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Folksy Obama Arrives In Germany: "Slugs" Sausage, Beer And Pretzels, Goes Lederhosen Shopping

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Earlier today, Barack Obama, together with 6 of the world's most powerful leaders (but certainly not Vladimir Putin) congregated in the Bavarian town of Krun where they will for the next two days hunker down at the luxurious Scholss Elmau for the latest G-7 meeting, covering an agenda dealing with climate change, global extremism, and of course, solving the Ukraine crisis (with or without instructions from George Soros on how to proceed).

Serious stuff.

Obama, however, decided to keep it "folksy" and the lame duck president, content with the direction the world is going, pulled a page right out of National Lampoons European vacation and kicked it back.

As Reuters reports, joking that he wanted to buy a pair of lederhosen leather shorts, U.S. President Barack Obama drank beer and mixed with Bavarians in a light-hearted start to his trip to Germany.

Introduced by German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Obama spoke warmly to a crowd of men in feather-plumed green hats and women in corseted "dirndl" dresses in the picture-postcard village of Kruen, at the foot of snow-speckled Alpine mountains.

"Gruess Gott!" Obama began, which literally translates as
"greetings from god" but is the typical Bavarian greeting instead of
"good day."

"I have to admit that I forgot to bring my lederhosen but I'm going to see if I can buy some while I'm here," a smiling Obama told locals who were swigging beer and munching on 'weisswurst,' or traditional Bavarian sausage, and pretzels.

The U.S. president, who is in Bavaria for a summit of the Group of Seven (G7) industrial nations, said he had hoped the meeting hosted by Merkel would coincide with Munich's annual Oktoberfest folk festival, which pays homage to beer.

"But then again there's never a bad day for a beer and a weisswurst and I can't think of a better place to come to celebrate the enduring friendship between the German and American people," he added.

He later sat down with Merkel and the locals in Bavarian dress to sample the beer and told reporters: "It was a very fine beer. I wish I was staying."

ABC adds more visuals: "Slugging back beer and sausages, President Barack Obama on Sunday celebrated decades of U.S. friendship with Germany over recent challenges and said the country "is proof that conflicts can end and great progress is possible."

Understandably, the issue of Obama spying on his closest "ally" Merkel for years courtesy of the NSA only came up in passing:

"Although it is true we sometimes have differences of opinion today from time to time, but still the United States of America is our friend, our partner and indeed an essential partner with whom we cooperate very closely," Merkel said through a translator after addressing Obama as "dear Barack." ''We cooperate closely because this is in our mutual interest. We cooperate because we need it. We cooperate because we want it."

As long as the NSA continues to have a transcript of every Merkel conversation, because we know everything that is going on in secret.

And then on to more important things: "The G-7 meeting at the Schloss Elmau resort is expected to be dominated by discussions of the West's response to the clashes between Ukraine and pro-Russian forces. Russian President Vladimir Putin was ousted from the group last year over his aggressive moves on the former Soviet state."

They will do so in the grandeur and opulence of the Schloss (or castle) Elmau, situated in the foothills of the German Alps. From ABC:

Nestled in a national forest, Schloss Elmau, a hundred-year-old castle turned high-end, secluded resort, will host the G7 festivities this weekend. "It's a huge honor," Nikolai Bloyd, general manger of Schloss Elmau since 2010, said. "The spotlight of the world is coming down to look at this beautiful area of Germany, this picturesque alpine valley in the Bavarian Alps."

The German government has rented out the entire hotel. World leaders including Obama, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, and British Prime Minister David Cameron will stay in the 162 sleeping rooms with picturesque views of the mountains and valleys of the Bavarian Alps.

All of the meetings and events will take place at Schloss Elmau, including a concert to be held in the resort's large concert hall. And then there's the food. The hotel normally has nine restaurants for guests to pick from, including Luce d'Oro, which received One Michelin Star, an elite rating for restaurants.

 The leaders will dine on a carefully crafted menu developed by the German government and Mario Corti, the chef of Luce d'Oro. Corti has experience cooking for dozens of VIPs, including Prince Charles, Madonna, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Bill Gates. The menu is top-secret but will feature regional cuisine made from local ingredients.

