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Texas Cops Raid, Shutdown Lemonade Stand Run By 7 Year Old Girls

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Submitted by Mike Krieger via Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

Don’t mess with Texas. Particularly if you happen to be a person who enjoys the freedom to purchase lemonade from two adorable little girls trying to raise money to buy their dad a Father’s Day gift. In that case, you better watch out. The cops are on the case, ever vigilant to protect the unsuspecting citizen from the perils of contraband juice.

There is a war on normal human behavior happening all across America. It was only yesterday that I highlighted the inhumane case of a Florida couple which had its children snatched away from them by Child Protective Services (CPS), because the kids were playing alone in their own backyard for 90 minutes. Here are a few excerpts from the piece titled, 11-Year-Old Boy Taken Away by CPS for Being Left in Backyard Alone for 90 Minutes; Parents Charged with Neglect:

One afternoon this past April, a Florida mom and dad I’ll call Cindy and Fred could not get home in time to let their 11-year-old son into the house. The boy didn’t have a key, so he played basketball in the yard. He was alone for 90 minutes. A neighbor called the cops, and when the parents arrived—having been delayed by traffic and rain—they were arrested for negligence.

 

They were put in handcuffs, strip searched, fingerprinted, and held overnight in jail.

 

It would be a month before their sons—the 11-year-old and his 4-year-old brother—were allowed home again. Only after the eldest spoke up and begged a judge to give him back to his parents did the situation improve.

Well done Florida.

Not to be outdone, Texas is using taxpayer resources to crackdown on little girls selling lemonade. From the Free Thought Project:

Tyler, TX — Last week, police in Texas heroically saved the town from likes of two young girls who attempted to open a black market lemonade stand. The girls, one 7-year-old and one 8-year-old, dared to try to raise money to buy a Father’s day present for their dad by setting up a lemonade stand in their neighborhood.

 

Andria and Zoey Green told ABC affiliate KLTV they were trying to raise about $100 for a Father’s Day present. They wanted to take him to Splash Kingdom.

 

Over the weekend, the two young entrepreneurs took to the streets with their delicious batch of homemade lemonade and began to provide willing customers with their product. Only one hour into their business endeavor, these girls had raised 25% of their goal.

 

However, their cash cow would be shut down not long after it started. Overton police chief Clyde Carter showed up along with the city code enforcer and shutdown their criminal operation.

 

The girls had violated Texas House Bill 970, or the Texas Baker’s Bill, which does not allow the sale of food that needs time or temperature control to prevent it from spoiling. Since the lemonade would eventually grow mold after being left out for days, police said they needed an inspection from the health department and a permit to sell it and deemed their operation “illegal.”

The cost of the permit is $150 dollars.

 

Police officers can certainly use discretion and choose not to “enforce” this law for use in such an asinine application. The fact that these girls had their good intentions ruined by those who claim to protect them speaks to the level of discontent with law enforcement in America today.

 

The heartening side to this story is that these young girls are now learning to bypass this tyrannical system of bureaucratic nonsense. The girls said they will be setting up their lemonade stand again this weekend. Instead of selling it though, they will be giving it away, but they will gladly be accepting donations.

I’m still waiting for a bank executive to be sentenced.

In case you still don’t understand how the “rule of law” is applied in America, see:

11-Year-Old Boy Taken Away by CPS for Being Left in Backyard Alone for 90 Minutes; Parents Charged with Neglect

Florida Man Faces 15 Years in Jail for Having Sex on the Beach (Still No Bankers in Jail) 

The U.S. Department of Justice Handles Banker Criminals Like Juvenile Offenders…Literally

DEA Agents Caught Having Drug Cartel Funded Prostitute Sex Parties Received Slap on the Wrist; None Fired

Couple Fined $746 for the Crime of Feeding Homeless People in Florida Park

90-Year-Old WW2 Veteran and Two Clergymen Face 60 Days in Jail for Feeding the Homeless in Florida

 

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Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:47 | 6193706 Billy the Poet
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When life hands you lemons make lemonade. It's a revolutionary act.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:35 | 6193830 MisterMousePotato
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When life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:16 | 6193892 Theosebes Goodfellow
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#Lemons lives matter.

Heard yesterday whilst in line...

"What's the difference between ritual sacrifice and bloodletting?"

