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Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:03 | 6188047 chunga
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turnout is going to be the lowest ever because everybody knows it's all fake and the candidates BLOW

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:13 | 6188067 Normalcy Bias
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Yep. It'll be a Giant Douche vs a Turd Sandwich...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:19 | 6188090 Freedom In Your...
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Fuck the psychopathic fucktards trying to run for any government position. Does government just go away if less than 1% of the population doesn't vote for any of them?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:26 | 6188104 blindman
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no, it doesn't just go away. it seems it gets
better only when all the schemes fail and the only thing left
is incrementally better than complete failure and
insanity or nothing at all. i think they call it
"muddling through" in political science? and that is the
art of it that only kicks in when complete fraud and
daylight stealing can no longer be concealed or masked
as something else.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:28 | 6188110 Freedom In Your...
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Well then let's cut through all the bullshit and get right down to that part then. For fuck's sake, the world is already at peak insanity levels.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:39 | 6188142 NoDebt
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Here's my campaign t-shirt:

http://www.rowdygentleman.com/products/reagan-bush-84-short-sleeve-pocke...

I actually bought one of these.  Say what you want about Reagan, love him or hate him, but the nostalgia level of people who talk to me is off the charts when I wear it.  Don't worry about going in bad neighborhoods wearing it either.  Nobody there even knows who the fuck Reagan was.  The Bush name will get you in trouble, though.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:11 | 6188446 Realname
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Damn, at $32 a pop they must be the original shirts from 1984.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:12 | 6188450 MonetaryApostate
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Government Brainwashing Schools are working...

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:23 | 6188096 chunga
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Sinister TPP is universally and loudly opposed by everyone but the political class. This proves without a doubt that they do not care what the sheep think one bit. It's right out in the open now for all to see.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:39 | 6188148 TungstenBars
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Sure, but most don't see it or care. Politicians are supposed to care about that stuff, not them.

 

Most are talking about he-shes right now

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:09 | 6188261 WestVillageIdiot
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Do you have to bring Hillary into every conversation? 

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:40 | 6188517 newdoobie
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Turd Sandwich! Turd Sandwich!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:52 | 6188697 Normalcy Bias
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TURD PAC!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:32 | 6188654 AGuy
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"turnout is going to be the lowest ever because everybody knows it's all fake and the candidates BLOW"

I think your giving more credit to the American public than they deserve. The <strikeout>candidate</strikeout> conman  that offers the most free stuff and obscene promises will win in 2016.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:59 | 6189004 The Rolling Thunder
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My best friend's ex-wife makes $75/hr on the laptop. She has been unemployed for eight months but last month her income with big fat bonus was over $15000 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Read more on this site..... www.Earnmore9.com

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:06 | 6188048 lordylord
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Can't believe that people have Hillary 2016 bumper stickers.  Didn't think they had the brain power to breathe and navigate at the same time.

Seeing those is instant road rage for me.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:08 | 6188059 Coke and Hookers
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Why do you think all those self driving cars are being prepared for the market?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:16 | 6188083 Ms. Erable
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There are idiots that are still proudly displaying their '0bama 2012' stickers on their cars. Probably not a coincidence that they all drive the way they think: like shit.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:20 | 6188093 TheAntiProgressive
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If you see that, quietly key thier car.  She should be in jail right the heck now.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:39 | 6188147 Normalcy Bias
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Naw, don't sink to their level!

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 06:21 | 6189377 Tall Tom
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Yeah. You are right,

 

Thermite their car instead. Use some knowlege of Chemistry in your attack.

 

The people in this video are Thermiting a car...because it is French.

 

https://youtu.be/rdCsbZf1_Ng?t=1m37s

 

Keying a car takes no brains at all.

 

You are right. Do not stoop to their level. Use some brains.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:36 | 6188135 Normalcy Bias
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Give those people a wide berth on the roadways. I've done the same with the Obama bumper sticker fuktards, and that practice HAS helped me avoid a few accidents.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:04 | 6188049 lasvegaspersona
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If either Rubio or Clinton are on the ticket it will already be over for the USA.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:11 | 6188066 Winston Churchill
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Or any of them for that matter. I'm still not sure about Rand, but have to assume he's gone over

to the dark side.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:51 | 6188191 UselessEater
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Rand Paul

http://nationalinterest.org/feature/rand-paul-the-case-conservative-real...

