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"Fly Like A G7" - Caption Contest

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Christine Lagarde sits at the right hand of god Obama at the G8(-1), proudly representing the great Republic of Hermes...

 

"Entourage 2"?

 

It's good to be king (in your own mind or not)

 

Source: @JamesLiamCook

 

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Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:01 | 6174049 Rusputin
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Bottom picture, Tusk is saying to Abe, "Come on Abe, Barry said he'd get it out, if we got Russia out! So here you go... You and Christine owe us $1bn each if you don't ride it like Slim Pickins in Dr Strangelove."

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:02 | 6174051 Comte d'herblay
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(overheard coming from the trees in the background)

Mohammed bin laid:  "Ok, got the black guy in my sights.  What's the windage adjustment at 100 yds"?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:03 | 6174058 pokerbloker
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From first pic to second pic, Obama and Cameron have swapped places and Lagarde has become a man from the back of his head. It's a crazy freak show!

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:14 | 6174101 Atomizer
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Breaking newz, Lagarde is in competition to build a robotic penis with new tit's Bruce Transjenner.  

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:13 | 6174102 MSorciere
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Lame, tone deaf, unwanted and despicable.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:18 | 6174119 Mike Honcho
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"Where in the hell is the teleprompter!?"

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:19 | 6174129 Savvy
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The wonderful story of Henny Penny's pink blazer.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:21 | 6174137 headhunt
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'Nice buzz going here'

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:23 | 6174142 optimator
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Overhead in static, "How did George Jefferson get in here?"

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:37 | 6174151 tictawk
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the A-hole is sitting cross legged (covering his hole?)all his interviews are always cross legged. 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:30 | 6174171 Atomizer
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Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:31 | 6174173 Yen Cross
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  Since when does Aunt Jemima get invited for G-7 photo ops? I thought the caterers had their own get together in the gallows.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:41 | 6174200 q99x2
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Arrest them and try them for treason. Exile them to Somalia.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:54 | 6174235 loveyajimbo
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It is not kind to mock deeply retarded sociopath maggots.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:07 | 6174280 Quinvarius
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As long as Putin is not there, nothing serious will be accomplished.  They might as well be the voices in a crazy person's head talking in a dark room.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:14 | 6174305 DearLeaderMaobama
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If the right cheek is named Lagarde and the left cheek is named Cameron, who's the asshole?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:15 | 6174309 Die Weiße Rose
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the woman next to Merkel:

Despite the presence of 'outreach guests' from Africa at the G7 summit in Bavaria, relations between Africa and Europe can be acrimonious.

Kenyans accused the EU of using 'blackmail' to implement a recent trade deal.

http://www.dw.de/duty-free-under-duress-kenyas-trade-with-the-eu/a-18503...

G7 'almost paternalistic' in its relationship with Africa

The leaders of the world's seven major advanced economies convene at the Elmau palace hotel in Bavaria, Germany on Sunday for a two day G7 summit.

On Monday, they will hold talks with leaders from Africa. The agenda of the G7-Africa talks is expected to include preparations for the development finance summit in Addis Ababa in July.

http://www.dw.de/g7-almost-paternalistic-in-its-relationship-with-africa...

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:19 | 6174331 DearLeaderMaobama
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So it's Obama's sister from Kenya?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:26 | 6174350 Closet Boy
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G7 = Gang-Bang 7.  I would do Lagarde...even with the risk that she may have a penor  Yes, I'm a twisted fuck.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:35 | 6174380 rlouis
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Can you tell who won the liars contest?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:54 | 6174454 Bobbo
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"WE're so PRETTY, WE're SO pretty."
(sung in unison)

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 12:04 | 6174512 Who was that ma...
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Looks remarkably like the view from the "Eagle's Nest" circa 1938 but Eva Braun was better looking than any of them bitches.

BTW, what IS that thing sitting to Merkel's left?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 12:17 | 6174583 Counterpunch
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Off topic.... but when are they going to start flooding Ukraine with diversity?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 12:23 | 6174607 VWAndy
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Who forgot to flush?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 12:27 | 6174632 XitSam
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Obama: Anybody here besides me watch Game of Thrones?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 12:50 | 6174754 Who was that ma...
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Lagarde has really nice legs for a man.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:10 | 6174767 StopBeingParanoid
Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:39 | 6174996 HowdyDoody
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Why are there 9 'leaders' in the G 7?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 12:55 | 6174773 Amy G. Dala
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Goddam, he looks like an idiot.  Doesn't even try to fake it.

All of these fuckers look way too comfortable.  Please let us in on the joke, you pieces of infected vaginal yeast.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:16 | 6174854 Bam_Man
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Cameroon looks like he's getting ready to let out a HUGE beer belch.

And possibly throw up all over Merkel's lap.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:40 | 6175005 HowdyDoody
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Nah, it's his turn to pay the drinks tab, so he has got severe pains in his wallet.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 14:00 | 6175094 Racer
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They don't pay for anything... it is the sheeple who pay

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:38 | 6174991 22winmag
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Target rich environment!

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:41 | 6175006 SirBarksAlot
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"2 peons walk up to an ATM, and try to get cash.  The ATM seizes their debit card and the cash in their accounts.  And the one peon says to the other peon, 'So that's what they mean by pee-on."

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 14:15 | 6175156 Bopper09
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"The hills are alive with the sound of bullshit"

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 14:38 | 6175317 Bunga Bunga
Mon, 06/08/2015 - 15:01 | 6175458 BoPeople
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Who forgot to send the Frau the memo?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 15:31 | 6175615 Flybyknight
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Obama Thought bubble. " These guys think sanctioning Russia means reducing trade with Russia. Not for USA" 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 15:52 | 6175711 esum
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james brown next to merkel

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 17:43 | 6176080 thebigunit
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"These things used to be a lot more fun when Billy Bubb Clinton brought the bimbos."

"Hasn't Angela Merkel ever heard of lacey underwear and a mini-skirt?"

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 20:36 | 6176706 alchemisteve
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Fly like a G-7.  Fly with us ... to Keynesian Heaven!

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 00:45 | 6177361 SixIsNinE
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Oblamao :  Ghordy said Pene ... Pene  : PeneTration !   I'm In !

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