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Hillary Clinton Delivers First Official Campaign Speech - Live Webcast

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For months, Hillary Clinton kept radiosilence unsure how to best address and respond to numerous accusations of impropriety involving the Clinton foundation, the "cash-for-speeches" fiasco, the various email scandals and countless other public issues that have dogged her second presidential campaign. Moments ago, she reappeared and is rolling out her 2016 presidential campaign with a speech at Roosevelt Island in New York City. Watch it live below.

 

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Sat, 06/13/2015 - 11:58 | 6193297 RacerX
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Like a turd that just wont flush down..

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:21 | 6193370 grekko
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Okay, that was precious!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:43 | 6193424 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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So... the US is an arrogant, lazy, greedy, fake, untrustworthy, cowardly, and morally bankrupt nation (Did I miss anything?). Hillary is the perfect person to be it's leader. Can there be a better one?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:04 | 6193478 rccalhoun
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Zero Hedge-- Why the fuck are you showing this cunt live?  (ever). 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:25 | 6193569 Paveway IV
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Her assistant made a motion with her finger towards her face, indicating that her boss - about to go live - had something on hers.

Hillary nervously lashed out  - her lizard tongue flailing about her face. She quickly wiped the spot of fresh infant blood off her cheek and smacked her lips in secret delight. The vein on her forehead bulged out for a fraction of a second as the reptilian inside her wrinkly skin shell stirred.

The assistant nodded in approval, indicating everything was in order for the broadcast.

As the lights came on, Hillary turned to her assistant and hissed, "Next time, have the God damn sacrificial babies ready ahead of time so I don't have to rush my feast or I'll put this cankle so far up you ass...."

Director [whispering]: "We're live!"

Hillary [waving to cheering crowd]: "Thank you... Oh... Thank you all..." 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:41 | 6193936 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"Hillary Clinton Delivers First Official Campaign Speech - Live Webcast"~

"What difference does it make?"

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:57 | 6193955 Never One Roach
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Speaking of Hillary, i read bruce, ...ooops, i mean Caitlyn, is donating his/her ablls to Barry.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:08 | 6194343 Xibalba
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RI is where the city puts it mental patients 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:39 | 6193421 Crash Overide
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I hope the peasants throw cabbage and rotten tomato's at her, she kinda deserves it.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:06 | 6193482 Bush Baby
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That face with smile is really a latex mask

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:45 | 6193442 Pliskin
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What an absolute insult to turds worldwide, you're despicable RacerX, get out of here!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:09 | 6193489 Pig Circus
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Fucking skank of a nasty CUNT.

That is all, see you in a few months.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:38 | 6193555 Fukushima Fricassee
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Cunt of corruption.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:41 | 6193562 kill switch
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A comebacker...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:05 | 6193760 BullyBearish
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The synagogue of satan's favorite candidate

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:01 | 6194087 hangemhigh77
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She's even a shitty fucking liar Lady please stfu and leave us alone. I don't think even the sheeple are this fucking stupid. If I were a fucking moron you would be insulting my intelligence. Before you go please fuck yourself first By the way you're one ugly fatassed fugly bitch too.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:02 | 6193309 Commodore64
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Word says it..campaign..just an ad.

Nothing to do with what she will do after the "election"  

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:06 | 6193324 813kml
Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:21 | 6193517 silverer
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Does the word "nuclear" come to mind?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:02 | 6193310 813kml
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How low must one's IQ be to believe any of her bullshit?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:17 | 6193361 Rakshas
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WELCOME TO AMERIKA COMRADE!!

Tonight we dine on Sheep Nuts........ 

 

... Booch Clintfuk what's the difference, I'm sitting here at an airport in Canada waiting on my flight listening to a group of Phama Pushing hens - on thier way to china to peddle more big pharma shit taliking about how they hope she gets her chance she deserves it after so long........ fuck me I nearly kicked them all in the face ..... 

OT looks like anger management was a waste of time.......

