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NSA Is Offline So Here "They" Come: Multiple Bomb Threats Made Against US Aircraft, NBC Reports

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Update: ALL THE BOMB THREATS TO U.S. PLANES FOUND NOT CREDIBLE: CNBC

You don't say. Now let's find the NSA agent who dialed them in.

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Who could have seen this coming? Just 24 hours after the NSA goes "dark" from "securing" the nation against terrorist threat (by recording and storing all domestic phone calls) we get this:

  • BOMB THREATS PHONED INTO AIRPORTS, CNBC SAYS

According to NBC, these threats are against planes already in the sky.

Passengers are being deplaned after a bomb threat hoax in Philadelphia

 

What turned out to be a hoax led to police searching a US Airways flight and its passengers after it landed at Philadelphia International Airport Tuesday morning.

The airport confirmed there was a police investigation going on around 6:30 a.m. after flight 648 from San Diego landed as scheduled in Philly with 88 passengers and five crew on board.

The aircraft had taken off from California at 10:35 p.m. PDT and landed in Philadelphia on schedule shortly after 6:15 a.m. EDT.

"The TSA Operations Center in Washington, DC had received a phone threat stating that there was an explosive device on the plane," said Philadelphia Police Chief Inspector Joe Sullivan. "Out of an abundance of caution" the airport declared a bomb threat and moved the plane to a remote area.

And from NBC:

At least five bomb threats were phoned in Tuesday against flights originating or landing in the United States, government sources told NBC News. The sources said that the threats were not deemed credible.

 

Four of the five flights — one each from US Airways, Delta Air Lines, United Airlines and the Mexican carrier Volaris — landed. The fifth, Korean Air Flight 23 from Seoul to San Francisco, was still in the air, scheduled to land Tuesday afternoon.

 

In Philadelphia, police met the US Airways plane, Flight 648 from San Diego, when it landed. NBC Philadelphia reported that a police bomb squad, including dogs, searched the plane and passengers and gave the all-clear. 

 

The three other flights that had landed were Delta Flight 55, from Los Angeles to Atlanta; United Flight 995, from San Francisco to Chicago O'Hare; and Volaris Flight 939, from Portland, Oregon,to Guadalajara, Mexico.

 

Hoax threats have been made against almost a dozen planes over the past two

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US equity markets dropped on the news but judging by how fast stocks rebounded after the original CNBC report it makes one wonder if this was just a trial balloon to see how fast BTFDers BTFD after a terrorism headline. The answer: 5 minutes.

 

Conclusion: the Fear Department will need to work harder to overcome the natural instinct of an entire generation of BTFDers to inspire a marketwide panic.

 

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Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:34 | 6154862 CarpetShag
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TSA failed last month's statistics on cavity searches.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:41 | 6154893 AlaricBalth
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Well then. We will just have to have more cavity searches.
More is always better, just ask the Fed.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:45 | 6154903 Captain Debtcrash
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Certainly tough to prove but this is certainly something I think our government would try to pull off. Call it a conspiracy theory if you want, I call it a rational possibility based on the current environment and historical norms.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:57 | 6154943 pods
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Wow, what serendipitous timing.

Did they at least try and *69 them?

pods

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:00 | 6154950 Ignatius
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Good thinkin', pods.  Then call the number and tell them they won a free color TV and to come pick it up.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:23 | 6155027 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Update: ALL THE BOMB THREATS TO U.S. PLANES FOUND NOT CREDIBLE: CNBC

You don't say. Now let's find the NSA agent who dialed them in.

...and have a couple dozen pizzas delivered to him.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:27 | 6155049 Took Red Pill
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May also have something to do with this in the news yesterday;

TSA screeners at airports failed to detect prohibited items 95 percent of the time.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/06/02/411423341/head-of-tsa-...

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:55 | 6155170 A Nanny Moose
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Government must continually remind us why we need them. This is the sole purpose of LameStream Propaganda Outlets.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:27 | 6155050 BurningFuld
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Everyone should just fly naked. And quit bringing so much fucking carry on.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:48 | 6155132 GeezerGeek
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For every one person I might enjoy seeing naked, there are at least a hundred (maybe a thousand) that I would find revolting. Nauseating, even. Can we compromise on spandex?

