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"Fly Like A G7" - Caption Contest
Christine Lagarde sits at the right hand of god Obama at the G8(-1), proudly representing the great Republic of Hermes...
"Entourage 2"?
It's good to be king (in your own mind or not)
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All the Puppets in one place, how nice.
Who the fuck is that woman next to Merkel?
Oprah.
.
Where's the drone strike when you need one?
Who the fuck is that woman next to Merkel?
It's the Obamaphone lady.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio
Seriously! Who is it?
Did the Central African Republic make it into the Ghowevermany to replace Vlad?
G-7… Where seven G-spots cum together
Looney
Thank God the emperors are wearing clothes.
In this case, thank GODESS the empresses are too....
Send in the DRONES.
Our uebermenschen are the clown act.
Holy shit the body language in this picture. Everyone doing their level best to avoid appearing to acknowledge Obama's presence, while Obama does his Ferris Bueller impression in a futile attempt to make himself look less pitiful.
This is so sad.
Dangit, i only packed my 6-shooter
What man crosses their legs like that? Seriously, anyone with testicles EVER sit like that?
Split crotch trousers?
His body language just screams NARCISSIST!
"I'm just hangin' wuf ma buds... day all love me... but I can't understand why none of 'em want to talk to me... hey, I'm articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy... just ask ol' Joe Biden."
Idiocracy: The Marionette Musical.
Now that we know who the G-7 dwarfs are, who's Snow White?
Don't you love these "assholes of the world, unite !" photo ops ?
One big room, fool of bad bitches....
The black women is Michelle without any make up on
G7 must mean greater than 7 muppet characters in this production. They seem so content when surrounded by so many fools and actors.
Where's a depressed german co-pilot when you need one?
harper got photo chopped . how conv.
It's Aunt Esther, appropriate since Obama is starting to look like Redd Foxx.
Mmmmm. Gorilla cookies.
Gorilla mints is more like it...
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em."
Who is Camerom talking to, Hitler's ghost?
H'e asking Herr Dockotr Merkel for the Tums
the human infant liver pate hors d'oeuvres were served intollerably close to actual body temp,
..never sits well with too cool Dave
Plus some rapscallion server switched the blood of virgins with filthy whores blood. So there's that.
Someone in the group has lifted his wallet?
I'll take "Target-Rich Environment" for $500, Alex...
"Where's the drone strike when you need one?"
Futile endeavor. They're all just puppets. They'll just get replaced by other puppets, nothing would have changed.
You want target rich? The Interalpen Hotel about 3 days is about as target rich as it gets. Spare me the group photo of sociopathic octogenarian sodomites though.. just nuke it from orbit.
It is the only way to be sure...
Easy Rhino, this is Varible....circular error of probability zero, high order of detonation...have a nice day
Thought cloud: “The leathery man on my right might not be so bad after lights out, but I think I’ll go for the soft one on my left:
Biggest collection of out of control debters ever with the IMF lady ready to bail them out with SDR's. A perfect plan that will blow up in time. Never has a group of peoople whose actual intelligence is two standard deviations below their perceived intilligence
Looks like she has a bad case of hemorrhoids. I don't recognize her either. Maybe she's a distant relative from Kenya or Zimbabwe. Let's not count out a new czar overseeing the African Union.
/ all we can do is laugh.
Earrings indicate that it's a woman...the man spreading indicates something else...Notice Merkel's crossed-leg response?
she crosses her legs just like Oblamo.
in fact, this picture will likely get him in trouble with Mooochelle
"Who the fuck is that woman next to Merkel? "
Valerie Jarrett in blackface?
Haus, it is Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma, chairwoman of the African Union Commission and invited to the G7.
The lady next to Merkel is Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, the President of Liberia.
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/german-chancellor-merkel-welcomes-liberia-president-ellen-johnson-photo-100832332.html
The Fuck!?
Yup.
Sirleaf is actually a decent leader and has been in office since 2005/2006.
I have a good friend who is on her protective detail. They are trained by the Secret Service here in the U.S.
Despite being particularly slow at getting their act together, Liberia is a bright dot on the radar of many of the countries represented in that photo, and others NOT shown.
The natural resources available in Liberia, not the least of which are new oil and gas discoveries offshore, have peaked the interest of foreign players.
China is pouring money into the country in the form of infrastructure projects. Visit Monrovia and you would be amazed at the number of Chins' in the country. Chinese hotels, restaurants, merchants, rice farms, etc...
Not everything looks like the images coming out of West point during the Ebola crisis.
If you are into the outdoors, the interior of the country is spectacular.
Scirocco, peeking at your comment has piqued my interest.
… you SURE it’s not
Moms Mabley ?
lolol she would never...
Well she also welcomed Ms. Zuma! So as you can see some black ladies in the area!
