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Russian Nuclear Bombers Grounded After Plane Skids off Runway, Injures Crew

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A Russian Tu-95 has overshot the runway after taking off in Russia’s Far East, resulting in injuries to several crewmembers. The four-engine Tu-95 (NATO codename Bear) is a long-range strategic bomber capable of carrying nuclear warheads.

As RT reports, the accident has prompted the Russian Defense Ministry to temporarily freeze all flights carried out by the aircraft.

"The accident occurred during a practice flight at the Ukrainka airfield in the Amur region at 17:00 Moscow time,” said the Russian Defense Ministry. “The Tu-95 overran the runway during acceleration. There was no ammunition onboard. According to preliminary information, a fire in the engine was the cause behind the accident.”

 

“While leaving the aircraft, several crew members received injuries of various severity and were hospitalized,” the Ministry representative added, who mentioned it was about to take-off on a practice flight.

 

A special commission from the Air Force command arrived at the scene to investigate the incident. Under the Air Force commander-in-chief’s decree, Russia’s whole fleet of Tu-95s will remain grounded until the investigation is complete, a press release from the Defense Ministry stated.

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Combine this 'crash' with the strange mushroom cloud that was seen over the city of Tyumen in south central Russia...

And no wonder the country's social media erupted in World War 3 panic fears.

 

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Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:45 | 6179649 FreeShitter
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Outdated tech.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:52 | 6179682 Bunghole
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Sure it is.

Just wait for the first EMP to hit and see what happens to the US fly by wire technology.

We'll be scrambling to find an old B-29 to get those nukes in the air.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:53 | 6179687 edotabin
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Rumsfeld did it.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:55 | 6179700 jefferson32
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Did you see this American in Donbass?
http://youtu.be/UZHkYs9C14A

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:06 | 6179747 stacking12321
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now is our chance to strike, mr president!

if we were to launch a full scale pre-emptive nuclear strike, we could win this thing with modest casualties - 10 million, tops!

 

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:48 | 6179917 madcows
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great movie... dr strangelove

nuclear war is great if you're they guy in the bunker with 100 women to repopulate with.  might suck otherwise.  of course, life in a bunker with 100 women might suck too.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:56 | 6179960 Calmyourself
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Wait until their periods all sync up 6 months in or so, you will pray for radiation sickness..

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 04:59 | 6181645 Morbid
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long tampax..

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 18:56 | 6180613 bobbdobbs
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I work with all women...trust me, it sucks ;)

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:09 | 6179758 Haus-Targaryen
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Powerful video.  

I am surprised Minsk II is still holding together.  I can only assume Russia is telling them stand down and wait for the Ukies to strike.  I assume the Ukies are trying to get the Russians to strike to look like the bad guys.  

People with lots of weapons poking each other.  Both sides want this conflict, the question is when and where will it start?  

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:18 | 6179793 pods
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I watched it as well. 
What always gets me is the common man everywhere just wants his little place to call home and be left the fuck alone.

Then along comes government...............

pods 

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:29 | 6179839 Payne
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Engine failure at 100 feet on takeoff is a scary flight regime for a pilot.  Wheels are up but you have to fly the aircraft around the pattern to land.  Engine failure at 50 feet usually you land again and probably run off the runway.  Sounds like they followed procedures.  It is normal to ground all aircraft until you  have an idea of what happened.  All normal.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:50 | 6179924 Arnold
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Bears have been around a long time.

Propellers for christ's sake.

 

wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-95

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:58 | 6179964 Calmyourself
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Counterrotating 11 foot monster propellers awesome aircraft..

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:16 | 6180036 just the tip
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can you repeat please?  i've got 11 foot counterrotating propellers in background.  do you copy?  can not read you.  11 foot monster propellers chopping through air.  loud as fuck.  can you repeat?

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:52 | 6180362 Five8Charlie
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A modern turbofan engine is _almost_ as fuel efficient as the piston engines used at the end of the second world war.  Propellers on aircraft will always have a niche.