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:25 | 6193386 corporatewhore
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and that's exactly what is so sick.

 

women think she deserves it (and some "men" also).  No rap sheet, no dead bodies, no missing white house furniture, no gross abuse of power, no whatever.  It doesn't matter.  She deserves it.

that's not a good enough reason

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:27 | 6193534 corporatewhore
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women is so sexist.

I should have written womyn.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:59 | 6193735 Sokhmate
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Woperson

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:00 | 6193743 Sokhmate
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Scratch that.  Son refers to male. Woperchild

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:41 | 6193426 snodgrass
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People vote tribally. Lots of stupid women will vote for her because she's a woman just like people voted for Barry Sotero because he was black. That was his only qualification.

 

But keep in mind that the elections are fixed so the 1 percent will get the candidate of their choice no matter how people vote. Like Stalin said, it doesn't matter how people vote. What matters is who counts the votes.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:53 | 6193457 Keynesians say ...
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Can't agree more

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:20 | 6193516 silverer
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You are right.  They will simply report the numbers as they see fit.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:44 | 6193439 Keynesians say ...
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Sadly many many sad, dumb, and uninformed women will vote for her simply because of - MUH FIRST WOMEN PRESIDENT. Many lib and metro males will as well. But hell, who cares though because the next Fraud in Chief has probably already been selected by the puppet master

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:06 | 6193968 Anunnaki
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If that is the case how did Peace Prize beat her in 08

She has to do what Milliband couldn't in UK: convince marginal voters to turn up to vote for her and convince independents to do the same

Many women depsise her in ways that never happened to Obama with minorities

She will get soft support from blacks bc she is old and white. Hispanics are muy pissed at the Dems for lip service on immigration

Plus Midwest is no longer blue. She won't win every One of those states Peace Prize got twice

Gonna have trouble with Southwest: Colorado, Nevada. Maybe New Mex

Flyover country not going to break for Cankles in the way it did for Bammy

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:19 | 6193510 silverer
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From the way it looks so far, higher than I'm comfortable with...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:02 | 6193311 401K of Dooom
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She should have done it in Hope, Arkansas.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:46 | 6193571 thamnosma
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At the Mena airport even better.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:02 | 6193312 Fun Facts
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Wonder who wrote it for her ?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:02 | 6193313 q99x2
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Arrest her. Don't let her get away.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:02 | 6193315 The Carbonator
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Who really cares.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:05 | 6193318 samjam7
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So she's saying that she's against TIPP and TPP? I doubt that very much...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:05 | 6193319 corporatewhore
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give me ten HONEST reasons why i should vote for you.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:06 | 6193321 Commodore64
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gimme 1

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:10 | 6193340 corporatewhore
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i grade on a curve and so far this gets an F

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:48 | 6193576 thamnosma
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I am woman

hear me roar

I am strong

I am invincible

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:05 | 6193320 Joebloinvestor
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She can't fade into obscurity fast enough.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:33 | 6193411 e_goldstein
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She's like herpes.

It may lie dormant for awhile, but eventually it'll be back.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:09 | 6193332 Jack Daniels Esq
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Billary & Yellen - two of America's most despised, dangerous bitchez

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:10 | 6193339 wmbz
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I heard a person on the radio talking about some poll just taken. The question was, which candidate would you like to spend time on a vaction with.

23% picked the Hildabeast, 9% picked the Bush and on down the line. So what does this prove?

Not much other than the 23% that picked the Cackling Cankle are knuckle dragging mouth breathing pathetic morons...

That vote!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:15 | 6193358 KenShabby
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Vacation? How quaint.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:16 | 6193359 corporatewhore
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Well, we live in a society that thinks you must live like and emulate the Kardashians.

Every idiot posts nonsense on facebook and twitter.

Bare Naked and somesuch is a popular TV program.

Bachelorett and Bachelor also.

TMZ is all about gangsta rappers as if they contribute anything to the bettermen of man.