Obama, who is a fitness enthusiast, will have access to two fitness centers on site, and if anyone has time for relaxation between the jam-packed meetings, the resort features a 70,000-square foot spa, including five outdoor heated swimming pools and 20 saunas and steam rooms.

Security has been tight at the venue since the end of May with police
scanning every person and every item entering the grounds -- including
the fruits and vegetables delivered for meals.

* * *

And while the world leaders are boondoggling, busy avoiding the elephant in the room - because if they really wanted to contain Putin shouldn't the Russian leader be present at the summit, instead of shying away from him like a teenage schoolgirl - thousands of anti-G7 protesters took to the streets of Germesch-Partenkirchen, Bavaria, on Saturday to protest against the summit. Activists carried anti-G7 banners and flags and chanted slogans. The G7 nations - Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, the UK and the US - will meet in Bavaria, Germany for a two-day summit.

The German Taxpayers Federation believes the summit may cost the country €360 million, three times the official figure of €130 million. Which is also more than the last Greek payment to the IMF which the country could not make, thus pushing it over the edge and just days away from a full-on sovereign default.

 

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Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:33 | 6171465 order66
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"We sausage fested some folks."

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:42 | 6171474 keremetski
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Look how POTUS admirably hugs the dude wearing Silver coins all over his body.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:47 | 6171483 Looney
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Soccer mom jeans: “I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans”.

Lederhosen: “Now I will be FAIRLY maligned about my jeans”.

0bama

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:51 | 6171497 Winston Churchill
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He Lederhosen'ed some volk .

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:09 | 6171520 General Decline
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When I read the headline, all I saw is " he slugged down some sausages."

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:13 | 6171527 Latina Lover
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"with 6 of the world's most powerful leaders" 

Since  when is the Prime Minister of Canada considered one of the most powerful leaders in the world? He is nothing more than a USSA Obama ball licker.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:39 | 6171549 Haus-Targaryen
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I'd just like to point out that the Lederhosen and Dirndl thing is exclusive to Bavaria.  The rest of Germany hates the stereotype, and Bavaria (which is the Texas of Germany) as well for that matter.  

That being said -- I lived in Bavaria for a while, I have Lederhosen, I go to the Oktoberfest every year (Wiese auf Bayerisch), and say Grüß Gott as often and loudly as possible in places like Berlin, just to ärger (frustrate & annoy) the locals.  

 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:57 | 6171594 TeamDepends
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"Greetings from God". What an arschloch!

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:05 | 6171611 Haus-Targaryen
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In German, all nouns, irrespective of whether they are proper or not are capitalized.  So in your Danglish/Germish sentence, you would need to write "What an Arschloch!" 

Or if you would rather say it in German: "Was für ein Arschloch!?"  

To get the prononunciation correct: 

"Vas fuer ein Arrschloch!?" 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:46 | 6171693 jaap
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How about Bilderberg, 20kms down the road....?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:04 | 6171724 knukles
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Beer and pork sausage? 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 17:46 | 6172477 Save_America1st
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yeah, well everyone knows obama is a sausage swallowing pro.  He can swallow the whole thing without using his teeth.

Just ask Reggie Love.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:21 | 6171762 TeethVillage88s
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Naked dancing boys and Vienna Sausage (Wien)

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:31 | 6171789 Mr. Magoo
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Is it not great to see our tax dollars hard at work, how i would love to fly to Germany to have a beer and relax at a luxurious spa and take in the breathtaking sights. But everyone continues to put up with this corrupt government and hope the next election will cure it, keep living thhe american dream people. you are all asleep

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:01 | 6171606 TeethVillage88s
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Bruce Jenner: Ultimate Manchurian Candidate.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:14 | 6171631 Urban Roman
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I'll see your Bruthe and raise you a Conchita Wurst.

(yeah, I know, not Bavarian, Austiran, but the bubbas back in Texas won't know the diff)

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:25 | 6171651 Wolferl
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FYI, Austrians ARE Bavarians.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:45 | 6171691 Haus-Targaryen
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FACT - Austria is just Germany's largest state. 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:19 | 6171753 TeethVillage88s
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Germany 3,383 Tons of Gold, Austria 280 Tons.

Austria not very wealthy. Teeth problems too?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:11 | 6171623 Winston Churchill
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Give it a break.He was a citizen at birth from his mother.

