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Disgraced Rachel Dolezal Breaks Silence In Interview, Says "I Identify As Black"

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We are treading a fine line here between the "you can do anything you want" 'second life' many undertake on the web's various social media outlets and the entirely un-virtual world of reality in which we all live, breathe, (and even work for some). In a unicorn-esque moment, when asked "are you an African-American woman?" the former NAACP official Rachel Dolezal told The Today Show's Matt Lauer, "I identify as black." As NPR notes, the topic of Dolezal's race has prompted surprise, bewilderment and speculation since her parents said that contrary to their estranged daughter's claims of being of mixed race, Rachel Dolezal is white.

 

 

As NPR reports,

On Today, Dolezal, 37, said she knew that "at some point, I would need to address the complexity of my identity." But she acknowledged being taken by surprise by her parents' statements to the media.

 

"The timing of it was a shock," she said. "Wow. The timing was completely unexpected."

 

At one point, Lauer presented an image of Dolezal as a teenager, and asked her what she sees in the picture.

 

"Visibly, she would be identified as white by people who see her," Dolezal said.

 

Lauer then turned to the subject of Dolezal's parents, who have said their daughter is "a very talented woman doing work she believes in — why can't she do that as a Caucasian woman, which is what she is?"

 

In response, Dolezal said, "I really don't see why they're in such a rush to whitewash some of the work that I have done, and who I am, and how I've identified."

 

She went on to say that she began to identify "with the black experience" as early as age 5."

 

"I was drawing self-portraits with the brown crayon instead of the peach crayon," she said. "That was how I was portraying myself."

 

As for charges that she has deceived people, Dolezal said, "I do take exception to that. It's a little more complex than me identifying as black, or answering a question of, 'Are you black or white?' "

 

Dolezal said that when she was working in northern Idaho, she was identified "as first transracial, and then ... the next newspaper article identified me as being a biracial woman. And then the next article ... was, 'This is happening to a black woman.' And I never corrected that."

 

Addressing the changes in her appearance since her youth, Dolezal said, "I certainly don't stay out of the sun. I also don't, as some of the critics have said, put on blackface as a performance."

 

She added, "This is not some freak, Birth of a Nation mockery blackface performance. This is on a very real, connected level — I have actually had to go there with the experience, not just with the visible representation, but with the experience."

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Forgive us briefly for our contempt and confusion... while we can come to terms with the potential biological issues of the Caitlyn Jenners of the world, "self identifying as black" when you are white seems like self-identifiying as a Unicorn when you are a human?

 

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Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:57 | 6202051 Kirk2NCC1701
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<-- Swallows (amateur)

<-- Spits (connoisseur)

Is she (wine) connoisseur, i.e. does she Spit or Swallow?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:03 | 6202080 Itchy and Scratchy
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Depends if it's black or white?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 22:30 | 6204273 mortem-tyrannus
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I would normally saw swallow, but it is hard to swallow with your ass.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:08 | 6201743 EhKnowKneeMass
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My name is Rachel Dolezal... and I am on Haldol.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:21 | 6201820 Rusty Shorts
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.

 

"One Nation, under sedation, and obamacare and tranquilizers for all"

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:33 | 6201893 Almost Solvent
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We quaaluded some folks  . . .

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:38 | 6201923 NoDebt
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I can't believe I'm old enough to know what a Quaalude is.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:57 | 6202057 pods
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Too young to know here, but Grace Slick spoke of them longingly.  

