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"All Clear" Issued After White House Briefing Room Evacuated Following Bomb Threat
All Clear apparently...
- *WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING ROOM WAS EVACUATED ON BOMB THREAT: EARNEST
- *WHITE HOUSE GIVES ALL CLEAR ON BRIEFING ROOM
- *SECRET SERVICE QUICKLY MADE SURE ROOM WAS SAFE, EARNEST SAYS
- *BOMB THREAT WAS PHONED IN, EARNEST SAYS
The @WhiteHouse daily briefing will resume shortly after the Brady Briefing Room has been cleared. Hopefully wont be long.
— Josh Earnest (@PressSec) June 9, 2015
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BREAKING: US Secret Service interrupts White House press briefing to evacuate briefing room.
— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) June 9, 2015
US Secret Service agents conduct K-9 sweep of White House Briefing Room pic.twitter.com/WDGYl7Ym9X
— Jesse Rodriguez (@JesseRodriguez) June 9, 2015
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Reporters told to assemble on West Exec Drive. Interesting: WH staff not visibly evacuated. I only see reporters pic.twitter.com/4DXehYcXzt
— Jonathan Karl (@jonkarl) June 9, 2015
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Tee time.
They found out someone was going to ask a non-scripted question.
What was the topic?
the Truth must have been spoken.
Who cut the cheese?!
Budd Dwyer-type incident. Hopefully.
OR... They wanted to end the last press conference dramatically because it's the last one that will ever be held before Obama declares himself King and cancels all future elections.
King? I thought he was going for American Pharoah?
no, he just wants to suck american pharoah off. the reason for the evacuation is somebody forgot the astroglide
All clear? Whew.
Didn't even budge the needle on my giveafuckometer.
pods
It budged mine a little bit. I was concerned there wouldn't be a bomb..... and I was right.
Must be that the anti-terrorist software is not good at discerning jive?
"Dat briefing room is da bomb!"
Write another check to Booz Allen Hamilton, that outta fix it.
pods
you know what a shame is. a bussload of politicians going off a 1000 ft cliff with an empty seat.
Secret Service agent caught a kid flying a model plane nearby...
Or worse..... selling lemonade.
couda been one of those amish terrorist threatening to sell some of that terrorist milk.
My thought exactly.
moochelle''s lunch program. hard hitting stuff.
Amerika
Why is everything a lie?
All it took.
"...They found out someone was going to ask a non-scripted question..."
That actually does happen on occasion, usually followed by a quick finger amputation or knee-capping to warn other lone-wolf stenographers.
The thing that would instantly make the White House go full-retard is if someone was going to give a non-scripted answer.
Has anyone asked why the Royal Saudi Air Force carried out missions near Baghdad supporting trapped ISIS fighters the other day? Or maybe why Assad captured dozen or so Saudi and Qatari officers in Syria? Someone is eventually going to ask why Saudi Arabia hasn't formally declared war on "...all those that oppose our Wahhabi head-choppin' caliphate and ISIS martyrs..." Saudi Arabia and ISIS are our frenemies - how the hell could we respond to that?
It would be pretty shocking to see the Secret Service rush in and put a bullet in Dee Dee Meyers' head for spilling the beans. You just know she's about ready to crack - look at her eyes! It's a lot less messy to just have a fake bomb threat, tranquilize her and sent to 'the farm' for a little electroshock and R&R.
Dee Dee - you were suppose to be on OUR side... what happened?
Meanwhile, spokesperson/liar Josh Earnest refused to answer the first reporter's question when they returned to their seats: "Who covered up the news organization cameras?" The reporter said the cameras are privately owned and someone ordered the cameras covered. Earnest did not answer the question, claiming he had also been asked to leave the press briefing room. No other area of the White House was evacuated. The real question could be: What did someone leave in the White House press room that would cause Obozo to stage a false flag bomb scare to evacuate the press room?
I'm thinking that since they covered the cameras, someone in security realized that something damaging was in plain view during the conference. Most likely some embarrassing object and not a lethal one. Let the guessing begin.
"...Most likely some embarrassing object and not a lethal one..."
I'm telling ya' - it's Dee Dee Meyers. I think they killed her and replaced her with a clone.
Someone ordered the extra large bbq bean side dish at Willie's yesterday!
Silent but violent Bitchez! Can't wait to read this thread in a couple hours after all the ZHers have a chance to comment...
False flag in the WH Press Room? I hope none of the bomb dogs get hurt, but if that room blew up, I don't think it would ruin my day
ALL HAIL CHUMBA
..... the fudgepacker cut the cheese....
Obama and Reggie needed some quiet time together.
Who farted?
Michelle?
It was that one that Larry Summers (in foto) stained his underpants with a few years back (that still lingers to this day). Smelliest fart Since Lehman
http://www.bagnewsnotes.com/files/.a/6a00d8341cc90353ef01116852cd50970c-...
