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Lying White 'African American' NAACP President Resigns Shocked By Focus On Her Race
In the least shocking news of the day, white 'African American' Rachel Dolezal - the erstwhile president of Spokane's NAACP chapter, has officially resigned, seemingly surprised that "the dialogue has unexpectedly shifted internationally to my personal identity in the context of defining race and ethnicity."
Official Statement (via Facebook):
Dear Executive Committee and NAACP Members,
It is a true honor to serve in the racial and social justice movement here in Spokane and across the nation. Many issues face us now that drive at the theme of urgency. Police brutality, biased curriculum in schools, economic disenfranchisement, health inequities, and a lack of pro-justice political representation are among the concerns at t`he forefront of the current administration of the Spokane NAACP. And yet, the dialogue has unexpectedly shifted internationally to my personal identity in the context of defining race and ethnicity.
I have waited in deference while others expressed their feelings, beliefs, confusions and even conclusions - absent the full story. I am consistently committed to empowering marginalized voices and believe that many individuals have been heard in the last hours and days that would not otherwise have had a platform to weigh in on this important discussion. Additionally, I have always deferred to the state and national NAACP leadership and offer my sincere gratitude for their unwavering support of my leadership through this unexpected firestorm.
While challenging the construct of race is at the core of evolving human consciousness, we can NOT afford to lose sight of the five Game Changers (Criminal Justice & Public Safety, Health & Healthcare, Education, Economic Sustainability, and Voting Rights & Political Representation) that affect millions, often with a life or death outcome. The movement is larger than a moment in time or a single person's story, and I hope that everyone offers their robust support of the Journey for Justice campaign that the NAACP launches today!
I am delighted that so many organizations and individuals have supported and collaborated with the Spokane NAACP under my leadership to grow this branch into one of the healthiest in the nation in 5 short months. In the eye of this current storm, I can see that a separation of family and organizational outcomes is in the best interest of the NAACP.
It is with complete allegiance to the cause of racial and social justice and the NAACP that I step aside from the Presidency and pass the baton to my Vice President, Naima Quarles-Burnley. It is my hope that by securing a beautiful office for the organization in the heart of downtown, bringing the local branch into financial compliance, catalyzing committees to do strategic work in the five Game Changer issues, launching community forums, putting the membership on a fast climb, and helping many individuals find the legal, financial and practical support needed to fight race-based discrimination, I have positioned the Spokane NAACP to buttress this transition.
Please know I will never stop fighting for human rights and will do everything in my power to help and assist, whether it means stepping up or stepping down, because this is not about me. It's about justice. This is not me quitting; this is a continuum. It's about moving the cause of human rights and the Black Liberation Movement along the continuum from Resistance to Chattel Slavery to Abolition to Defiance of Jim Crow to the building of Black Wall Street to the Civil Rights and Black Power Movement to the ?#BlackLivesMatter? movement and into a future of self-determination and empowerment.
With much love and a commitment to always fight for what is right and good in this world,
Rachel Dolezal
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Some supportive (and not so supportive) comments from her Facebook page...
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There is no need to comment further because in this consequence-free world why would anyone be surprised that a liar would be stunned when caught lying?
And as some comic relief, here are Dave Chapelle's comparable, if inverted, views on the matter:
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Next instead of Sex changes there will be RACE change clinics.
Oh the Irony!
Maybe she'll get an ESPY lifetime achievement award.
Black intolerance of transrace people. I thought we were beyond this. I think Bruce Jenner has plans to be a black woman too. Stop the hate crimes!
Michael Jackson paid a ton to look white, yet his music was all right.
I may be wrong, but Marlon Brando was big on Native.
It appears wanting to be something else is not that uncommon and really doesn't hurt anyone.
I think this woman does more good than harm.
I think this woman does more good than harm.
Well, except for all the fraud and stuff...
marlon Brando was married to a native but didn't try to be native
She faked being black?
Nigger please!
Oh, Oh, Oh, ice cold milk
and an Oreo Cookie
They forever go together,
What a classic combination
When a dark, delicious cookie
meets an icy cold sensation
Like the one and only creamy,
crunchy, chocolate, O-R-E-O
This deluded self loathing Marxist is a fountain of pride and joy for the liberal leftists. The only thing that would make them prouder is if she lied about being female too. The fact that she is an insidious pathological liar is nothing but icing on their cake!