"With ritual sacrifice you get dancing."

Bada-boom! TISH!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:29 | 6193915 Billy the Poet
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"When life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic."

 

Making melonade is a r3volutionary act.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:57 | 6194084 New_Meat
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lysdexics of the world!  UNTIE!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:46 | 6194048 Stoploss
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We're flushing out the liberals Mike.  Every time one of these things happen, it is duly noted...

 

They will be removed in one fell swoop soon as we flush out the rest.

Liberal Democrats do not belong in Texas.   Their fifteen minutes are up.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 00:13 | 6194818 Freddie
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Texans talk big but they have amnesty john cornyn the neo con, goldman sachs cruz, george pedro bush, the rest of the bushes and lbj.  They killed the last prez who tried to attck central banking. 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:58 | 6193866 Jumbotron
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These stories are commonplace.  Read more about them and other corrupt cops stories here.

www.informationliberation.com

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:31 | 6193911 Billy the Poet
Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:47 | 6193944 oldmanofthesee
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You know, I'm pretty sure I know where I stand when it's the cops vs. kneegrow looters. Then crap like this, makes me uncertain, once again.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:04 | 6194333 exi1ed0ne
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Who says video games don't teach you anything:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2vNuaBQNKE

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:21 | 6194373 JuliaS
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Give the man a fish and he'll eat for a day.

Teach the man to fish and he can't fish, because he doesn't have a fishing license.

- Doug Stanhope

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 22:02 | 6194562 all-priced-in
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No No No

 

It's

 

Build a fire for a man and he stays warm for one night --

 

But if you

 

Light a man on fire and he stays warm for the rest of his life --

 

 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 07:18 | 6195092 isudas
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day

Teach a man to fish and he will sit around in a boat and drink beer all day.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 10:04 | 6195270 jackstraw001
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Teach a man to fish and he'll still vote for the guy who gave him a fish.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 03:04 | 6194939 cyberfossil
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.  Then find someone whose life gave them vodka, add ice and make a nice refreshing cocktail!  (as seen on the wall in a local bar--"Wayan and Friends", Bali, Indonesia).  Life's a Beach!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:50 | 6193709 tarabel
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These seeming innocent but obviously sinister kids are totally "made" , if you ask me.

Cops shut down their lemonade stand.

Then suddenly have a hit squad knocking on the doors of Gestapo Headquarters with pipe bombs and violin cases.

My guess is that the lemonade stand will be left alone in the future.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:19 | 6193897 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"Cops shut down their lemonade stand.

Then suddenly have a hit squad knocking on the doors of Gestapo Headquarters with pipe bombs and violin cases.

My guess is that the lemonade stand will be left alone in the future."~

Interesting perspective. Deranged, but interesting.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:07 | 6194099 mt paul
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ban

violin cases

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:28 | 6193912 Bob
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My best laugh of the day, thanks. 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:49 | 6193710 Amish Hacker
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I feel safer already.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:03 | 6193750 Anusocracy
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So tens of millions of people will see this and still vote for government.

We need to eliminate the dupe gene from the population.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:08 | 6193767 BlackChicken
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We need more reactions like this:

"The heartening side to this story is that these young girls are now learning to bypass this tyrannical system of bureaucratic nonsense. The girls said they will be setting up their lemonade stand again this weekend. Instead of selling it though, they will be giving it away, but they will gladly be accepting donations."

Don't get angry, be smart and go around the stupidity.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:15 | 6193786 Payne
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if the Lemonade was free but Hugs were a $1 would that be a sex offense since it was a minor and that would attract deviants.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:55 | 6193954 Lost My Shorts
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How about this approach:  stock market advice for $1.00, with free lemonade for customers.  The advice is "stay out of the stock market."

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:15 | 6194119 BigJim
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You're telling me financial advisers don't need a licence from The Man???

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:40 | 6194173 Jumbotron
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If that's the case ... if I were in town I'd be more than happy to drop a C-note for a glass.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:24 | 6193907 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"We need to eliminate the dupe gene from the population."~

That's as easy as simply shutting down television/cable/satellite. Turn off the idiot box and you will have revolution in 3 days.

You can have it within half an hour if you kill all the cellphones/phablets/tablets.

Kill the cellphones and you will also have blubbering, hysterical, suicidal zombies.