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/g7-stands-firm-on-russ...
David Cameron. :)
WTF? Why does Cameron have his leg over Obama's? Gayfest7?
David Cameron
Banker's whores, the lot of them
ah, christine, you are one hot tranny. hell, I wanna do all of you!
There was a pick of her some time ago when she didn't have that scarf on and I swear she had an Adam's apple.
BTW, I got a great idea. Caitlyn could gift her penis to some LGBT or similar charity for auction. Seriously, somebody would pay a shit-load for it and the funds could actually be used for something constructive, unlike the rest of the entire Kardashian Narcissistic Self-Absorbed Carney Show.
I'll have more flexibiltiy after my election.
Don't get any Ideas :-)
They should fly like Bankers
Perhaps a mass JUMP!
King of the Kaputniks
What I wonder is how you can have so many puppets in one spot without their strings tangling.
Obama: "millions of tax payer dollars spent on this conference and all we get is this lousy wooden bench ?:
Merkel: "oh the bench was specially imported from the bavarian black forest, it cost more than the entire conference."
"Bring it in tight, MAH bitchez..."
John Cusack Goes Off on Obama: “Worse than Bush”
During an interview with The Daily Beast, Cusack had this to say about President Obama:
His domestic policy is a bit different, but when you talk about drones, the American Empire, the NSA, civil liberties, attacks on journalism and whistleblowers, he’s as bad or worse than Bush.
Cusack seems most displeased with the seemingly conservative way Obama has handled whistleblowers and his avoidance of journalists.
Cusack continued:
He hasn’t started as many wars, but he’s extended the ones we had, and I don’t think Dick Cheney or Richard Nixon would say the president has the right to unilaterally decide whom he can kill around the world. On Tuesdays, the president can just decide whom he wants to kill, and you know, since 9/11 there are magic words like “terror,” and if you use magic words you can justify any power grab you want.
http://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/06/john-cusack-goes-off-on-obama-wor...
Making a Grosse Pointe non-Blank.
His problem, like for most, is that he thinks that it is CIA-Obama's "policies."
He doesn't see the strings.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..
Crosses his legs like a woman.
Why would you vote this down?
I'm in negotiations to vote it down. We're just settling on the price.
Those other guys just probably work for the government.
We repatriate all down votes to UNICEF to rebuild SDR stakeholdings. Just kidding.
They think it's some sort of honor system.
Wow, The 1st pic, second seated from the right -- I thought James Brown was dead!
I FEEL GOOD; I KNEW DATT I WOULD; SO GOOD! SO GOOD, I GOT YOU!
Now Caitlyn Jenner -- Can't touch This!
Collection of sadists?
Nah . Bunch of seven Gringos . G007
Destoyed the USA, and half the world..........
Line up a firing squad in front of those Pure Evil Criminal Psychopaths & you would have Global Peace the following day.
Those are the puppets on strings,,, the real power will be meeting soon in Telfs-buchen. There's where you need to place your firing squads.
...and still no guillotines...
turns out that there is in fact a sucka born every minute...
same as it ever was...
She represents Lord Blankein and Lord Dimon.
And by she I mean he.
This is the G7, who are all those other MFers?
Politico puppets waiting for Epstein's jet to orgy island.
Looks like the phrase "E Ticket" just got redefined.
Sychophants, yes-men and other assorted hangers-on.
Muppet Movie Reunion!
i heard tiger shot an 85 the other day. i'm better than him.
Strange that he decided to sit near the pole. Must be instinct.
would ya just look at the crease in his pants??!!
i think i get what David Brooks was all ga-ga about....i just FEEL more inspired looking at that crease.
wasn't David Brooks, but world-class TeeVee asshole Chris Matthews
merkel looks at james brown and asks for some canapes
.
James Brown, using sleight of hand, slips her a canaPCP and anticipates the hilarity which will ensue.
"Deutschland's got a brand new bag!"
I can legally drone all of you anytime I want - so put up a happy face.
Like kids at camp. I signed up for archery next, what did you sign up for? Droning.
No one is talking to him, in either picture.
I'm dead sexy!
Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!
-Barak "Tony Montana" Obama
Listen Missy, would you fancy another go?
dis be mah crew!
Is that Michelle's mom on the right in the black hat?
Hey Lagarde, you're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
Look at David Cameron talking to himself; WHO ME? NO IT WAS BUSHES DOING, and not ME!
lolz yeah he looks bat shit crazy in that pic.
He looks bat shit crazy in every pic.
It looks like anyone that kiss's the narcissists hind was invited, even one of Michaels relatives let out from the alzhiemer retirement home.
Where the white women at?
No coincidence that they excluded a real man like Putin.