I recall, vaguely, a science fiction story with a similar suggestion - Heinlein maybe? It was a solution to some sort of parasite that sat on one's back and hooked into the spinal cord to take control of the whole person. Now we've got smartphones that take control of whole persons, but at least it's voluntary.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:10 | 6154978 greenskeeper carl
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Id say that the TSA report proves that there is NO ONE in the US who wants to blow up an aircraft, right? Since these fucktards have yet to catch a single terrorist since their creation, and since 67 out of 70 fake terrorists were able to walk right through their checkpoints with bombs, etc, it stands to reason that no one is willing to die to blow up an airplane, since had a competent terrorist actually tried, they would have suceeded over 90% of the time. If this terrorist threat is so dangerous, it would have HAD to have happened at least ONCE right?

At the same time, you have the NSA being forced to admit their massive unconstitutional data collection has failed to foil even a single terrorist plot. Every single plot the govt has 'stopped' was almost entirely of their own creation, and would have gone nowhere beyond some young kid saying "i hate america" without a lot of help and 'guiding' from the FBI and their informants, so much so that in time when rule of law was respected, most of these cases would get tossed out of court as entrapment.

So, what conclusions should we draw from this? that this entire national security state nightmare we are having forced on us is built on a foundation of lies and bullshit propaganda. And it is at BEST just another govt jobs program and money hole, and at worse a noose that is slowly tightening around all of our necks.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:24 | 6155030 pods
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I think that it shows that terrriiists are normal people like the rest of us and hate being treated like sub-human cattle.

I mean, if you are gonna die, you really want your last couple of hours to be good ones.  

So, in that case, I guess it worked.

Just like you will never see someone blow up a DMV.  They might be terrrrissts, but they ain't crazy.

pods

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 11:37 | 6155498 55 men
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There was a bomb threat on the court house of my small city yesterday, didn't think much of it until I saw this article, even though my B.S Meter ran on high when hearing of it...my first thought was why they would waste anytime on my small city, then remembered we have an FBI headquarters...everything became very clear after that

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:01 | 6155195 swmnguy
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You are 100% correct.  The only "terrorists" they've caught are feebleminded alienated stupid young men, who are befriended in coffeeshops by professional informers, and coaxed, sometimes over years, to say "The Magic Word" on a hidden microphone that justifies a newsworthy arrest and qualifies the informant for his reward.  Then the cases are never heard of again, for the most part.

In their frenzy to create fear among us, they've done the opposite for me.  I'd always thought, even before 9/11/01 when apparently most of America suddenly realized we live in the same actual world as everyone else, that a lot of people would have it in for us.  What I've learned since 9/11/01 is that, despite the best efforts of the National Security State, we really don't have any domestic enemies.

Overseas, of course, it's different.  In the countries we invade and occupy, apparently once in a while somebody takes a shot at one of our troops.  That's what passes for "terrorism" these days.  Interestingly, the latest and greatest threat to humanity, "IS," never does anything that might harm a US soldier, which is interesting and telling.  But sometimes a terrorist kid or shepherd will throw a rock at a drone, and we're supposed to be very, very frightened.

It's ironic that 14 solid years of nonstop fearmongering have done nothing but reassure me as to how safe I am from actual terrorism.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 11:20 | 6155300 Government need...
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True that.  The real ops are conducted by .gov agents who have a LOT more training.  9/11.  Sandy Hook.  They would never trust these missions to some bumbling coffee-shop turrist.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:28 | 6155053 doctor10
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this is becoming a textbook description of an abusive relationship

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:32 | 6155072 williambanzai7
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Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:41 | 6155092 ZH Snob
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oh, my.  I'm scared...

 

 

 

 

 

of the NSA.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:34 | 6154863 101 years and c...
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see, we need the NSA.  please, take my money, my daughter and all my freedom.  oh mercy, we need you.  fucking propaganda bullshit.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:57 | 6154892 Ignatius
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Seems that "they" are running an extortion and protection racket.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:56 | 6155177 A Nanny Moose
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but but but....they have shiny badges and all wear the same blue costumes...its gotta be legit.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:07 | 6155220 Ignatius
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I gotta say that the uniforms threw me off the trail for a time, as I think they do for most.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:47 | 6154908 This is it
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Who said 'bomb'?

That's a threat.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:18 | 6155013 NoVa
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it was never shut off.  It is impossible for a government program to disconnect and "stop" actions within hours - simply impossible.  

What does the public think this is ? - a wall switch?  On/Off, On/Off

 

NoVa

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:47 | 6155131 pods
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Yep, it just goes back into the "illegal" realm.

pods

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:32 | 6155295 Government need...
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I doubt the perps make this distinction.  At worst, they figure it'll be covered by Executive Order.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:35 | 6154867 firstdivision
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Couldn't be all those now idle NSA analysts calling in threats to secure their jobs, can it?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:38 | 6154878 Bobbo
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They called it in as part of their severance pay.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:40 | 6154889 847328_3527
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I cant keep up with ho wmany times my tits have been yanked groped fondles by these TSA Thugs.