'One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, but the ones that, mother gives you, don't make you brown at all."

pods

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:09 | 6201746 laomei
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:17 | 6201798 kowalli
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you will see this in BBC in 2016-2017. just wait and don't worry

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:24 | 6201840 Itchy and Scratchy
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Which BBC?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:27 | 6201853 kowalli
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ABC, fox news, snbc or other media channels

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:20 | 6201813 Creepy A. Cracker
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I identify as trans-beast.  For some reason when I put on my natural dog fur suit and hump people's legs they get offended.  I am SOOOOoooooo oppressed. <crying now...>

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:21 | 6201823 NoDebt
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That's fantastic.  Nothing I don't like about that post.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:36 | 6202502 centerline
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Agree.  Awesome post.  I want to be an attack helicopter now too. 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:40 | 6201941 semperfi
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I would like to nominate this post for the best ZH post of all time.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:58 | 6202059 Baldrick
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i want to be a ... Liger!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 18:56 | 6203650 gladius17
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"From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. "

I am offended! You, sir, are a bigot.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 22:29 | 6204269 mortem-tyrannus
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+1 POTD

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:10 | 6201749 rejected
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Only in Murika...

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:10 | 6201750 I Write Code
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She's a colored person - she colored herself.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 00:13 | 6204497 mkhs
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Yeah, I have a blue magic marker.  I am going to be a smurf.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:11 | 6201755 pods
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I think that we are seeing the end of society as we know it.

White ChocolateTM  is merely the latest incantation of it. Last week was Bruce.

We are doomed.  

But, at least I did not see Greece mentioned once in this entire article. 

And, this gives the racists at the NAACP a black eye. :)

pods

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:13 | 6201776 sleigher
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Yeah, I was just about to say, I get it now.  We can be whatever we want.  Male, female, black, white, it only matters how one feels and "identifies" themselves.

The end has to be near now...

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:25 | 6201844 NoDebt
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This bitch really stirred shit up, that's for sure.  You think we hate her here on ZH?  We're pikers compared to the venom coming from her own "people".

I'm not very good at picking out major turning points in society while they're happening, but this crazy bitch might have just been a game-changer.  Floodgates are open.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:07 | 6202097 Meat Hammer
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Agreed. This is even uncharted territory for the progressive scumbags. There is no chapter in the handbook for this.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:27 | 6202199 TBT or not TBT
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There is, however, a old Rush song about it.   Vital Signs, on Moving Picture I think.   

You know, "A tired mind become a shape shifter, everybody needs a soft filter, everybody needs reverse polarity"   and "leave out conditions, Courageous convictions, Will drag the dream into existence" and so on.   

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:34 | 6202488 The_Dude
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Yep....American society has officially 'Jumped the Shark'.   Shouldn't be long now before this series gets cancelled. 

I'm hoping to find it in syndication somewhere but that looks less and less likely.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:28 | 6201861 semperfi
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human society - when humans all kill each other and only the roaches are left, the planet's composite IQ will rise dramatically

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:13 | 6202127 Freddie
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Amerika aka Zio world is a Trayvonville now.  I love how idiot NeoCons and NeoLibs go on and on about evil Putin.

The Russians do not play this psycho shit.  Putin found out that Americans were abusing Russian orphans including gay pedos and AH yuppie parents and stopped adoptions.  The Russians do not let the outside push the gay and racial agenda.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:11 | 6201758 FreeShitter
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Too much bbc

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:49 | 6201762 Glass Seagull
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I'm black as the ace of spades!

I love sweet potatoe pie

And I'm never late on pay day

I shoot hoops with the homies

And I can't swim for shit

Cross me once, i let it slide

Cross me twice, and get a hit sucka!

Never mind that I'm really a white librarian

I could say I was white, but that'd be contrarian

To my new-found liberal African belief system

My white parents I hated, so I had to f*ckin' diss them

So I identify as black because whites are wack

Trying to grow my butt large with fries and Big Macs

My name is Rachel Doh-leh-zahl

I sip Mickey's, get hickeys, and only smoke menthols

Went to work, but was fired from NAACP

But I just got a job at MSNBC!

 

 

 

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:16 | 6202143 Meat Hammer
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Epic

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:16 | 6202144 Meat Hammer
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Epic

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:11 | 6201764 madcows
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Al Sharpton and co. have been making millions off the race-baiting / black lives matter non-sense for decades.  Why can't Whitey get a slice of that action?  It's a free country.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:14 | 6201781 Polymarkos
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Shoe polish will set you free. Al Jolson-ize yourself!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:12 | 6201765 ebworthen
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And how different is this from identifying as homosexual, or another gender, or a religious persuasion?

