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President Obama Explains How The G-7 Solved The World's Problems (Again) - Live Feed

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From rumors of Obama's "strong dollar problem" to Grexit ("contained") and global warming (we'll just throw $100 billion at it...) President Obama explains how the G8(-1) has solved the world's problems...once more.

 

The president is due to speak at 10amET (plan accordingly)

Let's hope his exit is better than his entry...

 

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Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:05 | 6174064 SandiaMan
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FBHO

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:07 | 6174076 Haus-Targaryen
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I wonder if he gets down and dirty like this Secret Service agents do.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:12 | 6174100 Ms. Erable
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Ask Reggie. He knows.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:14 | 6174109 Soul Glow
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Reggie's pissed because Obama is going to devalue his hush money.  It's hard out there for a #1.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:30 | 6174172 Headbanger
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Why give a shit what he says?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:11 | 6174845 KnuckleDragger-X
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Well he IS a fudge packer after all.....

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:44 | 6174414 drendebe10
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More vacuous deceitful ridiculous gumflapping from the arrogant narcissistic illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic pathological liar fudgepacker.  Jeez. The chicken legged bastard loves the sound of its voice 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:14 | 6174183 Normalcy Bias
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"I wish I knew how to quit you, Reggie!"

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:05 | 6174704 JuliaS
Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:07 | 6174078 Fun Facts
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"President Obama" [USA mascott] reads scripts from a teleprompter written for him by the ZWO sycophants who are in charge.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:09 | 6174081 nightwish
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We know whose bidding these clowns are really doing. They're not even in charge.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:20 | 6174085 JustObserving
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We are going to save the World as we saved Libya - and Iraq, Syria, Somalia, Yemen, Afghanistan and Pakistan. And Ukraine is doing so much better under my leadership.

Can I have another Nobel Prize for my great leadership?

FIFA should operate with accountability - the same accountability that I show in droning women and children and wedding parties, especially double-tap droning.

Forward

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:29 | 6174164 TeamDepends
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Some folks were concerned yesterday that I attended a Bavarian sausage-fest. Well, folks should know that sausage-fests are common all over the world. In fact, the world is becoming one big sausage-fest. Now, some bitter clingers might not like....

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:25 | 6174347 cowdiddly
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You will know when the Anticrist comes because he will claim to offer the solution to fix all the problems and people will believe him.

Im digging a fallout shelter

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:12 | 6174098 ebworthen
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The sock puppet is going to explain how he and the other sock puppets care about the little people?

Why the fuck is LaGarde there?  Oh yeah, to ensure that the interests of the global bankster hegemony are adhered to.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:12 | 6174099 jay28elle
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No thank you.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:13 | 6174103 Keynesians say ...
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Our fearless leader at it again, doing what he does best, golfing, fine sausage eating, and "saving" the world again

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:17 | 6174326 lakecity55
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"Angela, these sausages are great. Can I find some still attached to German guys?"
"Ja. Let me make a few calls. Will Reggie be jealous?"
"Nah. He lets me stray while he and Michael get it on. Shit, my wife has a bigger dick than I do!"

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:13 | 6174104 Soul Glow
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MOAR RECOVERY!

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:13 | 6174108 astoriajoe
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So things are about to head south then right quick I guess.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:15 | 6174113 sudzee
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Is that Soros hidding in the crowd. I guess he is worth 2 or maybe Obama figures he is worth 3. I hope they all choak on that 15 tons of food. 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6174292 lakecity55
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IMO, Soros could not have done/achieved what he has w/o backing from the B of IS.

He is the perfect sellout. Yet, I think he feels he deserves 'moar' from his masters.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 12:41 | 6174649 earleflorida
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Hungary joins China's 'Silk Road',... and where's Georges` Vicky/Bobby-Waldo'Lews hinding-n-seeking tripartite? [B]ee it now, under the benevolent skirt'd knocks of Vlads' St. Perersburg-- Iron Balls?!?

Porky likes a Vlad knockworst thrashing once in awhile? Until Vlad finds a better Cock-sucker!!! 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:16 | 6174116 MSorciere
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Why is it every time this sad piece of work bloviates I can only think of spit balls?

 

Where's the hook?

