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Lying White 'African American' NAACP President Resigns Shocked By Focus On Her Race

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In the least shocking news of the day, white 'African American' Rachel Dolezal - the erstwhile president of Spokane's NAACP chapter, has officially resigned, seemingly surprised that "the dialogue has unexpectedly shifted internationally to my personal identity in the context of defining race and ethnicity."


Official Statement (via Facebook):

Dear Executive Committee and NAACP Members,

 

It is a true honor to serve in the racial and social justice movement here in Spokane and across the nation. Many issues face us now that drive at the theme of urgency. Police brutality, biased curriculum in schools, economic disenfranchisement, health inequities, and a lack of pro-justice political representation are among the concerns at t`he forefront of the current administration of the Spokane NAACP. And yet, the dialogue has unexpectedly shifted internationally to my personal identity in the context of defining race and ethnicity.

 

I have waited in deference while others expressed their feelings, beliefs, confusions and even conclusions - absent the full story. I am consistently committed to empowering marginalized voices and believe that many individuals have been heard in the last hours and days that would not otherwise have had a platform to weigh in on this important discussion. Additionally, I have always deferred to the state and national NAACP leadership and offer my sincere gratitude for their unwavering support of my leadership through this unexpected firestorm.

 

While challenging the construct of race is at the core of evolving human consciousness, we can NOT afford to lose sight of the five Game Changers (Criminal Justice & Public Safety, Health & Healthcare, Education, Economic Sustainability, and Voting Rights & Political Representation) that affect millions, often with a life or death outcome. The movement is larger than a moment in time or a single person's story, and I hope that everyone offers their robust support of the Journey for Justice campaign that the NAACP launches today!

 

I am delighted that so many organizations and individuals have supported and collaborated with the Spokane NAACP under my leadership to grow this branch into one of the healthiest in the nation in 5 short months. In the eye of this current storm, I can see that a separation of family and organizational outcomes is in the best interest of the NAACP.

 

It is with complete allegiance to the cause of racial and social justice and the NAACP that I step aside from the Presidency and pass the baton to my Vice President, Naima Quarles-Burnley. It is my hope that by securing a beautiful office for the organization in the heart of downtown, bringing the local branch into financial compliance, catalyzing committees to do strategic work in the five Game Changer issues, launching community forums, putting the membership on a fast climb, and helping many individuals find the legal, financial and practical support needed to fight race-based discrimination, I have positioned the Spokane NAACP to buttress this transition.

 

Please know I will never stop fighting for human rights and will do everything in my power to help and assist, whether it means stepping up or stepping down, because this is not about me. It's about justice. This is not me quitting; this is a continuum. It's about moving the cause of human rights and the Black Liberation Movement along the continuum from Resistance to Chattel Slavery to Abolition to Defiance of Jim Crow to the building of Black Wall Street to the Civil Rights and Black Power Movement to the ?#‎BlackLivesMatter? movement and into a future of self-determination and empowerment.

 

With much love and a commitment to always fight for what is right and good in this world,

 

Rachel Dolezal

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Some supportive (and not so supportive) comments from her Facebook page...

 

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There is no need to comment further because in this consequence-free world why would anyone be surprised that a liar would be stunned when caught lying?

And as some comic relief, here are Dave Chapelle's comparable, if inverted, views on the matter:

 

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Mon, 06/15/2015 - 12:52 | 6198208 JustObserving
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How many lies has the Nobel Prize Winner told?  How many women and children and wedding parties has he droned with his special double-tap droning?   He has bombed 7 predominantly Muslim countries.  Yet he is the most admired man in this world per Gallup polls.

