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Americans Sign Petition For "Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strike" Against Russia

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Forget Caitlyn Jenner, distracted Americans have moved on and are now gladly signing a petition to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against Russia "to show them who is the real super-power."

 

 

h/t Jim Quinn's Burning Platform blog

 

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Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:24 | 6188307 1stepcloser
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The NPR voice gets them everytime...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:23 | 6188317 JimmyRainbow
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peak dump stupity.

the cloud will reach you.

happy europeans looking at you.....

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:26 | 6188326 1stepcloser
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I'm not sure we've peaked yet

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:31 | 6188350 blindman
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this just supports the idea that the
opinions of the population are best
ridiculed and overridden by elite
central planners, doesn't it?
hmmm....

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:55 | 6188401 PrimalScream
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"this just supports the idea that the opinions of the population are best ridiculed and overridden by elite central planners, doesn't it? hmmm...."

 

SADLY, you are right.
This does support central planning by elitists - assuming of course that SUCH elite people really care about the middle class of America.  Do they?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:18 | 6188471 blindman
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no, they don't. so here we are in the
center of the laughing nightmare, asking the
question what is mr. dice's point and function
and what next? of course, one can select and
represent anything they desire given the capacity
to edit and select samples that support their
predetermined message, it is an art of some sort,
not really science. propaganda, the art of
propaganda, perhaps?

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:18 | 6189772 TheGreatRecovery
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The elite are the ones who broadcast those opinions TO the population.  That's how they get to be elite and how they stay elite.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:33 | 6188353 Moccasin
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Mark Dice has been exposing Americas collective stupidity for a few years. You are witnessing the American idiocracy at its best/worst. The propaganda model has captured most Americans and that is an understatement.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:00 | 6188369 Jorgen
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"the goal is to have regime change in russia, break it up into a few disparate states, and flood it with immigrants while doing all that can be done to have non Russian, non Orthodox Christians hijack all of the news and entertainment media to weaken the position of the Orthodox Faith and Russian nationalism in the face of globalism and globalized private central banking.."

Ruling party lawmakers suggest anti-globalist amendment to Russian constitution

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 08:59 | 6189715 Mike Masr
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I am an ethnic Russian, Russian Orthodox and a second generation American. They will never destroy or weaken the position of, or the faith of Orthodox Christians in Russia. Correct Jorgen it ain't gonna happen!!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:52 | 6188386 PrimalScream
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WHEN the first nuclear bombs were exploded in Japan, some of the scientists who designed them were extremely uncomrtable.  A deep pang of conscience.  Not all the scientists - but some had deep reservations about the wisdom of unleashing that terrible "energy of destruction". 

The scientists suggested an EASY ANSWER.  Take all of the world's politcians and military leaders.  Put them in a grandstand in New Mexico.  Detonate a nuclear bomb a few miles away from the grandstand.  Just far enough that the blast would be "safe", but close enough that every spectator feels the intense heat on their face.  The scientists had that exacty the same experience during the Trinity Test, before Hiroshima.  They knew how "powerful" this demonstration was for human beings.

It's still a VERY good suggestion.

Maybe then, we wouldn't have idiotic people threatening to actually use these weapons.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:59 | 6188410 Rhal
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Good idea, but there would still be a few willing to risk it. Thus we would have a quick way to diagnose our psycopaths...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:08 | 6188435 Moccasin
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You make a fundamental mistake, that is the assumption that the political class are normal and would react like you or I. The political class are not normal people, they have strong sociopathic tendencies and they don't give a shit about you or anyone else, they only care about themselves.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:26 | 6189806 TheGreatRecovery
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I disagree.  I think the idea is to remind the sociopaths that there is a real possibility that if they start a nuclear war, THEY just might be among the ones being burned to death.  That seems to me like a good way to deal with the sociopaths.