If he were there, Obama would not be playing homey on his street corner.
according to Putin himself, his friend Berlusconi is a real man, albeit older, and possessed by a more Latin temperament
and, interestingly, a similar bunch to this did not suffer B too well, particularly at the end of his last political spell
but a lot of this is because of Rupert Murdoch, of course, and his quest for global market penetration
Obama just needs better Press? And Rupert Murdoch caused it? Huh?
a bit fixated on Obama, eh? never mind
Luke: Is that Mos Eisley,
Obi Wan: No thats the 'G7 global gathering'. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Oh so ronery!
"OTIS!!! MY MAN!!!"
Obama loves these international confabs.
Party in pretty places. MOAR BEER!
pure evil...
Perhaps Obama was still intoxicated by that non alcohol beer that he drank with his non pork sauges when he arrived in Germany.
Before you know it they all start singing "we are the world" like these defence ministers did at a NATO meeting.
Give Merkel a few beers and she'll be singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrJ_zfENj_c
All the President's Puppets.
My family reunion 2015
Now that's funny, Jerry.
Well played Jerry! I see what you did there...family reunion...puppets... brilliant.
'When PIIGS Have Wings'
So who's the one guy that's really missing from these pics???
A warden!
I don't see Keith Richards there either.
Frau Schmidt: The Von Trapp children don't play. They march.
Has anyone seen the frog?
So the Restaurant has a waiting list, but hey were not so Hungry.
Harper only half there. How appropriate.
Next year Harper won't be there.
Maybe his challeneger will die from cancer, again.
I'm sure that was mere coincidence, like the amazingly high rate of cancer amongst the populist politicians of south america.
"People warn me, 'oh no, you shouldn't criticize the banks, that's dangerous'. I mean, what are they going to do, kill me? Well, I looked into it and it's true: the banks have people killed all the time."-Rick Mercer
"...the conservative and liberal parties, both, are too 'close' to the banks..." - (the late) J Layton
pure coincidence; has to be
Do you mean Jim Flaherty or Jack Layton.
I'm almost certain Jim was suicided too.
that's ok....he's also been only a half in Canada tooo...u might find his other half on his knees in front of ussa!
NOT EXACTLY THE SPARTANS AT THERMOPYLAE!!!!!!!!
"This is what we call the muppet shooooooow"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh_aG5MzPVM
It's good to be king (in your own mind or not)
Self-Esteem Among Young Adults: Differences and Similarities Based on Gender, Race, and Cohort (1990–2012)Consistent with prior research, we found that men had higher self-esteem than women and that Blacks had higher self-esteem than Whites, Hispanics, and Asians. The analyses, however, revealed that the gender differences in self-esteem were not found among Blacks and that the higher self-esteem of Blacks relative to other races was greater among women than among men.
http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11199-013-0295-y
Who the fuck is that woman next to Merkel?
Rosa Parks (she wouldn't give up her seat, so they let her stay)
The Afro-American woman is a crisis actor sitting in for Hope & Change.
Salz, I don't know if this is fact or funny, but I think the black lady is Obummer's Mother-in-Law that goes where ever Obummer and family goes living it up at our expense. I'm sure its not his Illegal Aunt because she's passed away with out ever being deported or having her free stuff stopped. Public housing, food stamps, EBT cards etc.
Steve Harper got photo chopped.
Obama appears to be sitting at a Greyhound bus bench, waiting for is new victim to throw under the bus.
Oops, double post.
Is anyone going to arrest Cameron for his "man spreading". Obama on the other hand has his nuts in a not- provide they haven't been removed altogether.
I have so little respect for these shits...
Is it just me, or do they all seem to be trying to out-charm each other and pretend to be oblivious to the fact that they're controlled robots, while the African lady looks into the distance with an "Oh shit! These motherfuckers are crazy!" expression?
Cameron just spotted Netanyahu and is pledging allegiance to his dick and to Israel.
Lady next to Merkel is saying, "I know what you mean Angela. When we last met, and Russia was still in, Putin said to me, 'just ignore the toffee nosed twat and eventually he'll stop monologuing'."
Guy is saying to Lagarde, "Don't tell Tusk, but I've had one of my guys saw all the heads off his golf clubs!"
Guy at back centre is saying, "You know... Great Britain... Next to France? Apparently they do that sort of thing there!"
Most indebted picnic
You gotta love RT for banging it to the western "leaders".....
"Russia has better things to do than start WW3" (OP-ED)http://rt.com/op-edge/265651-g7-russia-putin-fear
haha
Who's the one looking like Rick James in drag sitting next to Merkel?
James Brown.
That's our next POTUS. She combines the best of all campaign worlds - a minority and a woman.
With Obama's arms spread out on the bench, Cat Transjenner might be fluffing Obama to read a TOTUS Speech.