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Good news.
Let me know when Gary, IN can say the same.
Holy inverse spike...sad commentary on bust-town futures...
That's no murders by the natives or the cops.
There is a system of "police justice".
This does not happen in our Amish communities. American wasteland. We'll own it all soon enough. We like to farm.
but...but.......Internet™?
This is easy to achieve. Just kill everyone first and you are golden.
Correction:
No murders about which they are aware.
Detroit is well known for turning up bodies at late stages of decomposition.
It's Cold in the "D"
https://youtu.be/aktLRiWXfqg
what? did they run out of ammo?
just wonderin'
DHS
You know, it's not an accomplishment to have no murders in a town with no people...
this meme is like two years old and why are you picking on my disgusting city?
Pick on this one.
http://heyjackass.com/
Chicago is asking for 1.2 billion dollars in additional loans to meet, well, interest on other things. The person leading the charge says that this time they will watch where the moneys goes.
OK.
Pretty easy to watch the $ when it's going right into your pocket...
Now if only Obama can celebrate not droning women and children in 36 hours.
Forward.
Got an extra 'd' in there
"Forwar"?
- We're winning the war on terror! But what does the war create? Terror! So we're having a war against the consequences of the actions we're involved in?
- Yeah, but that is good terror! It's good peace-freedom-loving terror! Kinda like "terror lite"... sort of a "diet terror".
- Wow! I can't believe it's not terror!
(Steve Hughes)
Next they will celebrate a 50% city-wide payment of water bills...
I for one cannot wait till they ban cash, the elite truly do have their own destruction planned...
I mean shit, what will they steal when nobody has nothing to steal?
And increasing the chocolate ration to 1 ounce a day.
I was driving home early Sunday morning through Detroit
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, "You know you always have the
Lord by your side"
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord... [/Far Away Eyes]
No murders were "reported" in the past 36 hours. I just put a turd in this punchbowl of good news.
If they're not dead it's not murder, right? So maybe it means Detroit isn't out of White Trauma Surgeons yet. And Michigan still has White tax dollars to pay the Dindus' bills.
Kobe: your analysis is correct
Perhaps it would be more correct to say no murders they've discovered yet for 36 hours. The quiet ones can take some time to turn up, particularly when you stop patroling neighborhoods.
I though they were celebrating because the hellhole was nuked.
Causing $27.50 worth of damage.
I see home prices are on an upswing.
Wait wait what's that floating in the Detroit river?
Hope & Change
Everyone has left?
Nobody left to kill.
Now, that's not entirely true. I can distinctly see maybe four or five inhabited residences.
Jesus, the place is starting to look like Fallujah.
Or maybe the Chernobyl exclusion zone of death?
Its even more barren as you get closer to downtown. Quite amazing that many homes can just vanish in a few decaded, and spread around the rest of the states.
It was fathersday this weekend.
We’ll kill them next weekend!
It's Who'smyfather Day in Detroit.
I guess that’s why Obama keeps saying "he could have been my son" :)
Seasonally adjusted?
LOL now that is progress....
No murders because everyone is dead, and the next Greyhound bus with new murderers won't arrive in Detroit until Wednesday evening.
this is bad for the human organ industry...
I'm long organ futures! ;)
Snipes: We're safe around here.
Connery: You call this safe?
Snipes: Rough neighborhoods may be America's last advantage.
Rising Sun (1993)
You post this at least once a week and, having not watched this celluoid gem, I cannot for the life of me figure out what Snipes is getting at...lil' help?
I haven't seen it either but my guess is, it is some kind of "action film" and they are hiding out from the law and/or Mafia. In that case the ghetto might be the safest place to hide out.
Is it just a coincidence it coincides with Rachel's resignation? You go girl, indeed.
So I take it that there actually still are residents in Detroit?
Figures it had to be the middle of a month. The drug addicts still have a supply that they bought at the first of the month, and won't be running out until next week. AFter that they have to go hunting.
Coincidentally, certain cities in Africa and Brazil use the exact same milestone...
No one left to shoot?
or no one can afford bullets?
..
There was a neighborhood move to Chicago last weekend
The "culling of the herd" and the "purge of the useless eaters" is yet to begin in earnest. Setting them up to look and behave as sub-humans is the first step towards the acceptance of the mass-murder campaigns.
Remember...we all have freedom of choice. Choose to be productive or chose to be unproductive and a parasite.
I don't give the parasites much of a chance.
The bodies are just in abandoned row houses. The key is look at the nails. Detroit can't afford expensive nails to board up houses. But drug dealing bangers can. That's where you'll find your bodies Detroit. You might want an alcoholic cop fake serial killer murderse of the homeless to juice your funding.
@Decimus Lunius: I love The Wire too; a pity there are only 5 seasons. McNulty's 'serial killer' was a hoot.
Wow, this'll stick in Michael Snyders beak.
Everyone is already dead!
They're tired but reloading...
The last gun shop in Detroit closed on May 29th and it took this long for them to run out of ammo . . .
Give it time. Did they say no murders or no reported murders in 36 hours? Just asking.
They never found who murdered my brother in Detroit in 2012. His murder never made the papers. A retired engineer, he wouldn't move from the little home he grew up in. He was killed the hard way. The once great little neighborhood of the fifties, became a rathole
Here is a vid of the neighborhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNd8VD3jH5A
Here is our grade school, it was a wonderful school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQDsOf0m-k
Redford High School
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liiqc7bCxxA
Enjoy Benning Road Real Housewives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdmx_cPyVI
Instant ghetto, just add niggers!
Is this what world's largest democracy has become,
it seems that America has become like a crime infested province of a third world country.