If Obama is the example, she deserves a raise.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 12:55 | 6198238 Taffy Lewis
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Her parents must have seen the Donna Chang Seinfeld episode.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 12:58 | 6198252 y3maxx
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...Hitlery may claim to be 15% African American leading up to the Presidential elections.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:00 | 6198272 Four chan
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just because you've had black in you, doesnt mean you have black in you.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:05 | 6198295 Turin Turambar
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That'll certainly come as a disappointment to Kim Kardashian. All that effort for naught. :-O

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:08 | 6198313 clooney_art
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Reminds of this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T8L3xcsA3w  by Dave Chapelle.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:14 | 6198348 Theosebes Goodfellow
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The field of abnormal psychology has been expanded by this woman. She's got a special kind of crazy going on. I bet half of the world's psycologists would give their eye's couch to shrink this one.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:18 | 6198362 Latina Lover
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Hey Rachel Dolezal, how do you spell Fraud, liar, hypocrite and playing the race card?  Good riddance..

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:19 | 6198388 froze25
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Liberalism is truly a mental disorder.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:24 | 6198416 Bumpo
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Hey - Why does Bruce Jenner get to be called 'courageous' for embracing his\her innate Womanhood, while this white chick gets trashed from identifying herfself as spiritually and effectively 'Black'. Seems like the Left gets to pick and choose what's an abomination and what's courageous.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:27 | 6198432 r00t61
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This lady just needed a better PR strategy.

After the media success that Bruce Jenner received for being "transgender," Dolezal should have claimed to be "transracial."  That despite the fact that her DNA says that she's a middle-aged white person, so long as she believed to be black, then she was.

The fact that the NAACP then brought all this heat upon her would then have been the result of "transracism," discriminating against a person who wants to be of a certain race.

PS: If this sort of pretzel logic doesn't make a Politically Correct drone's head explode, then nothing will.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:32 | 6198459 TeamDepends
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Well, she has had several black injections.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:44 | 6198516 InjectTheVenom
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what a lying deceptive immoral fraud this skank has proven to be...  will probably be offered a position in Barry's administration within weeks...perfect fit !!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:47 | 6198529 knukles
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#batshitcrazypeoplematter

Ms Dolezal, it's one thing to believe in a social movement and another entirely to be a fraud.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:48 | 6198549 pods
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NAACP is now inspecting areolas.

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:04 | 6198628 Bunghole
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#spraytansmatter

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:06 | 6198636 pods
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#mudsharksrule

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:09 | 6198654 MonetaryApostate
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IF YA'LL COULD STOP DAISY-CHAINING THE FIRST COMMENT ON THE THREAD SO PHONE USERS CAN READ COMMENTS, THAT WOULD BE JUST GREAT!!!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:18 | 6198699 TeamDepends
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#phoneusersgivegoodphone

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:22 | 6198723 pods
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#Threadedlistcollapsed

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:33 | 6198796 Anusocracy
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I for one am proud of my lack of blacknicity.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:38 | 6198825 Silky Johnson
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I wonder if she's got the nappy dugout to match?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:43 | 6198854 pods
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#WhiteChocolate

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:52 | 6198914 duo
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Obama lies about his race.  Black when he wants to be and Muslim when he needs to be.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:52 | 6199186 FreeMoney
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How about Spokane, WA is only 1.9% black people.  WTF do they need a chapter of the NAACP for?

 

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/53/53063.html

 

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:05 | 6199268 y3maxx
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...She"s the anti Michael Jackson.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:22 | 6199296 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Sorry, but this is what happens when White men act like cowards avoiding confrontation all the time. I suspect this is not an isolated episode. More and more White women will be defecting to another race. There's nothing crazy about it. It's simple evolution. White men everywhere should feel shame, but instead most are blaming her, like cowards, proving my point.

Ignore the obvious at your own peril.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:39 | 6199429 TeamDepends
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Sorry bro, but the brothers can have this fraudulent, progressive, delusional, koo koo for cocoa-puffs skank. Our redneck mama will do just fine.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:42 | 6199444 Amish FinEng
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Ive_seen_some_folks_post_their_comments_like_this.Its_not_that_bad_an_idea_and_improves_readability.Well_this_is_the_way_that_the_Amish_would_do_it.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:50 | 6199478 MisterMousePotato
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And what if Bruce Jenner had announced, not just that he's actually a woman, but that he's actually a black woman?

