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Lying White 'African American' NAACP President Resigns Shocked By Focus On Her Race
In the least shocking news of the day, white 'African American' Rachel Dolezal - the erstwhile president of Spokane's NAACP chapter, has officially resigned, seemingly surprised that "the dialogue has unexpectedly shifted internationally to my personal identity in the context of defining race and ethnicity."
Official Statement (via Facebook):
Dear Executive Committee and NAACP Members,
It is a true honor to serve in the racial and social justice movement here in Spokane and across the nation. Many issues face us now that drive at the theme of urgency. Police brutality, biased curriculum in schools, economic disenfranchisement, health inequities, and a lack of pro-justice political representation are among the concerns at t`he forefront of the current administration of the Spokane NAACP. And yet, the dialogue has unexpectedly shifted internationally to my personal identity in the context of defining race and ethnicity.
I have waited in deference while others expressed their feelings, beliefs, confusions and even conclusions - absent the full story. I am consistently committed to empowering marginalized voices and believe that many individuals have been heard in the last hours and days that would not otherwise have had a platform to weigh in on this important discussion. Additionally, I have always deferred to the state and national NAACP leadership and offer my sincere gratitude for their unwavering support of my leadership through this unexpected firestorm.
While challenging the construct of race is at the core of evolving human consciousness, we can NOT afford to lose sight of the five Game Changers (Criminal Justice & Public Safety, Health & Healthcare, Education, Economic Sustainability, and Voting Rights & Political Representation) that affect millions, often with a life or death outcome. The movement is larger than a moment in time or a single person's story, and I hope that everyone offers their robust support of the Journey for Justice campaign that the NAACP launches today!
I am delighted that so many organizations and individuals have supported and collaborated with the Spokane NAACP under my leadership to grow this branch into one of the healthiest in the nation in 5 short months. In the eye of this current storm, I can see that a separation of family and organizational outcomes is in the best interest of the NAACP.
It is with complete allegiance to the cause of racial and social justice and the NAACP that I step aside from the Presidency and pass the baton to my Vice President, Naima Quarles-Burnley. It is my hope that by securing a beautiful office for the organization in the heart of downtown, bringing the local branch into financial compliance, catalyzing committees to do strategic work in the five Game Changer issues, launching community forums, putting the membership on a fast climb, and helping many individuals find the legal, financial and practical support needed to fight race-based discrimination, I have positioned the Spokane NAACP to buttress this transition.
Please know I will never stop fighting for human rights and will do everything in my power to help and assist, whether it means stepping up or stepping down, because this is not about me. It's about justice. This is not me quitting; this is a continuum. It's about moving the cause of human rights and the Black Liberation Movement along the continuum from Resistance to Chattel Slavery to Abolition to Defiance of Jim Crow to the building of Black Wall Street to the Civil Rights and Black Power Movement to the ?#BlackLivesMatter? movement and into a future of self-determination and empowerment.
With much love and a commitment to always fight for what is right and good in this world,
Rachel Dolezal
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Some supportive (and not so supportive) comments from her Facebook page...
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There is no need to comment further because in this consequence-free world why would anyone be surprised that a liar would be stunned when caught lying?
And as some comic relief, here are Dave Chapelle's comparable, if inverted, views on the matter:
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Foff!
Orange Is the New Black
Seems I wasn't the only one to jump on the phrase "orange is the new black". So I edited my post so I do not receive a call from the Department of Redundancy Department...
I want to be an East Indian
Cause I really like the colour of their skin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMf2S0lQceA
Orange is the new black!
Edit: Flagit beat me to it.
Haha, timestamps don't lie!
Ha! Obama can't acknowledge that his father was Frank Davis, has to monkey around with the birth cert, but you won't see him resigning.
All the world's a stage.
I bet she spent HOURS looking in the mirror with a sharpie pen crying over each blonde root. “Why Black Jesus, why?”
Check to see if her furniture is covered in plastic. If it is, she's gone full black.
You cant cover the rent to own furniture in plastic.
It's in the contract.
... Undercover sistah?
Incognegro
I like every bone in your body....especially mine !
Fuckin white people!
Well there goes that (promising) idea.
She should have said she was actually a black man trapped in a white woman's body. Had some surgery and then get her own TV show and splashed herself on Vanity Fair.
I'm actually a unicorn. Just waiting for the surgery date to get my horn thingy.
Don't forget the sparkles!
That surgery would be something to see! She'de really be packing, for her size that is!
Didn't Hillary! claim Jewish ancestors as well?
Rachel has as much right to identify as "black" as President Barry does. She is certainly as "black" as he is.
White guilt rum Amok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVtsvIpJFTw
White guilt rum Amok
No, not a all. Either she is a Jew or she is a wicked puppet possibly with Stockholm Syndrome - as a voluntary captive to the evil cabal and a traitor to the white race - and fantasies of being one of the chosenites.