It doesn't, unless someone wants to exclude her for identifying what we aren't supposed to identify because she "isn't" what she identifies as.

Don't discriminate based on race, unless you aren't that race, in which case we'll need some DNA proof, unless we want to elect you as "the first Black President" in which case being half-white doesn't matter; and don't you dare deny anyone a job based on someone's race or gender but "Women and Minorities encouraged to apply"!!!

Our society has jumped the shark, come full circle, and entered the infinite loop of circular reasoning wrapped within a conundrum.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:28 | 6201859 Stumpy4516
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From Itchy and Scratchy above :

"The ultimate liberal left activist stereotype. Self loathing. Gender and identity confused. Vendictive. Hateful. Delusional. What's not to like?"

Together they sum it up.  Another ZH'er used the term transracial.  That is the new term she needs to use, then to question her or speak against her would be hate speach. 

If going to college I would now be tempted to put down native american.  Then if caught claim I was transracial and was NA from birth even though I was not physically born NA.  For my electives I could select all things NA, which I find interesting.  No need to color skin just grow hair, shave, wear turquoise, enjoy nature and other perfectly nice stuff.  I really could enjoy being a transracial native american.  Now deal with the negative PR if you kick us trans"-" out or refuse my scholorship application.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:58 | 6202329 GeezerGeek
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Everyone born in the USA is a native American. I've been putting that on census forms since 1970. So what if all my grandparents came from Europe? It's all a farce forced on we the people by those who wish to divide us.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:13 | 6201771 Polymarkos
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I identify as black and gay and a woman and a  Mexican muslim. Hah! Top THAT!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:31 | 6201879 Caleb Abell
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All of the above, plus a hunchback.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:46 | 6201958 ebworthen
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...left-handed hermaphrodite with a limp.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:08 | 6202253 Kirk2NCC1701
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Because I'm missing an arm and a leg.  I think it's from combat in Iraq.

Note to all ME war vets:  If you want a Guaranteed job with the Government or a Fortune 500 company, you'd best claim or "Identify with" being a...

Bi-Gender (Hermaphrodite), Multi-racial, Vet with dual/multiple Handicaps and droid implants, recovering from PTSD.  And make sure you surname ends in man, berg or stein for good measure.  Best pick an OT first name too, although Sid, Simon or Steven will do nice also. 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:13 | 6201774 Mitch Comestein
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I have been waiting for decades for the right time to post this clip......here is it:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfAvQp-Uk5I

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:14 | 6201775 ejmoosa
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Her arguments are identical to Jenner's.

To deny one is to deny both.

To accept one is to accept both.

What's it gonna be?

Now if only Greece would declare themselves to be Americans, we could get this thing done properly.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:31 | 6201876 Caleb Abell
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"Now if only Greece would declare themselves to be Americans, we could get this thing done properly."

 

Greece would be better off if they declared Greece to be a TBTF bank.  The FED would immediately pay off all of their bad debt.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:15 | 6202139 Stumpy4516
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Have you ever had a discussion with lesbians about polygamy.  It is lots of fun.  They get really angry and will begin attacking you and not the subject being discussed.  Usually they claim the women are brainwashed or mentally ill and need to be forceably removed, detained and deprogrammed.  All things the religious right used to say about the lesbians. 

Tell them you will never support gay/lesbian marriage until the gay community quits being so hateful to the polygamist and includes polygamist marriage in the gay marriage legislation. Gay guys will just give up and say ok or that you have a point but lesbians often get flat out mean and aggressive.

It is even better since I do support polygamy as a choice for legal adults.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:04 | 6202370 GeezerGeek
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If marriage becomes open-ended, meaning one or more males and/or one or more females, what's to prevent a marriage from being a perpetual legal arrangement, such as a corporation? Say there were two guys and three gals. One dies, and another person (or two, or...) is added to the marriage. Will the government ever be able to collect inheritance taxes? Heck, we could even see parents marrying their children and avoiding the tax man.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:17 | 6202426 Stumpy4516
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Excellent!!

