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Dow Dumps Into Red For 2015, Bond Yields Plunge

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No opening ramp? Something is different as Draghi refuses to step in and save the day (for now)...

Stocks slammed...

 

This might help some with their judgments on future rumors...

 

Bonds bid...

 

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Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:42 | 6197548 Realname
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Die, bankers, die!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:34 | 6197731 LawsofPhysics
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You idiot, why are you so negative?  This not the end, but rather the beginning, at least for anyone who has real tradable skills.

Fuck the the useless motherfucking paper-pushers already, they have stolen enough already.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:07 | 6197645 TeamDepends
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Tyler, it's obviously going to be another fearful sail through apocalyptic waters this week, so why not start us off with a little humor? We nominate this Rachel Dolezal character, the white girl who has pretended to be black for years so successfully that she rose to power in the NAACP. Progressives are struggling with this, as the truth is always a vexing phenomenon for them. She apparently claims to have been born in a teepee (!) in South Africa and had to hunt for food with a bow and arrow. Nigga, please!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:33 | 6197727 EhKnowKneeMass
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This Dolezal girl reminds of this.

Clayton Bigsby--The Black White Supremacist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u__W0Qa8v0k

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 12:30 | 6198128 Leopold B. Scotch
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Damn you corporate firewall...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:42 | 6197549 XAU XAG
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PPT.....................asleep!

 

Or watching porn

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:44 | 6197558 LawsofPhysics
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They are buying bonds you fool!!!

It will now take any and all efforts to keep the .gov afloat in the U.S.S.A.

Forward Soviet!!!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:43 | 6197552 StackShinyStuff
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Paging Doctor R. Ampalooza.  Doctor R. Ampalooza please...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:45 | 6197553 JustObserving
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Dow Dumps Into Red For 2015

The horror, the horror - American exceptionalism will never tolerate this.  Our markets should rise faster and higher than the Chinese markets.

Get to work, Yellen

China’s Stock Market Value Tops $10 Trillion for First Time

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-14/china-s-stock-market-v...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:46 | 6197565 Kaiser Sousa
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just wait for the v-ramp rocket launch goin into the Lomdon close..

will ya'll ever learn?????

death to the MoneyChangers...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 11:02 | 6197830 Kaiser Sousa
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what did i tell ya'll....

 

http://www.marketwatch.com/?link=MW_Nav_FP

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 11:08 | 6197848 StackShinyStuff
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Give that man a cigar!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:45 | 6197560 Xibalba
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paging Kuroda

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:46 | 6197566 buzzsaw99
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mr. yellentine has set the price [/randolph]

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:46 | 6197567 netpounder
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Corporations of the US assemble and buy back your own stock with borrowed money NOW!!!  Send a Tweet to everyone.  Buy buy buy bitches!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:46 | 6197569 MsCreant
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Dow Dump.

Dow Dump. 

Dow Dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump...

SHARRRRRK! Quick everyone out of the water.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:08 | 6197589 Pool Shark
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"You're gonna need a bigger Bailout..."

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:17 | 6197679 MsCreant
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I liked your other one, "You're gonna need a bigger PPT" too, but just your presence after my comment alone should send them screaming!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 11:23 | 6197902 Pool Shark
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Dark Pool Shark?

 

[PS: 'Bailout' sounded more in keeping with Scheider's original line; big fan of alliteration...]

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:48 | 6197572 jmcadg
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Draghi = Pontius Pilate

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:49 | 6197573 FreeShitter
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Fomc this week, dont get too happy yet as I wanna see this fucker fall as well but we still have aways to go yet.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:52 | 6197583 buzzsaw99
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yep. if u wanna git fucked in the bunghole then by all means short this bitch(ez).

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:51 | 6197579 Billy Sol Estes
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Platinum taking a trip to the woodshed this morning...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:56 | 6197596 LawsofPhysics
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Interesting, all my ounces are still intact...  ... still plenty of actual applications/uses for platinum and silver.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:04 | 6197631 Augustus
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Still many uses for oil and NG also.  Just only half as costly to use it as last year.

 

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:16 | 6197673 22winmag
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Yet more automobiles are sitting idle than in any time in history.

 

Riddle me that.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:17 | 6197677 LawsofPhysics
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Yes, so why knock it?  However, I find it interesting that my energy provider hasn't gotten the fucking memo...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 11:00 | 6197824 Sages wife
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We now pay as much for gasoline in Alberta as we did before last Junes plunge.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:51 | 6197580 CHC
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It's only Monday - the rest of the week - everything will be AWESOME!!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:55 | 6197594 r101958
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Fear not!! There will soon be another Greek deal rumor fabricated and released.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:01 | 6197621 Seasmoke
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Maybe Yellen will buy Gold on Wednesday.

/s.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:25 | 6197710 zeroaccountability
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Dow Dumps Into Red For 2015

 

Cherrypicking much?

 

Sarc/off

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:42 | 6197753 silverer
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10:40 EST.  Things seem to be "slipping" a bit out there.  Hurry up and buy!  Such a deal!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 11:19 | 6197768 Keltner Channel Surf
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The problem for shorts is I've never seen a big red open continue down through lunch without volatility (VIX, VXN, etc.) higher than opening levels, and we've seen BIG roll-overs in those measures, except for the NASDAQ's, which held up near highs, but is now peeling back a bit. 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 12:02 | 6198029 jump_mutha_fukah
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Charts and trading is starting to feel like 2007...directionless and weary market is yeilding some lovely volatility...still seems this will resolve down in the long term as the reluctance to go too long for too long is starting to show, but I think we are entering that phase where if you buy dips and sell rips, you may have a few months to really make some bank. RUT seems to be working really hard at making a double top...since it is the most overvalued it may start to lag a bit if it gets there as the other indices get the juice into double top territory as well. I am starting to think the blowoff scenario is just not going to playout...a double top type scenario in all the indices seems a bit more likely given the vast majority of traders, even bulls are well aware of the how bubbles end at this point and with the lack of liquidity as well as a shortage of uniformed cash rich retail, likely a lot of big money ready to off load on strength. The strattle strategy is working very well but I am selling each rip on one side or the other, cannot be greedy at all, just sell and regroup/wait... This market is ADD...amongst other things.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:50 | 6197789 Goldbugger
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Last weeks rally a farse as usual.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 11:02 | 6197831 r101958
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TBTF's need to keep markets at around 18k, 2.1k, 5k just to stay even. We will see what happens.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 11:04 | 6197837 A_latvian
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The ramp has started already!

Buy Buy Buy!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 12:47 | 6198199 BigRedRider
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"Dow Dumps Into Red For 2015"

DOW down 110 points and that's a DOW DUMP?

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 12:53 | 6198225 fremannx
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Dow Theory non-confirmation is pointing to a collapsing economy soon... 

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/dow-jones-industrial-averageelliott-w...

 

Last week's analysis of the Dow remains on track..

http://www.globaldeflationnews.com/dow-jones-industrial-averageelliott-w...

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