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Cunts
QE 4 is on the way.
WTF?
WTF Bitchez
Hmmm, I smell curry. Time for another Hindu frogmarch.
pods
Quoth the Bankster, "QEVARMOAR".
sell financials buy utility's you heard it here first.
In a word? MANIPULATION!
(We cheated some folks..)
What difference does it make?
This happens in the gold market almost daily... except for the BTFD part.
Desperately Seeking Airpockets
Hahaha, god I love ZH for this. Those charts... hahaha
Muh last fix didn't work... give we muh fix!
Look, we struck oil...bwhahahahahah
It's actually a sewage line but no one's bothered to tell them yet.
Insider Trading. Something got passed from someone to someone and then someone else and we're OFF to the races !!!
I'm sorry. That was mean. There is no Insider Trading. The SEC said so. This is just evidence of "efficient" markets.
Nothing to see.....move along.
Go long WTF. I don't know or care if it is a publicly traded company or not. Buy WTF!!!
Best comment in YEARs !!! LOL !! +1000 WTF's
WTF is traded on the Oz
Blue Horseshoe loves WTF
There's a great review of WTF on lemonparty.org. Best piece on the market price action I've seen written in a while.
We WTF'ed Some Folks.
Whiskey tango foxtrot 4thwinben
Leonardo da Vinci wrote "The swan is white without spot, and it sings sweetly as it dies, that song ending its life."
And, after few days in the sun, dead white swan turns black.
Isn't life a bitch?
The all-new-1-second-HFT-short-squeeze. Let's see if you carbon based traders can react to that!
HEEeeeeyyyyy....wait a minute. What if word is getting out that QEternity part deux is back ?
I thought Navinder Sarao was in prison? Must have good WiFi there!
First half 2/20 gets booked in 13 trading days.
FYI
Ha ha ha I wonder how many have a sore ass right about now lol... Fuck these rigged markets .
Yep. A good buddy of mine called the top last week, Told him...are you insane...do you remember how much money I lost when I called the top?
Free markets for free men. What a joke.....
What's an OTC equity in the new normal again?
Better yet "what is due diligence"?
If you're not an insider, you're not 'due'.
BTFC. afterall, when you're a banker and you write the script, you probably already know whats coming tonight. so, does greece cave and get more loans from the EU/IMF to pay back the EU/IMF? paying off a lower rate card with a higher rate card. the new normal, aka centrally planned ponzi scheme.
THE FED'S TRADING DESK IN NYC IS MANIPULATING THE STOCK MARKET.
They are sick bastards.
Ha Ha Lester1! You got me. The Q? now is who will be 88?
Hey, did you just break Rule 5 of Bankrupt Gubbermint Club?!
those charts look like
a drunk seal trying to find it's way
to their breathing hole in the ice...
+100 m. p.
That is one good analogy.
Leave it to you to think about seals :)
Leave no stock behind !
Last minute shopping...what you have never done an impulse buy?
Nothing unusual here...at all!
They're running this sucker as high as possible to soften the fall from GREXIT.
Not So Free Trade Bill just got a confirmed vote count (but it's a secret) shhhh or you will be shot.
BS electronic short-squeeze. In with the hard longs and out with the weak shorts. So what else is new??
Holding short after-hours within days of Yellen Q&A inadvisable.
I love it when the Flash Boys get their superconducting cables back up and running, and then have these "injection" wars with each other. :-)
I'll prey for EMP.
DOW 18000!
Those are some fucked up charts, bitchez!
Hey, those look like the gold charts, just upside down.
WTF - Wanton Theft & Fraud?
Actually, I like Want To Fail.
What happened at 10:29 EDT? Bigger dump than that ramp at the end of the session. I'd like to see the zoom-in on that time of day for all four.
Nanex is on it.
But what does it matter if you're not a playah?
Rumour is WTF will split after the next earnings meeting. Long WTF.
http://money.cnn.com/data/markets/dow/
notice anything?
There are a bunch of dicks called bankers. They print infinite money. They set the prices.
Its the "Put Back" play, put the market back where it was every fuking time it goes red during a Federal potty break. Yellen should make the Federal traders stay at the desk and pee in a bottle, this is starting to look bad.
The biggest group of insider traders is not Congress, believe it or not.
It is the SEC.
Look it up. They front run their own reports.
Corruption runs wild in Amerika. No one is in charge.
Sad days.