Count on it. Mark my words.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:53 | 6193717 petaloka
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I would make a special batch of lemonade for that police chief and code enforcer. A nice warm batch. Bottoms up you tax-payer funded bullies.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:54 | 6193718 pachanguero
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What?  no SWAT team/?  They got off easy....

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:25 | 6193812 chunga
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Things like this tend to snowball. Lemonade is well known by gov experts as a gateway drink, and the cops just trying to protect them from themselves. One minute the kids are doing this and the next thing you know they're on to cupcakes, cookies.

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:37 | 6193834 MisterMousePotato
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Good thing they didn't have a dog.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:32 | 6194157 zeroaccountability
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Yeah, or worse yet, they might start selling the 'KOOL AID'.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:38 | 6194413 Tall Tom
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Yeah! Girl Scout Cookies.

 

Insidious tactics. Using innocent little girls to sell such an addictive substance.

 

Lemonaide stands are the gateway. You are right. They must be stopped at all costs.

 

Behind those cute faces are monsters seeking your soul.

 

Girl Scout cookies. Bad news.

 

(I am jonesen for some more Girl Scout cookies right now..I...I...I am an addict. There is no relief.)

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 08:50 | 6195170 chunga
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A big shout out to our first responders!

FREEDOM!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:55 | 6193720 davidalan1
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Shits gettin real.,,,,,

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:55 | 6193721 thamnosma
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ZH, I understand you don't want to be Drudge Report II or Drudge Report Lite, but Matt had this story days ago.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:00 | 6193738 Billy the Poet
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ZH has published numerous stories of greater importance which you won't see anywhere else over the past few days. They've finally caught up with this one as a bit of weekend humor.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:03 | 6193752 Thick Willy
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And I don't read Drudge anymore at all because I'm tired of looking at Hillary Clinton's ugly face and learning all kinds of pop culture main stream shit that I simply do not give a fuck about.

ZH needs to cut this shit out because if it's nothing but clickbait involving transvestites and other pop culture main stream news then it's as worthless as Yahoo news or CNN.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:17 | 6193726 One And Only
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Little cunt shouldn't have been operating an unauthorized lemonade stand without approval from the state. 

Stupid bitch must have thought she was free. Send her to a Michele Obama health re-education camp. Let's make sure the parents get an audit by the IRS.

We can't have these little shits running around spreading diabetes while operating a business and not paying taxes.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:16 | 6193891 worbsid
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That should read "bitchette" considering their ages.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:49 | 6193947 Colonel Klink
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Bitchlings!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:57 | 6193730 Max Steel
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only bankers are allowed to make money in usa .

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:57 | 6193731 aerohelo
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A neighbor called the cops, and when the parents arrived—having been delayed by traffic and rain—they were arrested for negligence.

If that was my neighbor they'd have a major problem on their hands.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:02 | 6193747 Billy the Poet
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Dumb ass neighbor could have invited the kid in for milk and cookies until the 'rents got home.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:05 | 6193761 Thick Willy
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Not in today's America (or any Anglo country).  A adult approaching a child alone on the street is taking a trip to federal prison.  Inviting them into your home?  Oh lawdy lawd, you on the registered sex offenders list pal.

See something, say something!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:15 | 6193783 Billy the Poet
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Well then the neighbor could have taken out a plate of cookies and asked the kid if he was OK. The neighbor's faux concern is what I was getting at.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:30 | 6193820 Arnold
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I've got neighbors like them.

Concrete suggestions are welcome.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:57 | 6193863 HowardBeale
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Don't use "concrete," as it entraps dead epidermal cells with complete DNA profiles, and with the continuing droughts, it is only a matter of time befoer the lake you sink the body in will dry up and voila! Human statue with your DNA in the base.

 

Think home power tools and appliances...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:33 | 6193919 Big Corked Boots
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Dayum!

You from Jersey?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:17 | 6194367 Mentaliusanything
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@ Arnold,

Concrete is fine as long as it's quickset/high strength and tipped down their sewer late one night. Nothing outlives eternity like sewerage that backcharges into the house frame and basement. Just the cost alone to fix it would see them gone.

