they lose? After all Saud is linked to the US...who would then allegedly be linked to ...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:59 | 6157125 Cityzerosix
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Looks like theyre supported by everyone except certain deranged pacifist minorities.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:38 | 6157040 mtndds
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Here we go again.  All on the back of the taxpayer.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:38 | 6157043 Maxter
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Who really beleive that shit??

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:42 | 6157050 Yen Cross
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  WTF? Now Assad is working for the CIA?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:52 | 6157095 Truther
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If you can't beat'em, join them

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:25 | 6157216 Cruel Aid
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sure why not. makes as much sense as anything

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:41 | 6157051 Joe Tierney
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Yep - juss consider the source.....and think carefully about whether you should trust it

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:47 | 6157069 Cityzerosix
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Bullshit but well done,chaps.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:50 | 6157086 luckylogger
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Where is the old diagram with all the arrows pointing at each others allies and enimies.................

In the mideast everybody is a friend and everybody is an enemy..........

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:29 | 6157232 Bankster Kibble
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They had to give up using a diagram because after a while it looked like a bunch of spaghetti.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:51 | 6157093 Superdave532
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Assad knows that he has to deal with the non-Jihad rebellion now. He knows that eventually the west will go all in on ISIS, and so he wants to use them while he can to take out the factions that the west would actually support (at least morally). 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:12 | 6157168 TheFutureReset
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Assad is using US and Saudi weapons and money against the rebels. That's pretty genius. So now the US is losing strategically to Assad. We have fallen very very far. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:16 | 6157185 kchrisc
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This article is quoting noiZ-media, and "complicitor," Reuters.

Now read that quote from a "why" and "when" of its propaganda value point of view.

What and why do they want us to believe this now?

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

"Don't believe the hype. It's Zionist tripe."

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:52 | 6157099 MOB666
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If my memory serves me correct, didnt the eyesys blow up much of the Syrians Oil and Gas infrastructure?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 17:56 | 6157114 jmcadg
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With the amount of money wasted on this futile war. They would have been better running this pipeline up through Iraq straight into Turkey.

Sorted.

Next.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:08 | 6157158 kchrisc
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"With the amount of money wasted on this futile war."
"Futile" to who?

"War is a racket" Zion are the racketeers.

No profit for the racketeers, no war.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:04 | 6157136 kchrisc
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Someone pass my waders, as the bullshit is deep and rising; And my spear gun, as the Zionist gators are getting thick as well.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:06 | 6157147 Martian Moon
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1984

we're living it

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:08 | 6157160 moneybots
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9/11 2001 to 6/1 2015.

 

Americans are getting tired of the wars.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:10 | 6157164 Fix It Again Timmy
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?....I'm looking out my window and everything seems fine.........

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:16 | 6157183 Dickweed Wang
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"Reports indicate that the regime is making air strikes in support of ISIL's advance on Aleppo, aiding extremists against Syrian population," a post on the U.S. Embassy Syria Twitter account said late on Monday,  . . . . "

LYING SACKS OF SHIT - PERIOD!!!!!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:20 | 6157197 Miss Expectations
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No way the War Room has maps/pictures that good.

They went all Cy Twombly the last time they redecorated.  Here's Nuland checking out the maps and the spin and the blood:

http://static01.nyt.com/images/2011/07/07/arts/TWOMBLY/TWOMBLY-articleLa...

If I could give them a name, it would be Middle East Sunset #1 and #2 Spin and Drip

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:26 | 6157215 Bankster Kibble
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"Forward spotters" on the ground in Syria, eh?  Wouldn't want to be one of those guys.  Makes me think of that old movie Kelly's Heroes:

"Look, Mulligan! I don't think I'm getting through to you! You're dropping your damn barrage on our position! The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end, and they're dropping here, on our end!"

Good luck to all those boots on the ground.

[Maybe it's time for a remake of Catch 22, as well.]

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:26 | 6157219 Berspankme
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Are these the John McCain freedom fighters we're talking about? I'm confused

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:33 | 6157222 JDFX
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Eh ?  Al Jazeera reporters are stating ISIS are attacking Assad forces to install an Islamic state of the people. And they (ISIL) are not giving up until they remove ASSAD.

 

Ditto IRAQ.