I also think it would be good to broadcast the explosion on television.  Make it as impressive as possible.  Burn up a Dogpatch village.  Flatten trees for mile around.  Remind the population that nuclear bombs are not just gambling chips.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:06 | 6188437 Salsipuedes
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More fucking nuclear explosions. I thought you'd never ask!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:43 | 6188676 Joe A
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Better still, put them right on the 'X' mark. Put bankers there as well. And some religious leaders. You'd take out 75% of all evil in this world.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:03 | 6188422 Outlaw_Rambler
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I've gotta confess, it was dark to watch this shit for me, since I'm russian. It's not that it was scary, it's just stupefying. Makes me wonder if these people even give a shit? Do they even realize what they're doing?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:32 | 6188425 Salsipuedes
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I know a lot of people who would like to pre-emptively strike Mark Dice. There would be a somewhat different reaction from say a 5'2" Asian girl with buckteeth. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:08 | 6188428 LooseLee
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I say lets send these 'signers' and any politician, banker, or corporate executive who espouses these views NOW to Ukraine, Seria, Iraq, et. al. They will need some preliminary training to be able to cope with any confrontation with Russia.  While we're at it, we need to pass a law that ANY politician who 'votes' (and voting must be mandatory) to go to War must first enlist anyone (females included) of blood decendency at least one generation up/down as a condition of this vote. Moreover, any company that provides 'tools' for this war also must do the same. My guess? A lot less war for America.....Any 'warhawk' who disagrees with these conditions is really a PUSSY and I think that SISSY from the Carolina's and that Liberal wearing RED from FL. running for POTUS should be the 1st to volunteer! Lets seperate the MEN from the BOYS from the outset!

P.S. Russia ain't the PUSSIES the Iraqi's are. There will be a lot of DEAD Americans should we go to war withRussia so why not send America's so-called Best & Brightest?...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:04 | 6188429 bid the soldier...
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How proud God must be of all his chillun.

 Lordy. Lordy.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:29 | 6189813 TheGreatRecovery
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He created them in His image.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:12 | 6188452 messystateofaffairs
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American intelligence has become an oxymoron. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:27 | 6188490 f16hoser
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When it comes to American Sheeple, you just can't fix STUPID!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:44 | 6188530 Savyindallas
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This is fucking hilarious  -yet also very sad. You see how the elites can pretty much do anything they want and count on dumbass American Sheeple to back them up. We're toast  -we'll kill many more millions in the interests of serving the criminal degenerate elite globalists who run this country  -but then we are toast. Maybe I was blissfully ignorant as a kid growing up in the 60's - but it sure seems that Americans today are far m ore ignorant, corrupt and pliable than they were in the past. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:54 | 6188551 peanuts
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Thanks to our public education, I mean brainwashing system.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:30 | 6188650 Savyindallas
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Our education was deliberatly destroyed-since the Department of Education took over local control  -It's all in the Protocols. Nothing accidental about it, not poor judgement or Liberal stupidity- just a deliberate, designed destruction of public education with a goal to propagandize rather than educate. Unfortunately, dumbing down AmeriKa was as easy as stealing candy from a baby. Even if people start to learn the Truth  -it's likely too late. Decades or even centuries of bondage and servitude-if not mass extermination  -is our destiny. We should have listened to those who were telling the Truth  -people like Henry Ford. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:12 | 6188750 Dickweed Wang
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Thanks to our public education, I mean brainwashing system.

From "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion":

Protocol XVI

1. In order to effect the destruction of all collective forces except ours we shall emasculate the first stage of collectivism - the UNIVERSITIES, by reeducating them in a new direction. THEIR OFFICIALS AND PROFESSORS WILL BE PREPARED FOR THEIR BUSINESS BY DETAILED SECRET PROGRAMS OF ACTION FROM WHICH THEY WILL NOT WITH IMMUNITY DIVERGE, NOT BY ONE IOTA. THEY WILL BE APPOINTED WITH ESPECIAL PRECAUTION, AND WILL BE SO PLACED AS TO BE WHOLLY DEPENDENT UPON THE GOVERNMENT.

2. We shall exclude from the course of instruction State Law as also all that concerns the political question. These subjects will be taught to a few dozen of persons chosen for their preeminent capacities from among the number of the initiated. THE UNIVERSITIES MUST NO LONGER SEND OUT FROM THEIR HALLS MILK SOPS CONCOCTING PLANS FOR A CONSTITUTION, LIKE A COMEDY OR A TRAGEDY, BUSYING THEMSELVES WITH QUESTIONS OF POLICY IN WHICH EVEN THEIR OWN FATHERS NEVER HAD ANY POWER OF THOUGHT.

 

A hoax????  Me thinks not . . . . .

