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Sepp Blatter "Smells Fresh Air" At FIFA, Plans To Unresign

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Despite 'generously' offering his resignation just hours after being re-elected FIFA President following the massively wide-spread scandal; Swiss newspaper Schweiz am Sonntag is reporting, thanks to "generous messages of support from Asia and African colleagues," Sepp Blatter is considering remaining in charge of the fraudulent festering football fiefdom.

Blatter is not ready to relinquish his crown just yet...

 

Via Schweiz am Sonntag (via Google Translate)

Thanks to "messages of support from Asian and African nations", Blatter may in fact continue his duties...

 

PR consultant Klaus J. Stöhlker who was Blatter's personal advisor from January to the end of May and supported him in the re-election, says: "It's hard to find someone who is an equal. Blatter has built the organization into a global, highly successful company - and he's a top diplomat "

 

That is clear for Stöhlker:" Blatter has a fair chance.. It now it depends how it behaves in the coming months "

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Welcome once again to the world of no consequences (if you have enough money).

 

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Sun, 06/14/2015 - 18:51 | 6196383 JustObserving
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NSA does not enough serious damaging data on him?  He was not into violent sex with prostitutes like Dominique Strauss-Kahn? They were illegally collecting 100 billion pieces of intelligence a month and that was years ago per Snowden.

Maybe they can persuade Merkel or Cameron or Hollande to convince him to stay resigned.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:07 | 6196399 HowdyDoody
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OT: Here is a video of a neo-Nazi battlion (Azov) parade in Mariupol, Ukraine. It reminds me of something - the convoy of ISIS fighters in Toyotas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRwhePWbUs

These trucks look to be Mitsubishi (about 30 secs in). I wonder how bankrupt Ukraine managed to buy a large fleet of trucks.

 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:11 | 6196423 Latina Lover
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The USSA state department turned Sepp into an asset.  He is now their boy. 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:18 | 6196435 Urban Roman
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Sounds like a disease. You have Sepp Blatter ... does it burn when you pee?

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 21:42 | 6196702 sushi
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Good to see a bankrupt country, one wholly dependent on the IMF for its continued operations, has such a substantial flag budget. 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:19 | 6196438 williambanzai7
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Sun, 06/14/2015 - 18:50 | 6196386 Handful of Dust
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He's a perfect candidate for the upcoming head transplant surgery:

 

http://news.yahoo.com/video/italian-neurosurgeon-attempt-first-head-2244...

 

However, witnessing their previous results leaves me in serious doubt of success.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 18:53 | 6196389 dumdum
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Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

Courtesy of ABBA

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 18:56 | 6196392 NoDebt
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So, the checks must have just cleared.

In a world of 7 billion people ONLY HE can do that job.  Nobody else.  

TITP:  Too Indispensable To Prosecute.  These motherfuckers don't even try to hide the corruption any more.  

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:17 | 6196431 kowalli
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The more you steal - the higher you are in the slave ladder

 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 18:55 | 6196395 grunk
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Yeah, stick around.

Great idea.

 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 18:57 | 6196397 heisenberg991
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Sepp says to keep on sending cash only. No money trails people lol

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:00 | 6196401 HenryHall
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It has been open knowedge for 20+ years that FIFA is corrupt to the core.

There is no reason why everything has to change all of a sudden just so the Americans can damage soccer when they are not even into soccer.

Business as usual. It's only a damned sport after all, not something important.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:10 | 6196419 dumdum
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Yep, you are right. It is only a sport. 

Things need to change and no better place to start than with FIFA. Corruption must be tackled head on, throw a couple of these corrupt thieves in jail. 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:00 | 6196404 Joebloinvestor
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They are going to follow up with that perp walk out of FIFA HQ.

 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:00 | 6196405 sudzee
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The scandal was suppossed to be another US swipe against Russia. Asia and BRICs have had enough BS from the US. Tides turnin slowly and the truth shall be layed bare. 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:15 | 6196427 buzzsaw99
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the only reason the usa ptb give a flying fig is because of russia and plus cameron probably got his panties in a twist. average people in the usa couldn't care less.

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:53 | 6196491 kchrisc
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"average people in the usa couldn't care less."

They will when the Zionist take over FIFA and transform it into a clone of the NFL.

"Welcome, I'm glad to see you paid thru the nose. Now you can only have one little clear bag, must acquiesce to being felt up by hommie over there, and here's a rainbow and camouflaged hat for our combined trannie pride and military support day. Remember negative comments on social media about your experience here today can get you ejected from the game, and/or banned for life. Have fun."