Watch the shiny object, when you should be looking at his Indonesian citizenship,

after renounciation of his US one. Duallies are not allowed there.

Those records are destroed I'm sure.His first act as Prez.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:24 | 6171647 WillyGroper
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Yea, when they nab Hil/Billy under RICO.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:00 | 6171601 TeethVillage88s
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God is Great. Nothing wrong with Principals and values.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:02 | 6171607 Haus-Targaryen
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Yeup, agree completely. 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:21 | 6171760 Croesus
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@ Haus Targaryen: 

Die alte Kultur war wirklich besser! Politische Korrektheit ist Europas Zerstörung

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:29 | 6171783 TeethVillage88s
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Kultur war ist nur fur profitieren/Reibach?

Immigration und Geschäft.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:59 | 6171877 Croesus
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Believe that if you really want to, but history is written by the winners, not by the losers. 

Of course, the "winners" never consider the possibility that they were "the bad guys". 

Being the "good guys" absolves them of any guilt for their own crimes, but does nothing to prevent reaping what was sowed. 

I'm sure the Allies of yesteryear probably never imagined their grandkids having half-breed kids. 

I'm sure the Allies of yesteryear never imagined "gangsta rap". 

Or any of the rest of the bullshit that was brought to bear. 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 06:03 | 6173506 Haus-Targaryen
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I've often thought about this, and pondered what would have been better;

A "fair" world which penalizes the eager for the sake of the lazy

A "unfair" world which penalizes the lazy for the sake of the eager

Whomever says the allies were the "good guys" have to define the term "good."  In WWII there were no "good guys" just different variations of "evil," depending on ones perspective.  

I think that a good dose of poverty will kill-off the self-loathing political correctness in Germany like the 20s and 30s did here.  Poverty is also a great way to get the birth rate up, and via bankruptcy of larger institutions, spurs the entrepreneur onto bigger and better things.  

Germany is one of the few countries in the world, which I think will benefit greatly both socially and financially when the next big collapse hits -- provided Germany doesn't become the eastern front line for the American/British empire's oldest card in their book.  I really think this is why Putin isn't being more militarilly active.  He knows all he has to do is sit there, give us enough rope, and we will most certainly hang ourselves.  

Then again, the more I study German history, and the more "plugged into" the culture here I become -- the more I am becoming a "Monarchist."  The old aristocracy thought that the Nazis were a bunch of red-necks, which on par they were.  The old aristocracy thought socialism was suicide, which on par it still is.  It was a good, albeit unfair government, which I would much rather have than a failing but fair government, which we have today.

 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 16:05 | 6173522 Ghordius
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Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:13 | 6171629 HowdyDoody
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The US and its 6 poodles. They speak with one voice - His Master's Voice (calling WB7)

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 15:56 | 6172256 PhilofOz
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I'd go with "the international banksters 7 poodles."

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:15 | 6171524 Latina Lover
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The G7 leaders are the Past.

Who would seriously argue that France and Italy, for example, are more powerful than Russia, China or even India?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:48 | 6171699 Colonel Klink
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I'm sure in Obama's case they're assless lederhosen.  Now he can role play with Reggie while taking his knockwurst.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:12 | 6171492 TahoeBilly2012
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What in the flying fuck is that basketball court style-after a game strut up and handshake, looking like your wish you could high five BULLSHIT? Are you fucking kidding me? Does he do that shit all the time?? I am glad I don't watch TV. BTW, those Christian's in Bayern can't stand his Zionist ass...trust me.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:38 | 6171563 Haus-Targaryen
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I disagree.  Germans, on par, love Obama.  I have no idea why, but they just love him.  

When I tell them I think he is a buffon, the next question is either "Are you a Republican?" or "Did you like George Bush?"  When I answer no to both of them, they have no idea what is going on.  

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:46 | 6171580 mr.n3utr0n
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He must put on a good show while surounded by folks that loathe him. It's all political theater obscuring the truth.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:50 | 6171493 Soul Glow
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lolz him and Angie just don't get it.  They are bound to be the fall guys when SHTF and Bush will be riding a cowboy somewhere in South America.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:43 | 6171571 Haus-Targaryen
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I have always wondere how its possible that all the shitheads the world over end up in Argentenia and the "ueys" in South America.  