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:15 | 6201782 Atomizer
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You're a transethnic poster child grifter, scamming the system. Tell them about the university money, you had to repay.

Soul Man - Movie Trailer

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:14 | 6201784 Space Animatoltipap
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Being a liberal easily causes serious mental disorders.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:21 | 6201826 Itchy and Scratchy
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An essential prerequisite.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:06 | 6202378 GeezerGeek
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Being a Liberal IS a serious mental disorder.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:15 | 6201788 Reaper
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The stupidity is believing the label positively identifies the goods.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:16 | 6201796 madcows
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I thought she was Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:21 | 6201818 Itchy and Scratchy
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Same pathology!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:17 | 6201797 Peterus
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This is where Victim Olympics lead to. Eventually there'll be entire demographics of people who "identify" as "less privileged" groups just to be one better in progressive battle for the most oppressed. People taking homosexuality, other race or even disability just to not be white, male, cis, able scum.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:54 | 6202026 agstacks
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"If a man pretending to be a woman gets into an argument with a white woman pretending to be black, who has to check their privilege?"

- 23h

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:19 | 6201808 Youri Carma
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I don't see a white girl, I see a damn fool ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZg4XwVi3Qs

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:20 | 6201814 Rikeska
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I am a born male,  transgender lesbian.  I wear male clothing and dig chicks.  I am trapped in a man's body and like it.

What do I get?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:15 | 6202136 Freddie
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Alimony payments.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:50 | 6202290 Kirk2NCC1701
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Palimony Payments, if you're in Quebec and lived with your GF for >1 yr.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:20 | 6201815 Itchy and Scratchy
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I'm ain't sure about the genetic thing but I'm sure this snowflake got more than her fair share of blackness pumped into her during her stay at Howard. She probably swallowed so much Nubian DNA she probably thinks she a Jungle Queen!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:21 | 6202175 Meat Hammer
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There's only one way to figure out once and for all which race she is: credit check.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 14:58 | 6202856 Itchy and Scratchy
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Lol! Best line of the month!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 19:04 | 6203671 gladius17
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I once fucked a Polish chick who was a slightly better looking version of that girl (the pasty white one, not the spraypainted version.)  She was definitely a horny bitch. I got the impression she probably fucked a lot of different guys.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:20 | 6201816 Consuelo
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Teena Marie.

 

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:22 | 6201821 Mr. Bystander
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She's no more black than Bruce Jenner is a woman. I wonder if they can dig up any childhood drawings from Bruce with a set of tits or a vagina. He must have been using the girl crayon instead of the boy crayon.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:05 | 6202091 kumquatsunite
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Parents not nature now "get" to decide so they can demand you bow to their "special" child, aka sexual-Munchasen by proxy; after all, Brad Pitt is apparently fine with Jolie's deciding that the two-year=old Shiloh Jolie saying she is a boy Means she is a boy. Oh wait, when Shiloh said that she wanted to play in the street did they let her do that? When she said she would only eat chocolae and nothing else did they let her do that? And notice that none of the adopted-from-other-countries kids don't know what gender they are? That's cause foreign countries throw a hissy fit if kids are used like this; nothing like turning the kids into frankenstein experiments!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:21 | 6201825 absente reo
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This woman has a mental problem. She is delusional, or some such thing.

She is a pathological liar.

She cannot make her mind up whether she is black or white. She says she identified as black from a very early age but then she filed a lawsuit against a university claiming she was discriminated against because she was a pregnant white woman. She sees no inconsistencies in that.

She is basically a nutcase and best not given the oxygen of publicity.

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:29 | 6201868 Bill of Rights
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A perfect Liberal Specimen.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:00 | 6202346 Kirk2NCC1701
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... to degrade the Bonds of Kinship, Allegiance and Norms further and further, throughout the world.  The Strategic Goal here is...

When all bonds of kinship, allegiance and norms are severed, then no viable and sustainable Resistance can be mounted against the 2% Neofeudal Overlords and their army of mercs.  Mark my words. 