It's ostensibly a prerequisate for holding political office.
I wonder if Elizabeth Warren is jealous?
Hard to believe that this mental case was the best 'black' babe for the job! Is this weirdo the best they could come up with?
You do know this is Spokane we're talking about?
I'm not exactly speechless, or shocked, as I've personally witnessed the phenomenon of 2 individuals pretending to be Jewish, to progress their careers at a major UK TV network, when they were WASP's. It is also beyond my skill set to articulate with any accuracy to her mental state. The only thing that comes to mind is identity crisis. Her life is ruined and nobody should take pleasure in that. In fact she should be pitied.
How can that be "pretending to be Jewish"! I thought Jews were discriminated against, downtrodden and victimised. Surely no one would pretend to be a Jew.
Her life is ruined and nobody should take pleasure in that. In fact she should be pitied.
NO PITY!
She deserves to be shunned. Lies and deceit are NOT to be pitied, but prosecuted. Unique human cultures are under attack from a viral cabal that for centuries has been seeking subservience from and total control of the world of humans. FIGHT against this or die an ignoble death of whimpering acquiesence.
I'm not sure about the genetic evidence but you can be assured that this during her stay at Howard this little snowflake got more than her fair share of blackness pumped into her! My guess is that she swallowed copious amounts of Nubian DNA that makes her think she's a soul sister!
The Left: You can be a transgendered HERO!! But be fucked if you want to be black... that's a no no..
...as opposed to the Right, where you're fucked no matter what you want to be, unless you happen to be rich, or have rich friends.
Problem: "Your" gubermit creates a "special class" of people who have access to "free" money and benefits that others don't have access to.
Solution: Do whatever it takes to become a member of that "special class". Then collect the free money and benefits. It's as simple as that. When everyone is special, no one is.
Uh, there are just as many whites on welfare as blacks, if not more.
And being poor and on welfare isn't "special." Getting a million dollar bonus, which it is not possible to "earn," is "special." Inheriting $50 million like Romney is "special." Being on top in a winner-take-all society is "special."
Uh,
Whites outnumber blacks in this country 5 to 1.
"All those years I spent at the tanning salon and for what? No one cares. I was trying to fit in and look how I gets treated." I axe you is this justice?
Her 'crime' was not lying -- her crime was that she was white!
What do you think would happen if a 'white' organization found out that one of its 'members' was 1/4 black and decided to kick that member out?
The NAACP didn't kick her out. The NAACP supported her.
There is no way possible for a person to lie about "race" -- Everyone wants to convince everyone else that they are some type of 'special brand" of homo-sapien.
The term "race" refers to nothing more than cultural heritage, and in that regard, I agree- some white-skinned chick trying to convince the world that she is "Out of Africa" exhibits stupidity on a scale commesurate with any Manchurian-candidate wanna-be. Her lying about her family heritage is also plainly stupid (and clearly insulting/demeaning to her real father).
But, her lying about her cultural heritage, and changing her hair texture and color to better align with her deception, is akin to any dumb bimbo out there trying to convince the world that her silicone breasts are real... Stupid? hell yes. International news-caliber scandal? Give me a fucking break.
I mean, if she had been cold-busted for wearing a leather vest with "Hells Angels" wings on it, and it was exposed by the MirrorUK that she had never been voted in by her local Hells Angels chapter, would everyone be freaking out about it...????
The world is full of shit-heads... and the odds suggest that you are probably one of them.
I think the word you're looking for is "ethnicity". You decide your ethnicity. You don't decide your race.
For instance, there are Hispanic Asians. They're catholic, speak Spanish and hold Hispanic customs. But they're Asians. Nothing shit-head about it. Just words to describe things.
Like a real-life George Castanza "If you believe it, it's not lying..."
love what that Camie Ward said about demanding honesty from theur leaders. What a freakin joke!! Jackson SharptonHolder Obama, honest men all!!!! HA
does having a BLACK consience counts as being of .... the dark side ?
-lolololol
One observes that humanity was born on the African Continent. We are all Africans.
One observes some people are as gullible and stoopid as hell!
Hey if i can get government benefits, or some sort of affirmative action and get into Harvard i will be a black LBGTQ yid.
If gender is "trans" why can't ethnicity be "trans"?
Then we're all amoebas, too. Idiot!
no girlfren, it ain't about yo race, its about your deceptifying honky lyin ass. got it you black-job stealin crackah?
