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The Donald is missing some hair
His head is an upside-down pear
He's dressed for the kill
This picture should fill
The cover of Vanity Fair
The Limerick King
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He literally said (today) that the reason he should be president is because he is rich. He requires no corporate or PAC (501c3) money. His well documentent life shows how he captured (locally) two (of the three) branches of secret goverment: bankrupcy, chancery.
Time for americans to put the tort law (free will) body of work back into service before we turn this place into a monarchy. I mean, what does it mean for the MIC if the type of democracy we spread around the world is Jeb Bush vs. Hillary Cintoon 2016? The NSA really wants to know.
there is a living "public personality" who
made the observation that life, or culture,
in the american prison system is of the
patriarchal form verses life outside the
prison system, which is of the matriarchal;
the difference is significant to each and
every body. the statement comes from the 1990's
i think and i guess it might be true today?
that is the question i have, are we at a cultural
pivot point. is life on the outside of prison
to become patriarchal and life on the inside to become
matriarchal? is that what a women president is
supposed to usher in(the trick), the gender swap/confusion
of the jenner reality show? the prison break with power tools?
the white chick in black face/roots? the identity
confusion? is it all banker game, set and match, tennis?
can you guess the name of the person who made the
observation mentioned here?
just asking.....
anyway
If you are asking for my honest opinion it would drift into pre-brettonwoods, yet post 1913 history. The only way out of this is to not give money to Lois Learner. (Hilary 2016) The 80,000 page US tax code (enfarced with weapons) is so complicated a simple man could figure it out. (lynard skinnerd) Nobody needs to get hurt. But if tax attorneys/LLMs have diarrea they can heal.
is your guess Lynyrd Skynyrd?
if so, not the name i intimated with
my question. ...
If you want pedantic, stuff WB7 has a Llyold the Technoviking that includes the Blue Haired girl (Hillary)
If you want tax code. (people that will kill you if you do not vote for jebbery2016) The university of Phoenix is almost ready to break into that market. LLM certification is hard math.
i gave up wanting and am
repulsed by necessity, a rock
and hard place. nearly joyless
but the birds never quit.
anyway, it was charlie manson with
that particular observation, i thought
you would never ask. i don't know
about the university in phoenix and
that other hard mahf stuff.
So the manson/MCmainsion question is always about shelter. I never minded standing in the rain. Your Journey might be different.
WBb7 hit somthing here. I hope the MSM takes notice. CNN primetime adopted anthony bourdan ( a cook) and he hates trump for reels.
man-son(sun) seems to be about inheritance according
to gender or jenner, scion, a shoot of architecture/
structure. dilapidated tombs in plunder mode seeking
shelter from the storms of time. jokers are wild and
trump cards in certain poker calls. three squares and
a cot, the the sun rises then sets, time waits to
be measured again.
well met. 9.8 chertoffs per second per second.
trump just likes to see his name in print, that is all. he wants to be president like hitlery wants rectal cancer. be real.
yet he is refreshing in interviews for
his, well, i guess it is something like
honesty? but, i'm done believing politicians.
history proves they all lie to get elected
and then become tools of the banks with
few or no exceptions, just an observation.
He's rich and not a Mormon freak. He's not of a political dynasty and his wife didn't screw around in the White House.
There's no pretense there. This is not even a contest. Guy is living close to the edge though and may not even make it to the final round.
Got me in the spirit...
Here we go it's the Limerick King,
On zerohedge flashing his Limerick bling,
Put him along side Billy Banzi
The visual combatant art guy
And you sure to get a beautiful thing....
Ru-reert....
Reeee-mix
Time to take it to another level, bring it back down to the street,
Ya I'm talkin NY the city that never sleeps,
Call it the barnyard barber, cause it's where they sheer the sheep,
But if you ask me partner, it should be the city that does not eat,
Na they make their living stealing from business, families, and unborn children,
Ever since the Federal Reserve was in the Eccles building,
But fuk it, Donny Trumps got 8.7 billion,
Thanks to this currency monopoly known as monatary policy,
But whatcha gonna do bout this billionaire's accropolis,
Fuk I'll just put my lump sum between Ivana Trump's humps...
Err ahhh...dafuq?..
Oh yea Fuk Donald Trump, I read his books when I was a kid, watched the apprentice a couple times, but the documentary "You've been Trumped" is by far the most informative piece on the man that I have come across.
PeeramidIdeologies,
the pentameter in your piece is peerless; i say this in earnest -- and it seems to me you have the music inside you...what you just did can't be practiced nor learnt...it's innate or it just ain't. keep mining that vein of ore; you're onto something. just keep it fresh and don't get hackneyed. but, yeah, i enjoyed reading that as much for melody, the imagery, the word-play and the wit as for meaning itself (and it helped that i totally agree with ya).
p.s. i hope i haven't by this praise unwittingly encouraged others who don't have the music inside em.
janus
Thank you kindly Janus. Music has always been an all inclusive getaway for me. Whether listening, or writing, rhythm is as much a part of myself as my own arms and legs. As I think you know when it comes to the arts the secret is too be the paper not the brush, the trees but not the breeze ;)
As for yourself I hope all is well, stay thirsty, and don't let up. I never passby Janus post, nor get though one with out at least a laugh, occasionally something more susbstantial.
