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Summarizing The State Of Greek Negotiations

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It's quite simple really. Here is Draghi:

  • DRAGHI SAYS BALL LIES SQUARELY IN CAMP OF GREEK GOVERNMENT

And moments before this statement, here was the Greek government:

  • GREEK GOVT AWAITS INVITATION BY CREDITORS TO TALKS: STATEMENT

QED

 

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Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:58 | 6197605 CHC
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"Greek govt awaits invitation by creditors to talks"   When Hell freezes over comes to mind.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:07 | 6197639 PartysOver
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This time might actually be different.  MIGHT.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:16 | 6197675 Ancona
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So......stalemate.

Going nowhere at the speed of a brick in the road.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:21 | 6197694 philipat
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So, how many "Must decide within 24 hours" deadlines have now been passed? Isn't this all getting a little ridiculous?

Where is our Brussels Diplomatic correspondent Ghordius when you need him? I guess he must be tied up in all this manure. What a way to earn a living!!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:30 | 6197721 pods
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Oh yippie, another Greek non-story.  That was fun.

Back to tweazing my balls.
Maybe I at least beat Wolfer with his toss them outta Europe line?

pods 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:40 | 6197749 Haus-Targaryen
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Ghordo has a fun habit he has on ZH -- 

When things get iffy in Rainbow land he disappears.   

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:45 | 6197763 Wolferl
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Throw those pathetic Greek deadbeats out of Europe already.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:49 | 6197769 philipat
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Yup, and he also disappears when his arguments are proven not to hold much EU certified water. Of course, when he takes on those who can't stand up to him, he is all over it. Come to think of it, the perfect definition of an idle bureaucrat in Brussles?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:58 | 6197606 Bill of Rights
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Yawn....

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:02 | 6197624 XAU XAG
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Pathetic

 

This is the longest drawn out, shoot out ever

 

Roll the fist full of dollars music

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 09:58 | 6197610 SickDollar
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this movies is boring

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:11 | 6197660 Monetas
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I might have been .... a much better person .... if only I had been exposed to this stuff at an early age .... at 70 .... I don't see much promise .... for personal enrichment .... sigh !

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:23 | 6197702 Philo Beddoe
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Bullshit.  You would have become a jaded recluse like the rest of us. 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:01 | 6197616 JustObserving
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The solution lies in the $54 trillion in derivatives in Deutsche Bank's portfolio and the NSA files on compromised Merkel.

Greece will get the deal it seeks - or bonds in many peripheral countries will collapse.  A global bond rout may ensue.

The hegemon will not like that.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:11 | 6197653 LawsofPhysics
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The entire CDS market is a scam that has allowed bankers/financiers to extend and pretend when they have in fact made themselves obsolete.

Banker/financiers are now nothing but overcompensated useless fucking middlemen between the printer/computer and the producer/consumer in the real economy.

Remember, money/debt creation no longer requires any real collateral. fuck em.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:01 | 6197619 Philo Beddoe
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John Doe: What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended.

Best speech by a central banker ever! 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:04 | 6197632 CosmoJoe
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It is like the financial version of Groundhog Day where we wake up, grab the paper and the headline is "Greek debt deadline today".

 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:05 | 6197635 Monetas
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"Summerizing" .... a fresh coat of white paint .... and prepare for a long hot Summer !

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:07 | 6197642 LawsofPhysics
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Who or what accounting firm or bank got Greece in the E.U. in the first place...

Fuck me?  No no no, fuck you!

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:07 | 6197643 Squid Viscous
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Can't Goldman's Sack fix this, with a nice vig of course?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:07 | 6197644 jarana
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Europe is the new CCCP (CuCuruCucu Paloma)

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:12 | 6197647 MsCreant
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This is actually a ZH competition.

 

 

Summarizing The State Of Greek Negotiations = DDSS

 

Beat that.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:08 | 6197649 RaceToTheBottom
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So when does "Game Theory" end and "Reality" begin?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:17 | 6197678 Philo Beddoe
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Once people ram the ivory tower bullshit such as game theory up the ass of anyone who dares speak such nonsense. 

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:24 | 6197708 I am a Man I am...
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Draghi:  Pay us.

Greek Government:  We don't have any money.

Draghi:  Pay us.

Greek Government:  We still don't have any money.

Draghi:  Pay us.

Greek Government:  We still don't have any money.

To infinity.......................

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:26 | 6197714 MsCreant
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Draghi:  Pay us.

Greek Government: Make me.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 12:53 | 6198226 flyingpigg
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Draghi looked as if a Greek kicked him in the balls...

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 10:53 | 6197800 CosmoJoe
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"If Greece leaves the euro zone, euro zone participation will no longer be irreversible. Euro zone participation may even become an issue in elections in other euro countries where euroskeptic parties are gaining ground, such as in Spain later this year," said Ruth van de Belt, investment strategist at Kempen Capital Management.

I think this pretty much sumarizes the predicament the EU is in.

Question for ZH readers in the know; how exactly would Greece exit the EU?  Who in Greece has the authority to do this?

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 11:10 | 6197853 not a yahoo
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Dang, so much time and so little to do.

Mon, 06/15/2015 - 14:24 | 6198737 asavet1952
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Who cares about the Greeks? That story is getting old. :/

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