 

 

Disgusting

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:22 | 6155026 semperfi
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that was Clinton in disguise (either Clinton)

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:45 | 6155117 11b40
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For sure, it wasn't Hastert.  He doesn't fondle tits.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:13 | 6154991 Normalcy Bias
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Does anyone actually believe that this data collection has ended? LOL

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:48 | 6155335 XitSam
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"The TSA Operations Center in Washington, DC had received a phone threat ..."

Who would call the 'TSA Ops Center', except for a government agent? Who would have general knowledge that the 'TSA Ops Center' even existed, except for a government agent?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:36 | 6154871 LawsofPhysics
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LOL!  This will continue until you take away John McCain's phone!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:15 | 6154974 Chupacabra-322
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Absolutely! This strategy was these Psychopaths contingency plan from the beginning. More False Flag terror.

“Once a government resorts to terror against its own population to get what it wants, it must keep using terror against its own population to get what it wants. A government that terrorizes its own people can never stop. If such a government ever lets the fear subside and rational thought return to the populace, that government is finished.”
-Michael Rivero

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:17 | 6155006 Fun Facts
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If Americons don't wake up to the reality of false flag terror used to manufacture the consent for any depraved political agenda the zio bankster elite desire, we are all absolutely doomed.

Start by waking up to the PNAC New Pearl Harbor used to manufacture the consent for all we endure today.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:24 | 6155033 Unstable Condition
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I should've known someone already thought of this.

What I get for not reading the comments before commenting.

lulz

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:37 | 6154873 Everybodys All ...
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I remember a certain fella saying he's got a pen and a phone and will use it to get things done.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:41 | 6154896 silverer
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Yes.  That was the uh-oh event of the decade.  Nobody doing anything about that, eh?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:45 | 6154904 LawsofPhysics
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Sounds like every eCONomics professor I have ever met.  See the fucking problem yet?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:00 | 6154949 negative rates
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The problem never sees the problem for what it is, they are trained like that.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:59 | 6155187 A Nanny Moose
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When your only tool is a nail gun....

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:39 | 6154881 jump_mutha_fukah
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It's all good though, we had the 6:30 am stick save in the futures...come roaring back from a sub 100 dow. All is well, the world could go to shit as long as Wallstreet gets their balls coddled

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:39 | 6154882 silverer
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Priority one for any government agency is survival and self-perpetuation.  After all, what difference does it make?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:39 | 6154883 wildbad
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..take away my illegal listening rights will ya?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:14 | 6154985 Colonel Klink
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...take away my UNCONSTITUTIONAL listening rights will ya?

FIFY

Because even though CONgress may authorize it.  It is still UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!  Want to take away our 4th amendment protections, pass it properly by amending it you FUCKERS!  Good luck getting everyone to go along with it you corporate Washington whores.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:39 | 6154885 Dr. Engali
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I'm scared......, hold me.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:47 | 6154911 Millivanilli
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Where?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:49 | 6155338 XitSam
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The TSA knows where they want to hold him.  The NSA knows where he wants to be held.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:40 | 6154887 Lurk Skywatcher
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threats shmets - they need a MH17 style false flag.

Blame the Russians and they will get their NSA back and raise the war they are trying for.

Blame ISIS and they will get their NSA back and secure MIC profit for the next 2 decades.

Blame a homegrown nutjob and get their NSA back and fasttrack the martial law they are clamoring for.

too many decisions!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:41 | 6154888 ebworthen
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N.S.A. hasn't gone dark; it's not as if they respect laws or the Constitution.

T.S.A. to psychologically condition the populace not protect anyone, N.S.A. just another tentacle.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:35 | 6155062 rwe2late
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 the police state surveillance has not been noticably reduced (either temporarily or permanently)

it continues under the cloak of many duplicative and overlapping laws

http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-senate-lets-three-patriot-act-provisions...

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2015/6/1/patriot-act-sunset-leaves...

[what has actually gone to the dark side is Congress and the MSM]

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:40 | 6154890 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Just an excuse to expand the budget for the TSA, bet it turns out to be a TSA employee doing it.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:19 | 6155017 semperfi
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McCain

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:41 | 6154894 mtl4
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Poor NSA guys are tired of looking at Merkels nudie pics so they're resorting to some crank calling to pass the time now too.

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:19 | 6155016 semperfi
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They just missed their chance to get some hot Caitlyn Jenner pics !  Turn those machines back on!!!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:41 | 6154895 Brazen Heist
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Any douche can call a fake bomb threat these days and they'll have to take you seriously.