How would the left handle that?

How would sane people handle that?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 20:13 | 6200121 MonetaryApostate
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There are "White Lies" & then there "Damn Lies"...

Obviously the White Race falls under the worst... >>> http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2015/02/41-admitted-false-flag-attacks.ht...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 22:44 | 6200494 Richard Chesler
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WTf did poor bastard bitch did to piss off millions of non-white lying african americans?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 00:23 | 6200716 Realname
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Prozac or some such poison...maybe teevee

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:19 | 6199594 TeamDepends
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Where can one purchase this Amish Viagra?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:27 | 6199647 sgorem
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Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:30 | 6199665 e_goldstein
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Don't know, I'm just posting to annoy the dude on the cellphone.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:36 | 6199686 Four chan
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lol

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 18:16 | 6199842 Deathrips
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Rachel Doezal for President. She Can beat Hillary! Her slogan should be " I only lied once".

 

RIPS

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 18:50 | 6199930 Realname
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"I only lied once"...that you know of.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 20:19 | 6200139 TeamDepends
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I did not have sex with that Landshark, BeachWhale, Agenda 21 Agent, It was Horrible,

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 21:33 | 6200300 Realname
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Ok, Mr Clinton...lol

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 04:31 | 6200965 justinius1969
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What a CUNT..

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 02:20 | 6200883 SixIsNinE
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that's why she was so successful at fooling everybody in Spokane.....

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:02 | 6199245 general ambivalent
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First they came for the TransMuslims, and when there was no one left to speak out it was because I had given the order as a Transabled Post-(Psy)op.

And then I went for the constitution, for if it were a Transabled Act cutting off its own legs it would then be better able to identify and empathise with all other forms of government.

And then no one came for the Transgovernment - because we were all it.

- Sado-Manifesto of the TransLiberal MasoConstitution

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 20:00 | 6200105 nmewn
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I think we can now officially say that the NAACP is a bigoted, racist, trans-phobic organization (as if there was ever any doubt).

Whats next!?!?!

Getting tossed from Bloombergs anti-gun organization because one can afford armed bodyguards!?!?

#TransProgHypocrisy ;-)

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 23:56 | 6200659 Miffed Microbio...
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Actually, I was thinking she'd make a perfect running mate for Hitlery. Those two liars would make the mockery of the presidency complete.

Miffed

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 00:27 | 6200721 Realname
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I thought for years that 'it cant get any worse'. Everyday I realize how wrong that way of thinking was.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:08 | 6199280 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"I for one am proud of my lack of blacknicity."~

"That's racist."

"Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmama was Dutch." ~Sheriff Bart

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:34 | 6198803 Temporalist
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#zerohedgekilledtwitter

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:18 | 6198700 NoDebt
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John Boehner is kicking himself he didn't think of this first.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:36 | 6198814 Anusocracy
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Actually he was after the orangutan vote.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:29 | 6198765 cheech_wizard
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#LookOutForOpenManholes

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:19 | 6199340 azusgm
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The thread totally disappeared behind the ads a little farther down. I'm on a laptop, not a phone.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:02 | 6199521 gladius17
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What ads?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:05 | 6198632 Manthong
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Gender and race all just depends upon how you feel about yourself.

In my mind I am a black female trans racial trans gender lesbian who dresses like a man.

You got a problem with that? .. I’ll sue.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:21 | 6198712 TeamDepends
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No sir, Mrs. Obama!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:56 | 6199205 Never One Roach
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So size doesn't matter?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:14 | 6199316 general ambivalent
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I'm translogical. Don't oppress me.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:45 | 6199718 847328_3527
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So, she's a "white black" according to the Zimmerman-minded media people?