Your problem solved with a few turds for turds

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 22:15 | 6194591 Slomotrainwreck
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just a hint - You don't need a @ to get arnolds attention, just use the 'reply by mouse click' thing.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:36 | 6193920 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"Concrete suggestions are welcome."~

"There's a tree called burundanga that grows in Colombia..." /sarc

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:05 | 6193957 agent default
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First thing, set out to find out as much about them as you can. A proper doxing is always important in such cases.  Then tailor your approach to the particular individual in question.  Everyone has something you can use.  It can be a family issue, it can be an allergy(epic lulz), there is always a nerve to pinch.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:25 | 6194380 sleigher
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Concrete suggestions 'eh?  How about concrete boots and a nice swim? 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:49 | 6193849 UselessEater
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This stuff makes me so uncomfortable. Its hard to explain to people who have not lived in various countries and situations, that fail to understand that "see something, say something" is life under an extremely insecure dictatorship....now on steroids thanks to technology and subversive regulations.

I doubt I'll return to the town where I learned that a woman screaming at me about my dogs, in a car with open windows parked in an undercover shopping carpark for barely 10 min, was able to threaten to call the RSPCA and report me...an ordeal of having to publicly grovel and say "yes, I'm taking them home".  Its a very minor example, I feel for mothers. My dogs came from the reject RSPCA pound and I'd never want them to return. I cannot imagine the subtle fear of knowing your kids can be removed. I do know the fear of losing control over older relatives to the state medical system, as family you have limited ability to respect & uphold your older family members wishes...the system takes control and your older family member wants to know why. England, Africa, Australia.......when the family chips are down, the end result of extreme vulnerability is the same in my direct and personal experience.

A few days ago an Australian health insurance company forced the evacuation of a critically injured relative from the best hospital in Thailand against her devoted parents wishes. They were able to over ride the parents by the intimidation of losing any say in her care. Now we are quietly crowd sourcing funds to help them live near the hospital for at least a year.

People ask why mothers do not speak up. FEAR.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:08 | 6193763 e_goldstein
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Being locked in a burning house at 4:00 am is a horrible way to go.

At least that's what I've heard.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 13:20 | 6195611 Buster Cherry
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Pellet gun the ac unit.

Ya gotta have ac in Texas.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 23:28 | 6194735 BoPeople
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Thinking that there is a decent lawsuit that will cost the neighbor plenty, in there somewhere.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:59 | 6193736 I am Jobe
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TX is as bad as the rest of the nation. TX has been pussified . 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 14:59 | 6193737 TungstenBars
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And the lemmings still think they live in a free society and that their overloards geopolitical rivals are the dictators..

 

USA USA USA

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:06 | 6193744 Kirk2NCC1701
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Texas,  huh? And they say that NY or CA doesn't have its head on straight. 

Here is Cascadia you can support spontaneous enterprises by the youth, via car washes, lemonade stands, etc.  

We do our Free (the) Enterprise thing, w/o the need to boast or swagger Texas Ranger style. 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:02 | 6193748 rejected
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IT'S THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Obey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!

Your vote matters!


Sat, 06/13/2015 - 22:17 | 6194593 Slomotrainwreck
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... no it doesn't and you know that.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:03 | 6193753 css1971
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Indeed the authorities are running riot. Free Jon Corzine!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:13 | 6193755 NoWayJose
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The little girls should have claimed they were illegal aliens that crossed the border and are trying to raise money to pay the coyotes to smuggle their parents in from Mexico - then the police would have left them alone!

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 16:05 | 6193851 honestann
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That's right.  If they're not "citizens", they're not subject to the fictional laws, because they're not members of the fictitious corporation called the USSA, and are thus outside that fictitious jurisdiction.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:21 | 6194132 BigJim
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They should have just given the cops a 'taste' of their earnings and it would have all been fine. Works with the footsoldiers of the mafia... why not with the footsoldiers of the biggest mafia in North America, the US government?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:05 | 6193759 Who was that ma...
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Good to hear the police are doing their job in keeping hardcore crims like these two obviously dangerous types off the street.  Later lab tests confirmed that, as suspected, the beverage these two were selling was laced with - lemons!  Well done officers!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:48 | 6193848 honestann
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Yes, and what if Rodney McKay drank some of their product?  He could have died from allergic reaction.  Terrorists!  Murderers!  Hang them!  </sarcasm>

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 22:23 | 6194602 Slomotrainwreck
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You can't have a </sarcasm> tag without first having a <sarcasm> tag. In which case the '/' wouldn't be necessary in a post. just sayin, it's illogical. You're cute.