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 14:48 | 6172047 angel_of_joy
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Because it's a pretty big place, and quite insulated. Australia would also serve well for the same purpose, except it's still a British colony. Some would argue that it's still a penal British colony. I find that particular aspect open for debate...

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:48 | 6171582 A Nanny Moose
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Gay pickpocket.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:28 | 6171661 drendebe10
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Da fudgepacker be luvin it's celebrity grand imperial lifestyle as long as the bill is footed by U.S. citizen tax paying working serfs & peasants.  Fuk da bastard

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:42 | 6171475 Motasaurus
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Every president since Taft (and probably much further back than that even) has been nothing more than a figurehead for the MIC.

But I've got to say, I've never seen a president embrace that fact quite like Obama does. He doesn't even pretend to be "the most powerful man in the world".

 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:52 | 6171495 Millivanilli
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Anyone who believes that a skinny community organizer from chicago is running this country is delusional.  

Btw, I doubt the Germans were smitten with his lame humor.   

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:03 | 6171512 BorisTheBlade
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He is enjoying every last bit since he knows it won't last for much longer and he could be thrown under the bus by his handlers at the moment of their choice. He is totally unremarkable in terms of ambition and will for power, slacker, unlike his ballsy vis-a-vis in the East.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 14:49 | 6172051 angel_of_joy
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He's too dumb to pretend anything... He's the real deal !

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:45 | 6171479 keremetski
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... and Merkels nipples erected ???

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:05 | 6171614 lakecity55
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Bath House: "Wow, there was a lot of 'sausage' there in Germany!"

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:41 | 6171812 JRobby
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Kabuki on a mass scale. All is normal will play well through the rioting.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:34 | 6171466 Fun Facts
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Hope he's courteous enough to bring back some Courvoisier for Michael.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:37 | 6171467 robertsgt40
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I'm betting Obama can still take a 12" sausage.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:45 | 6171478 813kml
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He needs a couple steins of Dunkel to get properly lubricated.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:39 | 6171470 Cautionary Tale
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If Obama had a sausage it would look like Reggie Love

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:39 | 6171471 1stepcloser
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Ten bucks says he starts off his speach with

 

"Ich habe eine riesige Wurst"

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:49 | 6171489 813kml
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“It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times, ..."

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:11 | 6171523 TahoeBilly2012
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...shopping for studded Lederhosen...

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:40 | 6171567 TeethVillage88s
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"...addressing Obama as "dear Barack." "Meine Schwartz Schotzie." "Freundliche Saracen." "Cuddling Kushite." "Zulu God"

LOL

http://www.theroot.com/articles/history/2014/03/blacks_in_western_art_ho...

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:55 | 6171589 Took Red Pill
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He'll start his speech with "Ich bin ein Marionette"

 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:35 | 6171800 TeethVillage88s
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Ich bin ein prima Gott!!

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:42 | 6171476 Infinite QE
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Heard Michael's hanging out with Bruce Jenner, or whatever he's calling himself these daze.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:46 | 6171480 DavidC
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Whatever Bruce is calling himself/herself, it must now be prefaced with 'The Courageous..'

DavidC

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:48 | 6171487 Infinite QE
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That's right. Kinda like His Honorable....

Maybe best to say Her Honorable Dickless...

 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:51 | 6171494 Keynesians say ...
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Noble prize soon for that Jenner thing. Go ahead and throw a Presidential Medal of Honor while you're at it

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:44 | 6171477 DavidC
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He's pathetic.

DavidC

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:47 | 6171481 847328_3527
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They're interested to know from Barry how the Merican Middle Class enjoys being destroyed and how he did it without breaking a sweat. The Germans wish to avoid same poverty on their own hard working people.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:47 | 6171484 Reaper
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Are they hoping that intelligence is additive, or that the mental outcome of two half wits is equivalent to a full wit.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:58 | 6171597 upWising
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One learns in second grade that any quantity multiplied by Zero is......ZERO.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:47 | 6171486 SmittyinLA
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Funny how this turd in punchbowl thinks hes one of the elitists, he doesnt know hes the waiter.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:49 | 6171488 Soul Glow
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1st class poser.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:00 | 6171507 Millivanilli
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Obama has one job.  Get in front of the cameras like a news anchor and read the goddamn lines.   If we tell you that you are transparent one day that is what you say, regardless of whether the next we require you to sign a new executive order that further emboldens the shadow govt.   