 

... or a "black white?"

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 20:04 | 6200112 nmewn
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With her fascination for cosmetics I'm not so sure she's a she.

Anymore ;-)

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:35 | 6199407 Creeps
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NAACP now means Not Actually A Colored Person

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:53 | 6199483 MisterMousePotato
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Now Actually A Cracker Person.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:46 | 6198535 Manthong
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Who paid for her education?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:31 | 6198779 knukles
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Taxpayers.  All Grants, no debt.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:17 | 6199331 Manthong
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Bingo.. just like Barry and Chewie.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:25 | 6199638 Bunghole
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Fuck her right in the pussy

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 18:06 | 6199797 Manthong
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I submit that your pseudonym suggests where, on her anatomy a telephone pole should be injected.

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 18:13 | 6199828 TeamDepends
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Zinc is mined through a painless procedure.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:51 | 6198564 Ms. Erable
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While this 'person' has obvious and severe mental issues, this story is nothing but another distraction. What was the other hand doing over the weekend (hint: happened in Tells-Buchen, Austria)?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:15 | 6198680 Arnold
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Rang the Freedom Bell?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:23 | 6199360 Manthong
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Tells-Buchen, Austria

Wannabe’s.. the outer ring..

if a rot-schild  rocker fellow or Schiff ain’t there, it’s square.

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:46 | 6199464 Ms. Erable
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Maybe, but still following their orders and implementing their agenda, no?

Instead, everyone's up in arms about The Ultimate Wigger, a lying racist cumguzzling progressive. But I repeat myself.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:50 | 6199477 TeamDepends
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"Roomservice ? Ja, send up more croquets und strumpets. Yes OF COURSE more children!!! (slams down phone)"

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:39 | 6199118 Freddie
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Who started the NAACP? White socialists.

http://blogs.christianpost.com/thinkingoutloud/naacps-founders-were-whit...

 

Odd this link leaves out Henry Moskowitz,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Association_for_the_Advancement_o...

The conference resulted in a more influential and diverse organization, where the leadership was predominantly white and heavily Jewish American. In fact, at its founding, the NAACP had only one African American on its executive board, Du Bois himself. It did not elect a black president until 1975, although executive directors had been African-American. The Jewish community contributed greatly to the NAACP's founding and continued financing. Jewish historian Howard Sachar writes in his book A History of Jews in America of how, "In 1914, Professor Emeritus Joel Spingarn of Columbia University became chairman of the NAACP and recruited for its board such Jewish leaders as Jacob Schiff, Jacob Billikopf, and Rabbi Stephen Wise."[19] Early Jewish-American co-founders included Julius Rosenwald, Lillian Wald, Rabbi Emil G. Hirsch and Wise.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:03 | 6199259 Augustus
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Lying about everything is just the best way she found to fit in with the people who elected her President of NAACP. The bigger the lie, the more they supported her.

 

Can she start eating broiled chicken now, or will she keep eating the fried stuff?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:58 | 6199503 MisterMousePotato
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I seem to recall that for 70 years or thereabouts, every president of the NAACP was Jewish.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 18:49 | 6199925 Augustus
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I seem to recall that for 70 years or thereabouts, every president of the NAACP was Jewish.

 

Good for the recollections.

Don't let that past color your knowledge of current leadership or membership of NAACP.

Things change when preferences generate money from federal government for special people.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 00:27 | 6200720 conscious being
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Agustus ... earning his keep, laying down the supressive fire. Nice work. Now what were we talking about? Oh yeah, Jews started the NAACP and the original board had only one Black guy DuBois. No Black president until 1975.

Shocking, no?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:07 | 6199277 TeamDepends
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NAAJP is not as catchy.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 18:51 | 6199934 Augustus
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NAAJP is not as catchy.