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:17 | 6174121 Soul Glow
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He makes no comments about the daily fluctuations of the dollar.  Ever.  He knows nothing.  Nothing except last night the Finals were hella fun to watch.  Go LeBron!

He is a puppet.  Kill the bankers.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:19 | 6174130 Haka Matohi
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I wish he would play more golf and keep his mouth shut.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:20 | 6174132 BeaverCream
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Good thing we won dubya dubya two!  Look at all these winners!  MURIKA!

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:26 | 6174153 Bell's 2 hearted
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How convenient

 

G7 in germany

 

Bilderberg annual meeting starts tomorrow in austria

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:08 | 6174284 lakecity55
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"G7 here, standing by to receive Orders. Over."
"Roger. Stand by. Over."

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:27 | 6174156 stant
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No leadership in DC just tv sound bites

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:27 | 6174160 MFL8240
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Total embarrasment!

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:39 | 6174394 Dominus Ludificatio
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Barak Banana projects such a friendly image of the monster within.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:33 | 6174177 q99x2
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Now that he's out of the country there is no need to let him back in. Maybe he'll refuse to come back.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:39 | 6174196 Everybodys All ...
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Paging banzai ... Obama as the real American pharaoh horses ass.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:45 | 6174209 WTFUD
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Hurrah for Barry! He can now push through the Secret Trade Agreements unhindered.

A real PLANK is O'Toole.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:54 | 6174234 Fiat agnostic
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If more sanctions against Russia are being demanded for its involvement in Ukraine what would be a fitting international response for decimating Iraq, Libya, Syria and the balance in the Middle East? Oh wait - I know - The Nobel Peace Prize! Nothing could better illustrate the blind hypocrisy and outrageous double standards than this. The U.S. is responsible for so much pain and suffering yet their noble leader offers a sanctimonious and patronising view on Russia! It makes me want to barf....

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:16 | 6174873 HowdyDoody
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Porky Shankso (aka Butcher of Kiev), the US-installed leader of Ukraine, is pressurising the US to propose him for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:58 | 6174236 Atomizer
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A post from the Market Ticker. Apparently, June 30 is the deadline. Cannot validate these military exercises. Nothing came over my radar last week. 

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=230216

Disruption of commercial planes would of been something told. I think the Jewish cunt is creating false propaganda.

Little does he know, we send foreign aid to the red stepchild Israeli country. Were is his claiming to receive investments to begin a new war? And using who's monies to begin a dry run war drill? Again, if commercial air space was jeopardized, it would of been all over the news. 

I don't believe this skull cap lying piece of shit. 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:57 | 6174247 Seal
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Obomba doesn't know anything  about finance - he's a foreign policy expert

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:04 | 6174265 asfffasfff
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take back your word "expert"

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:07 | 6174277 Dr. Engali
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He doesn't know anything about his area of "expertise" either.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:16 | 6174315 TBT or not TBT
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All he needs to know is America bad, former imperialist west bad, Islamists good, chaos good.  

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:31 | 6174363 lakecity55
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Bath House: "Our Islamic Agents will spread over America. Heads will roll."
"The fools let me open the borders. It's good the NSA had the Blackmail we needed."

George: "America must be crushed and the earth salted. Any nation not dedicated to Satan must be eliminated."

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:16 | 6174318 Atomizer
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Seal, no disrespect. Foreign policy is a vanguard of finance. Under this current ponzi scheme. If you don't know were to funnel the next laundering money operation to cover your tracks, you don't belong in economics or foreign policy.

This is why we exist. Ending fraud means to the end is our specialty.  

Good luck. We have already set a fire under their feet. It's fun to watch the pissing and moaning. Winks. 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 10:58 | 6174253 Berspankme
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Such a worthless douchebag the magic knee grow

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:07 | 6174276 lakecity55
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"The US is destroyed, my job here is done."
"Welcome to the UN, Mr Secretary-General."

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:11 | 6174294 kchrisc
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Z-7.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:12 | 6174297 L Bean
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And not a shoe-thrower in sight.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:15 | 6174312 cheech_wizard
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>plan accordingly

I keep lobbying work for a beer dispenser just for such occasions, but they haven't come through yet.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:21 | 6174333 Pliskin
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If there's ANYONE giving a bad name to black people and muslims it's this piece of shit.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:54 | 6174455 kchrisc
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He is not black. He is not a Muslim.
He is a CIA controlled, neocon tool of Zion.