It's true. Orange is the new black.
That slogan, with her mnug shot, is totally a t-shirt.
jeez --everybody misses the point---the point being she competed unfairly for the top job against blacks because whites are ?? smarter?? she won the top job because she is white even though all the blacks didn't know it --so if your white you need to have a disadvantge behind start cause blacks need a "head start" (aka affirmative action)---- level playing field is unfair--
shades of a steve martin movie
She's like the reverse of Betty Boop
The whole thing is absurd. Just because you are white does not mean you can't be African.
John Vorster was white, born in Africa, a citizen of South Africa, and Prime Minister of South Africa for 22 years.
You can't get any more white or any more South African than he was.
Wrong. "African" as used in politics and demographics does not include the descendents of White Dutch colonialists.
AND, you know it.
You are awfully stupid creature, and not to mention degenerations-loving one also... which means you must be a Brit. She can be "African" like Europeans can be "Americans," you stupid Brit. She could never be true, indigenous African, only imported foreigner (which you British moron can, of course, call an "African" just as that whore can pretend to be one). After all, travesties are what you British scum are known for, is it not? And it is all you have ever yeared for. It is no coincidence that that disease, that liberal plague which is ravaging through the world, originated from Britania by you travesties-pursuing Brits.
How about a list of Asians and Hispanics who are leaders in the NAACP?
Will be a very short list if there is one.
Representing people of color my ass.
Commedy Central meets ZH what do you get -BlackCracker.
NAACP = Not Actually A Colored Person....
National Association of Aspirational Colored People?
White is all colors.. no one is truely black, it is a shade of some color(s) of the spectrum..
one of the more stupid posts on ZH
but it does show how exceptional the amis are, doesn't it
This woman is cuckoo for goddamn cocoa puffs. Pun intended.
It's one thing to support injustice when it comes to race, it's another when you're pretending to be something you're not. Understanding something is not the same as living it, which she did not and she tries to give herself "street cred" by advertising how she has been persecuted for being "black". She needs therapy.
Funny thing how this is downplayed by the NAACP(In today's PC world, shouldn't it be NAAAAP, National Association for the Advancement of African American People?)/AA community in general while they criticize AA conservatives as Uncle Toms or fake AA people.
What a freaking world we live in.
< I think she's cuter as a blonde.
< I think she's cuter with the afro.
No idea what the big deal is. She's every bit as black as Obama.
This is my favorite news story in a LONG TIME.
If this woman's behavior doesn't demonstrate once and for all the McCarthyist paranoia that America has about race, then nothing will.
This woman's behavior proves two things:
1. She's insane.
2. America's ideas around "race" are so wholly fucked up that they are capable of causing mental illness.
I've known #2 for a long time, but the Progressive Mafia pretty much quashes any effort to get the word out.
She could have been Obama's child.....
I believe, ladies and gentlemen, that we have just witnessed #peakPC
She's made her parents just so very proud of her.
The NAACP is letting this woman be being lynched by the media. Oh snap, that word!
Everybody that says it isn't about race is lying.
If she'd lied about who her father was, but her real father was nevertheless black (just not the black man pictured) then NOBODY BUT NOBODY would be complaining.
Now that's a sexy! Coppertone tan
Brown sugar, how come you taste so good?
Because shes a Ginger that bathes in molasses every morning.
Howcum she dance so good?
Temporary lay offs. - Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs. - Good Times.
Ain't we lucky we got 'em - Good Times.
Scratching and surviving....
Very apropos quote....that is all miss dolezal was doing....scratching and surviving these....good times of ours....
If I were her I'd stay in the African American mode. She looks kinda hot! Now if we could just fix her brain!
Next you'll be telling me that she's a CIA plant/agent.
False Flag.
#whitelivesdontmatter
You know what, the legal system is to blame.
We have formed a legal system where the "law" is not based on "facts" or "physical truth" but on "feelings".
No one wants to do anything legally that can be construed as being "incentive" to whatever fictitious group or entity you can imagine.
THE LAW SHOULD BE A LAW OF FACTS, NOT A LAW OF BEING AFRAID TO OFFEND SOMEONE WHO IS MOST LIKELY A PRETENDER.
