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"Reggie! I made the cover of Muscle Boy!"
"I don't believe it. This is a gag you had printed, isn't it?"
williambanzai7;
I like the face on this one and think it makes it work.
Have you ever done one of Obama with a Smoker's Face showing how he is aging?
Can't be a man if he doesn't smoke (cigs), but smoking makes your face pucker, crease, line, and go gray.
Pucker is too tough maybe. Obama already has the gray hair.
P.O.T.U.S.
Poser of the United States
Pussy? Pantywaste? Pervert? Pederast?
so are obama and tiger woods dopplegangers? tiger shot the worst round of his life. his (white) girlfriend left him. in a recent poll people think more of the bush2 presidency than they think of obama which is probably the one thing W would ask for each night when he says his evening prayers, let the next guy be worse than me.
Bath House would like to be Tiger's new girlfriend, but I don't think Tiger 'swings' that way...
All hail Obamabot. The Chosen.
98 pound weakling no mOAr!
Perhaps a bit paranoid, but buffed!
This cold war will end with millions cold dead.
Yes. I'm afraid it will.
Large Asian cities put a lie to over population or do they? as I have posted many times - your street pictures are always welcome. Why your perspective captivates me is a question worth never answering, for I do not wish to become bored with them (as if that is possible).
the working women, bring me back to a youth who had compassion for them, but,that did nothing to help them, as they lived in a fantasy aided by drugs and for one poor girl the idea I was chinese and she was the lost daughter of a drug lord who lost his life to the tongs , and I would buy her back from the gang she was in debt to..(this story is just for you William as to the power of your images)
Saw Barry doing his "Steppin' Fetchit" routine coming down the ramp off Air Force One this morning.
I think our Artiste in Residence could work with that;)
If the world became so perfect and nothing was left to satirize it would not be worth living in. Thus spake Q99X2. Keep up the great work.
1995, Mission Inn, Riverside, CA
I'm there for an IMA meeting (glorious accountants being social), a commercial is being filmed. Kathy Ireland, and two other models that I recognize but don't know their names.
It's California and we're used to seeing shit being filmed. I'm like, hey, that's Kathy Ireland and go to the meeting.
We're into an hour of the meeting and the commercial people are doing their thing, as we do ours. I step outside for a smoke. It's getting dark. The commercial people take a break. I'm outside smoking and Kathy Ireland stands up from a lounge chair and walks over to where I'm standing and into this enclosure that is open to where I am. (She has seen me, we've nodded at each other politely.)
As she turns into the enclosure I can see huge strips of tape that are pulling her skin tight against her arms, legs, chest and abdomen (and this was in her really hot time). I suspect BillBanzai7 did the same with his obummer image.
Oh, next thing she did was step out of her bikini right in front of me. She didn't need the tape...and I have a cigarette butt permantly lodged in my throat.
The commercial, when I saw it, had Kathy Ireland, the other girls and Miss Piggy sunbathing and talking about some shit like pringles or something.
In her glory years, Kathy Ireland was worth every penny she got, holy shit, I've never seen a woman that gorgeous nekkid before with my own two eyes.
Similar story. Monterey, CA 1982. Heather Locklear, 21 years old, just starting with Cpt Kirk in TJ Hooker. Signing autographs. Still most beautiful woman I have ever seen in person. She had clothes on though.
so are you still smoking?
Bill Burr - You People are all the Same 2012 (HD) (Full Stand-Up Show)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BSlqZYtWzQ
Judas Priest, Live: 'Turbo Fuel For Life' tour, Irvine Meadows, California, circa 1988 or so...
SERIOUSLY, William, you are the guy who wrote this song!
'Green Manalishi':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgnOJXIvu6s
BEHOLD! The Kenyan 'community organizer' exposes his MONO-BALL (ONE TESTICLE) of hope and change!
'His thinking is two-dimensional, Captain.'
Niggah has a wart on his nose, right next to the fold where it transitions to his face; left nostril (follow the grimace line upwards). His package seems to be in remission, as well (like, as if he ever acually HAD a cock and balls to begin with).
NICE nipples, though. If my name was Dennis Hastert, I would probably fondle them while doing him from behind...
Hehehe, don't worry there will be a Bush back in just in time to kick things into high gear.
Hillary, or Jeb?
Either way, there WILL BE A BUSH in the 'WHITE HOUSE'...
'HU'KD on EBONICS werked for MEE...'
Country needs another Cunt-on or Bush as much as it needs a third term of the chicken legged fudgepacker.
And harry reid got in a fight with his excercise equipment. They will not abscod the waste to Yucca mountain.
Moar DU for an unamed region of the world. USA 2016.