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Americans Sign Petition For "Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strike" Against Russia

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Forget Caitlyn Jenner, distracted Americans have moved on and are now gladly signing a petition to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against Russia "to show them who is the real super-power."

 

 

h/t Jim Quinn's Burning Platform blog

 

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Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:36 | 6188117 CaptainAmerika
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Propaganda does not deceive people.......

it merely helps them to deceive themselves: http://philiacband.com/propaganda.html

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:41 | 6188149 BlowsAgainstthe...
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"Why, of course, the people don't want war," Goering shrugged. "Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship." 

"There is one difference," I pointed out. "In a democracy the people have some say in the matter through their elected representatives, and in the United States only Congress can declare wars." 

"Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."

Hermann Goering

 

Think McCainGraham, and King.  The 3 stooges of the MIC.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:03 | 6188234 InjectTheVenom
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what's so disturbing is that everyone in that video can legally vote.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:05 | 6188238 Manthong
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This is actually scaring the F out of some ordinary Russians.

They know that the US .gov is F’d up, but now they are changing their minds about the American people.

But you gotta see him try to sell a gold Maple Leaf for $25.00:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndshbH3qZ6Y

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:10 | 6188267 NoDebt
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Russinas are used to this sort of stupidity from us.  You should have seen when Reagan joked that "the missiles will be there in about 2 minutes."

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:32 | 6188336 TungstenBars
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Russians see American rodents acting and talking like this. Clearly a deluded dangerous species.

Then Americans question why Russia is a fortress; claiming "they must be up to something aggressive building defensive capabilities".

Americans are, for the most part, the scum of the earth. I hope they reap what they sow for generations. Sorry for the ones stuck in such a shithole suffering by the hand of their deluded twisted brethren. 

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:06 | 6188433 philipat
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"Mr McCain said he will bury you,

I don't subscribe to that point of view.

That would be such an ignorant thing to do...

If the Americans love their children too"

 

Misquoted from Sting

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:10 | 6188445 MonetaryApostate
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Now I see why people are renouncing their US Citizenships...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:17 | 6188461 Anusocracy
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Ingroup outgroup morality at its worst. The burden of our animal behaviors will soon write the final chapter of H. sapiens.

Not to worry, I imagine technological civilizations have wiped themselves out millions of times before in the universe.

You can take man out of the animal world, but you can't take the animal world out of man.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:38 | 6188509 Winston Churchill
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No, its mass sociopathy aka jingoism.

The only remedy is a major military defeat, it took WWI, and a whole generation lost in Flanders

fields, to cure the Brits.Maybe its going to take more this time.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:09 | 6188593 Anusocracy
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It's what stupid people believe is the best way to survive, a high time preference, and an inability to understand the consequences of their actions.

And the Brits are in no way cured.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:17 | 6188618 Winston Churchill
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Cured is a relative term.
Brits no longer God is English and plays cricket,
whereas Americans now believe God was born in Des Moines and plays baseball.
Got mit uns.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:09 | 6188890 Stuck on Zero
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I'll gladly sign a petition to launch a preemptive nuclear strike against Congress.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:20 | 6188918 jeff montanye
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one person did decline, seemingly more from aversion to stopping to sign a petition rather than the actual content. 

i would have like to know what the real totals were of the yes vs. no and the given reasons if any.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 00:11 | 6189033 Oh regional Indian
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Jeff, it's pretty clear he is mumbling out the shit when people are already holding the clipp-board. Thiis is not true or funny.

Now if he put the same 30 people in a room and explained to them what he was saying, NO WAY that many people would have signed. This is kind of like Jay Leno's scripted walks and talks...

Plus, there is a VERY STRONG POSSIBILITY that nuclear weapons are a bogeyman ONLY.

The 20th century's grandest deception....it takes a lot more than what we are told to splode one ;-)

Splode this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsrCg7rwcqA

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 00:42 | 6189091 Four chan
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watch his gold coin videos and you will know why you are stacking them against the common reality of idiocracy.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 02:04 | 6189200 cookie nookie
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There's no nuclear war in the future.  Not with Russia.  Now those crazy Muslims?  Well, that's another story.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 04:36 | 6189296 winchester
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muslims shit is cia shit = muslim shit is usa shit.

 

problem of the planet is usa, not only gov, but compagnies, and everything  from this land. war nation is and remain war nation. until theres's no more nation on the map.

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:56 | 6188860 A Nanny Moose
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Yup. Where is the petition to NOT bomb the fuck out of anyone?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:16 | 6188909 Anusocracy
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Apparently in a parallel universe.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:40 | 6188972 chisler
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Yuh, political string theory!