Instead of just talking about a so-called “pivot to Asia,” the Obama administration should prioritize negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership by year’s end.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:25 | 6188485 Billy the Poet
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Infuriating.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:09 | 6188062 kaiserhoff
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And then we have Barry's high treason on immigration, abuse of the IRS, defiance of court orders, etc.

Thank dog the old jew media are dying.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:27 | 6188107 XitSam
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The "jew media are dying"? I thought they controlled everything. Why didn't I get the memo? Who are the replacements?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:26 | 6188488 Billy the Poet
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The Replacements are 1980s hipster band from the upper Midwest. Check out their album, "Tim."

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:23 | 6188930 TheReplacement
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Tim was anything but hipster.  They played rock while the guitarist was still alive even though he didn't really write.  His passion for pace kept Westerberg honest and the music moving. 

Do not forget Stink, Sorry ma, forgot to take out the trash,  and Hootenanny.  Pleased to meet me was the best of their later stuff and that wasn't hipster either.

Minneapolis was the scene and yeah, they sucked live (too drunk to play).

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 01:30 | 6189156 Billy the Poet
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I should have known better than to have used an adjective.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:23 | 6188098 ThirdWorldNut
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Wont look so funny when she wins, which she will.

Shame.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:26 | 6188105 VWAndy
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 I smell chain yank here. Maybe its just me?

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:27 | 6188108 Al Gophilia
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Only a woman could fix the mess left by men. I just hope that Janet Yellen runs for office because at least she has experience with money.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:12 | 6188274 WestVillageIdiot
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Janet Yellen is a woman?  No way!

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 10:14 | 6189976 Ace006
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Embezzlers and counterfeiters also have experience with money.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:55 | 6188141 tunetopper
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No: The government will become irrelevant when the IRS tax receipts fall to a level that no matter how much the DoJ trys to take from the TBTF banks, and the Pay to Play Lobbyists, and the tarrifs on ethanol, and the various other sources of protection that they provide for Corporations that the need US Govt to keep their innovative competitors (both foreign and domestic) from disrupting their sorry products, services & plans, it wont help us. It wont even help us to decide what traits a leader should possess.  Because at that moment, everyone will realize that no leader can help us.  We will be thoroughly bankrupt.  Further, no other country will help us - because we screwed them all over at one time or another.    We will all be (and feel) guilty of economic fascism .... and it will feel a lot like post WWII Germany-- but it will be here in the ole US of A.

 

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 18:59 | 6188221 Arthur Schopenhauer
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I'm thinking maybe some guy who looks like Jesus is fixin' to show up, and once he gets started he's gonna be whuppin' a lotta asses for quite some time.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:44 | 6188527 newdoobie
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Giant Douche! Giant Douche!

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 19:25 | 6188322 Salsipuedes
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They are indeed all "relatives."

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 20:18 | 6188468 Anunnaki
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So the R's are going withRubio it appears

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 21:14 | 6188606 Caleb Abell
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Rubio is an asshole, but he is also from Florida and bought a boat with his own money to go fishing.  This is stunning news.  Who could imagine that someone from Florida would want a boat.  First time this has ever happened.  There must be some kind of corruption or scandal going on.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:27 | 6188940 TheReplacement
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Do find out who Rubio's primary benefactor is and report back with everything you can find out about him.  Yes, I'm saying Rubio is bought.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 10:17 | 6189987 Ace006
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As they all are.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 22:28 | 6188786 brown_hornet
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Good looking woman in USMC sargeants uniform pulled up next to me the other day and gave a positive comment about my Ron Paul bumper sticker.

Thu, 06/11/2015 - 23:27 | 6188943 TheReplacement
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And you didn't get her name or number...

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 00:22 | 6189059 DrHydralisk
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The Great Unwashed will vote her in - Shes the new Kim Kardashian!

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 03:27 | 6189256 Firewood
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Hillbillie Klingon is the mug I want in the White house window when it burns.

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 06:40 | 6189396 22winmag
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The South was right!

Fri, 06/12/2015 - 10:19 | 6189994 Ace006
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And how.

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