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Peak Bull-Crap indeed...
"That word does not mean what you thought it did..."
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Is there any point to this?
Finding truth in the house of mirrors.
Just as Obozo's sycophant MSM will tell you about his miserable economy...
It's the New Normal!
A bullcrap article about bullcrap. They forgot a picture of Dennis Hassert with a "heterosexual" label and just about any Pub as "conservative".
Bill O'Reilly and "no spin" would have worked too.
Okay, Al Sharpton and Hillary breeding gives us #whitechocolate, that's all I got.
I always sucked at these types of puzzles.
pods
When I was a kid, I was always told I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.
Gore isn't a scientist. He invented the internet therefore he's a socialist.
He's a social-scientist...
<--Amish
The Al Sharpton tag is correct. As a whole, people who pretend to channel the spirit of Jesus are about as hypocritical as they can get. They are all con men, pretending to know something they just do not.
Going down:
Black Reverend, Honest.
Indian Scientist, Presidential.
Woman Journalist, Bull Crap.
Diagnal:
Black Scientist, Bull Crap.
They're all Democrats.
I know, I know, the Red/Blue thing. I'm just making an observation.
No, wait, Bruce Jenner said he/she is a Republican, but I doubt that will last very long at this point. Pretty sure even the Rs don't want him/her.
"They're all democrats"
Republicans pretend to be conservatives. Democrats pretend to be whatever, and I mean whatever, gets them money/power/votes.
You must phrase your answer in the form of a question - "what is white chocolate, Alex?".
The top row reads - Black Indian Woman - which would be my favorite president evah.
Spot the odd one out ?
They're all odd.
And Bruce Jenner is 'out.'
Nah, these guys are pretty bad. I think they're killing culture.
Mind controlling a world famous national hero level athlete into dressing like a girl... nah, they are trying to make our culture more vibrant.
Obama: US Citizen
Michelle: Woman
Illegal Alien: Illegal
Affordable Care Act: Affordable
Goodie, word jumble.... lets see.... Trailer Park Hooker?
Divide and Conquer, DUH!
Americans are being conditioned to not be able to tell the difference between reality and fantasy, truth and falsehood. Nothing means anything anymore, see?
The whole idea is for you to feel overwhelmed and lost, and thus incapable of chaning or influencing anything. Shut up and send us your money and your children, because the world is a bizarre and confusing place and you are powerless. The things you thought you knew aren't true anymore.
*changing
This is the most important point to take away from all this.
As a guy in his mid 60s I don't even recognize this country anymore. But ironically, I still can remember thinking "Oh shit, we're doomed" the first time I saw MTV back in the '80s.
Really? I still can remember thinking "Oh my god, this is the coolest thing that ever existed" the first time I saw MTV. But then, I'm in my late 40s and I was about 13 at the time. These days though, on the rare occasion when I accidently tune in to MTV, they don't even seem to be about music anymore. I would love to have been a fly on the wall when their executive leadership made the call that they should move away from the subject matter that is embedded in their name.
I think a similar thought went through my father's mind when he first heard me listening to Elvis Presley in the late 1950s. He never did catch me sneaking a peek at (a) Playboy (article), though.
Like Alinsky says...say it loud and often and it becomes the truth.
Other than it being funny? or true? ....nope
Potato.
i always gorget the 'e' too.
PotatoE.
Given your lack of ability to spell... not too surprised. Lmao "gorget"... But i am sure it was a type. Dicks and Rainbows to ALL!
Typo*
Yes, welcome to 1984.
Yes, welcome to 1984.
Yes, see, that is the whole point. Only officialdom knows anything, or is in a position to tell what reality is. They will inform you when they want you to know. Until then, just shut the fuck up and do what we tell you to do, because you are incapable of knowing or understanding, and thus incapable of making decisions. We will decide for you. You are powerless, we are powerful.
Flip everything on its head.
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180degrees
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What was once normal, flip it and pervert it.
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Whats good is bad, whats is bad is good.
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As above, so below (i.e., 'Star of David')
If you don't get it, then there is no POINT replying to you.
Sarkozy et les Quataris.... RIP Charles De Gaules.
Well, all words are made up, ya know.
Words evolve over time and across space. It would be a mistake to suggest that words are, for the most part, simply made up. This evolution gives language an organic unity which facilitates communication in art, science, personal interaction and other areas. This unity allows one to connect emotionally with language and those employing it rather than simply to hear it in a clinical sense.