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 04:25 | 6189283 Oh regional Indian
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Haaaha...nice chisler. 

I read it as political STING theory and laughed :-) And then saw the comment below as well....

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 04:39 | 6189300 SmittyinLA
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Generally speaking the people renouncing US citizenship are wealthy dual citizens mostly eligible for Israeli citizenship, they gleefully support the Ukraine and syrian wars seeking to avoid the socialist taxes of their imported immigrant workers.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 06:34 | 6189366 Clarabell
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As of 2014, there are over 8.7 million non-military U.S. citizens living abroad. For many of these people this is temporary and plan to return to the U.S., but a sizable proportion do not. Some of these are "rich" but the majority are average middle class. There is only two countries in the world that tax their citizens on their world wide incomes: Eritrea and the United States. For years many of these expats didn't owe any U.S. tax and didn't realize they still needed to fill out all the many IRS forms that only a specialized accountant understands. The U.S. didn't enforce this but now they are. People are finding out that although they don't owe tax, they could be hit with tens of thousands of dollars in penalties for not filing. The only way out for many is to renounce their citizenship. Sad but true!

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 04:39 | 6189301 SmittyinLA
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Generally speaking the people renouncing US citizenship are wealthy dual citizens mostly eligible for Israeli citizenship, they gleefully support the Ukraine and syrian wars seeking to avoid the socialist taxes of their imported immigrant workers.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:27 | 6189153 Larry Dallas
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Random old Sting song. Love it!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:28 | 6188339 kowalli
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WMD in Iraq...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:57 | 6188863 A Nanny Moose
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bright shiny objects...in tubular form.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:27 | 6188332 dcohen
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that is if they know they can

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:30 | 6188343 nc551
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I think tech has allowed an information spread that is truly evolutionary.   I imagine in the older days, like when my grandfather was drafted for WW2, communication was completely different.  Even though the country had been well captured by that point I believe the people in that era enjoyed a relative freedom we can currently only dream of.  The president was still King, his word more golden than today.  Information was highly restricted compared to the internet age due to the exchange mediums.  You just could not reach enough people.  I don't think they'll ever be able to truly lock this down now.

I remember myself at 18, before my red pill.  I understood no world dynamics and watched a lot of TV.  I would have gone to war in a heartbeat.  I was the enemy... not on purpose, but I was that 3rd generation of prosperity they forgot to instill with the values that got them there.  I could have been shaped to good or evil, for the children.  Those that believe in nothing will believe in anything.

Today we have that ability to plant that seed of doubt in someone, and they have ability to discover the truth for themselves.  I don't think that really existed in the past, at least not on timescales that mattered.  I think unless you have a strong principled family dynasty that honors freedom, you will more than likely be a sheeple in waiting unless some event in your life triggers some serious scrutiny and a search for answers.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:23 | 6188927 jeff montanye
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"unless some event in your life triggers some serious scrutiny and a search for answers"

she's a-coming.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:53 | 6188852 A Nanny Moose
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"In a democracy the people have some say in the matter"

This is where Herman was wrong. The COUNTERS are the only ones with a "voice."

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 00:04 | 6189019 The Darwin Mode
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"This is where Herman was wrong." --A Nanny Moose

That wasn't Goering's line, that was the other person. Goering dismisses that democracy is any different on this matter.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:45 | 6188174 Phoenix901210
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Interesting idea.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:57 | 6188214 sam i am
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Pentagon just got $35 billion per year for its nuclear enterprise and preemptive strikes against Russia.

http://thesaker.is/ukraine-sitrep-june-10th-2015-by-scott/

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:08 | 6188252 BlowsAgainstthe...
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$35B?  I'll see your $35B and raise you . . .

 

"The Congressional Budget Office estimates that the Ohio class submarine replacement program—a.k.a. SSBN(X)—will cost taxpayers over $90 billion. Knowing that this price tag will break the Navy’s budget, leadership of the Navy and Congress are attempting to fund a budget gimmick—the Sea-Based Deterrence Fund—to support the program, claiming that the sub is a national asset that should be funded separately from the Navy’s shipbuilding budget."

 

https://medium.com/war-is-boring/to-get-this-fancy-sub-america-s-admiral...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:43 | 6188977 WTFUD
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Hi sam i am
I hope more folks on Z/H read the link.
I enjoyed Uncle Bob 1 comments

Fucking Filthy Orange Dutch bastards indoctrinating their schoolchildren. SCUM

Fuck the USSofA

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:55 | 6188991 The Rolling Thunder
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My best friend's ex-wife makes $75/hr on the laptop. She has been unemployed for eight months but last month her income with big fat bonus was over $15000 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this site..... www.Earnmore9.com

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 00:32 | 6189078 cheech_wizard
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chaturbate? so does she have the vibrating panties that buzz her clitoris everytime someone tips? Or does she just pose all day with a massive dildo up her ass?