(Now it's a matter of time, before one on ZH readers/writers 'leverages' (plagiarizes this concept, and develops it as their own).  E.g. only days after I started commenting on America's "Manifest Destiny", the writer known as Saker started using it.  Now I know why smart people will Patent and Copyright everything they produce.  And if they have an idea, they'll flog it in a book and do the TV Talkshow circuit: to monetize -- before someone else does.)

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 19:05 | 6203679 gladius17
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Wait.....so this crazy bitch has kids, too? God help us all..

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:22 | 6201828 Toolshed
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Obviously, we have a new mental disorder for the head shrinkers to monetize. She is a black woman who was unfortunately born in a white body.

And the American Psychiatric Association say:

"CHA-CHING!!!!!!"

And the medical thieves will promptly offer a "race change" proceedure to make everything all better..........for a tidy mountain of moola, that is.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:42 | 6201956 Ms. Erable
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Can they give her sickle-cell anemia as part of her procedure?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:59 | 6202338 Toolshed
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Science can accomplish anything!!!

So I am told anyway.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:22 | 6201829 ThisIsBob
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In the Caribbean we see many white women coming on holiday to get identified.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:35 | 6201885 Laddie
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@ThisIsBob

That's because the MSM portray black males as the SUPERIOR MALE, they make them seem glamorous and "sexy" to white women. Just rent Save the Last Dance, which was marketed to teenaged White girls. Sumner Redstone's, true name Murray Rothstein, Viacom made it.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:28 | 6202206 ThisIsBob
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It is because those white women mostly don't care much about what negroes think of them, so long as they've got the big bamboo.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:23 | 6201830 Caleb Abell
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I'm an overweight 5'10" old guy, but I self identify as a 23 year old 7'5" basketball center.  

I've been sitting by the phone waiting for the competing multi-million dollar contract offers from the Knicks, Heat, and Lakers, but so far the phone's not ringing.

When I get done typing this, I'm going to call the phone company and bitch at them because they apparently aren't letting the recruiters' calls through.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:00 | 6202869 Itchy and Scratchy
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Wrong color!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:23 | 6201832 I Write Code
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We colored some folks.

 Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
 You come talkin' that trash we'll pull your card
 Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
 Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:23 | 6201834 B.J. Worthy
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Pfft... Zimmerman was transracial before it was cool.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:24 | 6201837 Laddie
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Her parents had adopted 3 black boys, one from Haiti. So she grows up knowing that blacks are the PREFERRED race.

What do white guys think when their little daughters see them cheering and worshipping black athletes or actors?

Or phoney "Heroes" such as MLK?

If you imbibe the POISON that the MSM, Hollyweird, and Televitz and .gov and your local church, school, college, university spew forth then you AND your family are fated for extinction.

And you cannot make a peep in protest. Not in the Land of the fee and the home of the slave.

What the media hide from you: http://newnation.org/

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:18 | 6202154 Freddie
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+1000

I see dumb white southern males and others cheering trayvons like retards.   They prattle on and on like idiots about college ball, the NBA and NFL like total morons. 

Her parents were/are totally f***ked up.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:24 | 6201839 Consuelo
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Being a Whitebread is boring.    Color is 'cool'.    Plus you automatically become a member of ~The~ preferred minority class.    She probably just has a thing for the chocolate stick, so what the hell.

 

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:31 | 6201877 kumquatsunite
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The idiotification of America is way past the mid-point; saw one of those affirmative action docs recently (a woman), who was too stupid for words. And just why do they think being a woman with a degree is cause for that unbelievable arrogance? They do realize that if they really had to compete, they'd a never made it. Oh, by the way, why can't we see in every single room of a docs office, where they went to school what their credentials are...they should pass out a resume of Who They Are. Don't you have a right to know? I wouldn't go to a doc with Aids for instance, all those communicable disease like tuberculosis that they get. Pbs just did a documentary on tuberculosis and eneded it with the renaissance of tuberculosis due to gay men and all the accompanying diseases of Aids, especially tuberculosis.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:24 | 6201841 semperfi
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humans are the dumbest species on the planet

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:25 | 6201842 Panic Mode
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I Identify As Orange.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:27 | 6201856 Dien Bien Poo
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Oompah Lumpah !!! Finally they get a voice!