 

 

 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:00 | 6171508 TeethVillage88s
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Entschultigun mein herr. Haben sie einen Zigarretten, Comrade?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:49 | 6171490 DavidC
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Oh, and a monumental waste of money.

DavidC

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:58 | 6171502 wiser
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and food... 15 tonnes of food for just 3 days

they have a lot to talk about though

http://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/greece-creditor-demands-by-j...

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:53 | 6171499 Thick Willy
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It's good to let the Leftist freaks put on a freak show every now and then while pretending Democracy is a real thing.   So long as they are kept anti-gun, anti-violence, and hence, ineffectual.  American negroes on the other hand need, "space to destroy" every now and then.

What's with all the disgusting white people in the pictures?  Seems like Germany is lacking in diversity.  Better bring another 10 million Muslim refugees in from Africa.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 10:57 | 6171504 TeethVillage88s
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WilliamBanzai; Wir Mussen Ein Bild auf der Obama mit dem Liederhosen!!

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:10 | 6171522 Bastiat
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Ja!!

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:09 | 6171515 Atomizer
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Understanding The Federal Reserve http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gpPSg4G3j28


Yellen has a new theme. Returned to Charleston, started up my cars. It hit over the speakers. Blew global warming out of garage. /LOL. 
Dirty Back Road

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=toCDRDB_nZg


Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:06 | 6171516 Berspankme
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Did I read that right? Obama and Cameron sharing a room? Reggie is gonna be unhappy

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:27 | 6171540 Infinite QE
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All part of the "special relationship" thing. Reggie will be room service. He's this adminstration's Jeff Gannon.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:28 | 6171548 Atomizer
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Kat can arrive as a new LGBTS mascot. A penis and still swinging women to satisfy his bi-polar sexually. 

Wait until his depression sets in. He will become another Amy Winehouse built on suicidal tendancies. 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:43 | 6171572 Swave
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As a young child, Jenner was diagnosed with dyslexia.[13] Jenner attended Sleepy Hollow High School in Sleepy Hollow, New York, during freshman and sophomore years[14][15] and Newtown High School in Newtown, Connecticut, during junior and senior years, graduating in 1968.

Sandy Hook is a village in the town of Newtown, Connecticut. Sandy Hook was founded in 1711.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:47 | 6171581 Swave
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Bruce Jenner: Transgender through MK Ultra Programming
As of now, former-Olympiad Bruce Jenner is a woman. In his interview with Diane Sawyer, the athlete formally declared that all shreds of his masculinity are gone and that he no longer wants to go by the name of Bruce. For someone who is 65, this is a strange switch. Why would Jenner pick this time in his life to become transgender? Until recently, he always seemed pretty normal. However, a closer look at the previous few years reveals a man caught up in the heart of the Illuminati.

Jenner's connection to the secret order begins with his marriage to Kris Kardashian, which made him the step father of that famous harlot and internet slut, Kim. His affiliation probably dates back earlier, but joining the Kardashian clan cemented the bond. Once in, Jenner began undergoing MK Ultra programming and lost all sense of his identity. The techniques used on him were specifically for wiping out masculinity. This could only be done by destroying neural pathways and redirecting hormones and electrical impulses. The result was a man in crisis who no longer knew who he was.

The effects manifested themselves physically as well as mentally. During his Diane Sawyer interview, Jenner showed neurological deficits. He appeared unable to blink his left eye or move the left eyebrow. This indicates an extreme programming regimen that destroyed some of his cranial nerves, and being around the Kardashians ensured the warping of his reality. He even confessed that he cross dressed in front of Kris and that she was okay with it. The truth of the matter is that she encouraged and enriched his transgender behavior.

Once the brainwashing had reached an irreversible point, the Illuminati decided to unveil its hideous creation and did so through a fatal car accident. Before that day, Bruce Jenner was just a quirky former Olympiad that had wound up on "Keeping up with the Kardashians". After the wreck, he had become a revolutionary figure in the transgender movement. In his athletic prime, he was the quintessential example of manliness. Today, he's an effeminate individual who is mutilating his body to attain another gender.