 

Neither does it reflect the purpose of the organization.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:51 | 6198562 MarsInScorpio
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I hate to break it to you, but if she self-identifies as Black, then the US Census Bureau says she is Black:

 

Race and ethnicity in the United States Census, defined by the federal Office of Management and Budget (OMB) and the United States Census Bureau, are self-identification data items in which residents choose the race or races with which they most closely identify, and indicate whether or not they are of Hispanic or Latino origin (the only categories for ethnicity).[1][2]

The racial categories represent a social-political construct for the race or races that respondents consider themselves to be and "generally reflect a social definition of race recognized in this country."[3] OMB defines the concept of race as outlined for the U.S. Census as not "scientific or anthropological" and takes into account "social and cultural characteristics as well as ancestry", using "appropriate scientific methodologies" that are not "primarily biological or genetic in reference."[4] The race categories include both racial and national-origin groups.[5]

Race and ethnicity are considered separate and distinct identities, with Hispanic or Latino origin asked as a separate question. Thus, in addition to their race or races, all respondents are categorized by membership in one of two ethnic categories, which are "Hispanic or Latino" and "Not Hispanic or Latino". However, the practice of separating "race" and "ethnicity" as different categories has been criticized both by the American Anthropological Association and members of U.S. Commission on Civil Rights.[6][7]

In 1997, OMB issued a Federal Register notice regarding revisions to the standards for the classification of federal data on race and ethnicity.[8] OMB developed race and ethnic standards in order to provide "consistent data on race and ethnicity throughout the Federal Government. The development of the data standards stem in large measure from new responsibilities to enforce civil rights laws." Among the changes, OMB issued the instruction to "mark one or more races" after noting evidence of increasing numbers of interracial children and wanting to capture the diversity in a measurable way and having received requests by people who wanted to be able to acknowledge their or their children's full ancestry rather than identifying with only one group. Prior to this decision, the Census and other government data collections asked people to report only one race.[3]

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_ethnicity_in_the_United_States_Census

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:03 | 6198621 TeamDepends
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That's great news, as we have suspected all along that we were Hulk (Hulk is plural like "deer"). Now, get us to DC so we can SMASH!!!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:30 | 6198778 Chump
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Awesome.  I have a ton of grant money that should be coming in soon since my business is now minority-owned.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:46 | 6198875 pods
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Just don't get all smart and put "Native American" on your jury questionairre.

Trust me.

pods

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:52 | 6198913 Chump
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If I'm feeling native-y that day I will damn well do what I please.  This is AMERICA...I can be ANYTHING!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:34 | 6199098 pods
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Well prepare to be "selected" quite often.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:02 | 6199249 BraveSirRobin
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Best bet to avoid jury duty is to go to selection wearing your Confederate Falg T-shirt.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:25 | 6199639 BurningFuld
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And not the KKK hoody?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 21:53 | 6200353 Dave Thomas
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Even better is wearing a shirt that says, "Jury Nullification is as American as apple pie!"

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:55 | 6198923 duo
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Same here.  I still have my record collection from the '70s.  Earth, Wind, and Fire, etc.  in case the Fed's need proof.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 21:51 | 6200351 mickeyman
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But she didn't go through with the surgery.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:33 | 6198467 Burnbright
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Couldn't have said it better my self. Their is no fucking difference between this and a dude that looks like a lady.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:14 | 6198673 Flagit
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Couldn't have said it better my self. Their is no fucking difference between this and a dude that looks like a lady.

 

Steven Tyler?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:18 | 6198703 Arnold
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Steven Tyler doesn't look like he's from this planet to me.

( put mick Jagger on that maybe list too.)

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:32 | 6198788 knukles
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They were separated from the lips after birth.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:02 | 6198962 Oh regional Indian
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That visual.....some body needs to cartoon it...seperated at birth for sure.

How did Liv Tyler Come from Steven tyler's seed is the bigger question.