 

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 03:10 | 6189241 zvzzt
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the latter " /.... pose all day with a massive dildo up her ass?". I watched it all day, so I know

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:32 | 6188119 Callz d Ballz
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idiots

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:36 | 6188134 angel_of_joy
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A proud result of the "enhanced" American educational system of late...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:41 | 6188154 knukles
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Well, come on, he did have an Obama tee shirt on. 
Many of my Progressive friends still think that he can do no wrong, no matter what is said, no matter what the topic.
It's no longer the Bush did it; it's not real.   

                     Now, to be fair, if he did have a Bilderberg 2016 shirt, then I could understand.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:48 | 6188176 angel_of_joy
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That's just a visual teaser... it's used for "anchoring" as Kahneman would say.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:18 | 6188472 Tall Tom
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Those were JARHEADS, US Marines, who were signing this...

 

Nobody asks WHO, WHAT, WHERE, HOW, and WHY anymore.

 

The video was shot at the Oceanside Pier.

 

The signers were Camp Pendleton JARHEADS.

 

Damn Knuks...Figure this out.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:19 | 6188608 angel_of_joy
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Is that suppose to make us feel better, or just to excuse those morons ? BTW most of them look way too fat to be a Marine... either that, or things in The Corps really went pear-shaped lately...

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 06:00 | 6189356 Tall Tom
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Is that suppose to make us feel better, or just to excuse those morons ?

 

Neither. But those living in indoctrinated Military Districts are more apt to see war as a solution. That is the sad fact of life.

 

BTW most of them look way too fat to be a Marine... either that, or things in The Corps really went pear-shaped lately...

 

There are a lot of Pear Shaped Reserves stateside.

 

THE SURVEY IS BIASED.

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:30 | 6188648 SgtShaftoe
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Don't think so. It looked like Oceanside, but most of those weren't Marines. Only one had any semblance of military bearing and that guy walked off. The others are the dumbfounded dipshits that Tool wrote a song about. Nearly all of those people wouldn't pass a PT test let alone make tape.

Oceanside is becoming the new seaside town in California, next to Encinitas, Del Mar, San Clemente and Dana Point.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:01 | 6188869 A Nanny Moose
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Now we know the meaning of the term Jarhead...no disrespect meant to those who shot, or blew up other people, because they were just following orders....like the NAZIs did.

OK...some disrespect is in fact intended.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:02 | 6189041 Arthur Schopenhauer
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.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:44 | 6188171 Bangin7GramRocks
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Any cunt that signs that should head right down to the Army recruitment center and join today. They can ride in the invasion next to sweet Lindsey Graham. Fucking pussy ass chicken hawks are the worst kind of American!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:12 | 6188442 Tall Tom
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The VIDEO was filmed in Oceanside, CA, at the Oceanside Pier, right next to Camp Pendleton Marine Corp. Base.

 

Many there are already signed up.

 

So go ahead and call a US Jarhead a pussy to his face.

 

Most likely it is you that will be seeking a new face as yours is smashed...

 

Oh I am NOT JUSTIFYING these idiots' actions in the least.

 

But what do you really expect when that petition is offered in a Military community?

 

The propaganda flows even stronger in Military communities.

 

I should know. I live close enough to Oceanside...and Coronado's North Island, and really close to Miramar Marine Air Station on Clairemont Mesa.

 

I am almost certain I will get the same response in a Russian Military Community...

 

Here is a link to a video of the Russians joking about turning off the Ukranian Gas..made back in 2009...before the Ukraine Crisis.

 

Note that the people who are singing is a REAL ENSEMBLE of the Moscow MILITARY DISTRICT...NO ACTORS.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7RD5ONjv8M

 

And you can downarrow this all that you want but it will not change the truth that Russia's Military Propaganda is no different than USA Military propaganda.

 

The affects are phenomenal, wouldn't you say, oh shallow one?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:14 | 6188457 Bangin7GramRocks
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Agreed. Military folk are hardcore and I get it. Am close to a full bird Colonel Marine and would never disrespect him. I only talk about the pussy non-hackers who don't fight, but want the US to invade every country. Women are the worst offenders. You want "us" to go to war, sign up. Simple as that. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:30 | 6188497 FIAT CON
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So when you join the military you lose all your marbles? I guess this is assuming that they had some to begin with!

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 05:49 | 6189349 Tall Tom
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No. They had no marbles to begin with.