Bruce Jenner's story is much more than someone coming out of the closet. He's someone who has been a household name for decades as well as a fitness icon who is now shocking everyone with his transgender status. The fact that he is 65 and led a straight life with multiple marriages makes this even more puzzling. Of course the media is trying to play this off as a long struggle with a feminine identity. That's to be expected, but it's also nonsense.

Trust your instincts! If it sounds too outlandish to be true then it probably is. Bruce Jenner sees himself as a woman now, and his emergence is the Illuminati's method of making a transgender lifestyle popular. The order needed an athlete, a man's man to pull it off. Such a move cannot be done naturally. It requires careful manipulation of the mind, which is what MK Ultra does. Watch Jenner in his interview, he's not all there both mentally and physically. This is what Illuminati programming does, it destroys people.

http://illuminatiwatchdog.blogspot.com/2015/04/bruce-jenner-transgender-...

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:01 | 6171605 lakecity55
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"Ve must make ze Amerikanner Men Athletes into women as part of our plan, (evil laugh)."

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:26 | 6171649 22winmag
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I'm fairly well convinced the Hollywood idiots and MSM idiots are MK-marionettes. When Randy Quaid and others like Britney Spears (the shaved head incident) try to break free they are mercilessly "gas lighted".

 

Just like JFK Jr.'s required flight instructor was an MK-marionette (whom was indeed onboard and crashed the plane).

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:10 | 6171521 markar
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Sausage before noon? I thought that was Reggie's job

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:16 | 6171528 10mm
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Mankind wanted their Kings/Leaders in the flesh form. Well they got em.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:22 | 6171536 SandiaMan
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Hitler's Castle

 

 

 Where is John Kerry?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:55 | 6171591 Atomizer
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John Kerry is using Obama's girlie bicycle for physical therapy treatment. 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:23 | 6171538 TeethVillage88s
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How Starkly Royal!!

"All of the meetings and events will take place at Schloss Elmau, including a concert to be held in the resort's large concert hall. And then there's the food. The hotel normally has nine restaurants for guests to pick from, including Luce d'Oro, which received One Michelin Star, an elite rating for restaurants."

The Royal Treatment in Europe!!

Showing that Europe is still living in the Days of the Junkers, Prussian Nobility, Thrones of Power, Courts of Aristocrats, Classism, and special privilege and treatment for their crowned Royalty!!

So are we following all European Royalty Customs or do we Prefer British Bankers, American Bankers, and the British Throne??

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:24 | 6171541 sudzee
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The 5 most indebited countries in the industrial world arrive under pomp and ceraMONEY to plot the future of the ecomoic world. 22,000 police in riot gear to protect the criminals from democracy. Whats wrong with this picture?????

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:25 | 6171542 zstard
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I can't look at him. He makes me sick.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:57 | 6171593 lakecity55
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"Oh, boy! Men in tight shorts!"

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:14 | 6171624 1stepcloser
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For some reason, I see clark griswold in that photo

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4AkcqTvjRo

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:28 | 6171550 chunga
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Some folks are missing tons of gold.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:30 | 6171551 Atomizer
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Just imagine the new Pharmaceutical drug launch to tackle this new symptom.  

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:30 | 6171552 q99x2
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Das Treasonmeisterundfrauhund

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:53 | 6171587 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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This article is from The Onion?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 11:56 | 6171592 lakecity55
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"Slugging back beer and sausages," hahaha!

 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:01 | 6171602 me or you
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Did Obama travel with his LGBT delegation?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:07 | 6171615 Catullus
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Meaningless parties. Everything has already been discussed. Figureheads show up and read speeches prepared for them. Rinse, wash, repeat.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:10 | 6171621 muleskinner
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Good for Obama the Bum.  The dumbshit is doing everything at once while squatting in the White House.

My question:  After John Kerry broke his leg, why wasn't he shot?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:27 | 6171660 One of We
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Veterinary science has come a long way.....