 

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:33 | 6201875 SpanishGoop
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Same race as Christine Lagarde....really ????

 

You must have been in panic mode when you said that.

 

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:25 | 6201843 Mr. Bystander
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Tropic Thunder clip for the win. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUzQvfRNJsE

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:44 | 6202522 centerline
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Forgot all about that!  Thanks.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 14:13 | 6202625 neuronius
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I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:25 | 6201846 kumquatsunite
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Ya'll are Completely missing the point!!! This is the greatest gift ever given to women. Ya know that 70^ women are paid compared to men's wages? If women had any brains at all, there'd be a national rush to their boss' office, where they proclaim They Are Men now raise that salary. Done and done! And give all the affirmative action and free scholarships and welfare benefits, maybe it's time we are all black and male! The immigration advocates have been doing their damdest to eradicate "white" America so let's just be done with it! No more whites in America as of today; we are all black. And male. (Just to placate the gays:)

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:26 | 6201851 LetsGetPhysical
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if Elizabeth Warren had a daughter.....

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:37 | 6201919 Itchy and Scratchy
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'Princess Squatting Bull' might be old enuf to be her mom!????

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:43 | 6201949 Caleb Abell
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... and her name was Dolezal, she would be a Seminole: part black and part indian.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:32 | 6201855 farflungstar
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If a black man who is perceived as wanting to be white is called an Uncle Tom, then what do we call a white woman who is perceived as desperately and delusionally wanting to be black, an Aunt Jemima?

What a confused asshole. And what's sad is there are MILLIONS of white people like her.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:32 | 6201884 Itchy and Scratchy
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And many are powerful and involved in the political process! Some genius put this bird brain on the Police Services Board of all places!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 22:22 | 6204258 mortem-tyrannus
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I believe the term is monkey humper. I suppose bitch ape is also appropos. As is fetid skank, putrid skeeze and dirty white dumbass whore.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:27 | 6201857 Bill of Rights
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More like she Identifies as a fuck'en retard.

 

How To Escape The Age Of Mass Delusion

http://thefederalist.com/2015/06/08/how-to-escape-the-age-of-mass-delusion/

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:29 | 6201863 HenryHall
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Who gives a damn really?

Out of Africa.

Ultimately, every single human being on the planet is descended from dark skinned people who lived in Africa.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:30 | 6201872 Itchy and Scratchy
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only the ones with a brain!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:40 | 6202255 Sandmann
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Sounds like Evolution was an Up Escalator though

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:29 | 6201865 Itchy and Scratchy
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I hate to break it to Snow White but I don't think either side is interested in you anymore. Especially your family and parents you humiliated. I think you best head back to the Indian reserve you came from!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:30 | 6201869 BoPeople
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If Obama can claim he is a Christian heterosexual, born in Hawaii, then why can't this woman claim she is black.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:30 | 6201873 bubbbles
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I identify as tax exempt.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:35 | 6201892 Yen Cross
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  We should just skip all the all the gender and ethnicity boxes you check on forms for  .gov preferance and handouts.

 Instead there should be just one box preceded by a question that states...." Have you ever been discriminated against?"

 The trees shouldn't have to pay for all our stupidity...

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:35 | 6201909 Itchy and Scratchy
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Is Liz 'Lie-a-whatha' Warren old enough to be her mom? Hmmmm?
Sure makes one think!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:35 | 6201910 lordkoos
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Who cares...

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:35 | 6201914 Manaze
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This whole thing is simply laughable. There are those among us who see no incongruity in going from a freckled, light skinned, straight blond hair kid to a dark skinned frizzy black hair adult who had her employer believing she was African-American. This is nut case stuff.  

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:36 | 6201916 bankonzhongguo
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Maybe there will be a Lifetime movie about this in the pipeline, but so far I have not read that she hurt anyone or that her intentions were malicious.