Is she a GM beauty?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:35 | 6199682 sgorem
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What if she had cross bred with the now deceased Michael Jackson? Outcome?(pardon the pun). What we are looking @ is maybe Rocky Road, Moose Tracks, Cookies & Cream? #@lostandfuckinglovinit

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 00:31 | 6200734 WillyGroper
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Klaus Kinsky sired quite the beauty too.

By whatever means...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 21:55 | 6200360 Dave Thomas
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Actually Mic Jagger is an easter island head with a toilet plunger sewn where it's mouth would go.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:46 | 6198539 Thick Willy
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America, where a little freckled white girl can grow up to be a strong African American anti-white racist.  What a country!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:20 | 6198708 Four chan
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nice rework of the jacko joke.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:04 | 6199533 gladius17
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Don't blame America for this one. She's Polish....what does one expect?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:29 | 6198769 Government need...
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Going full-tranny is just like sperm banking.  If you pay someone a LOT of money to do it, and it involves a 'procedure', it's legit.  If you merely put on a blackface, it's disrespectful.  She should have had an ethnicity reassignment procedure.  White-to-black ethnicity reassignment involves enlarging the penis, ass, and lips, kinking the hair, and removing a fair bit of cerebral cortex/frontal lobe. 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:00 | 6198939 Kobe Beef
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Don't miss the Twitter laugh riot: #wrongskin

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:32 | 6199394 stopthejunk1
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Right on except for the penis bit.  That part is a myth.  Spend any time on 4Chan and this becomes obvious.

Remove enough brain matter to average the IQ down by 2 standard deviations, and you're in the ballpark. 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 20:26 | 6200149 Government need...
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http://www.11points.com/Dating-Sex/11_Random_Findings_In_a_Study_of_Peni...

Biggest cocks?  The Congo (average of 7.06 inches erect)... Ecuador (7.0)... Ghana (6.81)... Colombia (6.7)... Venezuela (6.7)... Lebanon (6.62)... Cameroon (6.56)... Iceland (6.5)... Sudan (6.48)... and Jamaica (6.42).

Smallest cocks: North Korea (average 3.8 inches erect)... South Korea (3.8)... Cambodia (3.95)... Thailand (4.0)... India (4.03)... Taiwan (4.24)... Philippines (4.27)... Sri Lanka (4.29)... China (4.29)... Japan (4.3)... and Hong Kong (4.41)

 

Spot any ethnic correlative trends?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 23:47 | 6200637 No.Fifth.Turning
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Sheesh, that explaines it I guess--I must have some South Korean in me...........:(

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:59 | 6198947 Antifaschistische
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Ever wonder why even the Jewish/Christian Bible doesn't discuss race?   Because it wasn't a freakin issue!!  Sure, being a Roman was a big deal.  Being an Assyrian was a big deal.  Being a Jew was a big deal....but, that was 'tribal', it wasn't a "melanin thing."

Even PBS knows the whole concept of dividing people into a few categories based on melanin concentration is a recent invention.  But we'll never let it die...because we insist on judging people by the color of their skin and NOT their merit and aptitude. 

http://www.pbs.org/race/000_About/002_04-background-02-09.htm

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:08 | 6198996 Kobe Beef
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Ever wonder why the medical establishment asks your race? Because organ donors have to match races to have a decent chance of the recipient's body not rejecting the new organ.

But keep telling yourself race is just a paint-job or a social construct. Bronze Age desert dwellers didn't know shit about biology and neither do you.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:37 | 6199416 stopthejunk1
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You're full of shit.  I work in organ transplant, and I'm calling you out. White organs go into blacks all the time. 

"Race" is a social construct and has no scientific basis.  However, "social constructs" are useful in medicine for the same reason they would be useful to a homicide detective -- but not for the reasons you claim.  The proof of this is that you cannot tell a person's race with certainty, even if you examine their entire genetic code.  You only have probabilities.

You're the one who doesn't know shit about biology.  Now go home.