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:20 | 6171640 WillyGroper
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JimmyCrackCornPone

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:27 | 6171659 falak pema
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these summit meetings decide nothing and cost a max. Sign of the times.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:32 | 6171667 sudzee
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Sixsome of lying idiots terrified of Putin's stare. Putin must be pleased to not have to spend any time with twofaced loosers.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:40 | 6171680 loveyajimbo
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Obunga: "Ich Bin Ein Phaggot douchebag traitor"

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 12:51 | 6171702 dizzyfingers
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http://wolfstreet.com/2015/06/06/germany-france-call-for-fiscal-and-political-union-public-ignorance-vital-for-success-of-eu-power-grab/  Germany, France Call for Fiscal and Political Union. Public Ignorance Vital for Success of EU Power Grab

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:29 | 6171782 Lea
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That dude has built his career exclusively on looking cool. Come to think of it, what else does he have?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:49 | 6171796 JR
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Meanwhile...."Let them eat cake"...

Ukrainians Dispossessed: Americans are next…

By Paul Craig Roberts

June 6, 2015

Over the last 15 months Ukrainians have paid for Washington’s overthrow of their elected government in deaths, dismemberment of their country, and broken economic and political relationships with Russia that cost Ukraine its subsidized energy. Now Ukrainians are losing their pensions and traditional support payments. The Ukrainian population is headed for the graveyard.

On June 1 the TASS news agency reported that Ukraine has stopped payments to pensioners, World War II veterans, people with disabilities, and victims of Chernobyl. According to the report, Kiev has also “eliminated transport, healthcare, utilities and financial benefits for former prisoners of Nazi concentration camps and recipients of some Soviet-era orders and titles. Compensations to families with children living in the areas contaminated by radiation from the Chernobyl accident will be no longer paid either. Ukraine’s parliamentary opposition believes that the Prosecutor General’s Office should launch an investigation against Prime Minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk who actively promoted the law on the abolition of privileges.”

Notice that this is a yank of the blanket from under the elderly in Ukraine. “Useless eaters,” they are assigned to the trash can. How do the deceived Maiden student protesters feel now that they are culpable in the destruction of their grandparents’ support systems? Do these gullible fools still believe in the Washington-orchestrated Maiden Revolution? The crimes in which these stupid students are complicit are horrific.

Yatsenyuk, or Yats as Victoria Nuland calls him, is the Washington stooge that the US State Department selected to run the puppet government established by Washington…

[T]he termination of pensions and payments was triggered by the coming into effect of Yat’s law to “stabilize the financial condition of Ukraine,” the purpose of the termination of Ukraine’s social welfare system might be to free up money to hand over to the IMF and Western banks. In Ukraine, as in Greece, the gullible and naive population that saw salvation in unity with the West will be driven into the ground.

Russia, of course, will be blamed. I can already write the New York Times and Washington Post editorials and the words that will come from Obama, CNN, and Fox “News.” …

Wherever the West has an imprint, the populations are exploited. Exploitation of the many for the few is the Hallmark of the West, a decrepit, corrupt, and collapsing entity.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:49 | 6171840 Sudden Debt
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Those Germans really know how to build vacation camps with fences and lookout towers.

I just don’t understand why those jews where so against all that...

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 14:16 | 6171940 JR
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Any discussion for some people that has the word German, quickly brings up the Zionist attack on the National Socialists who have been gone for 70 years. It must be a crowning achievement to own the six major corporations that control the world's communications.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:50 | 6171846 Atomizer
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The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Chapter 31) 

http://genius.com/Mark-twain-the-adventures-of-huckleberry-finn-chap-31-...

You can dress up a nigger, just cannot take him out in public. Get us the TPP documents you piece of fucking shit for a President of the United States of America. 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:51 | 6171850 Chuck Knoblauch
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Obozo must check his Vatican bank account daily.

It's the only thing that keeps him motivated.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:53 | 6171853 Billy Bob101
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Duplicate post

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 13:56 | 6171861 Billy Bob101
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Duplicate

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 14:10 | 6171883 Atomizer
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Your idea of fast track will bring treason and your stripped down levels of authority. Keep pushing. There will be no coup d'etat in the United States of America. 

 

Watch the dreams of your father wilt away. 

http://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/123909/dreams-from-my-father-by-...

 

 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 14:01 | 6171886 thamnosma
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This is simply nauseating.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 14:09 | 6171919 Panic Mode
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Does he realise he is drinking my piss?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 14:33 | 6171999 Billy Shears
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How does one say douche bag in German?

