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Quote Of The Day: Bill Clinton Edition
During an interview with Bloomberg TV, Bill Clinton uttered the following:
- *CLINTON SAYS FOUNDATION HAS "STRICT NO-CORRUPTION POLICY"
Which made us wonder, does the Clinton Foundation also have a strict "no murder policy", or a strict "no punching small babies policy"? It seems a 'given' that any trusthworthy organization would implicitly have a "no corruption policy."
Nope, no corruption here at all:
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What is even more painful for the cash-strapped family:
- *CLINTON SAYS PROBABLY WON'T GIVE PAID SPEECHES IF WIFE PRES.
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"But I didn't say we always follow it. Yuk Yuk"
- Clintonspeak
Leave it to "Slick Willie", Always with the smooth talk....
Now is Russia-Ukraine conflict is obvious in light... Russia is not have strict not-to-aggressive-invade-neighbor policy. Now is all easy to fix, we are all go home now, nothing is to see here!
This statement seems to infer that there never was a strict "no diddling the help" policy or I am sure he would have made a statement about it.
Come on guys, give them a break.
Who is more of an expert on corruption than Slick Willy?
"CLINTON SAYS FOUNDATION HAS 'STRICT NO-CORRUPTION POLICY'"
So... The Clintons are not allowed to work at the Clinton Foundation?
Hundreds of millions of dollars intake. Between six and nine percent went to charities - the rest to themselves. And some morons want to vote for Hillary(!) ???
Think of the level of intelligence that statement is aimed at.
He knows reasonably smart people have NO doubt about their LACK of character.
Boris is determine real Maiden name of Ms. Hillary Clinton is Hillary Polke. Every time Hillary is tell frequent lie, is reveal "she is Miss Polke".
And, as always, the media will say, "See, they have a no corruption policy. There's nothing there to dig into. Meanwhile, did you hear the latest about Caitlin?"
Many moons ago the tax-exempt foundations were required to spend 6% on their meddling NGOs and I thought I read where it dropped to 5%. Regardless, it is not 9% therefore we can bet our sweet asses that the Clintons are not paying a nickel more than the minimum.
His "When all else fails, lie" policy is probably the only one that has not been broken.
It really comes down to how you define corruption. Just as how you define sex. Haven't you played around with arcane intellectual speculation? It's fun!
Miffed;-)
I guess it all depends on what your definition of corruption "is". One thing is for sure. Monica didn't always swallow.
Sigh! Its real simple: Its not a crime if a Clinton does it.
I remind of this famous quote that is now apart of official US doctrine:
"When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal." - Richard M. Nixon
For those who corruption is a natural and daily activity, a 'no-corruption' policy would make sense to them.
Repeat after Boris... "I will not partake of bribe today" Must to proceed one day at time.
Well, maybe just the tip;)
So money laundering is OK ?
didn't say anything about a no pedophelia policy.
pics from Epsteins orgy island at 11 whenever he falls off the wagon.
Billary is prefer term, "creative accounting", but then again, more obvious question is what is is?
I'll pull out in time. I promise.
"I feel your pain."
In Bill's case, "pain" is a euphemism for "breasts."
Can you please define "corruption?"
Corruption is many sordid form. Maybe is express in form of genital wort in pelvic region of street prostitute, maybe is express in form of aging politician in unflattering pant suit. Thing of corruption, even if cannot describe aptly, so are know smell and appearance when encounter.
Boris! Where you been for so long?
Corruption only happens in the productive sector.
Pollititians just do favors for friends..., oddly enough,
only for rich friends.
I can't define it, but I know it when I see it!
I believe in the Clinton dictionary corruption means to be honest and truthfull. See Vince Foster (for a start).
Boris is not see Vince Foster (in long while).
'Corruption'....'Genital Wort'....'Prostitute'....'Aging Politician'....'Smell'...
Is this 'Jepeordy' Boris?
Who is Hillary Clinton.
Mr. Trebek, Boris is take Political Corruption for 300.
"When I say a word (for example, "corruption"), it means exactly what I want it to mean".
Better is the "Try not to get caught" policy.
Or in Bills case, "Try not to get caught with your pants down" policy.
That sounds full of fundations.
why does she even speak anymore? she should just go in front of the camera making grunting noises, it would have the same effect as her speaking
Funny, that's all I hear when she is "speaking".
When did punching babies become such a big problem?
"depends on what the definition of is, is."
what he meant to say was that the clinton foundation has never been investigated or prosecuted for corruption. two different things.
They simply parse words and redefine terms. "never been investigted or prosecuted for corruption", maybe "been" but ARE "NOW".
I also saw a headline that he said its "perfectly normal for big business and government to work together"
No, Bill, thats actually called Fascism.
Then again, Mussolini would have also said it was perfectly normal. And he'd have been right.
george costanza: "remember, its not a lie, if you believe it..."
"we were alone, but i did not know we were alone"
"We may have corrupted some folks!"
... which is why BELIEF is a sacred cow.
I can't believe there is a chance this guy might become "First Gentleman" in the White House.