The words, "See the cows grazing in the green grass," set a tone and touches us more deeply due to their organic unity than any string of arbitrarily made up words could do.
I don't think bowng is inherently unpresidential.
You might note that only one person in the picture is bowing. That is not an Asian greeting you're observing there.
Looks like he quickly turned around to do a quick bump.
Depends what's in his mouth.
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But you could move those labels around and make it work.
My kid brings this kind homework from school all the time...
...and still, democrat voters DO NOT CARE.
just keep that gravy train rollin' and the votes will flow in.
best,
Motor Voter
While Republicans will tolerate anything as long as the government keeps us safe from Sharia Law which is rapidly encroaching on all parts of the country. Oh, and black kids in the pool too.
Shows why it's a waste of time to vote.
Oxymorons. With the emphasis not on oxy.
Long Wiggers ---
At least they have no pictures for freedom, liberty or privacy since those words are no longer needed in the land of the free. Besides, who needs markets when the Fed has everything under control? The Fed is every market now.
The word journalist has been superfluous for decades now - replaced by the more accurate presstitute. Time to replace economist with shill for accuracy and precision in the land of the free.
Mass media has gone FULL RETARD, they don't even pretend to be legit any more. Hell, one media outlet even has an "Orange Room" where they report social media postings! Why spend time and resources writing and reporting meaningful content when you can have the goyim do it for you?
How could anyone believe that chick is 'black'? Bizarre.
I believe a large portion of the population is Willfully Delusional. They can believe anything they want. They make up all sorts of non-sense, and believe it:
Global Warming; ACA is Good; Government is Good; Racism (against blacks); etc..
Hell, this site is full of em. just look at all the conspiracy nuts on this page. They can come up with all sorts of crazy shit.
You're just upset because the Lizard people don't talk to you! :>D
Well, she did run her scam in Spokane. She was at least smart enough not to try it in, say, Baltimore.
Teena Marie...?
Teena Marie was the real deal, no pretending there...the funk she brought was real.
http://louderwithcrowder.com/msnbc-host-says-white-parents-could-make-yo...
here's something that isn't funny: The Vampire Squid...
what's next for GS - payday loans? a string of pawn shops in Detroit?
Goldman Plans Online Loan Service Aimed at Consumers
Chick was channeling Steve Martin- I was born a poor black child
"what's this?"
"shit"
What's This?"
"Shinola!"
"You're gonna be fine, kid".
Michelle O is 10x moar Wookie than Rachel Dolezal is Negro.
Oh man, now you've gone and gotcheurself a free one week ticket to the Lincoln bedroom, strapped to the frame and headboard for all sorts of unusual fun.
Can someone explain the "scientist" reference? Is that Al Gore? Never thought of him as a scientist. Did anyone ever call him a scientist? What is the point here?
really, dude?
Really?
Really. 100% all the time all day everyday up front out front in da hood really.
Dude?
Because he jets around the world, traveling in massive gas guzzeling SUVs, essentially acting like the world's top climate scientist - all while selling his "news" channel to Al Jazera for $100 million of oil-derived money.
I don't know about all that, but to be a scientist you sorta need a Ph.D. and I don't think he ever claimed to have one. Now if you want to think that talking about science means you are making a claim as a scientist, and that this is wrong, then I guess a lot of commentors on ZH pretending to know fuck-all about science are doing the same thing because I get a lot of noise about all kinds of sciencey-like crap but I don't think there are nearly that many Ph.D.s sitting around as all that.
Really.
Look, another dumbshit still believing a title proves anything!
Next tell us scientific disputes are settled by majority decision.
All the title means is you bothered trying to learn something before you started forming opinions. But don't let ignorance stop you go ahead -- form away.
As for majority decision, now you have me genuinely curious. By what other mechanism do you suppose humans learn about the entire planet except through cooperation, sharing observations, and evaluating information as a whole? Oh hell I forgot ... all we have to do is ask you! Fuck me, it's so simple. Hey everyone I got a guy here has all the answers to life the universe and everything except for realz! Okay sparky, step up to the mic. We're all waiting, open up the flood gates of all that brilliant shit you have tucked away between those jug-handle ears. The whole of humanity has labored for 5,000 godless years and what a waste because now all we need is that one perfect person who with God's own blessing knows the answer to everything under the sun you hypocritical oaf.