HALF THE LAWS ARE UNJUST! NO ONE AT THIS POINT IN TIME SHOULD HAVE ANY ADVANTAGE OR DIS-ADVANTAGE BECAUSE OF THE LAW, THE SAME STANDARDS SHOULD APPLY TO ALL.
1)1 TAX RATE FOR ALL
2)ANY EXEMPTION SOMEONE GETS EVERYONE GETS
3)ANY PROTECTION ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE GET ALL SHOULD GET
4)ANY CRIME THAT IS A CRIME FOR ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE SHOULD EQUALLY BE HELD AS A CRIME FOR OTHERS WHO COMMIT THE SAME ACT
There should be no laws that resemble "if you are black you get a xxxxxxx break, or subsidy"
WE ARE ALL MINORITIES IN THE USA
I come from Greek heritage, I was born in the USA my parents were of Greek lineage.... I AM BY DEFINITION OF FACTS A MINORITY, but under this legal system I am counted as "white" to be exploited and taxed for the benefit of "legal minorioties" I have to work harder to make THEIR lives easier??? doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
Such systems should be abolished completely.
ON EVERY FORM ABOLISH RACE/SEX, have a simple check mark "ARE YOU HUMAN????? YES OR NO" or just avoid the potential lawsuit from idiots who think they aren't human and JUST ASSUME WE ARE ALL HUMAN.
Black people do not deserve anything
White people do not deserve anything
Hispanic people do not deserve anything
YOU CAME HERE TO BE AN AMERICAN, NOW FUCKING ACT LIKE ONE.
Exactly! "Fuck you and your sensibilities!", that should be the message. Grow a pair (feminists and transgenders would take offence at this of course).
But you with your Greek lineage probably evades paying taxes.... ;-)
;)
Greeks live on a different payment structure.
namely spend everything you have before someone else comes asking for money.
They cant take what you dont have
^^
Good one!
This is racial discrimination!!1!! What difference does it make if she is black or white? It is about how she feels what she is. After all, we live in a world where if you feel that you are a girl they can turn you into one. Ask Kim Kardashian's step's dad. Caitlin or whatever his/her/its name.
She feeld downthrodden like a black person. She feels their pain. Set her free!
And more regarding "what difference does it make": the other day she said all humans originated from Africa so we are all black!
The world has truly gone insane.
THE point is, her job is probably reserved for a black person.
So she became black to get her job.
So now she has to pretend it wasnt about that so she can avoid going to jail for forging / lying on forms saying shes black.
lol
The fact that we have "white jobs and black jobs" is discrimination in my eyes anyway.
Somehow, WHITE WATER FOUNTAINS AND BLACK WATERFOUNTAINS WERE WRONG!
BUT
WHITE JOBS AND BLACK JOBS ARE RIGHT!
lol
Gota love the irony of those labor laws.
Yeah, but she feels like a black person. And that is all that matters nowadays in our pampers society. Her rights as a human being were violated.
Women want to join men's clubs; handicapped -oops sorry- less abled people want to participate in the Olympics with prosthetic limbs; attention deprived step dads of talentless but big assed 'reality stars' want to have a sex change and get the attention he/she/it deserves. And they all want to go on TV because it is their right!
Our ancestors that had short often miserable lives and who made huge sacrifices to get the world where we are now would hang their heads in shame (some though might think "hell, I also want to be on TV!").
Right on!
In that case I feel like a Rich Person, the legal system is therefore obligated to make me one.
Wheres my Trillion Dollars biatch?
You are not getting what you feel you are entitled to?! Blame the system! It oppresses you!
We blackfaced some folk
Hehehe
Murican scum! You really are disgusting creatures. I would say that bitch is not really an uncommon sight in modern Murica, is it? I would say there are many, many creatures like that whore in the modern Murica, and probably even more in Europa. Am I wrong? I don't think I am. Scum! Western trash, what else is there to say. :)
If there was a legal advantage to being a legal martian.
You would see Green people walking around collecting welfare checks.
Thats what a completely broken legal system / tax structure does it creates mental illness in the society.
I'm not sure it was for legal advantages and not for job prospects either.
No, I think this girl wholly believed in "the cause" she was trying to be a part of. I believe in her mind she actually thought of herself as black.
She did it because she craved attention and adoration from that particular sub-culture, which she herself chose. As for the 'why' question? We may never know, and likely she does not know either.