Tyler you need a separate comedy category for this type content. It gets suspicious when I bust out laughing at work like this.
CLINTON SAYS - "I did not have corruptual relations with that Foundation!!"
The Clinton Gang
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bill-clinton-cold-opening/n...
There are many reasons there is a book about the Clintons titled "Sellout." (2001) Still relevant.
I think Clinton's quote was cut short - 'the Clinton foundation has a strict no-corruption policy? I would have lost that bet." is the complete quote.
i did not have sex with that chicken
There's no strict policy against sex with chickens.
Its like "No, money down..."
Just like Jon Corzine's strict no corruption policy, and the TBTF banks, and Wall Street, and CONgress, the Wicked Witch of the West, and the Devil's.
Strict...no...corruption...policy.
some anti corruption claims are better than others .....
Much better cartoonist than that Ramirez guy
Is anybody long .30-06 ammunition and rifle scopes?
7.62x51
This will be the next 'Clinton foundation' headline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq4UGiVEF80
If Bill would only... Have sex. with. that. woman.
Or if she'd give Bill head.
[sigh]. Things would be so different.
He's to occupied with buttsecksing Barack Obama, and he's not catching either.
I can just hear old Bill's smooth southern drawl now: "Better double wrap that chimichanga Barry, you know there's this new thing called VD goin 'round".
<--- Clintonrectomy
<--- Clitorectomy
She may have had the latter, and we deserve the former.
If she becomes emporer I hope someone finds her some clothes.
bil klintoon - "Ahh deed not hayev seckshoe-ull relayshunz with that woman..."
"Ahh deed not..."
...Sell restricted ballistic missile technology to China
...Take payoffs from Chinese businessmen
...massively defraud the American people in the savings and loan fiasco
...appoint a bunch of queers and dykes to the highest levels in my administration even though none were qualified
...lie under oath
...have surgery to take a distinctive crook out of my dick before I went to court
...rear-end Yassir Arrafat
Ok, ok - I believe him on that last one....
I'm sure that they have a strict don't fuck the help policy at the Clinton "foundation" too.
About that policy, was old Bill "For" or "Against" ?
Is that the same Bill - "I stuck a cigar up hers but did not have sex with the lady" - or - "it depends on what the definition of is is" - Clinton ?
You fool, it was the cigar that had secks with that woman
The Clinton Foundation has a strict "just the tip" policy.
A friend of mine was friends with a Russian ex-Oligarch residing in UK who hung himself. My friend told me at a fund raiser Slick Willie was all over him like a rash for $10 million.
More sanctions if the Russians don't keep up with donations to Clinton's Foundation.
lol....OH WAIT - HE WAS SERIOUS?........
thats what the ZWO calls chutzpah
Jerry: I saw you the other night stepping out with my Hounds-Tooth
jacket.
Willie: Jerry that's a breach of the dry-cleaner’s code.
Jerry: You need a code to tell you not to wear peoples’ clothes
George - if someone would have told me there was a no corruption policy......
Hilldabeast's Autobiography is called ' Married to the Mob '
If dear leader says so then it must be true! God bless him!
And the policy is:
"Never get caught while engaging in corruption"
"I didn't inhale."
Yeah right, and Monica didn't swallow.
she's a spitter
She's a drooler.
They should name Tiger to the board of honesty and integrity....as he is done as a Golfer and has no more women hanging around
"Oh, you mean THAT kind of corruption" WJC
CLINTON SAYS FOUNDATION HAS "STRICT NO-CORRUPTION POLICY"
Is that supposed to be comedy?
"I did not take that money."
Liberty is a demand. Tyrnany is submission..
"Is in my pocket? Define 'is.'"
Hitlery Cliton WILL be the next president of the USSA
Rest of the World - it's your problem. HaHaHaHaHa!!! Muuahahaha!!! Muuuuuuahahaha!!! HaHa!!! Ha! .... OH SHIT!
The stupid of the Democrat persuasion delight that their champion, Bill, can be as corrupt as Hell. What do you gain if your team wins and the whole country loses? Choosing a political party is as stupid as choosing sports team as your identity. Your team doesn't love you; it uses you as its mark in the larger con. It's all theater for the stupid.
Another "Do as I say, not as I do..."
• Form CITIZENS PROSECUTORIAL COMMISSIONS nationwide!
• Issue arrest warrants for CORRUPT, CRIMINAL, TRAITOROUS Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton.
• Make CITIZENS ARRESTS of the CLINTON CRIMINALS wherever they appear!
Obama's (himself a criminal and traitor) Department of Political Persecution sure as hell isn't going to uphold THE RULE OF LAW or EQUAL TREATMENT BY THE LAW, now are they?
But some things just have to be in writing, you know?
No one votes: Hillary elected!
Everyone votes: Hillary elected!!
Free and open elections in the USA? Hasn't happened in my lifetime.
No coke use policy also.... .
Posted in every room of a spa: "No sensual or sexual act is tolerated at this SPA."
Quite effective.