There are useful idiots a plenty in America.

I could go on and on but the point is she already has 49% and only has to swing that 2% to win.  Diebold is open for bidding

 

 

 

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:20 | 6193985 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Yes, they only need to make it feel believable to the majority (who are brain-dead idiots). The details are left to Diebold (or whatever they're calling themselves now).

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:12 | 6193346 Consuelo
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Jokes & insults (richly deserved), aside, what does it mean when a high-ranking politician with a proven 'rap sheet' as long as your arm, can carry on like she does as if nothing ever happened, nothing in the past matters and 'Skrew-you' on top of it?    What does that say about a nation and what does it portend for the future? 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:19 | 6193364 grekko
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Portend?  Moar bad news.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:39 | 6193558 silverer
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It means a lot of dead people without remorse.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:12 | 6193349 TBaggerVance
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Anyone of us that did any of 20 different things that she's done would be in prison now.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:13 | 6193350 Kirk2NCC1701
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Who cares what Clitory and Bush have to say!

They both work for the same c-u-n-t-s:  Global Banksters and Zi'Borgs.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:31 | 6193402 lakecity55
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"I was a slave of George Soros"
---By Hitlery

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:35 | 6193416 e_goldstein
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Slave? More like a willing minion.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:38 | 6193556 silverer
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When you vote for Hillary, you are actually voting for the list of her largest supporters.  And we know how well that's worked out so far...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:13 | 6193351 Infinite QE
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Are they really going to foist this wench on us? Really? Well, I guess after the switching-hitting Pres with a transexual wife, anything is possible.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:31 | 6193399 lakecity55
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Looks like she had a facelift

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:16 | 6193494 813kml
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Too bad the donor was a C.H.U.D.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqDToaLuJ7I

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:53 | 6194433 combatsnoopy
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Icky has that warped skin pulled on top of her ears.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:24 | 6193381 grekko
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What really gets me is the crowd.  Who, in their right mind, would cheer for this thief/power hungry/ladder climbing bitch? 

Welcome to the human race.  -Snake Pliskin

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:33 | 6193409 suteibu
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I go one step further.  Who in their right mind would give up an afternoon to go listen to the corrupt cow.

(Or any politician, for that matter.)

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:39 | 6193425 Pliskin
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You're welcome.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:49 | 6194181 dreadnaught
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This time, I will vote Republican-but not for just any old sad sack, stupid GOP lizard-but likely for Rand Paul. Reason if you dont vote, Hellory will likely win...

of course if there were a NONE OF THE ABOVE checkbox on the ballot, it would get my vote

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:30 | 6193533 silverer
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Maybe some enterprising person will screenshot it, and use face-matching software to pin down who those supporters are.  After all, the government does it.  Then you can search their Facebook pages and background, and see what they are all about.  They probably were asked to sign non-disclosure agreements.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:15 | 6193784 nakki
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I would imagine that 95% of the "crowd" are people who work for Hillary, some part of the government, or receive government contracts. The other 5% are fucking star whore fucks, the same type of people that would go to a bar because someone from "the Jersey shore" is there. Fucking chimps

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:27 | 6193394 1033eruth
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I wonder how many hired supporters were in the crowd.  You know, just like extras when they are filming a movie.  That's why she needs the big bucks in campaign donations, to hire professional crowd cheerleaders.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:32 | 6193405 gregga777
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The RULE OF LAW will be equally enforced only when the PEOPLE rise up to assert it themselves.

• Form county-wide PEOPLES COURTS in every STATE to investigate and indict CRIMINALS and/or TRAITORS like the CLINTONS, BUSH'S, OBAMA'S, BANKING GANGSTERS, GREENSPAN, BERNANKE, YELLEN, FINANCIAL GANGSTERS, WARREN BUFFETT, etc.

• ARREST them wherever found, including campaign propaganda tours, bring them to TRIAL.