What killed the piston engine was the lack of reliability/ short life compared to jet engines. 1000 hours on a high performance piston - 25,000 on a modern jet. TU-95 are turboprop, not piston, but the efficiency is still there compared to a turbofan.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 18:43 | 6180565 A Nanny Moose
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But piston props sound so beautiful

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:56 | 6179703 Headbanger
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WTF?   No fire suppression system on them?

Should have lifted off,  shut down bad engine, climb out to dump fuel while activating fire suppression,  land aircraft or eject.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:03 | 6179735 stant
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They were just upsized b29s with turbo prop engines anyway . And not much better than a b36

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:11 | 6179994 Headbanger
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Knowing what caused the Kursk disaster,  it's got to be a maintenance issue causing this TU-95 engine fire.
And that's why they're grounded so the Russian AF can review and revise maint schedules and procedures

BTW: Great video on B-57 Canberra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7C7soGMIhY

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:39 | 6180321 stant
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B 36 crews 1949 "6 turnin 4 burnin" 1959 " 1 smoking 2 chocking 1 on fire and 2 unaccounted for"

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:02 | 6179729 El Vaquero
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It's not the bombers that we or Russia needs to worry about.  It's the ICBMs and especially the SLBMs.  Those are hardened.  If not, they wouldn't fly with or without EMP.  And not all of them need to work to do the trick. 

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:55 | 6179951 Arnold
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Subs.

They got a few, operational and non operational on the sea floor.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_submarine_K-129_%281960%29

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:59 | 6179968 El Vaquero
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It only takes one that is functioning.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:30 | 6180067 Max Steel
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NOT few but many are operational moreover you forgot to add irbm's .

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:28 | 6180073 DarthVaderMentor
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Once in flight, EMP won't be a factor. Ballistics will take it to near the target and atmospheric backup trigger is all mechanical inertial targeting after SS4 model.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:13 | 6179771 Falling Down
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+1 for the B-29 part.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:30 | 6180290 stant
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The tu 4 was a exact copy of b29s that flew to Russia after battle damage from raids on Japan. The tu 95 can trace its lineage to those ac

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 18:48 | 6180584 A Nanny Moose
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Soviet owed much of their technology and manufacturing to US (Ford/GAZ etc.)

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:03 | 6179981 roadhazard
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Looks like Russia goes down even without an EMP. Puuuuutinn !

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:24 | 6180058 DarthVaderMentor
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Can't use the B-29 after an EMP. Unprotected vaccum tube avionics and control system motors. You'll have to go to to a B-24 or a B-17 for heavy bombing. No big EMP on the fission side, that's why Enola Gay and Bock's Car worked. Maybe a B-36, since they did shield that monster for EMP a little.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:58 | 6179693 Paveway IV
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I'm so glad this didn't happen in the U.S.

I would hate to have my ZH browsing interrupted by DHS Stazi in full tac kicking in my front door, killing my dog and cuffing her, paralyzing my my kids while kneeling on their necks, and waiving their Israeli-made machine-guns at me screaming "...Show your hands! Get on the fucking ground. NOW, ASSHOLE..."

They would later begrudgingly explain that my house was near the cloud and they were conducting house-by-house Patriot Act Sweeps for any terrorists carrying nuclear backpacks.

"We don't have to explain anything to you fucker... OBEY US!"

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:24 | 6179812 Freddie
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F-35 is state of the art (sic) but it:

1. Can't fly.

2. Can't fly in the rain.

3. Will go down in flames if it gets hit with a .22 or small (and big) shrapnel.

4. 9 to 11 million lines of software code is not done or debugged.

5, Can't turn, can't run, can't fight and stealth is a scam.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:59 | 6180405 Five8Charlie
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it's pretty good at destroying budgets....