 

My Bad , AL Nusra Islamic force. So there's a couple of ' Radical ' groups stomping about to seize power.  It's a bit worrying ? That some of the  ' liberated '  locals seem to be happy with ISIL taking command. Seems they're are winning the hearts and minds of the locals. Who at least are glad to have some order, even if it is radical Islam. 

 

They want to impose Sharia, and so will attack any democratic groups that stand in their way, apparently. I guess once they get their state ? then what happens ?  The West are a bit slow off the mark I think on this one. They are building up quite well it seems. 

What a mess. 

 

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:28 | 6157229 BoPeople
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Someone put a muzzle on that feral dog.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:28 | 6157230 BoPeople
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Someone put a muzzle on that feral dog.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:30 | 6157239 YHC-FTSE
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Been expecting this completely batshit crazy narrative from the Pentagon for two years now ever since the Assad chemical weapons bullshit excuse to start the invasion failed. About a zillion posts from ZHers have said much the same. Israel wants Syria, the Qataris want their pipeline, the MIC need the order books filled and the rest who go along with this insanity are just evil fuckers who like seeing lots of blood. Because you know, blood sells and politicians get to preen in front of cameras. Fuck.

Fucking lying disgusting warmongering fucks. So predictable.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:30 | 6157242 Cityzerosix
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We are proud over here in England of the great successes of our Peace Envoy to the Middle East; Tony asshole Blair who has now retired from his post after carpeting the entire region with cluster bombs, white phosphorus , depleted uranium, corpses. mutations, collaterall suffering, dismemberment and insanity. Well done Tony....should be elevated to the paeodophile peerage soon.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:32 | 6157247 Bastiat
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There have been so many lies that only informaion conveyed by this is:  the US will attack Syria.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:39 | 6157273 netpounder
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A classic NON SEQUITUR or DEVIDE BY ZERO.  Does not make any sense for the leader of a nation to help his own enemies who want him dethroned.  All he has to do is leave his post.  Why bother helping his enemies?  NON SEQUITUR ... DOES NOT COMPUTE ... STACK OVERFLOW !!!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:46 | 6157294 WTFUD
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If they keep this up a lot of shit gonna start 'app'ning domestically. Fucking LOWLIFES.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:48 | 6157298 Quantum Nucleonics
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I think it flawed to say that the Assad regime is "helping" ISIS on purpose.  Remember, there are four or five combatants, so it's likely they will occassionaly gang up on someone and it will look like something more coordinated than it really is.  Let's take a high school example: Three combatants - (a) football jock, (b) biker-crank dealer, (c) student class president.  Each hates the other and is a member of a different click.  If (a) and (b) both take the opportunity to beat the crap out of (c) to over girl (x), are (a) and (b) really working together, no, their just as likely to get into a knife fight sometime later.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 18:52 | 6157316 farflungstar
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Reminds me of the Ukrainian president who helped unseat himself from power by not quelling violent riots and (lol) shooting cops and protestors alike.

Assad will ISIS himself? Gimme a fuckin break. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:01 | 6157346 NoWayJose
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Almost as many different groups fighting each other in Syria as we had at that biker bar in Texas!

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 04:18 | 6158336 Alvin Fernald
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Yeah but there is video footage of the fighting in Syria. Where is the footage of the cops killing everyone in Waco?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:27 | 6157435 Jtrillian
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This just doesn't make any sense.  If you have been paying attention, you know ISIS is hellbent on overthrowing Assad.  You also know that the US supplied arms to ISIS in Syria (they were called "moderates" then).  Only after the Americans armed ISIS did they push back into Iraq making great strides  becoming a regional threat. 

Last year, the US accused Assad of using chemical weapons when that too made little sense since he was winning the war.  Later the UN determined it was likely the rebels who used the weapons in order to draw in other nations to their aid after tunnells were discovered with chemical agents originating from none other than Saudi Arabia. 

After so called "yellow cake" and "chemical plants on wheels", who really trusts anything the US says anymore?   The industrial military complex has shown it will say anything in order to gain enough public support to implement it's own agenda... even use blatant propaganda. 

It makes absolutely no sense that Assad would aid ISIS unless it was to draw them into a location where they could be attacked.  This smells of more propaganda lies to me.  Tired of being lied to personally. 

Time to start holding the government accountable for some of these lies. 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:35 | 6157457 Cityzerosix
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Weapons of Mass Obfuscation.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:27 | 6157437 q99x2
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Soon to be ISIS, ASAD John McCain Putin, Xi and Netanyaaho fighting together in Syria.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:32 | 6157446 Meat Hammer
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The question most Americans don't ask:

Even if it's all true, why is it our business?