 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 02:21 | 6194903 Gold Eyed Cat
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Slomo, you can't just pretend "just sayin, it's illogical." is a fucking sentence.  Really, I'm just saying it's illogical. You're cute. 

You are also a douche bag.  Honest Ann rocks, and can write her posts any way she fucking wants to.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:08 | 6193768 e_u_r_o
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Should have opted for banana stand

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:37 | 6194169 zeroaccountability
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Either that or Cherry Pop.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:08 | 6193769 Thick Willy
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Kids working to earn money to buy a "gift" for their father?  This monstrous man is exploiting his children in a child labor camp.  I, for one, am glad the benevolent police stepped in to remove these young children from slavery at the hands of this monstrous beast of a so-called father.

Also, teaching kids to work in order to obtain money to buy things they want is counter-revolutionary.  This will not stand!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:10 | 6193771 bigrooster
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Some nosey neighbor probably called the cops.  These are the real enemy, the statist pussies that can't mind their own business and hate something that is not following the governments rules.  That pussy better hope that the father does not find out who he is.  What the fuck is happening to Texas?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:23 | 6194139 BigJim
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The good people of Texas watch as much television as US citizens everywhere else, is my guess.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 13:10 | 6195586 Buster Cherry
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Outsiders flocking in.....

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:11 | 6193772 Roanman
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This is pretty much all the proof you need that Steven Kelly has it right.

http://politicalblindspot.com/police-officially-refuse-to-hire-applicant... B team with Vushaj. him on the B team with V

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:13 | 6193776 Yen Cross
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  I don't know about most people, but when I'm told I can't do something, it just makes me want to do it more. All of these little kiddies are going to grow up one day, and have a alot of resentment for authority.

  I say we should all get together and have a "national lemonade stand day" on every corner in Amerika.

 Make those jack booted thugs earn their living arresting 7 year old entrepreneurs...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:24 | 6194141 BigJim
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That is a fucking good idea.

Howzabout we take it a step further? How about 'National Civil Disobedience Day'?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:16 | 6194364 JuliaS
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Just 1 day?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:16 | 6193788 CHC
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Police are having a difficult time understanding why people aren't showing them respect, obeying them as if their gods.  Dallas police headquarters was just attacked.  Revolutions always start with the little things.  Lemonade anyone?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:24 | 6193808 TungstenBars
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Revolution? No cops dead. Seems like more pro police state propaganda.

Revolution would be along the lines of an entire department being exterminated to hell.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:17 | 6193791 NoWayJose
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Lemon trees are very sensitive to the cold and are not commonly grown in Texas. The cops must have known that. The little girls should have started a coffee and donut stand - no way would the cops shut that down -- rather, they would be their best customers!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:19 | 6193792 kchrisc
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Sorry little girls, but you haven't paid your pound of flesh to Zion or their banksters in the form of a permit, and have no means to collect a pound of flesh or two from your customers, so we'll have to shut you down. It's the law."

So say the tread of tyranny gun and badge thugs in an Article 3, Section 3, treason, and oath violating action. However, unbeknownst to them, the guillotines are listening and listing.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

Remember, Hitler never killed anyone in the entire 12 years he was in power, but is responsible for some 60 million deaths, give or take 6 million.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:25 | 6193811 Thick Willy
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"give or take 6 million"

I see what you did there...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 20:27 | 6194384 Mentaliusanything
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Kchisc,

That was an outstanding use of satirical recompense. Your IQ I see has not yet been dulled.

NOW Buy me a new Keyboard :)

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 22:52 | 6194658 kchrisc
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I was wondering if anyone would get the "6 million" reference. Looks like at least two did.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

My favorite site that shows the numerous "6 million" references long before 1945:
https://www.radioislam.org/islam/english/revision/six_million_myth.htm

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:18 | 6193793 MR166
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This was no normal police bust!!!!  The Police Chief and a Code Enforcement officer showed up.  This was a well connected neighbor pulling strings.   Neighbor wars can be vicious!!!

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 13:08 | 6195582 Buster Cherry
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I didn't think of that but that could be the case.