A River Rums Through It: Crackas Like Trout (marinated in rum)
Yes, when she was running for office in NY. She also stooped so low as to claim she was a Yankees fan. But I guess the mouth breathers fell for it.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/hillary-has-jewish-roots/
Russian born? So you mean.......
https://www.theisraelidaily.com/hillary-clinton-denies-jewish-heritage-a...
My, how things change.
40 years ago it was impossible to keep up with the lies. Now the internet makes it simple. Which is partly why they will kill it.
No, they won't ever kill the internet. Just ask Orwell.
This all feeds into the ability to promote disinfo as well as true info, so the divide and conquer, hide the truth in plain sight operatives have never had it easier.
For instance, just look at the effort going into the Russia/Putin smear campaign. Officials openly lie with impunity, knowing that the press will simply parrot their sophistry in the headlines. Sometimes they bury the truth at the bottom of the story for cover. Other times however, they just let it all ride, building one lie upon the next until it all takes on a life of its own.
Yes, if you never look at sites other than the 5 or 6 good ones you can quickly forget that people are still getting (trans)dumber.
Hillary is obviously of Jewish descent. Anyone with a set of eyes should be able to see it. The fact that her daughter married a rich Jewish banker supports this. They do breed with non-Jews (Bill) for eugenics purposes now and then you know?
That may explain some of her behavior.
Y3maxx, I predict Hitlery will come out as a black, jewish, lesbian transgender, oppressed by her hubbie.
No wonder Bill sought blowjobs outside marriage! Hillary was too busy reading her torah.
Well, if Fauxcohontas Liz Warren is native american, what's the problem?
"Hitlery"? Nice play on words.
"Hitlery"? Nice play on words.
Next up, the Williams brothers and Mochelle.
That would be the Tennis playing Williams brothers, I take it.
Yes.
http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/ent_images/797ddc37a43a86f29499cc5f_6.jpg
Compared to two women, the navel is in the wrong place for a women. It's a man.
https://cdn.tutsplus.com/vector/uploads/2013/11/3-man-and-woman.jpg
That plus the fingers, and shoulders proporations.
Yap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKpShq2X6s
Here's the major question the whorescum newsies HAVE NOT addressed (as if they have ever addressed anything newsworthy):
This crazy slag received a scholarship from Howard University --- so either they have begun giving scholarships to white folk, or she fraudulently claimed to be a Black-American on the requisite forms and paperwork!
Awesome.
Now I can go out in blackface because #wrongskin.
We've been saying "nigga" for three hours now and doing the Black Power'68 salute. No cracka best get in our way lest they be facin' Sharpton and Lynch!
That is funny !
I say prosecute her and Liz Warren...
That is funny !
I say prosecute her and Liz Warren...
That is funny !
I say prosecute her and Liz Warren...
you can say that three times.
you can say that three times
You can say that twice.
Oh, you already did ;-)
Apparently, Rachel was adored sufficiently to have a song written about her by an ex-fiance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u-AKfb5MwQ
Oh lawd! Are you sure you didn't record that video, Edward? You got game.
The sweetest Va Jay jay..more cosmic than the Milky Way. I will never forget that line. Ever.
LOLZ
Bill Clinton is 11% Jewish, and 30% Episcopalian.
Hes 100% asshole.
<em>While challenging the construct of race is at the core of evolving human consciousness, we can NOT afford to lose sight of the five Game Changers (Criminal Justice & Public Safety, Health & Healthcare, Education, Economic Sustainability, and Voting Rights & Political Representation) that affect millions...</em>
That's eight. Maybe she is black since she can't count? /s
Might as well throw in some Dave Chappelle at this point just for a few giggles...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u__W0Qa8v0k
A crypto-whitey, pretending to be part of another Tribe, Race, or Religion.
Wow, it's not like this hasn't happened before.
And what about that white guy who died some decades ago, wrote "Black like me"? Admittedly he was a journalist, who turned himself black, to investigate what life is like if you act white but look black... but if he had been busted in the process, he too would've been exposed as a Liar.
And then there's the problem of having Professional Liars acting as though they are competent and honest people. They get money from people and call themselves politicians, when they are actually ploticians.
Maybe she just needed money to go to college... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ocxih4yL0c
Isn't this what the zeitgeist is all about? Changing one's physical characteristics to better reflect one's "true identity"? What does it matter whether she's really black or not? She feels she is--therfore she is! How intolerant of people not to accept this!
See can feel as black as she wants, she still looks pretty much like an Aryan to me without the makeup.
Methinks it's the lies told about parenthood, the fraud that's the stickler.
Youthinks wrong. If she were lying about anything besides race, this would be a non-story.
For instance, suppose it were a post advocating for women, and it turned out that she had lied about her gender? You do the thought experiment.