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:40 | 6196473 luna_man
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But I was looking forward to the next CRIMINAL!

 

not that it matters...CRIMINALS all alike

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 19:44 | 6196477 kchrisc
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I wonder if Zion saw this coming?

I don't care for "Football," Soccer, but this FIFA thing is getting real interesting.

Asia and Africa are much more emboldened against Zion from all of the fiat-dollars and wealth flowing their way from Zion's banksters' grift.

Pass the popcorn.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

I am going to enjoy the new set of lies and bullshit that will begin to emanate from the Zion Four: The DC US, the City of London, Brussels, and Tel Aviv--"We must bomb that poor African nation because they FILL IN THE BLANK."

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 20:51 | 6196589 One And Only
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FIFA should ban the world cup from ever happening in the US

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 20:58 | 6196606 Charming Anarchist
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Soccer?  Seriously??

Our kids will live in a world where corporations go to war over rigging professional sports, popular hollywood and television scripts. 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 21:06 | 6196617 NoWayJose
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Bribes in place -- check

Evidence destroyed -- check

Prosecutors don't have as much as I feared -- check

Un-resign letter signed -- check

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 21:32 | 6196662 bid the soldier...
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Sepp Blatter is taking a penalty kick at Loretta Lynch's photoshopped black ass.

 

GOAAAAAAAAL 

 

 

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 22:05 | 6196743 Urtica ferox
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FIFA could just kick out a few countries to make this problem go away. Anybody have any suggestions for suitable candidates???

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 22:46 | 6196834 Bemused Observer
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Who names their kid Sepp Blatter? And who, having decided to occupy a prominent position, retains the name Sepp Blatter?

I want the answers to these questions...

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 22:49 | 6196838 NoWayJose
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Nobody ex-sepp the Blatter family!

Sun, 06/14/2015 - 23:40 | 6196905 Eireann go Brach
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You fucking yanks should fuck the fuck off and stay away from football. No other Country calls it soccer apart from the narcissistic yanks.

Just fuck off and keep your paws off the world game, even if it is corrupt or not. And put the same energy into busting some US bankers instead!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 02:46 | 6197078 Gold Eyed Cat
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Meh.  I figure the US government is all up in FIFA's business not because they want to expose any corruption, but because they want IN on it. They'll screw around and get a FIFA World Cup held here in the states eventually and make a full on assult to kill American football.  After all, in the New World Order we'll all be ruled by the same masters and the main attractions will of course be bread and circuses and soccer.  Start picturing your country's flag NOT as a symbol of nationality, but as a team jersey logo.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 02:42 | 6197076 Firewood
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Already got my Moscow hotel booked for the 2018 WC final.

 

Onward to the EAST, the future is EURASIA.

Pivot that Amerikkkkanski!

 

the Preliminary Draw date for the different zones of qualification is planned for 24 or 25 July 2015, and will be held in Saint Petersburg.

Here are the host cities for the 2018 World Cup, and their stadiums:

Moscow: Luzhniki Stadium, Otkritie Arena

Saint Petersburg: Zenit Arena

Kaliningrad: Arena Beltika

Sochi: Fisht Olympic Stadium

Volgograd: Central Stadium

Saransk: Yubileyniy Stadium

Nizhny Novgorod: Strelka Stadium

Kazan: Kazan Arena

Samara: Samara Stadium

Rostov-on-Don: Levberdon Arena

Ekaterinburg: Central Stadium

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 04:49 | 6197159 laomei
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The claims were that bribes won the world cup since 1998.  ignoring the 1994 games in the us.  because you know, the us would NEVER do anything like that.  the entire intent of this was to rip away the '18 and '22 games and gift them to the us and uk.  but it does appear that the world is changing and the rest of the world is getting sick of the bullshit coming out of the us

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:13 | 6197385 Lea
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"Sepp Blatter is considering remaining in charge of the fraudulent festering football fiefdom."

The FIFA is fraudulent indeed, but I don't see that's any of your business, America. You don't even play soccer.

The more it goes, the more you look like a small-town gossip, always with her dirty nose stuck where it doesn't belong. Do you understand you look downright ridiculous, petty-minded, devoid of any grandeur or nobility?

Get a grip on yourself before you lose all credibility for being anything else than a constanty meddlesome nosy neighbor. You know, the kind of neighbor everybody loathes...

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