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Post-Freedom Act Threats Continue: Newark Flight Evacuated After Warning

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Is it just us or has the frequency of scary headlines with regardto potential terrorist threats increased since The Patriot Act was sacked? Today, it is Newark. As RT reports, a heavy police presence is in Newark Airport after threat was reported to Delta flight 69, which was bound for New Jersey from London. The plane was taken to a remote place after it landed, NBC 4 New York reported. There were 191 passengers and 11 crew members on board.

 

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The threat was "unspecified," according to law enforcement sources for the New York Post.

Port Authority police, as well as Emergency Service Unit officers, the K-9 Unit, and Air Craft Fire Rescue members were on the scene...

 

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Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:18 | 6198675 Dr. Engali
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Could be worse. They could turn the plane around because somebody's shit stinks:

 

Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a Shit So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again

 

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airwa...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:20 | 6198709 large_wooden_badger
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Thanks, that shit was hilarious

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:26 | 6198750 pods
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Fuck flying.  You guys actually PAY for this?

Why not just pay to put on a diaper and have some chick in leather boots flog your bottom?  

At least you get to choose who fondles your manparts.

pods

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:38 | 6198826 Hippocratic Oaf
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Flying EWR to Paris next week. Her company is paying. There are other things I'd rather do.

And it's Delta.

:-/

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:40 | 6199111 crazytechnician
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Paris is full of shit , it's fucking everywhere. It was voted dogs shit capital of the world last year. They have guys on motorcyles that go around on modified bikes fitted with shit suckers and suck up all the dogs shit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaLC18aU8Fk

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:00 | 6199236 Blue Vervain
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I've visited a part of France where there is literally a centimetre deep layer of shit across the entire pavement network of the town and pedestrians walk in the road alongside the moving cars. It is only bearable because the mediterranean sun swiftly bakes it into a kind of clay. It was a holiday resort in the South favoured by Parisians and their shit rats.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:02 | 6199246 Son of Loki
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" Smell something, say something."

 

Isn't that what they say?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:20 | 6198710 NoDebt
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I assume he was arrested for terrorism.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:22 | 6198727 Dr. Engali
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Actually it was a women, but in today's trans-gender/race/animal world there isn't really a difference.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:23 | 6198733 NoDebt
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White woman or black?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:25 | 6198739 Dr. Engali
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A  transniggerhomophobic.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:41 | 6198846 Oh regional Indian
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Doc, what did you have for breakfast today, on a roll!

A breakfast roll at that...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:27 | 6198753 yellowsub
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They should really reconsider special circumstances to allow lighting of a match...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:31 | 6198781 El Vaquero
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Oh boy, you really did it now.  You're a terrorist!  Lighting matches on planes will not be tolerated!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:30 | 6198775 Berspankme
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I've been on a few Mexican airlines flights that qualified

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:59 | 6198949 mastersnark
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Flights to the Mideast or India put Mexican flights to shame. This story is exhibit 1 for that contention...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:24 | 6199066 Goldbugger
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taking a shit like that is an act of terror.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:43 | 6199144 Larry Dallas
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Never fly a domestic, US carrier to the states or from the states...

Besides, the service usually sucks too.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:06 | 6199275 DavidC
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Hmm, shouldn't that have been Brishit Airways?

Sorry!

DavidC

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:18 | 6198682 JustObserving
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Flight 69 may be offensive to so many prudish religions.  But every bit of fear helps control the populace. And, besides, we only waste $60 billion a year on Department of Homeland Security:

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

H. L. Mencken

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:35 | 6198804 QQQBall
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Zactly these scares pop up routinely before Congressional votes on slush money.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:17 | 6198698 large_wooden_badger
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Wine me, dine me, Flight 69 me

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:02 | 6198968 taketheredpill
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Obviously high school kids.

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:23 | 6198731 NoDebt
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See?  SEE??  This is what happens when you take away the NSA's ability to fight terrorism.  Look how bad it's gotten in only a few days.  I expect all major US cities to be in flames by the weekend.  Baltimore doesn't count because it already was.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:26 | 6198745 NotApplicable
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BOHICA, Bitchez!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:35 | 6198809 mendolover
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Double elevens.  Nice!  Same as the NYC crime stats going through the roof because Bill Bratton wants 1000 more cops.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:36 | 6198817 QQQBall
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So if there is a possible bomb on board, they disembark the plane and stand everyone near the luggage? You cannot make this shit up

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:39 | 6198835 CoastalCowboy
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Must keep sheeple scared.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:56 | 6198932 reader2010
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Urgently wr are needing moar radiation multimillion-dollar cancer-causing full body scanners installed at all airports around the world. 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:08 | 6198991 Cruel Aid
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yea and the rich get richer when you write the legislation and banking it is legal...Puke!

sec another great institution

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:01 | 6198948 Hubbs
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 What has crossed my mind is that I would not be surprised if these bomb threats are being called by an NSA plant! Furthermore, if 95% of the threats at the airports are being missed by the screeners, then exactly what we have is a paradoxical situation.

1.) No threats exist (since the screeners have missed them and no planes have blown up).

2.) The screeners are incompetent or inadequately trained to do the job they are supposed to be doing, ( but not apparently for the job the NSA "wants" them to do.)

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:04 | 6198973 large_wooden_badger
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Practicing security theater makes perfect security theater

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 15:42 | 6199133 Youri Carma
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Don't worry Homeland Security will make the necessary phone calls (aka bomb threats) to keep their groping jobs secured. Expect a lot more of this as Homeland Security will come under scrutiny.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 16:19 | 6199339 22winmag
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No wonder a lot of entry-level cops and federal thugs make over $100,000.

 

Massive overtime is just a phone call away.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 18:20 | 6199857 kchrisc
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" a heavy police presence is in Newark Airport after threat was reported to Delta flight 69, which was bound for New Jersey from London."

Statements like that always make me laugh.

"We got a threat so we sent more thugs to threaten and intimidate those that the threat threatened. No body competes with our terrorism. Nobody!" LOL

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