 

Fuck war.

 

But the point is that when you are in a Military District the results of the survey is going to be biased.

 

And the Russians are no different than us.

 

Russia...Russia...rah...rah...rah...

 

USA...USA...rah...rah...rah...

 

It is like football teams with deadly nukes...

 

And we cheer on our side? FOR WHAT?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:34 | 6188659 SgtShaftoe
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See my comment above Tom. Most of those were not Marines. The only one that had a semblance of military, were possibly Navy. Marines have a very distinct appearance, none of these people were Marines.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:37 | 6188807 Ballin D
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Go tell a marine who is out of the service that he is an ex marine and report back on his response.

Just because they've retired doesn't mean they aren't/weren't marines.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 05:52 | 6189351 Tall Tom
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I will agree to that.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:33 | 6188121 freewolf7
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We're not that smart. That's what I console myself with.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:42 | 6188160 knukles
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No.  I'm that smart.  And other's ignorance is not consoling.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:33 | 6188122 billbengen
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If true, this is incredibly stupid. We allow these people to vote, too?! No wonder we have such idiots in office!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:39 | 6188151 suteibu
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Welcome to the real face of democracy.  Too bad that is what our representative republic has devolved into. 

Bush wanted to spread "democracy" all over the world.  What he (they) really wanted was to spread it in America. 

I'll bet if a poll was taken now, after all the bullshit talk of "democracy" - and the lack of an education system that actually educates instead of indoctrinate - the majority of idiots in this country would say that the country was founded as a democracy.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:42 | 6188159 graftvshost
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Maybe that can be a 'pre-voting' test at polling places. If you sign the petition, you are directed to the 'special' voting booth and can feed your ballot into the 'tabulator' (really a paper shredder).

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:43 | 6188163 knukles
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And you getchur "I voted" forehead sticker

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 00:20 | 6189026 Kirk2NCC1701
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I swear that only people who are citizens should be allowed to vote and make political contributions, and those who are property owners and people paying Earned Income Tax.

And the only ones who are allowed to run for office, should have to get an 80% on an IQ and Competence Test, which includes a wide range of knowledge on Core Knowledge of Science, Math, Geography, History, Finance and Money Creation.  The bar (get it, 'bar'?) should be raised particularly high for law school graduates, to prevent an excess of lawyers in government. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:33 | 6188124 surf0766
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What the hell are all those people doing just wandering around in the middle of the week. I know some whoe shift work but come on...

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 06:08 | 6189359 Tall Tom
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The Military "Weekend" is Sunday and Monday.

 

Mark Dice does his interviewing on Mondays if I recollect correctly.

 

It was editted and released to the public yesterday.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:34 | 6188126 Max Steel
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There are stupids everywhere

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:34 | 6188128 Racer
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US = Zombie nation

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:01 | 6188226 nope-1004
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+1.  The real sad part is that the USD rose to reserve status because of ingenuity, hard work, and honest hands.  Now, not so much.  Once virtually any other nation in the world challenges the USD for global reserve, the US citizenry will get a rude awakening......

 

..... and then will go back to watching Murikan Idolatry

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:39 | 6188513 FIAT CON
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Well I question some of that.

 It rose to Reserve status because the US sold/provided to both sides of the war in WWII before they got involved and ended up with a large portion of the worlds gold, and since they could back the US dollar with gold it made sense "sound Money backed by gold"

Then after they printed more Fiat than they had in gold things went sour, France wanted to turn in all the US currency for Gold, the US would very quickly run out of gold so Nixon "TEMPORARILY" closed the gold window. This should have started WWIII right then and there, every country against the US. Essentially they cheated every country in the world! 

So the last thing I would say is "honest hands".

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:38 | 6188143 A82EBA
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the flock is totally captive

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:38 | 6188144 kowalli
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this is how hillary will win elections...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:36 | 6188356 Oliver Klozoff
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...oww

That was the worst post I've read in months, no slam intended.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:40 | 6188362 kowalli
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americans can go along with everything, you need just tell right words.

let's make new slavery system because it's good for gdp and work places

or something like that

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:52 | 6188391 Oliver Klozoff
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My hope is a new offering will be made to the masses, wash, rinse, repeat, as in 2008.

 

My other hope is Rand Paul.