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:07 | 6199542 gladius17
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""Race" is a social construct and has no scientific basis. "

You are quite simply a moron. Most scientists would agree.

Full stop.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 00:30 | 6200731 Kobe Beef
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From 2005:
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov › PMC1196372

Try to keep up, Shaneequa.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 00:43 | 6200759 Kobe Beef
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I gots ya sum mo homework, LaShonda!
From 2009:
www.sciencedaily.com › 2009/10

Trans-racial marrow rejection rates are even higher than the cases for kidneys cited. Cancer histology and response rates to certain treatments are also highly race correlated. I'd cite them too, but I'm on my phone.

I guess Affirmative-action doesn't require you to read the relevant journals.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:40 | 6199431 stopthejunk1
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The Bible is absolutely racist, but it only cared about two races: "Jews," and everybody else.  ("Everybody else" was shortened to "Gentiles.")

And the Jews carried out many, many genocides against the Gentiles, with the full sanction of their jealous, racist God.

Yeah, there's not a lot of books out there that are more racist than the good old OT.  The fact that their particular obsession wasn't skin color has nothing to do with it.  "Race" can mean anything you want.  And that is the final proof that it is a social construct and not a scientific one.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:02 | 6198963 Jack Burton
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She is a race hater. Her own. I actually know some people like her. Though White, their liberal ideals have pushed them to a deep seated hate of Whites, and a deeper longing to be black, so they can join victim ideology. Really, I have seen that mentality before!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:21 | 6199350 general ambivalent
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Das raciss.

 

She's Transwhite. It's the only race allowed in The Elysium.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 18:28 | 6199887 turnoffthewater
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This confusing for the TSA

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:21 | 6198399 Philo Beddoe
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Giimme an O. Gimme a B. Gimme an A. Gimme an M. Gimme an A. 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:47 | 6199727 847328_3527
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Spelling makes my head hurt. Pls stop it.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:59 | 6198605 bluez
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As a person, she's some kind of jerk. But she's raised some interesting questions. Which surely will be answered ineptly by stupid Americans. And the Internet psyops crews will surely install absurd kinks in her little false-flag narrative.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 00:14 | 6200697 Monetas
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Why so serious .... this is great fun .... impaling leftist icons and myths .... clever white girl .... almost in Jim Jones' class .... pass the grape Kool Aid ? 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:30 | 6198445 TheRideNeverEnds
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Is she really crazy though? Name a white person who has gained a prominent position in the NAACP. (Jews don't count)

She had to be black to get a job as evidenced by the fact she was in essence fired for being white.

Think about it this way, is she was outed for being born a man instead of just white she would be receiving unwavering praise from the media and probably a meeting with Obama. Any detractors would be universally shouted down as she would have been placed on such a high pedestal none could touch her.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:46 | 6198538 Mat Cauthon
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The Founders were white.

Appalled at the violence that was committed against blacks, a group of white liberals that included Mary White Ovington and Oswald Garrison Villard, both the descendants of abolitionists, William English Walling and Dr. Henry Moscowitz issued a call for a meeting to discuss racial justice. - NAACP.org

 

 

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain (It's time to toss the dice)

Got Karatbars?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:06 | 6198637 Greenie
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More specifically, the leadership was Jewish.

On May 30, 1909, the Niagara Movement conference took place at New York City's Henry Street Settlement House, from which an organization of more than 40 individuals emerged, calling itself the National Negro Committee.

The conference resulted in a more influential and diverse organization, where the leadership was predominantly white and heavily Jewish American. In fact, at its founding, the NAACP had only one African American on its executive board, Du Bois himself. It did not elect a black president until 1975, although executive directors had been African-American. The Jewish community contributed greatly to the NAACP's founding and continued financing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Association_for_the_Advancement_of_Colored_People

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:44 | 6199716 kchrisc
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+1000

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:49 | 6199733 kchrisc
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The founders were not "white." They were white Zionists.