As bonkers as it all may seem, I think it takes people like this to not just talk the talk, but really identify with another culture, ethnicity, identity, etc. AND take on some political mantle for social justice.

Is this my inner Joan Baez speaking?

Is that patchouli I smell?

Is it mental illness or the evolution of human empathy?

In any case, at least she is/was not some psychopath bankster working at the Fed.

Now that is real damage.

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:49 | 6202537 centerline
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Its fraud.  Mostly likely driven by upbringing... her experiences... influence of parents, peer groups, etc.  But fraud nonetheless.

The story resonates because people are tired of frauds.  At the same time, this is about as close as it can get toward legitimizing fraud at a middle class level (previously reserved for Wall Street and DC of course).  Moral hazard is on the table like a Thanksgiving turkey.  Dig in.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:37 | 6201921 Seasmoke
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"Whitewashed some of the work I have done." I see what you did there. She is good. Sneaky good.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:46 | 6201984 Itchy and Scratchy
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I think the good she did was falsely claim abuse against her parents and getting racially charged hateful and death threats! Although I think the ones she is getting now are real!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:38 | 6201929 Quinvarius
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Kind of reminds me of Kanye West saying he identifies as a singer, when clearly he is as much robot autotune as she is bronzer. 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:38 | 6201932 Wahooo
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That girl's tripped out.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:38 | 6201933 MasterControl
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It must be mental illness history month.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:39 | 6201935 SpanishGoop
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She should just show her butt.

Lets see if she is really black.

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:43 | 6201946 Atomizer
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Rachel Dolezal, Niggar please. I was just shadowboxing Betty Naomi Goldstein with a little extra make-up.

 

Don’t worry, Al Sharpton is drafting up a speech on my behalf. His delay is getting some of those white police officers shooting blacks flown in for a media backdrop to roll a positive reflexion on the public audience.

 

/LOL

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:41 | 6201947 TheGreatRecovery
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Pass for white = okay.

Pass for black = not okay.

Why?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:43 | 6201963 Itchy and Scratchy
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Pathologically lying and extortion = NoKay!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:56 | 6212155 TheGreatRecovery
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I saw her get interviewed on television.

Her salary as President of Spokane NAACP Chapter = $0.00 per year.

Her salary on that police board = $0.00 per year.

She looks like a fake and talks like a fake, but she does heavy-lifting, and for $0.00 per year.  It's hard to get people to do heavy-lifting, and especially for $0.00 per year.  If anyone is a little bit crazy, but willing to do heavy-lifting, then I give them a THUMBS UP.  ANYONE.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:41 | 6201950 rpboxster
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Not since Lehman!

 

I didnt' see it in the comments or main article.  Something seemed odd.  Fixed it.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:41 | 6201951 Itchy and Scratchy
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This little white bunny has easily had more black pumped into her than Kim Kardashian!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:43 | 6201961 Laddie
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The modern democracies of the West, with their philosophies of the stomach and the stock exchange, cannot inspire the people nor protect them. They despise nationhood and despise race. But without our national and racial backbones how shall we stand erect? With quicksands as our foundation how shall we build? How shall we be true to ourselves if we have no selves? Our race is what we are; it is our form. It is our fathers and mothers and brothers and sisters and wives and children. They are the race. How then shall we count it of little worth? Shall we despise our own flesh and blood? Is that what modern democracy is supposed to mean? Is that what Christianity is supposed to mean?
White man, think again! by Anthony Jacob, Johannesburg 1965

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:45 | 6201970 Duc888
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I identify as carrot.

 

Don't victimize me.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_KdE_zBCE4

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:48 | 6201980 farflungstar
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Smug and stupid ape at work: "Of course she wants to be like US, ain't nobody wanna be white no mo'"!

I got no problem with being white. Fucking people.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:17 | 6201981 The Delicate Genius
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In reading about her a little, fwiw, I tend to believe her that she does so identify, and changed her appearance to reflect her identity. 