• If and when found GUILTY, sentence them to prison terms using the same guidelines that the Oligarchies courts use for the people. Send them to prisons specializing in hard labor for all prisoners.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:41 | 6193407 Boxed Merlot
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So will the speech show up on her tax return as income or expense?

 

We know her contributors consider their participation as capex.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:33 | 6193412 ebworthen
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Listening to the speech right now. LORD HELP US!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:43 | 6193438 kowalli
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yes, and she will win selections.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:54 | 6193458 kchrisc
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"Watch me. Watch me. Don't watch the Zionist magicians over there putting the rabbit in the hat."

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

Great read on the Clintons: http://1984arkansasmotheroftheyear.blogspot.mx/2013/08/the-clintons-grea...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:34 | 6193628 Boxed Merlot
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Great read on the Clintons...

 

 

It depends on your definition of "great".  I couldn't finish it, not even half.  The truth is truly painful.  I can only take so much until even silence becomes unbearably truthful. 

What have we allowed to be produced and unleashed on the earth?

 

 

Hypocrisy is the price vice pays to virtue.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:37 | 6193687 kchrisc
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Yeah, it just gets worse and worse.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:10 | 6193881 Boxed Merlot
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So, OK, is it just me or is it just too weird that the Arkansas duo have a son and a daughter that could actually marry each other because they don't share any of the same DNA?  (Not that there's anything wrong with that, even in AK.)

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:55 | 6193460 cheech_wizard
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If would have been far more appropriate for her to give her first official campaign speech from Hart Island...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 12:58 | 6193461 HamRove
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And now we pray:

Lord, deliver us from cankles. She's a shreiking harpy made of hair and teeth and tenticles. Oh Lord, allow us to cast this human garbage back to the Arkansas cess pool she came from.

What ever happen to exiling people? No really, It seems appropriate here.

Thank you Jesus.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:06 | 6193484 shouldvekilledthem
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The whore of babylon.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:14 | 6193500 Raul44
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The talmudic whore of babylon and its babylonian talmud.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:07 | 6193486 Bush Baby
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340 million fucking people , and this is what we get?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:13 | 6193497 kowalli
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the best of the best

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:43 | 6193697 TeethVillage88s
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I notice she doesn't Weight in on TPP, TISA, or TTIP.

What no guts Hillary or you don't really want to Serve the People?

Go ahead play your games, Everyone can see you have no Real Values or Integrity.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:12 | 6193493 Raul44
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More than her and her speech, I was really interested in seeing all those stupid people in the background in video and their supporting reaction. What a tards my god...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:28 | 6193537 silverer
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America: the country that roots for criminals.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:23 | 6193652 rejected
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rutting with criminals.

Fixed it.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:47 | 6193703 TeethVillage88s
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Notice it looks like she has to really work to get a smile going.

I'm not saying she is an angry feminist, angry wife, or angry corporate Executive Type, but somewhere in there.

Vote for me because I'm Angry, not because I will change anything.

Hillary = Angry = At Something = But not about anything important in fixing America

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:54 | 6193951 Anunnaki
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Botox makes it hard to smile

Plus with her entitlement inevitability she really Hates having to fake liking people

Can't wait til a hot mic picks up, "how much longer do I have to do this shit. Can't I just go back to Goldman and Chase to collect my pay envelope?"

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:33 | 6193548 vune
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ugh!!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:20 | 6193593 thebigunit
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Now, you're all just being drama queens.

I'm sure that Hillary puts her $14,000 designer pantsuits on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 13:55 | 6193597 Atomizer
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Hillary: I'm a feminist, even though Bill rates me as second hand crotch putang reused. 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:03 | 6193614 Atomizer
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Good luck Hillary. Wait until you get in the back of line after the foundation, Secretary of State scandals. What is your position on TPA and TPP?