.Gov will need to be more creative, unless its trying the path of least resistance first to test the waters.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:44 | 6154900 firstdivision
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Wonder how many algos out there buy defense contractors every time there is a "bomb threat" headline.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:46 | 6154907 Millivanilli
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I'm ready to step outside and take a fucking risk that the planet doesn't explode.  Anyone else feel lucky today?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:50 | 6154921 BeaverCream
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I think I'll stay in, watch ow my balls, maybe bate.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:52 | 6154935 BrocilyBeef
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No. I'm scared. Very scared. 

Without the "Patriot" Act, we're doomed to repeat another 9/11.... get it? 

Ungrateful slave.

 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:10 | 6154979 Brazen Heist
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I also feel very scared and vulnerable without the warrantless phone data collection scheme. Just imagine all those concocted boogeymen now on the loose!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:17 | 6155007 Colonel Klink
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Repeat another 9/11, in other words another false flag so government terrorizes their own people into submission?  So who are the REAL terrorists?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:49 | 6154919 youngman
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But Obama said the USA is back to being respected in the world..so why would anyone want to hurt us...it does not make any sense....

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:50 | 6154920 undercover brother
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Chances are it's the NSA phoning in the threats.  Plan is to get the news media stirred up and freak out the people so congress feels they have to act "fast" and pass a more comprehensive law expanding the power of the NSA.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:50 | 6154922 replaceme
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I heard Boehner on the radio, and he's confident the surveillance will be turned back on to some extent - I'd bet a lot of donuts that nothing comes of these calls. It has been a long time since the NSA / CIA has felt needed, though, so I leave open the possibility that I'm completely wrong.  One or the other, though.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:51 | 6154925 Fix It Again Timmy
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It's just Brian Williams at his new job - create news events....

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:51 | 6154930 Lady Jessica
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Please turn it back on and protect my freedums.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:55 | 6154940 smacker
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I smell another Executive Order to deal with these threats.

Think of the children.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 08:59 | 6154947 Seasmoke
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What patsy is going to take the fall under the bus for this false flag ????

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:14 | 6154995 Bastiat
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How about the Indians who have been calling me at 5:30 AM?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:01 | 6154952 SheepDog-One
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PLEASE gubmint, reinstate NSA now I'm SCARED! We'll accept anything, just protect us from them dang ol evildoers!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:04 | 6154960 samsara
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"We Hoaxed some folks..."

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:08 | 6154971 inevitablecollapse
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after all, freedumbs aren't free

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:11 | 6154981 Jack Daniels Esq
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Dumb black muslim doing what he does best - fuck USA

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:17 | 6154982 jakesdad
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I don't think nsa employees are that stupid - power hungry?  sure but this seems awfully sophmoric for them.

 

the more interesting ? is when did the "tsa batting .100" story come out?  do I think a blue shirtted sub-mall cop is stupid enough to see this as a way to prmote their agency?  that I find a lot more plausible...

 

now if we really want to put our tinfoil hats on one could ask the question why would the administration allow the tsa report to be released the day after the supposed "shutdown" (which I don't buy for a second)?  I don't think it's a stretch that Frank Underwood type might throw them (tsa) under bus to get nsa that they want.  ("everyone knows the tsa are tools - once a terrorist gets to the airport we've already lost.  our only REAL airline security is intelligence & we just pulled their plug!" - sadly, that's not an entirely indefensible argument...)

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:12 | 6154984 B2u
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The latest bomb threat call was received and the response was..."Mr. President, why are you calling in this bomb threat?"

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:13 | 6154987 bigrooster
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What a total fucking joke.  Disband the NSA already.  Hire 40,000 bomb sniffing dogs instead.  At least we will not have to pay the dogs a pension.  

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:16 | 6155005 yearight
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Thank Heavens they are not phoning them in to the Capitol Building!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:20 | 6155019 Unstable Condition
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Check McCain's phone records, it was prolly him.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:29 | 6155288 Government need...
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Lindsey Graham tried to make a few of these, but his mouth was full of 18-year-old cock.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:23 | 6155031 BustainMovealota
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There will have to be a false flag event to convince the populous why we need the NSA/Gov to protect us,  what a bunch of bullshit.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:27 | 6155048 Bryan
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Are Americans really this gullible and fearful to believe all stuff?!  :-)

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:29 | 6155287 BustainMovealota
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Uhhhh, yeah!

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:28 | 6155052 moonman
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Didn't this happen last week also?

Before the NSA shutdown?