Breeding counts, especially in humans.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:04 | 6188424 kowalli
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too late, only choice is a big system crush

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:38 | 6188145 tmosley
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Land of the Fee, Home of the Slave, indeed.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:10 | 6188263 Fun Facts
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Home of rampant retardism.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:39 | 6188150 Max Steel
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Obama still got supporters ? lol

 

meanwhile bilderberg grouphas decided hillary will br next ussa first female president in their conference . 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:44 | 6188169 knukles
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They decided that way back in 2008.  Nothing to see.  Move along

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:34 | 6188355 Thecomingcollapse
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Rough crowd today Knuk's.  Everything you say gets an immediate downvote....  You piss somebody off man?  LOL

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:40 | 6188152 cherry picker
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I don't like using the term idiots, but this one deserves it.

What do they think?  Russia isn't going to fire back?  LA, New York, Chicago, San Diego, Disneyland, Vegas, Pentagon, Washington and more will be charred radiactive ruins and the idiots along with their friends, relatives,, children, if there are any left can brag what a super power the USA is or was as there won't be a hill of beans left.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:44 | 6188164 Tracerfan
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"What do they think?", you ask.  They think what they are told to think.  They are not capable of independent thought, or gave up trying.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:22 | 6188313 TungstenBars
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This video has me convinced the US needs a eugenics program.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:09 | 6188440 tenpanhandle
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They certainly have the equivalent thereof already; it's just in reverse of the historical norm.  Promotion and survival of the unfittest.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:28 | 6188338 silverer
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I guess they haven't seen what 6 psi overpressure does to buildings, homes and structures.  And I guess they think they'll all still have working TV's when it's all over.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:45 | 6188381 Stumpy4516
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Others have given some of the causes for this level of idiocy.  I would add that since the civil war (an internal war) no war has been fought on mainland US soil.  That includes no flights of bombers leveling half a town.  They are afraid of another country being able to strike but still believe in the back of their minds that the US defenses make it impossible.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 00:25 | 6189064 Kirk2NCC1701
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An Idiot is dumber than a Moron.

A Moron is an adult, with the mental capacity of an 8-12 year old child.  I tend to use the term Moron for 'idiots'.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:44 | 6188166 stant
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Ike quote " Americans are to immature to understand their own thechnological maturity"

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:45 | 6188167 Fukushima Fricassee
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Well they voted for a cocksuker Kenyan twice and are poised to hoist a bengahzi beast , so this stupid ignorant amerikan shit makes some sense.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:45 | 6188173 Normalcy Bias
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Shouldn't that guy signing the petition be wearing a BRAWNDO t-shirt?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:15 | 6188288 madmax1965
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Ha, that is the first thing I thought Normalcy, those man boobs are disgusting!  Just when you think you've seen it all!  Fn retards!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:46 | 6188177 silverer
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This guy is always entertaining, but this time I couldn't even watch it to the end.  I don't oppose it being posted, but I just couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing.  I mean, Jesus H. Christ, WTF??? Where did these idiots go to school?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:52 | 6188201 honestann
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The only people who refused to sign never went to school.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:03 | 6188228 Son of Captain Nemo
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The only people who refused to sign never went to school.

hone

Mark Dice needs to take this petition to the Washington Metropolitan area to prove your statement is correct.  We've got a city full of State, local and Federal government workers that have secondary degrees and PHDs and have traveled the World that will also probably endorse that petition with their dob and signature!

Delusional psychopaths in a "free democratic Republic"... Don't just apply to the uneducated and never have!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:04 | 6188237 honestann
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I think you understood my sentence backwards.  Sorry for the double negative.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:09 | 6188259 Son of Captain Nemo
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You will notice I modified "wrong" to "right"!

My apologies

At this stage and milestone of the American experiment I can't even keep track to which end is up!!!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:58 | 6188219 Philo Beddoe
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These are the idiots who will be or are - 

Mowing your lawn. 

Filling your taxes. 

Providing care for your sick relative. 

Voting. 

Going to your school with a bumber sticker that reads I am the proud parent of a future retard. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:25 | 6188320 silverer
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You know, Philo, we could just sit here and shake our heads until they fall off our shoulders, but those idiots will still be out there.  God help us.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:47 | 6188180 Terremoto
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I've seen Yankee Reality TV so this could be true!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:48 | 6188183 Son of Captain Nemo
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That now famous vision of Slim Pickens riding the warhead like a bucking bronco out of the belly of a B-52 bomber with the song "We'll Meet Again"... finishing that most prophetic and brilliant movie of it's generation!

No wonder we're hated and "why" our overwhelming ignorance, greed and stupidity will end badly!

P.S.

Is game 4 of the NBA Championship on ABC or FOX "tonight"?  I feel lucky!!!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:45 | 6188532 FIAT CON
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I am not an american, but your right, you guys are hated around the world.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:21 | 6188627 Anusocracy
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Can you foreigners drum up enough hatred to stop the Resident Evil in the US?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:25 | 6188925 Peak Finance
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They are doing it, thankfully. Crushing us from the comfort of their boardrooms in China and Russia, one non-USD denominated trade deal at a time. 