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:46 | 6193943 Anunnaki
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From the Atlamtic Apr 2015

Obama's biggest hurdle in getting the trade deal approved was always his own party, as my colleague Russell Berman pointed out last week, when negotiators reached a deal to fast-track the TPP. What's changed is that the TPP has collided with the presidential race—in ways that are risky for Hillary Clinton. The problem for Clinton is that she has historically backed free-trade deals, and as secretary of state called the TPP "the gold standard in trade agreements." Yet her campaign's big push over the last week or two has been to prove her liberal bona fides. Many progressives still don't like NAFTA, a product of Bill Clinton's administration (actually, many Americans don't like NAFTA),

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:06 | 6193619 shutterbug
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CORPORATE CHILL PRIMADONA.

She should be in jail for breaking laws and some othere things (what doesnt matter anymore!!), instead she is a
president candidate .... Because she is a woman and the youngest (cunt?) ever in the white house?!

USA, the region with Walking Dead.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:19 | 6193644 rejected
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Oh Yea Zero Hedge. I want to waste two hours of my lowly pleb life on a bungling lying fascist whose only purpose in is to make everyone's life just as miserable as possible?!

How about something interesting, like watching grass grow...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:23 | 6193651 I Write Code
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Oh what a crab bucket we have become, that only the slimiest crab manages to climb to the top.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:27 | 6193662 Flying Wombat
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Classic humor:

 

Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’

http://thenewsdoctors.com/hillary-clinton-to-nation-do-not-fuck-this-up-for-me/

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:41 | 6193694 TeethVillage88s
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Didn't listen to her, but the Radio played her saying "Make this your Campaign".

Bahahaha

Yeah Americans only have a memory of 2-3 years.

Barack Stabbed Everyone in the Back with his Corporatocracy instead of keeping a single promise and proving he he doesn't do anything without Corporate support and Corporate Writers.

National Politics = One Party Called Corporatism = Stabbed in the Back Voters who can't remember what Integrity is.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:22 | 6193804 thebigunit
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You're down on corporations, aren't you.

I can tell.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:57 | 6193727 tarabel
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So let me get this straight...

The smartest woman in America "relaunches" her Presidential campaign with a big splashy event on a SATURDAY????

I'm voting for someone dumb enough to know that nobody is paying attention on the weekend.

Plus, of course, lots of big news happening that will suck even more oxygen out of her pitifully contrived Potemkin event.

Proof that perhaps God has not yet abandoned the United States of America.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:38 | 6193930 Anunnaki
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Acting like a woman with a lot to hide

Plus blowing Wall Street for cash is a Mon- Fri gig

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:54 | 6193952 tarabel
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She is so hidden that we're likely to find out that she's actually a black male midget when she finally shows up in public to take the "Oaf of Office" as Justice Roberts so eloquently put it.

Mi9ght be his only good moment in a career of slithering sell-outs.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:02 | 6193742 Cycle
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Antisocial personality disorder signs and symptoms may include:

 

  • Disregard for right and wrong
  • Persistent lying or deceit to exploit others
  • Using charm or wit to manipulate others for personal gain or for sheer personal pleasure
  • Intense egocentrism, sense of superiority and exhibitionism
  • Recurring difficulties with the law
  • Repeatedly violating the rights of others by the use of intimidation, dishonesty and misrepresentation
  • Child abuse or neglect
  • Hostility, significant irritability, agitation, impulsiveness, aggression or violence
  • Lack of empathy for others and lack of remorse about harming others
  • Unnecessary risk-taking or dangerous behaviors
  • Poor or abusive relationships
  • Irresponsible work behavior
  • Failure to learn from the negative consequences of behavior
Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:10 | 6193770 BullyBearish
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Saw her new bumper sticker...on a Prius of course:

 

"I'M Ready for Hillary"

 

Reminds me of how I felt waiting for the 4 gallons of laxative to work before my colonoscopy

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:12 | 6193777 JR
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Forewarned: AFP

“If Hillary Clinton is elected president, the number of illegal aliens crossing the border in America will get even worse than it has been under Obama, she recently admitted. Speaking to a round table of illegal high schoolers in Las Vegas, she boasted that she will extend Obama’s executive orders to encourage illegal immigration. Obama has already protected illegals brought to this country as minors, but Mrs. Clinton said she wants that amnesty extended to their parents as well. ‘But that’s just the beginning,’ she assured the illegals. She said her plan would be to put the invaders on the track for full U.S. citizenship, not just legal status.”