I've gotten a few bullshit letters from my HOA over stupid shit lately and have felt that a neighbor was behind it.

They're jealous of my boat and don't like to see it on my driveway.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:19 | 6193795 Lumberjack
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O will never be richer than Hill...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:21 | 6193800 Keynesians say ...
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Thank God they got there little terrorists! Saving money for their Dad's father day gift? Pffft these little home grown jihads are planning a trip to Syria to join with Langleys own err ISIS! Are amazing heralded Military err "cops" saved a town some the horror of some probable terrible lemonade, and future allah snackbar acts /sarc off

I'm sure they had SWAT there and stormed in with a tank too...can't make this stuff up

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:21 | 6193803 i_call_you_my_base
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"Police officers can certainly use discretion and choose not to “enforce” this law for use in such an asinine application."

No, see this is a problem. Either have the laws and enforce them, or don't have the laws. Selective enforcement of laws gets us into a lot of trouble, because the police should not be making discretionary decisions about enforcement. And niether should the justice system as a whole. Humans suck at discretion, they end up favoring groups or associates.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 23:52 | 6194786 ronslim
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ESAD You fucking prof

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:24 | 6193809 Thick Willy
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Dear Live Journal/Reddit/"web2.0" site, today I saw a kid outside playing basketball by himself in his drive way.  I felt so bad because he is obviously neglected and wasn't inside playing Xbox and eating Hot Pockets.  I called the police and they showed up, shot his parents, and took him away to a foster home where I know he'll at least have a Playstation 3 to play with.

I am such a good person and it was a good day.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:34 | 6193828 Smegley Wanxalot
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Next time I see those little girls selling girl scout cookies, I'm calling the cops.  Fuck them.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 10:27 | 6195314 ParkAveFlasher
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No joke?  Watch out that Girl Scouts don't run a legal monopoly over cookie sales by some sort of regulation of non-sanctioned bake sales.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:35 | 6193831 VW Nerd
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American exceptionalism.....

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:36 | 6193832 BigRedRider
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"The girls said they will be setting up their lemonade stand again this weekend. Instead of selling it though, they will be giving it away, but they will gladly be accepting donations."

 

You don't understand.  Because of the heat, the girls will still be violating Texas House Bill 970.  Obay or throw the kids in prison.  They MUST conform.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:43 | 6193840 Dre4dwolf
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An American past time once used to teach children about socio-economic responsibility still does so, except now the morals of "save and invest and provide value to society" has become "fuck responsibility, break the system".

 

Thats what they are teaching children now, because thats what children will have to be taught in order to survive the future the way things are going.

 

No Shame.

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:44 | 6193843 Pancho de Villa
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Looking on the "Bright" side...

 

I'm Really Glad she didn't get the same treatment as the little girl in McKinney!

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 15:56 | 6193860 marcusfenix
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now that's some fine protecting and serving right there.

good job pigs...

I'm sure your mothers are so very proud of you for shutting down that lemonade stand.

and life in the UFSA just keeps getting more absurd with each passing day.

"I have wandered to far into the land of strangeness"- Robin Williams.

 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:00 | 6193868 DutchBoy2015
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One of the little girls asked the cop  '' Why are you bothering us''?  Cop said  ''Shut up you little cunt'',   Pepper sprayed her, cuffed her and then tasered her saying ''I will teach you to talk back to your elders''.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 22:30 | 6194614 pupdog1
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I'm suprised that Officer Casebolt  found a new job so quickly.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 12:53 | 6195548 Buster Cherry
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Uncorked the bottle again I see...

You must have a cast iron liver.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:14 | 6193885 Seasmoke
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C'mon now. This lemonade stand story comes out every year now at the start of summer. This must be the new urban legend !!! No way the USA has gone this far down the rabbit hole.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:38 | 6193931 DutchBoy2015
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Wanna bet?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 00:02 | 6196930 Deathstar
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Change your name to "IBelieveInSmokeandMirrors"

You are that naive...

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:20 | 6193901 jomama
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Check out this raid by police on a LEGAL dispensary in Santa Ana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTKTfUHfeKM

They harass legal card carrying customers with guns drawn then indulge in the wares.