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 18:53 | 6180604 A Nanny Moose
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Too cheap to bankrupt The State....unfortunately.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 08:09 | 6181844 RaceToTheBottom
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So they can still sell them to some tribe in Africa where they roll them down opposing hills at each other.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:42 | 6179895 drendebe10
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It's Bush's fault..

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 18:04 | 6180426 Iwanttoknow
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Yes fuckface,it is Bush's fault.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 19:45 | 6180788 robertsgt40
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Probably missed its 5000mi oil change. Might need to sharpen those props while they're at it. 

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:47 | 6179656 silverer
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This is why you drill and train.  Even the best in every field have one of these once in a while.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:47 | 6179658 NoDebt
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John McCain was quoted as saying "We need to attack them NOW.  While their defenses are down!"

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:52 | 6179675 Dr. Engali
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Looks like you've pissed off a couple Mcshitstain lovers.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:56 | 6179696 NoDebt
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You ain't doin' so bad in that department yourself, my friend.  (I down-voted you, just so this whole damned thing looks as bad as it possibly can.)

And guess who down-voted this post?  Me!

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:58 | 6179715 BrocilyBeef
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< Lots of trolls with upvotes. 

< Lots of trolls with downvotes. 

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:03 | 6179727 Dr. Engali
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I down voted both of us just for good measure. The down vote is the new up vote. Kind of like common core is the new math. 

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:04 | 6179738 El Vaquero
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Junkfest?  Count me in!  I downvoted you, um, just because.I'm going to downvote myself too.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:08 | 6179756 stacking12321
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being a contrarian, i upvoted you

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:15 | 6179772 Dr. Engali
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Troublemaker. I don't know if I should down vote you or up vote you, so I'm abstaining.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:26 | 6179818 pods
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Alright, I'm in!

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:33 | 6179858 El Vaquero
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Junked!

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:37 | 6179872 LoadedBakedPotato
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Down you go

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:40 | 6179884 madcows
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If youre abstaining, then you are still making a choice, no?

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 18:18 | 6180477 stant
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Make sense , bad news is good news yada yada

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 20:03 | 6180836 Amraphel
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i still want a question mark

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:28 | 6179833 Freddie
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Who?  Attack the USS Forrestal that McCain almost sunk?  

Or attack the USS Liberty whom his father recalled F-4 Phantoms scrambled to save the crew of the USS Liberty.

Pappy Adm McCain then had the US Navy slowly sail to the aid of the USS Liberty, probably hoping the crew and witnesses were dead.

Who were the first people to arrive at the USS Liberty to offer aid to dying AMERICAN sailors? - The Russian Navy. 

A navy with white christian sailors.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:52 | 6179931 DarthVaderMentor
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Freddie, that was a great comment!

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:50 | 6179667 kaiserhoff
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No more vodka with your flight planning, Yuri.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:33 | 6180085 Max Steel
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lol cue in soviet jokes . Downvote is the new upvote . /sar

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:04 | 6180086 Max Steel
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.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:51 | 6179670 Dr. Engali
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Those planes have  been flying for 60 years. Grounding the whole fleet seems excessive for one incident.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:50 | 6179923 DarthVaderMentor
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We just grounded most of our FA-18 fleet because of corrosion. That design is only 45 years old!

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:51 | 6179672 pods
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Thunderhead forming.  Cloud uplift hit the tropopause and is spreading out in the anvil pattern.

Or, a slow motion nuke with no effects.  Maybe they can call that a "heat nuke?"  /s

Combine that with a plane not being able to achieve liftoff due to engine fire and you have a nice, filling nothingburger.

pods

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:06 | 6179744 El Vaquero
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This is in Russia.  If it had been a nuke going off, somebody would have caught it on their dashcam. 

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 08:13 | 6181853 RaceToTheBottom
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Someone just starting their barbecue with some gas....

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:53 | 6179938 Kirk2NCC1701
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Lemme guess... Another Ammunition Factory and Depot had an "accident".