It was for social advantages, not legal advantages. She wanted all black people to like her because she had integrated with them, all that was missing was the genetic component who in such a compromised mind must've haunted her to the core to be missing that critical element.
It is not about tax structure, welfare of legal system. It is about you Western trash, also known as liberals, lacking sense of identity, not to mention a complete inexistence of even basic values and morality. And it is not a small part of your population that is infected with liberal disease. You need to cut off that tumor, else it is going to spread and corrupt you whole.
Another wigger living off of the slave plantation benefits. Soul transgender certain ethnic unic called KETCHUP. Think of OWS.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVtsvIpJFTw
Everyone thinks The Prisoner is a dystopia, but really it's a utopia.
Just look. I'm Number One. You want to know who I am. I'm Pele. Now I'm Michael Jordan.
Now where's my royalties?
I would strongly recommend feeding the pigs with that whore. Let it be alive so you can enjoy the music the whore would be making. It would be the most sincere thing ever to come from the mouth of that whore, I assure you. Liberal scum should be treated as such. You see how they are. Disgusting filth. A blight.
Sellout.
What goes through people's minds when they do stuff like this? Have they been brainwashed by the media? Was it how they were raised? Was it their school environment? A combination?
We have a kid at work (maybe 20, 21 ish) who is wholly white, but only dates black girls, listens to nothing but rap, and gets his hair cut at a virtually black-only barber shop, and lives in what any sane person would call the ghetto. But....he grew up in an upper middle class family environment with two parents who had good jobs! What the heck happened? How does one get so delusional to actually think it's cool to blast rap music and buy spinner rime?
Obviously Dolezal's is a much more advanced case. I don't think a decade of mental therapy can cure what she's put herself through, and that's assuming the psychology community doesn't give her pats on the back.
Hes buying coke and weed at the barbershop and selling it to his 'cracka' buddies, yo.
Sectariansim is now openly the mantra of american politics...wow! What a betrayal of logic.
If Montesquieu were alive he would turn in his grave. The American constitution upholds the credo of the republic being "no race no religion" at its very foundation.
And now the sectarian trend is saying : anybody who upholds that belief and pretends to defend that this "artificial" divide of ethnicity is a betrayal of the Republic is a "fraud", 'cos he cannot "pretend" to defend an ethnicity which he doesn't "truly" represent in every day life ...betrays by those very words the foundations of the Republic.
Sectarianism is an antirepublican credo. It destroys the Republic by pretending that race is more important than being a good citizen who upholds that it is more important to be true to the spirit of the constitution and thus a man who defends woman's rights than a sectarian who thinks that only a "feminist" could do that...and believes that's a phony representation of man who thinks he is more woman than a woman!
In fact that thinking is baloney. A man does not have to be black or of feminine gender to be a supporter of human rights that go beyond these sectarian divides. He just has to believe in republican values that reflect this mindset as set in stone; where race, gender and creed do not decide the law of the land!
If I had a daughter.... Mudshark
She would be writen out of the will. And if there were no other kids the estate would go to charity. Sorry? Not sorry at all. If everyone did this a large part of the problem would stop.
Ever see a white single mom carting around a black kid or two? Every time I think "what sane respectable man with a job would marry this whore?" Obviously her options at that point are incredibly limited, incredibly limited.
Hey, maybe a little explanation will help. NAACP is for the advancement of "colored people". So, narrowly defined technically, all one has to have is a good tan.
This is not my interpretation; it is a totally flaked out West Coast invention.
BS
Uh. Huh. White woman makes career pretending to be a black woman.
Because it is about Racial equality and not payouts, huh?
Injustices abound.
But the only unequivocal evidence of wide spread common anti-black racism was to be seen in the benefits to black people in doing all in their power to appear other than black.
And this white woman (as well as many other men and women) pretending to be black would indicate??????
Yep. If you stopped at the end of the sentence and refused to follow the logical chain, because it conflicted with your social conditioning...
Congratulations! You're a zombie.
It would indicate either that black culture is being elevated to a high status position or that white culture was being debased toward a lower caste position.
Or both. Obviously both are happening. We're going to have White lawyers, doctors, and neuroscientists worshiping at the feet of black gangsta thugs. But, sadly, it's already happening in the social sphere and the mass media (sitcoms, movies "reality" TV, etc.).