I try not to bag on cops when I can, but fuck man, this is just unacceptable.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:41 | 6194176 zeroaccountability
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Legal?  It's not a Felony anymore?  Whocouldanode.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:23 | 6193904 MR166
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I never thought that I would see the day in the US where the State had this much power over every aspect of one's life.  Children are now the property of the State to do with as they wish.  Our Progressive Utopia has arrived are we all happy?  We had better be or we will be considered to be a threat to the system.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:54 | 6194071 directaction
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Oh, man. This is nothing. You will not believe what's coming. 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:27 | 6193909 DutchBoy2015
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The pigs took their money and headed over to Dunkin Donuts, 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 19:30 | 6194273 pupdog1
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... where they sell GMO lemonade with aspartame and high fructose corn syrup.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:35 | 6193923 directaction
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A stretch in juvenile detention will teach them to respect the law. I say give 'em 90 days under lock up, publicize it in the media, make an example of these two so others will learn the kind of country we live in: a nation of law. 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:39 | 6193932 Government need...
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And the pigthug's 'wonder' why citizens would like to see them hang.  How bout b/c we're paying you fucktards (too much) to rob us (civil asset forfeiture) and penalize us (bullshit permits, like $150 for a lemonade stand).  Not to mention the unlawful breaking and entering (no knock warrant) and the felonious assault and the murder.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:45 | 6193940 Max Steel
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I dont know why but i am feeling sorry for them. :/

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:52 | 6193948 Volkodav
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fartsovshchiki girls

set the illegal market lemon drink

                    forgot the bribe

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:51 | 6193950 Peter Pan
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In Sydney australia I saw a sausage in a roll stand just outside the hardware store in their car park. Apparently the hardware store gives the space to various schools and clubs for the purpose of raising funds on a weekend. So there are different people every week. They all use the same hot plate and grill.

Can the Texas police please look into this infringement by an ally.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 16:54 | 6193953 farflungstar
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Overkill of the War On Terra

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:02 | 6193963 swmnguy
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I know a guy who is a professional photographer.  Every day for nearly the past year, he has walked a couple of blocks to a small lake near his house at roughly the same time each morning.  He stands on the dock there and takes a few photos in the same direction.  He's going to mess around with the photos; make a time-lapse animation, see if anything else occurs to him; he's an artist guy like that.

Anyway a couple weeks ago when he went to the lake to take his pictures, there was a guy there with two young kids.  He thought nothing of it; he's got kids himself whom he's also brought down there.  He took his three or four photos as usual, adjusting his camera slightly between takes.

The dad flipped out and ran at him screaming at him, "What the hell are you doing?  Are you some kind of pervert?  These are my kids!  Give me that camera! etc. etc."  The guy I know was absolutely stunned but managed to get out of there and get home without losing his camera or being physically attacked.

There's the power of the media, complicit with law enforcement, for you.  Anybody who thinks their kids are more at risk from a pervert with a camera than from being hit on the head by a meteorite is probably too stupid to raise children.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 21:03 | 6194452 Tall Tom
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The man who overreacted is most likely a pervert who has done the same act previously.

 

As a man thinks of others...so he is.

 

Transference is revealing

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:11 | 6193969 1stepcloser
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Girls were working more than 29 hours and had to be dealt with swiftly

 

There will be no Lemonade (silk) Roads

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:46 | 6194049 roadhazard
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How many dead.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:52 | 6194061 tlnzz
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Too bad we don't have a video of the cops using there night sticks for the beat down. Then throwing the girls face down while driving there knee into there backs while cuffing these law breaking girls.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:50 | 6194062 jmaloy5365
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I'm running for president on GoFundMe.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:56 | 6194080 VWAndy
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So How much did the cops net? Prolly just enough for some hand lotion.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 17:57 | 6194082 Dixie Flatline
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O Say Does That Star Spangled Banner Yet Wave...

...Oer The Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave?

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:00 | 6194085 Billy the Poet
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Not so much.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:06 | 6194096 Dixie Flatline
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They say that is what makes the USA's National Anthem so unique...that it ends in a question.

Now it just seems like a stick in the eye.  I can think of a few Muse tunes that would make fine replacements for this embattered nation's anthem.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:30 | 6194150 Volkodav
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except for the bomba bursting part is increase

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 04:38 | 6195005 Victor999
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Only America would have a national anthem glorifying war.  "America the Beautiful" would be a far better choice, I would think.  But then that wouldn't communicate the love of war, would it!