I love this place. Dammit but I do.
Oh really?
And how exaclty do you do the evaluating information part. You evaluate how many others believe it to be true?
In the off chance that you really want to learn something, you might want to read up on Scientific Method
Alexander Graham Bell
Thomas Edison
Nicola Tesla
The Wright Brothers
James Watt
These amongst others were not university professors, nor doctors in any sense when they made their accomplishements.
Most of them were post-facto awarded honorary Ph.D's....because to fail to do so would cheapen the pedigree of Ph.D's.
I could make this list much, much longer, with little research.
Truly it seems that the greatest achievements of science come only from outside the cloistered halls where dogma rules. The truth is not in HERE. It is OUT THERE.
Engineers. Not a scientist among them. And they would have agreed, they had no particular need for an experimental method or peer review. Fuck all that, they just plowed ahead. And a lot of others not on the list died plowing ahead.
Okay wait, maybe Nicola Tesla. That guy is my hero. I'll induct him into the ranks just because. He can bitch me out for it if he wants to, it's okay.
Yes need moar Peer Reviews, the recent past has just shown how infallible they are!!!1!
Just be glad he invented the internet so you can post your behind the times questions.
It's current if you bring it up. My job is to go after propaganda. Tyler and I have a deal. We go way back. Oh yeah.
Global warming is settled science?!?! Hellur?
Yes it is! Settled! What a relief, right? Done and settled well enough for society to move on to more important matters than mindless pseudo-intellectual mental masturbation masked as "balanced debate" whatever the actual fuck that was about. Seriously. Balanced? Oh yeah you mean like arguing physics with a denialist chimp. That kind of balanced?
Chimps. Sorta like chumps except the latter have fewer viable excuses for acting retarded.
Also Oliver in Love Story--perhaps his greatest role. hahahaha
Another big lie: "Run For The Cure". A multi-billion dollar pink colored industry...and they ain't cured shit yet.
I've been told the PAtriarchy has things locked down.
Well about as many men get prostate cancer as women get breast cancer - when was the last time you saw a blue ribbon, even at a baseball or football game?
And you're complaining about more attention paid to boobs?
Please don't let the facts spoil a good story... or a questionable charity.
The cured the lack of funds in the local directors bank account. Just like the United Way..... 250k to be the county director in a decent sized area.
Yeah and they are getting desperate. These days they go to claim "we come up with cures every day" which makes me wonder how exactly they have redefined "cure". Like you can do anything with language you want to, I guess is the message. Not that the same isn't going on around here all the time. Defend langauge or eventually lose the ability to talk serioulsy about anything of importance, those are the choices as I see it.
http://ebolahoaxtruth.com/
Keep tossing forks in the road and I am gonna have to start taking directions.
That was some of my best work, evar. Don't say I can't troll like a mu'fucker. Me and the Russians, we got this shit. Only the best for da ZH homiez, bruh.
Hilsenbarf = comedian
Is that Miss Piggy flipping her hair in the photo labeled "Honesty"? Or are you insulting those of porcine ancestry?
Meh, Miss Piggy is attractive (in a porcine kinda way) :>D
Great graphic
PUBLIC SERVANTS
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I'm a guillotine operator.
Not much experience, but I have faith that I will learn on the job.
Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.
Bow and kiss the ring,you dog Obuma.
Add a picture of the Pope with the word "Holy Man" and yes your bull meter would explode, but then you would've covered all the bases.
I don't see what is wrong with a white woman being in a leadership role in the naacp where there are many whiote people in leadershipe positions. maybe she has misled people but she has done more for human rights that 99% of the ZH commenters that are making fun of her.
I also don't see how this is a liberal discrace whilst there are many more conservatives hyprocrocies that we can make fun of .
I'm sure 1 of the phd's reading this will show mwe how I am missing the point
Glad to.
You're missing the point.
She's "advancing" the interests of "colored people", but she's not a "colored person". She's really advancing the interests of Rachel Dolezal, a "NON-colored person".
Got it?
Or, do I need to dumb it down more?
They could have had a photo of Tony Blair, labeled "prick" - everyone knows in reality he's a cunt.
Isn't Obama only 3% Black? 50% white, and the rest Arab?