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:51 | 6188540 peanuts
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Of all the fucking moronic petitions and the morons who sign it, haven't they ever heard of the policy of Mutually Assured Destruction and that that is actually the deterrent to an all out nuclear war?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:37 | 6188664 Joe A
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If you say 'deterrent' to these people they probably think it is for doing the dishes. And of MAD they would probably think it is a pro-wrestling character.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:00 | 6188719 Dickweed Wang
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If you say 'deterrent' to these people they probably think it is for doing the dishes.

PERFECT! These are the same ones that want to "axe" you something . . . . 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:12 | 6188749 Buster Cherry
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Now that's funny!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:45 | 6188982 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Here in Texas we think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 07:41 | 6189515 Joe A
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Hehehe, these Texans....

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:04 | 6188578 Gadfly
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Shit for brains.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:17 | 6188617 yogibear
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Barely above cattle.

Walk them into the gas chambers with Obama's hanging  name above and they'll gladly go.

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:07 | 6188585 marcusfenix
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I wonder if these are the same geniuses who singed the petitions banning private land ownership, the 2nd amendment and my personal favorite...

water.

you know what I would love to see? this guy going around asking people to sing a petition with a blank cover sheet and when they ask him what it's for he say's

"you have to sing it before you can read it".

anyways, I think thanks to our MIC propaganda most of these ingrates are under the delusional belief that we are under the protection of some some mystical, magical missile defense shield with star wars type super lasers and therefor there would be absolutely zero consequence to "us" nuking Russia. 

seriously some guy I work with actually informed me that we've got missiles and lasers that can shoot down all 5,000 or so Russian nukes long before the reach the lower 48...

whatever you say buddy.

boy are they in for a rude slap in the face from reality. 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:09 | 6188591 falconflight
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They're the same; the ones who signed the petition to arrest, imprison, and execute gun owners.  Remember that one?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:11 | 6188598 Peter Pan
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God love them. Amercans just want to be first at everything.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:15 | 6188607 yogibear
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This is more proof  that the majority of people in the the US are stupid.

It wasn't this bad back in the 1940's

Anything with the Obama name and  they'll sign.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:16 | 6188610 steelrules
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Floride, Glyphosate and Vaccines. 

Harvard Study Confirms Fluoride Reduces Children's IQ

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/08/14/fluoride-e...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:18 | 6188621 falconflight
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It's enough to make you despise your own people.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:57 | 6188710 Dickweed Wang
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It's enough to make you despise your own people.

Yeah buddy . . . . the ingnorant fucks.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:27 | 6188633 One of these is...
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automatic double posting has started happening to me, and it never used to before.(this is an edit of the auto double post)

I'm scared...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:25 | 6188634 One of these is...
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Guys and gals.Just take a second to think, please.

If it were You who could issue an order that will obliterate a city full of 3 million people plus their pets and the wild animals and the pretty green stuff, and the architecture and art that is in every city, would you, could you do it? All my fellow sexist pigs, could you in all conscience find any reason to vapourise or horribly mutilate 1.5 million women (some of them would be smokin' hot) in one go?

NOW, if like me you can't see yourself being that evil to a bunch of innocents even if the other evil guys missiles are flying over the pole, then ask yourself, why even HAVE the weapons system? If you can't bring yourself to issue the order what relevance does it have?

How do we get an end to this? I'm as bigoted as any Englishman can be, and find all those accomodations that one has to make to try and get along with foreigners most irksome, but I don't want to kill them, and frankly I don't want to be atom bombed myself either.

It's long past time we gave up this nuclear stuff. All of it. We do not need it and the disadvantages out weigh the benefits.

Tell your friends and famlly that the hippies were right all along. It's time to ban the bomb, and say "No Thanks" to nuclear power too.

There really is no downside to getting rid of it all and we save a shedload of money too!

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:33 | 6188656 Joe A
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"It's long past time we gave up this nuclear stuff. All of it. We do not need it and the disadvantages out weigh the benefits."

Okay, you first.....

You are right of course: we don't need this shit. But as long as one country in the world has it, the rest wants it too. That is the problem.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 07:25 | 6189477 One of these is...
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So why not give the UN the equivatelnt of one of those big russian boomers to operate, with the mandate to waste any country that launches a nuclear attack on a non nuclear state??

C'mon you aren't even trying to find a solution, and it's YOUR lives that are at stake here...

 

 

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 07:40 | 6189512 Joe A
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The UN is not the world's police force. It is an international body that through dialog and diplomacy tries to prevent/solve a problem in the world. But often it is not a neutral body. There is a lot of political lobbying going on. And some countries don't stick to UN resolutions.