They are doing us a favor, really. We will never be free again until the Petro-Dollar is dead. 

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 08:40 | 6189667 Son of Captain Nemo
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Can you foreigners drum up enough hatred to stop the Resident Evil in the US?

Is that you Vicki?   So how are the cookie handouts going in the Donbass these days???

Gearing up for something you certainly won't "stop" or "finish" AGAIN!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:48 | 6188185 Consuelo
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Classic Mark Dice...

Political Pier fishing...    Come up with anything, hang out at a San Diego pier and ask away...   Indeed, my first question (the obvious one), when Dice started doing this some time ago, was - What the fuck are these people doing just milling around like Dawn of the Dead...?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:51 | 6188194 angel_of_joy
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You meant Shaun of the Dead, didn't you ? These people (as you call them) don't "do" anything... they are naturals !

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:51 | 6188192 honestann
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preemptive insanity.
preemptive neuron war.
preemptive self-destruction.

Humans:  dumber than rocks.

I hope nobody here in ZH is that stupid.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:52 | 6188199 angel_of_joy
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Why ? It's not like ZH is gonna change the world anytime soon...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:04 | 6188205 honestann
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Definitely true.  Just prefer not to be in a crowd of creatures that insane... even electronically.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:05 | 6188431 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Every war has hawks n' doves, honestann. Contemporary Americans cannot tolerate losing face with their corrupt, and incompetent, FED financialization Ponzi. Ergo, the right wing faction will always call for the position of aggressor because that intimidates opposition in most cases. Unfortunately, this time the Americans are not intimidating anyone because the Russian Federation is already prepared for that outcome, and so is China. Moreover, when the whole Casino Capitalist Ponzi implodes in the fall, the American Government wants to be able to launch a nuclear pre-emptive strike due to the fact that World War Three will sufficiently distract most individuals in the World away from the financial abyss and Hell that the whole of America is destined to head into given TBTF, Glass-Steagal, and the run on the the American financial system. Larry Summers announced three days ago that the World is in 'secular stagnation' and the entirety of the Investment Banking World fully expects that Greece will exit the EU, and so will the UK. In brief, the forecast for the future is so grim that World War Three has become inevitable for the entire Western World due to no growth to inflate the $1.4 Quadrillion dark pool derivatives universe. That bubble cannot be re-inflated due to Ukraine, EU, American economies, and the no growth scenario that trends towards oblivion economically in all Western economies.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 15:59 | 6191192 honestann
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Contemporary Americans cannot tolerate losing face with their corrupt, and incompetent, FED financialization Ponzi.

I have a difficult time even imagining that anyone in the USSA actually identifies with the USSA at this point in history!  There's no losing face when you consider them "evil predators" or "the evil empire" or "the bad guys".

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:30 | 6188647 Anusocracy
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I distinguish between man and human.

A bell curve describes civilized behavior. Move it one way, decivilizing, the other, civilizing.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:55 | 6188198 Phoenix901210
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(From memory): There are only two things that are truly infinite, one is the universe, the other is human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former. - Einstine

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:53 | 6188202 TalkToLind
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"I think that was Uncle Fred!"

~ R.I.P. Dusty Rhodes ~

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:55 | 6188210 Phoenix901210
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It must be truly awful living in America.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:09 | 6188256 Dre4dwolf
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Living in America . . .you really just wake up every morning in awe of the fact that society hasn't broken down while you were sleeping, its like fucking magic.

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:30 | 6188649 falconflight
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That's great...it is like fucking magic, cause I can't otherwise splain it.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:23 | 6188314 1stepcloser
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could be worse... Could be living in North Korea.  Although, we are catching up fast!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:45 | 6188682 Anusocracy
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We live in Middle Korea but with a lower average IQ.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:57 | 6188213 Coletrane
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the depth of stupididty shown by the american electorate no longer surprises me.

 

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:57 | 6188215 roadhazard
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There are A LOT of STUPID people out there. That's why I live back in the woods where it's safe.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:04 | 6188218 Dre4dwolf
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People are just walking zombies for the most part , no one is paying attention to wtf is going on, half these people dont even know where they are walking.

Americans are so heavily medicated 80% of the population is walking around dosed on something. . .  everyone is in a drug induced daze just walking about doing whatever the fuck they do . . . and its only by the grace of god that something terrible has not happened yet.