Wait! To be fair, consider how colleges and universities around the nation have been telling their students that any Christian clubs or organizations have to be open to students of all religions. Even those running for election as leaders of those Christian student organizations can not be limited to just Christians. So if you apply that rule to the NAACP, then it's obvious a white woman should be allowed to head up a black organization.
Absolutely. In fact, the NAACP is open to all races and religions, and as far as I know any member is allowed to head an organization. So, what happened here?! Was it her or was it them?
She will do fine wherever she ends up -- as long as it is NOT a pool party in Dallas!
Not the first, nor the last to claim membership in a privileged class for educational, economic and/or social advantage.
"I was born a poor black child." Hat tip to Steve Martin.
It's not that complicated. The gal gamed the system and has a taste for dark meat. The rest is excuses and lies.
What if it turns out there are no black people, all those she was representing were doing the same thing?
As an actual Black woman I have to give props; she has the style down pat. I'm jealous. She is seriously rocking that wig. Lets be honest: certain white people can do better being part of the black community than white. This is a classic example since most of these certain people are white females. She's plain as wonderbread until she goes nappy; then she's just a lightskinned sista with style and you know how the brothers go for the redbones. The fact that this woman was able to gain enough trust in the black community to be VOTED into her position speaks volumes about the state of the black political community today.
How is it that the NAACP has a problem with a white local president? They had no problems in their founding years when Jews took prominent roles. Better she had not pretended. Better we had not juged her racially. Impure hearts and motives all around, perhaps.
I dont' think she's crazy at all. She's a conjob, and a really good one at that or crazy enough to be good at conning people to pull this off.
She's perfectly hedged and diversified. She gets to benefit from white privileged, then get affirmative action cheating perks at the same time.
She didn't take away from blacks.
She took away from Asians who suffer the overrepresented minority clause.
White people in California are very threatened because they're not doing too good.
Look, in California on the 2013 STAR exams for integrated math and algebra,
ASian scores gravitated towards the top.
Blacks scores gravitated towards the center.
Whites had a really piss poor result of over 40% not meeting proficiency requirements in high school.
The whites scored maybe a hair above latinos.
All white people in California do is screw others to "keep up with the Jonses" or hard drugs and bully overachieving minorities.
Its' actually embarrassing to be white anymore.
I wonder if she's going to be the next hedge fund manager.
For liberal statists, the end justifies any means.
And when they get caught, it is not their fault.
Hey man, this is USA, you can be what ever you want to be. Get over it. Today I'm a white guy, tomorrow I may be a geranium. Last Tuesday I was a Gin and Tonic.
This must actually be a sensitive issue: these comments contain some of the most confuxing bullshit I've see here lately. It's a bit like stammering and dribbling, having to write something but quite unsure on the concept.
Lie-awatha Warren just called--she needs a sidekick in the trans-racial arena.
One of my favorites...
I met her in a club down in old Soho"Lola"
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Suspicions about Ms.Doziels ethnicity first emerged,when after her first sexual laison with a "Brother",she turned up in the local Spokane General emergency room,with what one Docter refered to as,"The worst case of butt-cheek dislocation that I have ever seen"
<-- Hillary Clinton / Rachel Dolezal In 2016
<-- Caitlyn Jenner / Rachel Dolezal In 2016
Don't laugh. With help from the MSM and from fluoridated water, the U.S. electorate have already lost their collective minds.
I wonder whether the average zerohedge poster grew up on fluoridated city water or grew up on well water. The results may surprise up.
Well water for me. I've avoided city water whenever possible, and refuse to live in a home without it's own well.
Well water w/ water softner. Boy, do I miss the slippery water when taking a shower as a kid. We had this hefty device that extracted iron from the well water before it ran through salt. I cannot remember the brand of device that extracted iron before softener. It was somehow deverted in well pipe before it came into house. It made the softner more efficient.
The good old child memories.
We could donate for a skin transplantation.
I'm so happy cause my hair ain't nappy...
Jenner could say he's really a black woman. There's no one left to say he is not, so he could.
Serious...There is a white kid who claims to be a black kid inside and he has applied for affirmative action scholarships, etc,., but they turned him down when he showed up. He's fighting it and he'll probably win the way things are going.
if Elizabeth Warren can get $700K/yr from Harvard for claiming to be an Indian, who wouldn't? She is a liar and was still elected to the senate.
Obama felt like he was born in HI and that he was a natural born citizen rather than a dual citzen. He's transcitizen.