 

The Brainwashing

Bad people: Bad

Bad brown people: blow up world bad

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 19:52 | 6157513 me or you
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No doubt US government has gone crazy and dangerous.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:00 | 6157536 Raul44
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So, because nothing helped so far, this is The Last Chance: lets try to fake connect Asad with ISIS and hope people get that needed dose of hatred to justify invasion to Syria. Source: US embasy in Syria, LOL

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:10 | 6157572 Stolypin
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I wonder if Kerry thought this up on his own even under the influence of a massive dose of pain killers.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:06 | 6157555 Stolypin
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Is ISIS a Baathist sock puppet?  There is evidence to that effect.  One counter argument would be the poor way ISIS has treated the Syrian military.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:13 | 6157565 madashellron
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The real story is more likely. Iran in the next few days will assume a bigger military role in Syria. So much so that all the usual suspects, Zato, Israel, Turkey, Saudi Arabia. Will feel there Islamic head choppers are threaten. This will lay the ground work for a US lead bombing of Assads assets. 

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 03:02 | 6158293 jtg
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Iran, along with Russia and China will do something. Syria is the fault line between the East and the West, and the East will not let Syria fall. The East is standing up to the West for keeps. It could get very ugly, for the West I hope.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:17 | 6157591 Bankster Kibble
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I just thought of something weird, in response to the guy who wondered if we even had an embassy in Syria.  What if US State Dept comes out with a denial they ever issued that tweet?  Could it have been hacked by "moderate" rebels who desperately want us to invade Syria?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:44 | 6157656 Flybyknight
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Time for regime change.......in Washington

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 20:49 | 6157668 Urtica ferox
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Arrrgghhh!!! I am SO confused! First ISIS is fighting for freedom and democracy in Syria, trained and supplied with weapons by the USSA, encouraged by John Insane McCain, then they spill over into Iraq, which now makes them evil incarnate, but ISIS are still supplied with weapons by the USSA (both directly and indirectly via retreating Iraqi troops), yet today I learn ISIS are in fact being supported by their mortal enemy Syria which is bombing the moderate rebels supplied by Turkey who are fighting ISIS, the same ISIS which has for some time been co-opting these same moderate rebels to fight for it, and all the while USSA <<ally>> Israel has been treating wounded ISIS members in hospital so they can go back and fight Assad, meanwhile the USSA's enemy Iran is supplying advisors to Iraq to assist in the pushback against ISIS, and ISIS are now also bombing Shiite targets in the oil-rich region of Sodom Arabia, and and and ... did I leave anything out (rhetorical Q - I know I have).

Jeeez, my head is spinning so fast, it's enough to drive a man to drink!

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 06:53 | 6158402 Bogdog
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You are doing fine. And thank you for summing up what the MSM would never dare to.

These fucking people.

https://youtu.be/flz9WK3zl9A

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:04 | 6157711 williambanzai7
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This how Amurica conducts it's foreign policy...

I dare say there are many laughing at this around the world.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:29 | 6158021 Rock On Roger
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Yup

 

and caitlyn too,

another fine example of merikun exceptionalism.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 21:23 | 6157754 Youri Carma
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So now Peter Pan teamed up with Captain Hook to fight the big bad crocodile because they heard somtin ticking while Cinderella distracts the monster with her tinkle. Obviously it's getting late here.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 22:25 | 6157879 ShakaZulu
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Anyone who read 1984 knows how this ends.  You are either in love with Big Brother or dead in a USSA oven.

...myself I'm with Patrick Henry in this go round.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 23:03 | 6157958 FiendNCheeses
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Before, the fuck sticks at the State Department, NSA and CIA would at least try to make their ridiculous claims plausible, but now I think they've hit a point where they simply no longer care. I mean, as long as nobody's questioning their bullshit, what difference does it make, right? And that's the real problem - indifference of the American people. As long as we're willing to be lied to, that's all we'll ever get - lies.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 00:24 | 6158115 troubledasset
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This is the biggest load of shit I have ever seen. They really think they can conflate their

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 00:45 | 6158155 lolmao500
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ISIS will show up in Iran next, just you watch

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 09:36 | 6158769 Salzburg1756
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To be consistent we should support send troops and weapons to support both sides...of course, in the interest of democracy.

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