 

Unless you run around like Alex Jones screaming in peoples faces, they wont listen to or care about anything you tell them and most will bend over and sign anything you ask them to. . . .  this is how Americans have been trained . . . like little monkeys that wake up at 7 AM rush to the cubicle to crunch numbers for their banker overlords then to rush back home and watch TV while pigging out and becoming Obese, until they expire and are no longer useful.

Completely brainwashed society . . . 

 

I was watching that pawn show one day and some crazy guy I think in Chicago had his electricity cut off (I guess for not paying the bill?) so he went to the pawn shop and tried to buy a Gasoline Generator to power his house. . . and while he was sitting there trying to buy it he was asking the clerk/guy and I quote not exactly . . . he said something like " If I buy this it wont run out of electricity right?" and like the clerk is telling him he has to put gasoline in it to make it run and the guy flips out and almost starts breaking shit because he really thought that the generator would just run forever to power his apartment.

Let me tell you this, those people, people like that FAR OUT NUMBER anyone who knows how a generator works.

So be AFRAID, BE VERY VERY AFRAID ^^ . . .

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:29 | 6188642 falconflight
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I am...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:52 | 6188695 Joe A
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That was funny if not a bit scary. He probably thought it was an Obamarator.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 07:27 | 6189483 acrabbe
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i got a good fucking laugh out of this. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:59 | 6188222 OneTinTrooper
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These people know that that guy and his petition don't mean shit.  So they are polite and think whatever the fuck this useless POS is polling for is fine with me ... now get the fuck out of the way and you go back to your online cyber hit count masturbation and I will enjoy my day.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:06 | 6188246 suteibu
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So they weren't so stupid that they would want to nuke Russia, they're just stupid enough to sign anything someone stuck in front of them so they wouldn't be bothered?   Oh...and don't forget polite.

That's some weak shit there.  You really didn't have to bother yourself to come here and spout this nonsense. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:27 | 6188315 OneTinTrooper
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You think showing how fucking stupid that average person is ... is educating  them?    I got news for you.  The average person walking down the street don't give a crap about this guy or whether you think they are stupid.

So then is the video educating us (people who think they are smarter)?

The answer is no.  The video makes you feel smart.  But it doesn't do shit to change anything.  

Unless of course, you take what you learned and do something,  No fucking way is anyone watching this video going to go out and do something different.  You are all going to sit on your smug asses and complain it is all fucked up because everyone else is stupid.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:37 | 6188508 Philo Beddoe
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I am going to sell them some nutrional supplements. Retards love nutrition! Not sure why. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:10 | 6188597 OneTinTrooper
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soylent green?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:42 | 6188522 suteibu
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And you're going to drop in from time to time to chastise everybody.  That's certain to move things forward.

Do us all a favor, oh, wise one, and tell us what you are doing to change anything.  Maybe, if you are as smart as you pretend to be, you might actually do some good here.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:05 | 6188568 OneTinTrooper
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OK --- here it is ---> Follow the fuck up with these people.  They are real people.  Finish the video by bringing them into a room for a focus group session wth no agenda.  No Obama shirt.  No street corner mind fuck.  Just talk to them in a normal way.  

You will find out that the result is people are "abnormally" good people and boring people.  But you can't exploit that for your blog.  So fuck off.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:52 | 6188698 suteibu
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So treat those people better than you are treating the people here.  Did I get that right? 

Dude, lead by example. 

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 10:43 | 6190070 OneTinTrooper
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I had just finished watching multiple beheadings and burnings during a short web surf sessiom  Cut me some slack.  I was under a lot of stress when I posted.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:10 | 6188265 Raul44
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Yeah and they dont mind spending all that time writting their birthday info and personal signature instead of just tell him "sorry"? I really doubt thats the case. Most likely they are so dumb they dont even know what "nuclear" mean.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:27 | 6188637 falconflight
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The easiest response from me would be:  fucking asshole, thx anyway.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:02 | 6188229 Latitude25
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OK a huge proportion of humanity are really fuckin stupid.  They deserve to be herded like sheep by the .001%.  Just don't assume that we are all that stupid.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:05 | 6188244 disabledvet
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800,000 died in the siege of Leningrad alone.

Nuking Warsaw would mean nothing to Russia.

I think Putin has gone down a road from whence there is no turning back.

Don't worry lazy human race...you need not even get off the couch for this one. Just turn the tele on and watch.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:10 | 6188268 Rock On Roger
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Perhaps reading an atlas may be more beneficial than watching teevee.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:15 | 6188287 Infinite QE
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"Putin has gone down a road from whence there is no turning back."

Like what? Defending his country against a murderous band of zio bolshevik savages who's ancestors slaughtered roughly 200 mlllion of his country's citizens?