I desire a world without nukes just as you do but the genie is out of the bottle and I am afraid it will be hard to put it back.

What would help? Suppose somebody at CERN invented a countermeasure. Let's say some sort of counter weapon that when detonated at the right time (let's say some milliseconds after a nuclear missile is exploding) absorbs all the nuclear energy released. Like something that you saw on "Mars attacks".

It is like gun control. People might want to get rid of them but not be the first or only one without them.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 13:28 | 6190563 One of these is...
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Gun control works well enough in my country.

Hardly anyone gets shot here, unlike in countries where everyone has a gun. (switzerland excluded of course).

In the real world I am a natural victim.

If anyone should carry a gun for self defence it is me, and believe me, I have thought about it, at great length.

Trouble is, the next fucker who picked on me would get shot. 

So I choose not to carry a gun or even keep on under my pillow.

The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few.

Mars attacks is a film, the technology to do that may well not exist, however in the real world where I live there are nations states all pointing Nuclear weapons at each other like a grand version of that well known scene in reservoir dogs.

Some of those weapons are targetting me, my girlfriend and our cat. I might be a bit contentious but the cat and GF are lovely creatures. They don't deserve to get vaporised. 

Someone needs to show some leadership, I feel.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:26 | 6188636 SMC
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The next “correction” may not be limited to only economic factors.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:49 | 6188691 yellowsub
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These must be the people that vote!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:54 | 6188702 Dickweed Wang
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This exercise proves how utterly ignorant most people in the USA are about two important things; 1) who their real enemy is in the world and 2) what effect a nuclear war would have on their country.  Totally disgusting . . . . . the ignorant bastards really deserve what's coming to them.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:13 | 6188734 Joe A
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Yes, many Americans are pretty stupid. Exceptionally even.

But the world is catching up! Everywhere where TV and fast food makes its introduction IQ will find itself on a downhill slope. Stupidity is contagious. Children think that milk comes out of a factory and that pasta grows on trees.

I have cousins that moved to San Diego from Europe. Recently they were back on holiday. They said the love the climate in San Diego. "Always warm and it's a dry heat so you don't sweat so much. It never rains. In some places it hasn't rained in decades". Then they complained about the drought, the water restrictions and the increases in water bills but failed to see the connection. I thought: "yes, you belong right there". I didn't even bother raising the topic of Fukushima.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:08 | 6188738 Mentalic
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This is quite disingenuous. When you are actually writing down something on a piece of paper, you are not really listening to what the others are saying. By deciding to insert his "pre-emptive nuclear strike" when they are actually signing, he is making sure they are not listening to his speech.

Although, a couple of them were foolish enough to actually sign after listening to his nuclear strike spiel before signing.

Just goes to show how easily these "statistics" can be bought and manipulated in the real world.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:12 | 6189757 TheGreatRecovery
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But in that case it would still demonstrate that Americans don't LISTEN, don't THINK, and don't CARE.  I feel sure that as soon as I heard the word "nuclear" I would have said, "WHAT?  I HOPE YOU'RE KIDDING."

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:53 | 6188847 Kina
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Dumbest Fucks on earth, well and truly deserve the Darwin award. It is actually hard to believe that people this stupid exist.

Lets shoot at them, because you know they don't have guns to shoot back.

Lets nuke Russia, you know, because one of Russia's nuclear armed submarines can wipe out half the USA.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:59 | 6188865 BoPeople
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Because nothing says freedom like murdering a whole bunch of innocent people.

Who are these sickoes?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:14 | 6188904 chisler
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Well this is exactly what the new world order is about. Its about dumbing down the electorate, its mushroon theory, keep them in the dark and feed them bull crap. 

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:04 | 6189125 homebody
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Based on tribal instincts and the propensity for humans to fight, I believe that we must have a self destruct gene that drives us.  You may be aghast at the acceptance of some to support a preemptive strike but just think of the other countries that hate us.  If you believe that we will never be attacked because of our religious beliefs, lifestyle, or love of freedom you are as misguided as the people signing the petition. 

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:16 | 6189763 TheGreatRecovery
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"just think of the other countries that hate us"

No.  Can't think of any.  I am old, and I can't remember EVER seeing ANY evidence that ANY other country hates us.  If you have some evidence, could you please remind me?  Thank you very much.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:15 | 6189136 Nexus789
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If the US were a person it would in a straight jacket and in a padded cell.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:23 | 6189147 Oswald did it
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Can we euthanize some of these folks?