It all depends on the "construct of citizenship."
Somebody please explain why a white woman who wants to swap races is deemed insane, while a man who wants to become a woman is deemed "courageous" and applauded?
If you follow the transgender logic, this woman should be a hero for picking the identity that suits her mood. Maybe she felt she "was born in the wrong body"? What if she wants to be black, or a man, or a tree, or a bucket? We're talking about her rights!
Unless, of course, any transgendered man/woman is just as batty as this lady. Let's have logic here.
Have I missed something?
The PC crowd determines what is acceptable or not. Race switching is not good, gender switching is honorable, switching to vegetables or animals, they haven't thought about that yet.
Me? I am an alien, but that is still on the list to be voted on. :)
I want to be a coconut tree when I grow up.
I hope to save enough for a head transplant some day.
" If you can dream it, you can do it. "
We've strayed so far off the beam. May you survive the shit storm that will be the "correction" of social, moral and financial regression to the mean.
Oh, and Fuck Her!
She probably a good piece of ass so everyone passed her through.
Maybe she could get a race-change operation. She could probably deduct that cost as an employment expense necessary in order to continue her career as a professional victim.
Rachel is passing as black.
Obama s passing as an American.
Bruce Jenner is passing as a female.
Hillary is passing as a humanoid politician.
Dennis Rodman is passing as... I am not shure what.
this modern list is endless
...and the US passes as "free".
It's all a joke now and the joke is on YOU, the ameriKant citizenry.
and Clinton was the first black President
and Obama is the first Jewish one.
Obama felt like he was born in HI and that he was a natural born citizen rather than a dual citzen. He's transcitizen.
It all depends on the "construct of citizenship."
transvestizen
John Baner is colored Orange. Does the Naacp accept Orange as a valid color? For that matter isn't white a color? If so that discriminates against invisible people.
Blue-Man Libertarian, Stan Jones.
Boner... oh, and Drunkard...
Oh what a tangled weave we'll wear
When we deceive with our hair!
- with apologies to Sir Walter Scott
I didn't know Wasserman-Shultz had been on a sunny vacation...
look at the bright side of things. she can put on her backpack of white priviledge. sarc.
She sure is going to Miss that Paycheck
Welfare for those knuckle draggers be easier beech!
If Rachel Dolezal is a Lawyer then she's all good....The Politicians lie regularly and nobody says a word...except for a few....Remember 50-55% of The House and Senate are Lawyers.....including Obama and Biden........Lawyers are the problem...Stop electing Lawyers....
I agree, carpenters, plumbers, electricians and auto mechanics would make far better leaders than the sleezeballs currently in so many positions of power.
And they would be more practical too. Wouldn't sell out their own country and people.
I don't usually do black chicks.. but if she straightens her hair, dies it blond and stays out of the Sun i might Consider it..
I see you have gone for any port in the storm.
....even animals have standards sir.
did I see you down at the morgue doing a cadaver just this past Wednesday?
The pathetic part is .... the blacks will take as a leader .... anyone who is whiter than them .... they are the racists .... and they are not so bright .... look at Obomba .... he's not a real "Nig-er" either !
MOAR deception.
MOAR trickery.
MOAR fraud.
You all dance around it .... I say it .... what you really wanted to say .... the simple truth .... not with malice .... nor with an ass kiss .... just the facts .... see, why you need me ?
I think this is wonderful. It really exposes the hyprocisy of these racial advocacy groups. Even if she had always identified herself as "African American" from the time she was a child, these morons would still be bellyaching. The message is simple: "white people, you aren't one of us and you aren't welcome here". Sounds like precisely the sort of shit the NAACP was set up to counteract. Ohhh how delicious this is. As a sidenote, my South African buddy was chastised for putting down "African American" on an employment form. Pretty silly, seeing as how he has a stronger bond with Africa than do 99% of "African Americans" in the US.
that's f**king disturbing. Like she wasn't going to be caught? MAD!
And it gets weirder (if thats possible).
She sued Howard University (obstensibly an all black school) for, wait for it..."According to a Court of Appeals opinion, Dolezal's lawsuit “claimed discrimination based on race, pregnancy, family responsibilities and gender.”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/rachel-dolezal-discrimination-lawsuit-786451
So basically, a lilly white "progressive" looking for easy money.
Perfect material for a NAACP chapter president ;-)