HUGE difference.

It is always about power, money, and division, and the Zionist saw an avenue for all three, but especially division, in creating the NAACP.

In the late 60s, using civil rights as an excuse, they basically seized control of ALL the private property the American country and people, and repurchased the blacks back into a slavery to be administered by EBT and the PIC(Prison-Industrial-Complex).

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 00:02 | 6200673 bigkahuna
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a new catagory for race: zionist

I guess we would discriminate heavily against the zionist. NAAZP will put the smackdown.

Oh wait, it is the zionist that already has our asses - see "neocons and neolibs aka supergoyim useful morons"

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:51 | 6198566 Thick Willy
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That is hilarious though.  And that fact is lost on all the anti-white racists in the media, society, and the Left.  They don't even bat an eye at the fact that this woman was hired for NOT being white, and fired for being discovered to be white.

The horror!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:20 | 6198711 Arnold
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FBI HUMIT?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:30 | 6198777 Beowulf55
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Wonder if she got some black college scholarships?????

 

Would that be fraud?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:33 | 6198794 knukles
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Yes.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:42 | 6199138 Bastiat
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I wonder if Obama got student aid as a foreign student.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:32 | 6198786 Government need...
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Now she should crack open the discrimination civil rights lawsuit.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:25 | 6199369 general ambivalent
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Does the Left realise it is TransRight?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:56 | 6198938 mtl4
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If she were really good she'd turn around and sue the NAACP for racism and get her job back.........keep up the iodine pill regime in the meantime.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:50 | 6199174 Karl von Bahnhof
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Stupid bitch.

But certainly this is possible only in the land of free and brave. Unlimited opportunities!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:44 | 6198868 saveUSsavers
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The KUNT doesn't think she did anything wrong? I SWARE THE US IS FULL OF NARCICIST PSYCOS! FUCK YOU ALL!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 20:04 | 6198872 Kirk2NCC1701
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Disagree. She's NO different from millions of Liars out there.

Her downfall was caused by the fact that she was just clever + devious enough to get the job, but not to keep the job.  Had she been so, she would've had a good Cover Story.  

E.g.,

"Although I firmly and deeply believe to be the best qualified for the job at our office, I was also quite certain that my skin color would have prevented me from actually getting the job.  I simply compensated for this level of social maturity -- not unlike the way any job candidate comes to the interview with clothes on, and then also dressed and acting the part that is expected.   There isn't a job interview in the world, where there isn't some form of posing, acting or pretending going on.

I hope that our racial communities -- even the African-American community -- will evolve and mature enough to allow someone of another color to represent their interests. 

Were it not so, then how do you explain a minority of 2% of activists that runs our country, representing the interests of the 100%?"

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:14 | 6198352 rccalhoun
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another victim of the evil white man

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:18 | 6198384 I am more equal...
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Isn't she the female version of Al Jolson.  Mammy.... oh, mammy. 

That tanned skin is spray-on seeing that white, freckled skin.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:36 | 6198479 chrsn
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Well, it is the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, so she definitely qualifies.  

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:42 | 6198509 NotApplicable
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Orange is indeed a color!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 13:48 | 6198551 knukles
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Why, there's a whole college for Orange-men up Syracuse way!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:00 | 6198607 Caleb Abell
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As well as Speakers of the House.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:12 | 6198648 TeamDepends
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The Weeping Cheetoh approves this message.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 17:46 | 6199722 e_goldstein
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As well as the tranny witch king of the oompa loompas (Chris Lagarde).

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 21:54 | 6200357 Bunghole
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#OrangeLiesMatter

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:33 | 6198790 NoVa
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Orange is the new Black?

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:00 | 6199230 Karl von Bahnhof
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White is not color?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:29 | 6199384 stopthejunk1
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Nobody is actually white?  "White" people have melanin too?  Your habit of putting question marks everywhere is inane?

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