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 04:53 | 6195012 dreadnaught
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death to THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:13 | 6194111 user2011
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This is just fucking kidding me....  Well, if two innocent kids can't brew any more lemonade.    They may just brew more domestic terrorists.   Kids gotta find things to do.  

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 18:34 | 6194163 Polymarkos
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People go on about what a great place TX is, but then they pull this kind of shit. And all their gun control. And so on. They're as oppressive as the Feds in TX; it's just that they're against the Feds that people take a liking to them

 

Fuck Texass

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 12:46 | 6195536 Buster Cherry
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Never been here, have you?

Your comment on gun control gave you away.

Have a nice day yank.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 19:04 | 6194222 general ambivalent
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This sounds over the top, but in 90 minutes you can't be sure what might happen. He may have become a terrist and broke some windows at a police station.

And these girls are taking crucial value away from the recovery with their concept of old capital. Just say no to high frequency lemonade stands. That's our job.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 19:38 | 6194284 Ban KKiller
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Pigs be pigs, that is their nature. 

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 19:47 | 6194305 Tigg47
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Luckily the cops did not fear for their lives.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 00:49 | 6194325 Chalan
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A few days ago two entrepreneurs girls of the same age were selling lemonade from the house in front of mine here in California. Fortunately for them we live on an unincorporated area, we rarely see the police in this part of town, the girls made good money for their effort.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 21:43 | 6194525 mastersnark
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We all agree that 99.99% of humans have no issue with children selling lemonade, right?

So: now do you understand how messed up, psychologically, law enforcers really are? No normal human would do this to children. Stop putting them on a pedastal.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 22:07 | 6194572 besnook
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if they took credit cards they would hav been left alone. cash businesses are criminal enterprises. they are lucky their home wasn't taken in an asset forfeiture.

Sat, 06/13/2015 - 22:23 | 6194603 GoldenDonuts
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Instructions to follow should you be worried about the 11 year old shooting hoops for 90 minutes without parental oversight.

  1. Remove your pajamas
  2. Put real clothes on
  3. Exit house
  4. Walk across street and say hello to boy.
  5. Introduce yourself if you need to
  6. Ask if boy has a problem
  7. If boy has a problem offer your cell phone so that he can call his parents.
  8. If boy has no problem return to your own house and DO NOT CALL THE FUCKING POLICE.
  9. Put your pajamas back on and return to your pringles.

Instructions to follow should you see two little girls selling lemonade

  1. Remove your pajamas
  2. Put real clothes on
  3. Exit house
  4. If you want lemonade make sure that you have a quarter.
  5. If you do not want lemonade the quarter is optional.
  6. Say hello to girls/
  7. Buy your lemondade.
  8. Drink your lemondae
  9. Return glass
  10. Return to your house
  11. Put your pajamas back on.
  12. DO NOT CALL THE POLICE.

 

 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 01:10 | 6194871 CaptainMoonlight
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Folks, this will stop when we start selectively culling tyrannical politicians and judges. Not a moment sooner. We choose whether we are free or not.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 04:54 | 6195009 Lea
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Plenty of people, but that would be in Europe, Asia and other retrograde countries, would teach their daughters something which later, would make them proud of themselves, like playing the piano, drawing, theater, a foreign language or ballet.

This is "progressive" and "clever" USA, so the kids are only taught to add figures and con the State. Well done, moronic American parents. Another two persons who will have no other goal in life than emptying YOUR pockets while extorting benefits from the State. 

 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 08:22 | 6195140 SubjectivObject
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C-ops

Criminal operations

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 09:19 | 6195213 Last of the Mid...
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I'm sure she'll be required to report all cash transactions over 25 cents to the fed!

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 13:01 | 6195531 Buster Cherry
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Let's be fair and state that this bullshit doesn't just happen in Texas.

No getting around the fact that this is just fucked up. The cops could have and should have looked the other way.

I'm sure the Tylers posted this to make the more infinitely fucked up northern states feel a little better about themselves. Using the term "Raid" is just sensationalizing this. They asked for the permit, which they did not have, then talked to mom about it and the stand was taken down. Is that what Yankees think a "Raid" is?

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