Further, if she were any race besides white and had done the same thing, my guess is she wouldn't have been forced to resign. Imagine for a moment that she were cholo -- i.e., a dark hispanic. Or an islander. Yeah, she'd have kept her job then.
See, it's all about whether you're persecuted enough, and in the American Taxonomy of Persecuted/Protected Peoples, "black" comes before "woman." See how it works?
Some vacuum where there should not be any.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LDPUfbXRLM
Gallup could be lying.
I can't even wrap my head around the sheer magnitude of irony found in this.
If Bruce Jenner can be a woman, why can't Rachel Dolezal be black? Maybe the difference between men and women is much smaller than the difference between a black woman and a white woman?
Being politically correct is so confusing, you can't use reason to get the right answer, just have to watch MSNBC I guess.
"...you can't use reason to get the right answer, just have to watch MSNBC I guess."
Or read Karl Denninger...lol!
Do i understand it correctly that she likes black dick?
"I was born a poor black child"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtmi4Nc-3dE
"You mean I'm going to stay this color" ????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQAvtFO_uA
"Black Coffee" Humble Pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tNoSmlnxwQ
Looking at her skin color, I guess Orange really IS the new black.
They just need a medical procedure, call it 'ethnic reassignent'. In the white-to-back procedure, they kink the hair, engorge the dick, ass, and lips, and snip out a standard deviation of IQ/impulse control in the brain.
And all of a sudden, it's a reason for CELEBRATION, 'special'status, and an Arthur Ashe Award, a la Caitlyn Jenner.
Don't forget the most important aspect of this - Dolezal was likely staging hate crimes against herself and that's what broke the story - from what I've read it was a local news team in Idaho that originally discovered her birth certificate after investigating the alleged hate crimes against her when she lived there and smelling BS.
It's so fascinating how 100% of "national media" opeds about her ignore the fake hate crime angle completely and focus on comparing or not comparing her to bruce jenner, is she insane, is she brave, is she black??
If I didn't know better I might think that 'national news media' have an agenda of promoting racial hatred in the US and they are covering for one of their agent provacatuers that got caught red-handed. Helter Skelter.
Keep an eye on those small local news sources.. many of them actually do *gasp* real investigative journalism!
Up until recently, the head of the NAACP was a Jew. She was just copying them.
Thank you, sir!
Jeez Tyler, you could have at least given us a +1.
Thank you, sir!
Is that a modern version of the racist blackface?
So do you think that she ever got "extra points" on a civil service exam? If so is that a crime?
Would it be racist if i said they give simplified tests for black women? nah....
i guess she just could pass any exam with those cheating skills that liars like her posses
Was this her?
https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=i+like+my+coffee+black+like+my+men...
I like my coffe like I like my cellmate... Lol. Yeah, that was a joke. {Not going to post this.... How do I delete this?? This button here??
WAIT! Damn it! }
... "You must be this black in order to have this job at the NAACP" ... oh the irony!
...maybe it has something to do with her being a fraud?
I'm actually a unicorn. Prove me wrong.
You stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, didn't you?
No but I've been shitting Skittles?
Are you having the surgery done, I mean going all the way unicorn? Just know we support your decision....monohorn!
... maybe it has something to do with having the wrong skin color? Nobody would care if a black guy put himself down as "caucasian". Get the point?
Really classy name, btw.
White is a color too. Next it'll be the chinese and hispanics. Where do we sign up?
All of them are mentally ill pathological liars. Liberals gots some prolems...
This kinda puts it on the "Billboard"
Why can't she be black? If liberals are OK with Bruce Jenner being a woman why can't this woman be black? Why the discrimination??
Its'transniggerphobia'... http://www.rys2sense.com/anti-neocons/viewtopic.php?f=114&t=33740
Or "Michelle" being a woman, or Barry the halfrican-american having several SS#s?
Teamdepends,
There is crazy and there is this. At what fucking point did things get this fucked up? My jaw is dragging on the floor like a carpetlayer on sleeping pills.
Amen, bro! We are merely thankful that Tyler took our advice and ran with this. Several belly laughs already. She claimed she was born in a teepee (!!!!!) in South Africa and had to hunt for food with a bow and arrow! Lowdy, lowdy, lord.
Dont forget about the scary letters put in the NAACP mailbox(that were never barcoded by the USPS) that only she had a key to.
Batshit crazy is being kind.
This bitch is a total fraud.
If she starts talking in clicks, we've gone full retard and I might have to mentally clock out for good.
#REPTILIANSARECOLOREDSHAPESHIFTINGPEOPLETOO!
So are the Dobe (click)Kung.
Bad news dude. FEMA confiscated the PSRV, said it was for "national security".
Shit, that's where I was going to clock out to....time for plan b.
Yep, turns out whiskey IS the answer.
....And after today, I better understand the question
Transracial isn't in style yet
Can't we all just be happy mutts?
