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How Do You Spell "Irony" In Japanese?

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Bank of Japan Governor Kuroda has managed to do it again. In his now daily missives on "deflation mindset being over", "economy is on the right track", "QQE is working", and his best yet "BoJ has no plan to finance government debt", Kuroda unleashed the ultimate idiocy last night when he proclaimed "it is desirable for FX to move in a stable manner." USDJPY has fallen over 2 handles for the biggest surge in JPY strength in 6 months... to which Amari noted "Kuroda didn't intend to move market with his remarks."

 

 

The biggest surge in JPY (drop in USDJPY) in 6 months!

 

  Irony indeed.

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:29 | 6182846 KnuckleDragger-X
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Surprise!!!

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:43 | 6182901 ZH Snob
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just get on your knees, mr kuroda, and beg your occidental masters to please stop making you turn over whatever remains of your country's wealth.  maybe they'll sympathize, but somehow I sincerely doubt that.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:47 | 6182907 alphamentalist
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Wed, 06/10/2015 - 13:23 | 6183045 Manthong
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Irony in Japanese: “Pless you crose”?

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 13:29 | 6183077 r101958
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Hiniku

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 22:57 | 6185118 HolyfieldsOtherEar
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Tried to type that in Japanese but it didn't take...

 

The talk I'm hearing in Japan now is that the yen is due for a big move up. It can't be a return to fiscal sanity on Japan's part, so I guess they expect heavy Ctl+P action at the Fed.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:32 | 6182857 chdwlch1
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How do you spell "Irony" in Japenese?  I believe it has to be spelled "I-L-O-N-Y" in order to get the pronunciation collect...

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:34 | 6182865 B2u
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Sum Ting Wong

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 13:20 | 6183036 Leopold B. Scotch
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Wi Tu Lo and Bang Ding Ow.  Were not all three the pilots that landed short the runway in San Fran?

 

I think you can still youtube the news report.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 15:10 | 6183460 auntiesocial
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I - L - O - N - Y

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:40 | 6182892 DavidC
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These people, Kuroda et al, are pathetic.

DavidC

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:40 | 6182894 indygo55
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Irony in Japanese is Hiniku

 


Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:45 | 6182909 SpanishGoop
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I thought it was Cesium

 

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 19:53 | 6184583 Colonel Klink
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That would be vitamin cesium!  Irony.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:41 | 6182896 Mike Honcho
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Another politician that doesn't realize the value of shutting up.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 12:56 | 6182959 Glass Seagull
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G7(-1) leaders to Kuroda, Abe:  "It's our turn now."

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 13:04 | 6182983 _ConanTheLibert...
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Ilony ?

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 13:23 | 6183050 Itch
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If he didn't mean to move it then he's in the wrong job. Bonkers.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 13:39 | 6183104 Bryan
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??

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 13:51 | 6183160 Budnacho
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"Irohnii"....

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 13:52 | 6183163 AchtungAffen
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"chin ga chicchai meriken ha kokujin wo osorette kenjuu ga nakute ikiren" (approx.)

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 22:59 | 6185134 HolyfieldsOtherEar
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American penisu berry biggu. Japaniizu penisu rittoru, berry rittoru.

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 15:09 | 6183458 SmilinJoeFizzion
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Do they all sleep in Carl Farbman designed dresser drawers

Wed, 06/10/2015 - 21:40 | 6184877 americhinaman
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kuroda, and most central bank governors for that matter, are not stupid.  however, some of them are desperate given that they have run out of policy tools to push markets around with.  in japan's case, what has happened is that the yen has weakened further and faster than the BOJ had planned.  they wanted an orderly descent to about USDJPY 120, and then for it to remain around that figure.  instead, over the past few months it has blasted up to 125, at a pace which would see 130 before the end of the year even without the greek drama reaching the only conclusion plausible.

kuroda was performing "open mouth operations" i.e. OMO, which in the past decades went in the opposite direction.  during the period of uncontrolled JPY strength killing exports, the BOJ would regularly give public speeches and media conferences to declare that the yen was too strong, they were closely monitoring the situation, and yen strength was unwarranted.  in the past, OMO would have a 1-day effect (if any at all), after which the yen would continue to strengthen.

once the idiot wall-streeters figure this out, USDJPY will return to the pre-OMO level of 125 and likely test 130.  GS has probably already figured it out and writing muppet reports in the opposite direction so as to accumulate a position, but everyone else are idiots and will need a few weeks.  when greece defaults and/or exits the EUR consortium, there will be huge gyrations in USDJPY as it is no longer clear whether JPY is a risk-on or risk-off currency.  ultimately, I think investors will look to the sovereign debt position of japan and realize that they could be the next sovereign to fail.  if JGB yields continue to rise, everyone knows that it is impossible for japan to refi at higher rates... in an illiquid gap-move JGB yields could rise to 2%, driving USDJPY towards 150 and NIKKEI towards 30,000.

kuroda is actually a smart guy and has probably envisioned this scenario, and he's doing what he can to slow the process.

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