Fifth Column creates Mushroom Colum.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:41 | 6180111 pods
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Makes sense.  Not sure what day the "nuke went off", but it was in the 80s on the 6th, then cooled way down. Cold front passing=T-storms.

http://www.accuweather.com/en/ru/tyumen/291102/june-weather/291102

pods

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 14:54 | 6179691 Since Lehman
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Flash: FLIGHT DECK TRANSMISSION recording

 

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.

Captain Oveur: Roger!

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.

Captain Oveur: Roger!

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Victor Basta: Request vector, over.

Captain Oveur: What?

Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.

Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.

Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!

Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.

Tower voice: Over.

Captain Oveur: Roger.

Roger Murdock: Huh?

Tower voice: Roger, over!

Roger Murdock: What?

Captain Oveur: Huh?

Victor Basta: Who?

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:06 | 6179743 youngman
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If you overshoot the end of the runway....I dont think you have taken off.....just sayin....

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:07 | 6179748 The Delicate Genius
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What a pretty cloud.  A real nuke/mushroom cloud would be a lot windier..  and warmer..  and move pretty fast, but I can see how you'd be freaked out given these interesting times we live in.

 

As for a plane skidding off a runway - not sure why its news, happens all the time. 

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:38 | 6180101 Max Steel
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To satisfy mp.net fluffers that russian military is outdated and junk /sarc

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:22 | 6179799 SolarSystem1932
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"overshot the runway after taking off..."

Make up your mind.

Did it take off?

Or did it overshoot the runway BEFORE taking off...

GD writers.

 

EDIT:

Credit to
youngman

You got there first.


Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:57 | 6180172 bid the soldier...
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TASS put it this way:

Russian strategic bomber overruns take-off runway as one of engines catches fire.

ZH appreciates your monitoring the work of some of its bedbuggy writers

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:04 | 6180199 bid the soldier...
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with an engine on fire the bomber did not have enough oumph to get off the ground.  It probably had many more nukes on board than it was designed to take off with.

It was to bomb every soccer stadium in America, so that the US would not be able to host the 2018 World Cup.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:20 | 6180234 Arnold
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Damn the Clinton / FIFA bitchez.

Truely a Carterseque moment.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:45 | 6179857 DarthVaderMentor
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Can't be an air or suface detonation of a Nuke. No flash was reported which must happen as the typical Beryllium-Polonium fission trigger gets going and speeds up the interstage for the "big show" fusion reaction. Even at that distance, there's surely be some hurt people with at least some heavily impaired retinas and no one has reported that. There would be plane wrecks, car wrecks, children with skin burns, etc. EMP effects even as far as 200 miles away.

The Bear problem is another unrelated but interesting problem. I'll bet they have a problem like bad brakes or weakened load structures due to corrosion due to extended operational lifetimes and rust like the one that's grounded nearly all of our FA-18's. IIRC, there's been no new design to replace that 65 year old design big bird yet. It's almost as old as the Gooney Bird!

 

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:47 | 6180127 PLira
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The cloud is called a Lenticular Cloud. While not common neither are they rare.

As for the Aircraft running off the runway, I doubt that is the real story as Russia rarely, if ever comments on thier military mishaps. Why they let this one out of the bag and tell the world that the bomber fleet is grounded is beyond me.This likeley happened at a military base so the chances of this leaking out are miniscule.

What I would like to know is "what are they up to" by floating this story?

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 18:24 | 6180501 BeansMcGreens
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Cover story most likly for something such as refitting or even loading actual bombs. Sort of like john kerry and his biking accident.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:40 | 6179887 NoWayJose
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Probably just ducking a stray Ukrainian SAM missile. After all, no one seems to be able to track those buggers...

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:43 | 6179899 David Wooten
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Presumably Russia has other means of nuke delivery besides propeller-driven aircraft so please don't get any dumb ideas, neocons.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 05:14 | 6181651 squid
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You do realize those are turbo props?