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:44 | 6193842 thebigunit
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Not too hard to believe.

It would really be compelling if there were a checkable source.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:13 | 6194114 JR
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Hillary Clinton says Obama's immigration orders are 'just the beginning' as she slams Republicans for giving illegal immigrants 'second-class status' and promises 'to go even further' if she's president | The Daily Mail

May 24, 2015

'I want to do everything we can to defend the president's executive orders,' she said, adding separately that 'as president I would do everything possible under the law to go even further.

‘We should put into place a simple, straightforward and accessible way for parents of DREAMers ... to make their case,' Clinton added, 'and to be eligible for the same deferred action as their children.'

'But that's just the beginning.' 

Clinton said no one on the Republican side of the 2016 presidential contest had a plan to put illegal immigrants on a path to citizenship.

'When they talk about "legal status"' instead of 'citizenship,' she insisted, 'that is code for second-class status.' 


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3068468/Clinton-discuss-immigration-reform-Nevada.html#ixzz3cyz2Y1eC

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 21:52 | 6194548 Anunnaki
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Cankles has to pander to the Latin vote

Those that bothered to vote: Hispamic males voted Republican in 2014. Women barely at all

Hillary ain't Obama. Her being both old and white makes her need that black-Latin coalition obama enjoyed to hold or she will lose mid west and southwest states. Florida

Dicey at best

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 00:24 | 6194826 thebigunit
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Thenk yew.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:29 | 6193817 thebigunit
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Hillary and John Kerry go into a bar.

Hillary says to the bartender, "Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses."

The bartender says: "So how many whiskeys, and how many beers?"

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:15 | 6193889 jomama
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I hope barf bags and raincoats were provided.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:29 | 6193914 thunderchief
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Fuck you Hillary,

The day you become president is the last day sensible Americans leave the fucking place permanently,  you corporate hoe.

Third party or nothing!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:35 | 6193922 Anunnaki
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Did she cwll TPP the Gold Standard of trade deals? Direct quote

Haven't had Gold Standard of anything in this sad country since 1971

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:44 | 6193939 Feel it Reel it
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Bill Clinton, GW Bush, Obama, Hillary Clinton....All were or still are attorneys...see the pattern....Attorneys are the problem...The law profession is corrupt especially at the Politicial level.....50-55% of The House and Senate are Trial Lawyers/Attorneys...Stop electing Lawyers...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:37 | 6194031 bobdog54
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Truly, I cannot fathom the simplemindedness of those cheering for her. She is and always has been totally self-serving (review her record vs the speech today - must have had a life-changing event or she is just still lying). Further, her speech was loaded, absolutely loaded with more expensive entitlements - how does she propose to pay for that? We are already spending in excess of $2 billion more per day than what is being taken in by the government.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:45 | 6194046 thecondor
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I hope she chokes on her dentures. What a shit bag she is. 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:28 | 6194146 Dixie Flatline
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How did the politically expedient rapist's spouse do?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:50 | 6194193 smacker
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Well, Hillary Clinton is not Margaret Thatcher. Far from it.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:18 | 6194369 deimos178
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poetic justice would be her getting a severe debilitating stroke that shuts that hideous pie hole and costs Bill millions for her care. Let us pray.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 13:27 | 6195626 Buster Cherry
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No, it will be you and me paying for that, just like we're paying thru the nose for Gabrielle Giffords being shot in the head.

She was so heroic for getting shot, the Navy is naming a warship after her.

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/video/dr-jill-biden-christens-uss-gabrielle-giffo...

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 00:01 | 6194804 Buster Cherry
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fucking seahag

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