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:35 | 6189160 onmail
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Since Potheaded BarackHomObamma has legalized drug abuse & gay sex&marriage , this is what you can expect from those CocksuckersOnDopeWithSyphillisDestroyedBrains.

Anyway they deserve what the retribution has stored for them...

Incoming

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:48 | 6189177 onmail
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One of the aims of JEWHAD is to destroy Russia

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:50 | 6189182 tumblemore
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if you didn't like white people then getting Russia and the west to nuke each other would get rid of a lot of white people.

 

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:51 | 6189183 gersky18
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And to think that Russia has more nuclear arms than the US. The ultimate scenario is already a given.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 02:55 | 6189232 GoldenDonuts
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I think that you are missing the point.  This guy was showing how stupid the average barry supporter is.  A petition to nuke Russia?  These folks think that the US can nuke Russia and it won't be a big deal that will have no repercussions.  How about not even thinking of the immorality of nuking hundreds of millions of other human beings?  The stupidity and immorality of the people in this video is frightening.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:06 | 6189748 TheGreatRecovery
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IMHO, not the average Obama supporter, but the average American.  He just said Obama because Obama happens to be President right now, so he HAD to say President Obama to make the petition sound believable..

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:07 | 6189749 TheGreatRecovery
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I thought the "missile gap" was exposed as a lie.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 02:05 | 6189201 falga
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I think the question should be re-drafted to ask about a preemptive strike against Australia which at least is far enough that Americans will not feel a thing.....  Anyhow before allowing these people to answer any question, they should be asked to point the location of the country on a world map...

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 07:20 | 6189213 erk
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The survey is an interesting demonstration of IQ

 

  But...it has electrolytes, that's what plants CRAVE!


Fri, 06/12/2015 - 03:14 | 6189243 kanoli
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In response, a Russian journalist tried the same trick in Crimea - asking Russians to sign a petition to nuke the USA.  Only one was seriously willing to sign it, the rest said no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK64aTNFmsA

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 04:43 | 6189304 Nostradumbass
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Ladies and gentelmen, I give you - Americans!

<golf clap>

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 11:00 | 6190132 OneTinTrooper
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I trust those people at least as much as I trust those in here.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 05:44 | 6189345 basho
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exceptionally brain-dead amis.

tick tock

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 06:49 | 6189412 Last of the Mid...
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Russia hell, Washington when it's in session. Would be a pretty good start.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 07:53 | 6189538 Quinvarius
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This proves that the right to vote needs to be limited.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 07:59 | 6189549 Brokenarrow
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Do they think Russia wont respond? They need to look at the photos from Hiroshima. The living will envy the dead. Where do they find people this fucking stupid? Obama will be hiding under the Denver airport while we burn. He and Biden will be getting pedicures from the SS. The Russias are not Vietnamese or the other poor, weak countries we attacked in the past for profit.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 07:59 | 6189550 northern vigor
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As soon as the guy said Obama support...they lined up and turned off their brains. They never even heard him say "nukes".

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 08:00 | 6189551 Youri Carma
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Mark Dice Video Sparks Fears of Nuclear Attack in Russia!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ajYDMh2QWo

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 08:38 | 6189660 Mike Honcho
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He does alot of these, in Cali so the picking is ripe.  One was him trying to trade a gold coin for $50....no sir!

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 10:55 | 6190109 OneTinTrooper
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I wouldn't pay someone on the street $50 for a gold coin either.  My day is short and I don't need to be buying stolen shit from a street hawker.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:03 | 6189741 TheGreatRecovery
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:-)  HEE HEE.  This is a spoof. 

See the petition-gatherer smiling at the cameraman? 

And the petition-signers are saying, "Sure, yeah, just nuke those Russkies, heck, they're the bad guys of the week, aren't they?  Can we watch the bombs go off on Pay Per View?"

And a lot of people like that VOTE!  :-)

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:21 | 6189784 PleasedToMeatYou
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And I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

I think that's just about as believable.  I know Major General Smedley Butler would have agreed. 

Our Founding Fathers would have us shot. 

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 09:42 | 6189869 Tarshatha
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And this is the reason the world needs a bloody good culling.

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