That he is a black, Muslim socialist/Marxist is what power would like us to believe--"Kool Aide."

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

So I have been carping to my dad since 2008 that CIA-Obama is a CIA manchurian candidate and neocon Oval Office seat warmer. I told him to expect the usual neocon tools and puppets to rise out of the muck toward the end of his regime. Indeed, my dad has commented on this prevailing trend of late. Then last night he surprisingly told me that, "There are Jews popping up everywhere in the propaganda media. All promoting the right and neocons. Weren't there a lot of Jews in Bush Jr.'s regime?" Well, look who just won a chicken dinner.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:21 | 6174335 earleflorida
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yeah

backed by the full-faith of the 'Zimbabwe Government's Central Bank?'

what a '[f]tool...

http://zimbabwedollars.net/products/zimbabwe-trillions-set

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:27 | 6174337 lakecity55
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Reggie: "call for you. The Boss."
Bath House: "George! Good to hear from you."
George: "Have you secured the TPP?"
BH: "I think so. Wait until America wakes up next week and finds out they are in a duplicate of the EU!"
George: "Excellent. I will inform The Committee. We will have to speed up production of Ameros. You will have to make a speech before the EMPs go off. You were our perfect agent. The Chinese troop ships are ready to load. America will fall into our hands like a ripened fruit."

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:12 | 6174849 earleflorida
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nice!

;-)

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:31 | 6174361 Atomizer
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Did Obama mention the Club of Rome or Committee of 300 during his speech? 

Club of Rome 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7AAmL_Ywhuw

Committee of 300. 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R9HZvsliT5E

 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:32 | 6174369 large_wooden_badger
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BHO in perfect German: "I want to kiss you where it's dirty, but not in Cleveland."

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:32 | 6174370 lisacolnett
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Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:34 | 6174375 WTFUD
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No matter what you think about G7 , it creates growth year on year. There were 20k Military Police plus another 400 spooks, well up on last year with a budget of high $10's of millions.

Money well invested with some of the finest brains on display,NOT.

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 13:03 | 6174813 Sandmann
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Between £109 million and £200 million for 2 days !

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:36 | 6174383 lakecity55
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"Of course you know, this will mean War."

--Rednecks of America

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:39 | 6174402 vegas
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POS Liar; thank you Emperor Goebbels for today's propaganda piece.

 

www.traderzoo.mobi

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 11:43 | 6174410 datura
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Do you think Putin missed being at this meeting of fools? Hardly, he has much better things to do. At the same time as G7 meeting (coincidence?), the first parliamentary summit of the BRICS is taking place. The BRICS rotatory presidency is now held by Russia. And unlike Obama and his G7 puppets, these people mean business. In a message to the BRICS summit, Russian President Vladimir Putin on Monday said dialogue between BRICS legislators is “a timely and important step in developing the BRICS group, which brings together five large and influential countries. This is particularly important today, when many issues in modern international relations are complex in nature and call for the combined efforts of state authorities and civil society."

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 18:21 | 6175119 Sauerkraut-Opinion
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Anyway Obama left a better business card than G. W. Bush - although I'm arware about Obamas tight affinity to NSA, might be people like Soros etc.... Regarding foreign affairs (e. g. Urkaine) most of the US-Presidents somehow behaved like a bull in a china shop - at least in Bavaria problems were far away.

Anyway one should respect that Obama at least tried his best to fight for more social rights in the U. S., retreat of costly (and useless) military in Afghanistan and Irak etc.... - especially a president in the White House is far away from omnipotence against bankers interests, weapons lobbyists etc...

What I reject and regret profoundly here in the forum are the insults against Obama - right up to pure racism. I think this is not the level Zerohedge should tolerate free opinion. 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 14:25 | 6175217 Truly Inspiration
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360.000.000 Euro!!!

360 Million Euros taxpayer money spent for two days - with no outcome at all. We Germans don't deserve better - we are just stupid idiots allowing this to happen.

Just one reason why they organized the G7 in this area. Next weeks the Bilderberger meet across the valley in Austria! 

Mon, 06/08/2015 - 15:00 | 6175452 BoPeople
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The G7, a mutual admiration society.

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