I thought Bruce was keeping his cock, how is that a woman?
#ASKALIBERAL
You clearly don't frequent 4Chan.
All the answers are there.
Because the oppression of blacks is politically important. If anyone can be black, and therefore oppressed, then We Have A Problem.
She identifies as female and African American. Therefore she is both. Right?
You are what you eat.
Wtf is 'Black Wall Street'?
shoe shine touts and banana stand traders
There's always money in the banana stand
calling BobLoblaw right now
They have abandoned separate but equal for separate but superior. This has never been about equality, but about dominance. No one is satisfied with equality once they have it.
AKA Foot Locker when the Nike Airs go on sale. AKA "Black Mosh Pit."
Funny, a lying white race baiting douchebag bitch is shocked that people are calling her out about her race.
Did it really take a white reporter to notice 'The Rachel Dolezal' had no dark garb?
Elsewhere...
My dogs sleep all day.
I want to sleep all day.
Therefore I AM A DOG and I AM GOING TO SLEEP ALL DAY.
Works till the wife gets home....oops.
I'll not be convinced until you can lick your own balls.
Then I'll be jealous.
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can.
The real question is why do you lick your dogs balls?
Seems to me that her behavior is a perfectly rational response to a lying, race-baiting douchebag paranoid society.
Just like in the 50s, when it was perfectly rational to pretend to be rabidly anti-communist, even if the truth was that you had more intelligent or nuanced political sensibilities.
What's funny is if a black person was head of some white organization and people made a fuss about it that the people making a fuss about it would be called racists.
If a Black was forced out of a white organization by the membership for not being white, yes, you are correct, the Justice Department would step in and file federal charges carrying years in prison.
Enjoy.
Dave Chappelle - Clayton Bigsby , Blind Black KKK leader.
https://youtu.be/u__W0Qa8v0k
Law & Order (The original) Season 8, Episode 7, "Blood":
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0629180/
He was passin'.
Unpossible...
whites are not allowed to organise.
that's hilarious. now you have to lie about being black to get a job. rayciss in favor of blacks = okay. in favor of whites = oh, fuck no!
Someone likes the BBC, and no, not the radio station.
Part of the Big Freak Show on planet earth. She looks better ATTEMPTING to be a black women.
For some reason I revel in this story. She is so white it isn't even funny. But look at her recent pictures. Dark skin [ spray on?]. Dark Black hair [hair dye], and those tight curls [permanent]. Her real picture shows freckled white skin [the lightest white European kind], and natural blonde [not yellow, but the straw color which is most common in Europe]. She has been using every trick in the book to look black. I admit, the way she looks now, she fools me, she looks black enough to pass any day of the week. Her parents seem to have adopted black kids when she was young, she might have got confused, or her parents showed preference to the blacks and left her out. Anyways, she is in a world of shit now! Her high paying NAACP job is gone, all the benefits that come with it are gone. She is back out into the free market of jobs. Bitch is screwed!
Sad, nobody in the real world will hire her because she's just a touch too black....
I know one company that will hire her right now - today! A book publisher.
My guess, while going thru the free market job interview process, she will magically revert to a white woman.
If in Alaska, she may go Eskimo.
The sheer amount of DAILY effort to get her hair to look like that must be staggering! And the makeup required? I'm sure that comes out of NAA(L)CP donations somewhere.
That fuck'n hair is a marvel of creativity, knowing it is natural blonde, thin and straight as an arrow.
Wevs. Women in the 50s did this shit constantly -- not to look black, but just to look White enough for their husbands. And as far as corsets and hoop skirts, you dont' even want to go there.
She's not impressive.
But she totally Milli Vanilli'd the NAACP.
I'm sure she can fuck a few NBA players. She will be fine.
I think a lot of people are having fun with this story because so many (me included) are so tired of seeing liars and cheats getting ahead. Consequences, even if just public shaming, are do overdue that this feels like a breath of fresh air.
Like I said below, I really hope there are concrete claims by her attesting to be black rather than caucasian.
She's a new MSNBC commentator in 3, 2, 1...
When she starts giving blowjobs for cash, I bet she goes back to being white.
OK OK... where is the end-all on this? Did she or did she not fill out paperwork claiming to be black instead of caucasian? And/or did she make a public claim of same?
If so, she is a liar and should be canned and shamed.
If not, and she just wants to "look black," that is her perogative.
So then isn't Jenner a liar? He hasn't had his lopitoffofme.
What's the prob?
Obama's been pretending to be a white neocon for 6 1/2 years.
" I'm a white girl, playing a black sister, playing a community activist"
She did it. She went full retard.
who cares what race she is?
Are you really not seeing a problem here? It's not about the race, it's about lying to people and to yourself for years
Look around you most people lie to themselves and everyone else. She is no defferent then most, i would be careful about throwing that stone.