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We still ask!?!
BTFD!!
Head and shouders coming up. Right arm pit at 2080 back up to 2100 then down to test oblivion just before the June rate raise. It's coming
The Feral Reserve will raise rates soon no matter what!
My analysis suggests that's why we've been getting so much bogus data, to give cover for a raise that they've been instructed to do (by whom is the question). Using my analysis to invest money has been known to cause accounts to decline <disclosure> but words are cheap.
I'm expecting one more bounce into the FOMC meeting next week.
And then the Fed drops the hammer on the market with a 25 bp rate hike.
i agree which probably means we're wrong but I'm stickin' wit it
transports hell look at the utility sector. -30
a sledge it will ot be, nor even a ballpeen....perhaps a tack hammer. Won't even register on the JND scale.
Yep, about time to see how high a dead cat can bounce...again....
I hope this is meant in sarcasm. There is ZERO chance of a rate increase. Talk of rate increase? 100% certaintly! LOL
Is oblivion 666 ?????
No. That's Hell. Oblivion is the Null Set. No darkness, no light, no time or space, nothing as in unimaginable after the end of the universe and time.
@deadfred
brilliant copy & paste from Fuc to Market's last shill piece
Buy
The
Fucking
Deutsche Mark
You're my favorite.
Pretty charts. BTFD, ole Yeller's got your back.
Yeah but she's sticking up your ass this time!
rising wedge on the wekly has been broken. anyone buying here will soon regret it.
Which chart?
And don't be so sure about it just yet. (see W5000)
I'll believe it when it drops some 3% from here however.
Looks like ZH called the bottom again
Shovel more coal into the boiler Janet! I said moar coal!
We broke to the downside out of the flag. The Fed said the market was "quite high".
January effect. Sell in June and mind-bend a spoon. Permanently high plateau. Transitory. Dow Theory. What can't go on, won't. ETC.
where is the seasonality? the market would taste much better with some seasonality adjustment sprinkled on it.
Dow's under 18.... Buy the freakin dip losers!
We know from 100's of years of history that only "up" works in the stock market. Up must be defended! Only up is allowed. Down does not work for anyone. Down is a bad idea. Always has been.
You leave Caitlyn Jenner out of this, you dirty Son of a Bitch!
That was funny
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this economy. Folks just need to have a little faith. If you stop spending because you're afraid, it's self-reinforcing and just shows you're a little pussy.
Perhaps a headline like
TRANNIES DOWN
Should be changed?
Bullish Bitchez in America.....
....don't buy paper unless you plan to wipe your butt with it.
Dow Theory is telling us the trend change is underway...
http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/dow-jones-industrial-averageelliott-w...
This is where the Dow is going...
http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/dow-jones-industrial-averageelliott-w...
Trannies - got all hot - thinking Bruce Jenner baby-shoes
As long as the Fed can fix things by printing more currency...we'll be fine.
The fifteen milisecond chart looks fabulous!
When the chart looks like a pirate with a squirrel on his shoulder, it's time to buy.