Wake the fuck up.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:22 | 6188767 gonetogalt
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you have one too many zeros there, otherwise, good post.

and 12 greenies? Anyone paying attention? What is this article about?

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 03:08 | 6189028 WTFUD
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@ disabledvet
Never understood hardly anything you've posted for 3 years or so but always knew you were a proper cunt. ( is your disability a head wound? ) is the only other time that i replied to one of your posts, some 18 months back.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:05 | 6188245 Raul44
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Lol I almost dropped from the chair. Thought I saw it all already but hey, surprise surprise bitch!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:13 | 6188276 TalkToLind
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Mark Dice's most entertaining video hasn't been made yet.  That would be the video where Mark gives TalkToLind a gold coin for an insignificant item and TalkToLind takes off.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:13 | 6188277 Seasmoke
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I will sign it...... we do have a dome shield protecting us. Correct ???

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:16 | 6188289 The Delicate Genius
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Really just speaks to how the media is captured by the same America-as-sheriff narrative.  Whether that's just groupthink, or 9 guys in a room somewhere controlling the scripts - as to cnn, fox, abc, cbs, nbc - you get remarkably similar coverage on by and large the same stories in a way that doesn't make much sense.

 

Then again, we have a 2 party system, and few people seem to complain or worry about a nation this size being limited to two parties.  I spoke with a fella a few weeks back who opined that 2 parties is better than the chaos of the UK system.  Given how few seats UKIP got versus how many votes - perhaps the issue is districts more than anything else.

I am not sure that the people even in Poland and Germany are quite buying the prevailing narrative.  The notion that Russia threatens the Baltics or Sweden is so absurd I can not believe NATO generals actually summoned it as an excuse for their provocations around Russia's northwest marches.

One wonders what Russia and Putin was supposed to do - let the US help [at very least] a coup by anti-russian nationalists and oligarchs with private neofascist militias, let that coup regime eject Russias fleet from Crimea, and let that coup's thugs slaughter ethnic Russians in the east whom, at first, simply wanted autonomy, without providing some assistance?

Absurd demands - laughable.  No Russian leader was going to let a coup regime park American boats in Crimea.

 

To drink this kool-aid requires a certain gullibility, especially so close, relatively, to the Iraq lies.  Watching NY Times columnists most of all has been bizarre to the extreme.  It is as if that people played no role in lying the US into a war for the benefit of war profiteers and bankers, and to extend, a little the life of the {petro}dollar.

 

Those buying in, fully, to the anti-Russian 'new Hitler' narrative are the product of an education system and media that is absolutely working primarily as propaganda.  One can not blame merely the stupid, since the NY Times and the chattering class in general regurgitates this nonsense about Russian aggression in the fact of decades of CIA coups, support for dictators, contempt for democracy, and now, quasi open support for takfiri sociopaths, all to Balkanize Syria and Iraq and pave the way for Anglo-American-Israeli hegemony.

 

It was nearly 100 years ago that the Bolsheviks, as contemptuous of Russian ethnic identity as todays EU mass immigration advocates are of European cultures, mugged and raped Russia and it was about 20 years ago that much of Russia's natural wealth was stolen by a handful of oligarchs.  It is also the case that the Bolshevik empire was happy to ignore the sovereignty and national rights of the various peoples on its marches, and today, Chechnya is denied what Crimea took for itself, and what Kosovo was granted.

 

Still post cold war it seems clear that Russia has been extracting itself from the system it was forced into, recovering from the rape of the oligarchs, and beset by a ever-growing NATO which refused to give up its ghost - the attack in support of Al Qaeda in Libya not the first absurd repurposed NATO mission.  But it is clear that the US, UK, and Israel, along with a dragged along France, Canada, and a few others of even less importance, seek to denigrate all rivals. 

 

Everyone knows what the newspapers will not report:  the goal is to have regime change in russia, break it up into a few disparate states, and flood it with immigrants while doing all that can be done to have non Russian, non Orthodox Christians hijack all of the news and entertainment media to weaken the position of the Orthodox Faith and Russian nationalism in the face of globalism and globalized private central banking.

 

But Russia would prefer to deploy its own Samson option rather than let that happen.   It is not clear that the US/UK/Israeli Axis quite understands this.  Or perhaps they do and lack the capacity to have anxiety about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 07:34 | 6189497 Latina Lover
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+1000    You see clearly.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:20 | 6188302 Fourmyle
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Now would it have been an easier sell if he'd made it clear that it's only the Russian Capitol in Fairbanks that would be targeted? Maybe with a second shot at Winnipeg if they don't surrender immediately.

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