 

Squid

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:45 | 6179905 NoWayJose
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That's no nuke - looks more like the PetroDollar exploding as it gets replaced by the PetroYuan!

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:10 | 6180009 Arnold
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Nice, let's see if it holds together NWJ.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:49 | 6179920 Kirk2NCC1701
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About those mushroom clouds...

That's what you get when you combine matter + anti-matter -->  Pure Energy*.  Via conversion of matter into energy, using E=mc2.

 

* Spock moonlighting on an 1980s pop song with a UK band.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 19:43 | 6180265 bid the soldier...
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White House residence 4am 

"I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and..."

Mitchelle

Wake up, nigger, what you singing for?

Obama

I'se happy, Mitchelle.  I might be the first and only Negra to start a world war.

Mitchelle.

You da stupidest pickaninny ever.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 08:17 | 6181868 RaceToTheBottom
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No 2AM call goes to the White House....
It goes to the Money House

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:51 | 6179925 teslaberry
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maybe they are testing atmospheric or surface nuclear weapons and they need a cover story ; they had an 'accident'. 

 

i believe above ground nuclear testing and atmospheric testing are banned in the salt or start treaty. but i know they are banned. 

 

maybe they used the weapon to send a massive wave of particles and xrays at a sattelite or high altitutde surveillance rocket . 

 

or maybe worse, they were testing tactical subkiloton nuclear artillery that we knwo the u.s. tested many years ago. or testing a smart nuke bomb or something . hey. a kiloton is a kiloton.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:13 | 6180024 Arnold
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"......taking off in Russia’s Far East,"

 

norks

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 15:53 | 6179933 Spectre
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Bet we have crashed more B52's than they have the TU-95's, and that clearly is a T-Storm cell building in the picture.  This is a hyper bullshit article.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:20 | 6180049 libertysghost
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I know...in the midwest you see clouds like that pop up time to time 7 or 8 months of the year.  

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 16:41 | 6180113 Raul44
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I dont know but to me, that cloud really look authentic as from the nuke. Or can there be such a natural event(doubt so)?

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:05 | 6180159 Arnold
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Topped out at a thermocline around 25,000 feet.

A picture guess is worth shit.

not a nuke.

No good date, time or location on any of it.

There are many more tells , including seismology , that will tell you soon.

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:10 | 6180200 Mike Masr
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Not all bombers are grounded!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxgQaRq-f6c

 

 

 

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 17:38 | 6180316 Ginsengbull
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Been a lot of aircraft problems there lately.

 

Maybe the lousy fuel mix they are getting from their "refineries".

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 18:19 | 6180478 Hope Copy
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cumulonimbus... BLOODY 20KM+

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 19:00 | 6180635 bobbdobbs
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perhaps they are out of service so they can be loaded with bombs?

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 19:23 | 6180719 Bobbo
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Perhaps they were testing Woodpecker at the same time they were taking off?

 

[ search 'woodpecker' at http://www.cheniere.org/books/analysis/history.htm ]

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 19:30 | 6180746 PRDUDE
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Got buzzed by them many times in the 80's. Were told if we are atleast 5 miles away, we can servive the wave that will roll us past the capsize angle. Last one I saw was 500 ft agl lmao!!!

Tue, 06/09/2015 - 19:54 | 6180815 bullchit
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Putin's got this....

http://tcbp.net/daJ

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 01:10 | 6181477 onmail
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Sunset clouds also look like mushroom shaped nuclear bomb blast.

Once upon a time I saw it with my own eyes & started thinking the same way.

If it was a nuke blast, the cars would not be running because the EMP whould have made them all standstill. 

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 01:17 | 6181488 onmail
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Cold war is so HOTTTTTT.

Mabbee Russia should drop a sexdoll shaped as Putin on white house with a penis shaped small nuclear device. 

BarackHomoObama will squat over it and with the momemt of insertion the device will give him the best orgasm in the world with the out of body experience .

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