 

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 18:05 | 6172519 css1971
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Dusche is the german for shower.

bag is tasche.

 

But I dont think it means what you think it means.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 14:36 | 6172008 Rusputin
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Did Obama take the time to visit the war museums of Frankfurt and Dresden, showing cities burned to ashes from incendiary bombing of civilians?

Germany was set up with the Nazism brand, at least three decades before, Hitler was selected, being a street actor with attitude (just like who?), to control the German geopolitical mosaic of the early 20th century, then the puppets installed to take on the former puppet gone bad: Stalin, who happened to win WW2 and create a need for the Cold War.

You couldn't make this stuff up could you?

Today we are repeating the same process, geopolitical games to create WW3, to eviserate the rehypothicated collaterised debt obligations that run into 10 times and more of the global GDP.

This really is the greatest SHOW on earth, is it not?

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 14:36 | 6172010 Atomizer
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2016 Obamas America. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DJQAVYTBNsQ

 

Dreams from My Real Father: A Story of Reds and Deception.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jrrnkKmUzo




Sun, 06/07/2015 - 15:11 | 6172117 sudzee
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Obama pissed cause China building a 2 acre sand trap in the middle of the South China Sea and they won't let him play in it.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 15:36 | 6172204 Seal
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BO: Nice little cunt-ry U got here Angela. Sure wouldn't want anything to happen to it.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 16:44 | 6172349 GOSPLAN HERO
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Obama be a member of da massa race.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 16:45 | 6172350 GOSPLAN HERO
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Somebody should piss in his beer.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 16:56 | 6172371 TeethVillage88s
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Probably has been over for like 16 hours now. But I guess he will be there for a few days.

"President Barack Obama is aiming to show unity with Western allies on global challenges during an overnight trip to Germany, especially Chancellor Angela Merkel amid enduring anti-Americanism in her country over U.S. spying programs."

Anti-Americanism? Wow, but our Foreign Policy is crisp, clean, finely crafted, and brand new.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 22:10 | 6173053 Cactus
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Unity with allies..  that speech he gave, they are worried about a Brexit, Cameron was leaned on to get the right message alright. 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 00:53 | 6173328 Bazza McKenzie
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Given the way he is looking at it in the 2nd photo, someone may have done just that.

Sun, 06/07/2015 - 20:38 | 6172859 bluskyes
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Where is the Schutzstaffel when you need them?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 04:46 | 6173363 Sauerkraut-Opinion
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I took notice on radio that currently only 30-40 tame demonstraters remain to listen the final rally at the central market square in Garmisch-Partenkirchen), may be another handful will still approach.

Also the number of journalists is much higher, not to mention the altogether 30.000 policemen deployed to secure the G7 according official announcement. That would signify a relation of 1:700. Statement of the official police spokesman: "Unser Sicherheitskonzept greift und darüber sind wir sehr froh" - translation: "Our security concept is working ("snatches") and we are glad about it".

Even the flowers had to vanish from balconies and front yards for the needs of defending commun values like democracy and constitutional state. Clima targets were expressly underlined by building a brand new helicoper landing site into a alpine flora worthy of protection - needed for 36 hours. While chattering about TTIP, how to fix good relations to exemplary democracies like Saudi Arabia, lamenting about increasing inequality while chauffeuring in gulf cars and avoiding themes like NSA/BND the community of values expressed repeatedly the exclusion of Mr. Putin as persona non grata. All in front of a facade of cow bells, schuhplattlers and selected natives in traditional costumes during the 5-minutes-beer-stop-over. I think the scenery is perfect ;-)

The romantic mountain idyll has been forced to give way to the effects of globalization, whereby the refuges allowing a withdrawal from this new world have become increasingly rare. Sometimes pictures work better than any kind of protest.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 03:17 | 6173428 Stop_Immigratio...
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Get the fuck out of my country you fucking cunt!

And take that corrupt cunt Merkel with you too.

FUCK THE G7. Is that democracy? Here's to hoping your planes suffer a technical failure or some birds fly into the engines.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 09:59 | 6174039 large_wooden_badger
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You won't see him strolling through the streets of Baltimore anytime soon, browsing for a weave and holding an oil can of Foster's in a paper bag.

He's not stupid. He knows he can let his guard down a little around white people.

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