I guess they did not catch that guy 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:30 | 6155067 loregnum
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It is scary that there are people out there who believe this type of propaganda bullshit. Even scarier many of those people have procreated or will procreate.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:31 | 6155070 Chuck Knoblauch
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So get the fucking warrants and investigate the fucking calls.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 11:22 | 6155434 Lostinfortwalton
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Too easy, no drama in doing that.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:32 | 6155071 q99x2
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Stop terrorism. Stop Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Lloyd Blankfein.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:37 | 6155087 TeethVillage88s
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ALL THE BOMB THREATS TO U.S. PLANES FOUND NOT CREDIBLE: CNBC.

Reason is all phone calls and videos trace back to US Military, Military Contractors, DC Lobbyist, Federal Employees, US Congress, NSA, CIA, DIA, NRO, FBI, DOJ, State Department, or the White House.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:31 | 6155292 rejected
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Soon, we'll find out it was Vladimer, the democracy slayer.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:13 | 6155104 roadhazard
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I laff'd when I saw "the news" this morning. I will tell you now, this drama over data collection is ALL Kabuki theater. The Gov. will never have the telephone companies control the data. They worked too hard to take it away from them. Plus what would they do then with the GIANT data collection center in Utah.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:51 | 6155144 large_wooden_badger
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Safety first, bitches! Time to shag the bleeting sheep, it only gets louder from here.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:52 | 6155155 large_wooden_badger
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Obama has a phone, maybe he penned these threats in

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 09:54 | 6155169 Lumberjack
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"You don't say. Now let's find the NSA agent who dialed them in."

 

Nah, It was Mike Chertoff and Dick Cheney who twiddled the dials while Hillary watched.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:26 | 6155279 Lumberjack
Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:04 | 6155212 Raul44
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This is nothing but a typical cheap lie to justify NSA to get it back to full glory. In fact I wouldnt believe its real terrorism even if a real bomb detonated, government already killed people before to justify their shit.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:28 | 6155285 rejected
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USS Maine, Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, Gulf of Tonkin, USS Liberty, Oklahoma City, WTC I, WTC II, WMD, Sandy Hook, Boston...............................

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:25 | 6155275 rejected
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All the spooks have to do is plant a device or two and Murikans will be screaming for them to restart their unlawful spying,,, like they really stopped.

Pretty sad we have out of control spook shops, hell they don't even need your tax dollars, their into so many illegal businesses. Between them, the drug agencies and your boys in black ninja they own the drug markets.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:27 | 6155281 Government need...
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Prolly a couple of serial snoopers on the NSA payroll with nothing to do, so why not call in some airport bomb threats to show the little people how important their job is in terms of making Murrica 'safe'?

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:33 | 6155297 BrokusDickusMaximus
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Big dirty bomb drill coming up in June so I would say stay out of big cities, Detroit, Chiraq especially. Southwest USA wouldn't be good either. Glad I left Tyler Texas last year. Where there's a big drill it tends to go live with these fuck wads.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:40 | 6155314 Robert3620
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Airlines do tend to show some rather bad movies.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:44 | 6155325 Boubou
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If the miss info doesn't work expect a false flag event.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:46 | 6155331 SMC
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The only fear is from those who are afraid of losing their positions at the government corporate welfare trough.

Unfortunately, their morals and ethics are twisted into rationalizing allegedly patriotic tough decisions, where murdering innocents to keep their gravy train running is necessary to protect the nation.

Scum.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 10:54 | 6155355 Hope Copy
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It is not about NSA stopping theitr spying, it is about using that gathered data in court for any reason.  Reaguns got this through the Supreme Couirt, 'for informational purposes' spying can be done and there is no limit to 'cross border' 'overseas' investigations. 

Sol what does that mean?  Well consider the definition of a TRUST FUND.  As part of a Trust Fund, an overseas - foreign entity, anything, one, using  such could be subject to 'spying'..   LoL 

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 11:13 | 6155412 Brokenarrow
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"threats" are always hollow. the real deal doesn't threaten............................ I threatened to have sex with Ms Upton. Yeah, right................

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 11:28 | 6155440 22winmag
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Swatting has gone airborne!

 

Just call the cops on those you want inconvienced (or shot down).

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 12:33 | 6155744 Government need...
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Bad bosses everywhere are in T-R-O-U-B-L-E.  If you really want to fuck your boss, drop a firearm into his or her purse/briefcase/man-bag, exit the building, order a coffee, and call SWAT.

Tue, 06/02/2015 - 11:46 | 6155541 Pancho de Villa
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Reminds me of Jr. High school, when they'd march us all outside muy pronto until after the fuzz had thoroughly searched the entire building.

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