Because someone was planning on asking more questions about the Clinton Foundation and its role in facilitating arms deals in Libya prior to Bengazi.
Lol......... The "press" asking real questions. I nominate your post for funniest comment of the day.
bada bing
Durrrrr, Bullash
off topic, but that must have been one hellacious bicycle wreck john kerry was in. haven't seen old horseface since it happened.
Hes been moved to an Elmers manufacturing facility and is being watched closely.
I dont know the veracity of this... http://www.eutimes.net/2015/06/obama-made-secret-boston-visit-as-kerry-r...
So bad, that crutches were out of the question.. Like a child who exagerates illness to skip school or something.
Must have had an encounter with the same threadmill that got Harry Reid.
And no one misses him, but he'll have to play a lot of ketchup when he returns to his office.
/rimshot
I thought I saw him this past weekend at the bellmont. Wasn't John "Materiality" Kerry sniffing some good horse ass while bringing up the rear?
Reggie is walking around WH in nothing but a thong and flip flops so they need to evacuate press to prevent any leaks
If that place was evacuated 24/7 , 365 , i wouldn't feel so bad paying taxes...I would, but atleast nothing would get signed. We can dream.
Malfunctioning teleprompter(s).
sorry. it was me. i had to oversized burrito with all the fixings.
Michelle saw a cockroach
She looked in the mirror?
Then she hurriedly scurried back under the fridge.
Suspicious package- they found an actual journalist
Obama farted and it smelled like Reggie Love jizz. It got akward. People left.
Note to Obama: never eat beans before a press conference.
Failed bond auction! Paychecks bounced
Someone got caught trying to sneak in the truth.
Nah, he brought back some limburger & cut it.
Critically high levels of flatulence. Lot of oraltory going on.
There was no evacuation. The dude walked in and said "All of ya's get the fuck outta here".
Joe Biden's farts are classified.
Hidden mics discovered. Those wascal Russians!
Is the 21st century bolshevik purge beginning? "Yes everyone, line up right here...okay now look straight ahead".
Another naked man with a knife or a drone delivering mail.
Helps keep the masses in fear when the "leadership" appears fearful too. Helps uphold the lie.
Blame it on the rain, blame it on the snow, blame it on the bombs, blame it on the white man, blame it on Bush, blame it on Millennials, blame it on everything but the real problem. Central Banking, a bankrupt government run by crooks and theives, and Keynesian economics that require war for a measly key bump and a hookers ass to slap.
The teleprompter went down with the lies, oops I mean official narrative. Let's evacuate can't let any of the true narrative out.
All clear given, so now stawks can rise
That Joe Biden is quite a jokester!
A working class terrorist was on the grounds so they say...
he’s on his way to guantanamo so they’re all safe now but it was a close call...
It became clear he wasn’t a state official when lobbyists surrounded him and tried to hand him bags of cash money and he wouldn’t take it.
needless to say... alarms went off, panick set in, Obama is now late for his 12 hour a day gold game and there was a teleprompter that promted without being read...
In fact...
you could compaire Obama with Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy as his life was on the balance there...
just like them... but because he’s a better president than all of them put together, he survived the ordeal...
Somebody needs to blow up a golf course that will get the purse opened up good , they will have hooter girls for tsa workers and Reggie for obo
Thank god they haven't had to evacuate the poofster room where Reggie resides and Obie spends the nights
Just another attempt to make the world look dangerous, our rulers threatened, and push for moar war.
Ha ha ha just as I said in the Russian oil for Yuan terrorist threat in 5,4 ,3..... The lunatics are so predictable lol
Next a guy named Vizzini is going to kidnap a princess from the WH and blame it on Guilder.
How the fuck do you even "phone in" a bomb threat anymore? Does the White House briefing room have a direct line? 1-800-BUL-SHIT?
No, Michelle was running around the WH screaming, "I'm coming out, I'm coming out! Bruce Jenner did it, so can I."
The problem really is that they should not have to evacuate ANY room in the White House to check for bombs. The front end security should screen and prevent even the most remote chance of a bomb getting in. Of course, the issue with that might be that there are too many "down home" folks with privileged access that don't want to be bothered with security checks and TSA-like groping.
Was it really a bomb threat, or was it a reporter asking a tough question (for a change) that the White House didn't want to answer?
"WH staff not visibly evacuated."
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Were they invisibly evacuated?
Am I the only guy that would love to see Obama blow up in a big ball of sh1tt and flame during one of his doublespeak sessions?
Some terrorist was about to ask a hard ball question.
Interesting ploy to get all the press proudly displayed in front of the WH for a nice drive-by...
This scam together with that recent airport scam should justify NSA for the stupid.
"Gentlemen, you cant fight in here. This is the War Room." Dr. Strangelove movie.
Any updates on John Kerry's gunshot wound?