 

I presume most people here either outright support her or take a less emotionally invested 'none of my business' approach.

 

But the issue isn't her transformation, the issue is misrepresenting her ethnicity in situations where doing so imparted a distinct advantage.

 

What if she had done what she had done, out of a genuine empathy with black experience, etc. Then applied to Harvard? 

 

If she gets in and diplaces a more qualified white or Asian, society says that's fine, discriminate to make up for past discrimination - there's a certain amoral cold logic to that.  I disagree with it, and think the Constitution's EP clause should not be read to mean "you can discriminate to end discrimination, and please - take many decades to try" and think the focus should have been on improving black/latino education and test scores - which means improving public schools - which I realize is a way in which I'm not fully on board with the liberarian view, but mainly because I think you need a strong education system for a strong and healthy economy and nation.

 

But I digest.

 

But what if she displaces a bona fide black student who would have displaced a Chinese student?

 

What then?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:21 | 6202169 ThisIsBob
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And what if she were a he and fraudently and feloniously represented himself as foreign born in order to get scholarship assistance?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:27 | 6202201 libertysghost
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If "ifs" and "buts" were candies and nuts what a Merry Christmas it would be.  

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:31 | 6202218 The Delicate Genius
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How clever of you.

None the less - doesn't the prospect of her fraud become deemed less harmless if its framed as a white woman stealing the admission spot of a black woman who was going to steal the admission spot of another white woman?

 

I don't think the Left knows how to handle this one.  Does not compute.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:53 | 6202308 btdt
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the left knows how to handle (this stealing by a white from a favorred group [entitled by affirmative action].

silence

or

denial

oir

Lizzie tear of trails warren for prez

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 22:16 | 6204244 mortem-tyrannus
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Oh for Christ's sake Delicate Genitals. Die in a fire already.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:46 | 6201985 replaceme
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Her story is crazy, got into Howard on an art scholarship, and the admin / staff freaked when they found out she was white... Their words, I dont want to judge. They drilled into her, the other students, that whites were racist scum, to be hated. As an 18 year old, who may or may not have identifed w/ being black, I can almost see where she would feel pressured to blend in. Then go batshit crazy with it. I can totally see it. I also sorta think Jodi Foster wants me to kill Reagan, but that can't be right.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:51 | 6202014 replaceme
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I always forget the crazy part - there's a good chance she faked a half dozen incidents of racial harrassment against herself. That's really where she loses me, and Jodi.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 13:10 | 6202396 lakecity55
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She should be indicted and prosecuted, but it will not happen.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:47 | 6201989 Atomizer
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Obama: If Michelle adopted another daughter, it would have the same genetic strands as Rachel Dolezal.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:50 | 6202003 Yen Cross
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Disgraced Rachel Dolezal Breaks Silence In Interview, Says "I Identify As FRUIT CAKE"

  There, fixed it for you.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:50 | 6202004 BlackSwanCrash
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that thing aint white or black. Thats Sideshow Bob

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:51 | 6202009 fiftybagger
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The left, hahahahahahahahahaha.  The left, hahahahahahahahaha.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:51 | 6202010 Kelley
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LeBron James has stolen the limelight from Rachel Dolezal by self identifying as the best basketball player in the world despite having an innate ability to miss a huge number of layups during the Finals and shooting under 40% as a result.

Scoring takes a backseat to claiming

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:14 | 6202133 Bunghole
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Cleveland is a clowntown.

All talk, no action.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:52 | 6202016 BlackSwanCrash
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the only reason she would be a brown colour is cause shes made totally outta shite

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:55 | 6202025 One And Only
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I have always identified with nature. I am a potato

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:18 | 6202145 Itchy and Scratchy
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Mashed or baked or fried?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 12:57 | 6202326 Toolshed
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What about julienned? Racist. ;)

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 11:55 | 6202034 jughead
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Too kewl.  Now I can identify as a woman when I want to use the women's shower...then identify as a black woman when all the nekkid girls start screaming so I can have white privilege lesbo guilt sex with them all. 

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