Cheers
ahhhh yes, ZHealots, 2016 is approaching at a speed no one could've anticipated. and as the days fly-by at a furious & dizzying pace, what's left of 2015 will flit before our eyes in a blizzard of calendar pages strewn about like snowflakes, accumulating as detritus of the present tense; until it's suddenly past and we auld lang syme what was and blast ahead into a renewed promise, "The Future" (TM janus, inc.), then sweep that mess o' day's pages into vanity's bonfire, and rechannel our hopes and dreams into the being of a brand spankin new world leader pretend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoQ4aR393Is
before we undertake this most serious enterprise of picking the optimal pretender, there is to be a process by which we thresh, shake, sift, collect; then cast the mass against the sky, subjecting it to the shifting four winds' inscrutable scrutiny, all whilst the chaff drifts away; until at last we net our next president -- a most ignoble public vetting. we call it voting. and awhorica gets all a-tizzy whence it doth commence in earnest. because, of course, every vote counts -- sorta.
and so, potential pretenders, please do allow janus to share with you his sense of which flavors of fakery are by vox populi endorsed and what others are savaged to scorn.
in the first place, janus advises that every last one of you start scheduling your 'sex-change' immediately. seriously, game-theory stipulates that the first mover in an emergent trend secures an advance against his/her rivals. and so, mr. trump, wanna get ahead of the competition? just transform yourself into donnatella or daniella or whatever your PR team thinks best. it's safe to assume that you'll win every single noble prize on offer as you march courageously into the oval office with a hero's vagina.
as to past experiences and its pretending, there is no better history than that which is fabricated whole-cloth. just look at the current executive. this guy doesn't even have a valid ssn, a birth certificate, never registered with the selective service, was in pakistan in the early 80s, was trapesing about indonesia with a tranny for a nanny while attending a madrasa as citizen of the islamic state, has his education funded by a passionate advocate of the global caliphate, then a chicago 'career' as the understudy of a terroristic weatherman...and then successfully branded himself a 'methodist' from the midwest. but, if you don't have enough skin pigment, are of the wrong sexual orientation or haven't yet scheduled your sex-change, you can't get away with that shit. if you are not among the elect -- those more equal than others -- there is every chance that having ticked the wrong box on an job application for krogers when you were 16 can bring your world crashing down around you. so, again, get that sex change operation scheduled straight away.
and so, once you've scheduled your operation and the interviews with prime time's doyennes, you can get going with the pretending with gusto! the best policy is to promise everything to everyone at all times. promise war & peace. promise more money and more taxes. promise more spending and more saving. promise more tolerance and intolerance. promise not to make any promises. swear never to lie and promise never to swear. promise more children and more abortions. promise more guns and less guns. promise a chicken in every pot and a fat sack of pot for every chicken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ5D4pT4boQ
i'm feelin rough, i'm feelin raw/
i'm in the prime of my life/
let's make some music/
make some money/
find some models for wives/
...the models will have children/
we'll get a divorce/
find some more models/
everything will run its course/
yeah it's overwhelming/
but what else can we do?/
get jobs in offices and wake up for the morning news?,
janus
https://www.ted.com/talks/donald_hoffman_do_we_see_reality_as_it_is?lang...
Filmed March 2015 at TED2015
Donald Hoffman: Do we see reality as it is?
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link recently lifted from a r.m. post,
it fits here, somehow.
The guy looks to an unproven theory (evolution) for proof of his theory. Yes, the theory of evolution is unproven. That is why it is still called a theory.
Some of these TED talks really annoy me. So what if "reality" isn't what we perceive. The steak is juicy and delicious. I cannot perceive it any other way. Besides, if I could see in another way, to what end?
I prefer the old saying, it is what it is. Pragmatism puts food on the table.
i get that but .....
a whole bunch of "reality" goes
into that food on the table, more
than mere pragmatism. i thought his
analogy of the computer platform was
well worth the time. i have a soft
spot in my mind for nature of consciousness
and nature of identity dissertations, i
think the salvation of the people may
depend on getting it right? yet that too is
probably just an illusion stemming from
my particular cultural circumstance.
The Replacement,
like Blindman, i too love ted-talks...because, at least they're talking instead of propagandizing (at least a good share of the time they are). as to 'evolution' itself, i do believe that natural selection is an active and observable phenomena which functions as a prime mover steering an organism's development within the phylum. and i, like you, have yet to see anything definitive linking all that lives to a single germ sprung from a cesspool of primordial goo as all life's genesis.
janus (like most Hedgers) was created in the image of God Almighty; if others claim to be the progeny of that gooey germ, i will not argue with them...and their actions and intellect strongly support their ancestral claim.
things reproduce according to their own kind, but they do change over time. i like to think of natural selection as the mechanism God invested into His many species; giving them the ability to adapt and thrive in changing circumstances.
i could go on and on and on till i get to consciousness and God and whatnot, but i'll just leave it there and STRONGLY recommend that you read Descartes. your comments reflect a mind highly inclined to that king of frankish philosophy.
janus
as you may well know the human body is
necessarily covered with, internally
and externally, trillions of bacteria
that keep it healthy and alive. you can't
see it but, the slime is there and must have
existed and must exist should the people
or person continue to survive in this or any
universe. it is a simple biological fact
and necessity. the evolution or creation
of man requires, first, a damn ubiquitous
milieu of slime. just sayin', remember that.
combustion and internal combustion are fine but
first, the biological universe of life requires
digestion at the microscopic level, without that
we all die. it gives me a deep respect for the
existence and evolution of slime itself. yet,
there is good slime and nasty slime, there is
a difference with a distinction.
fair enough, Blindman. but if you'll indulge the migration of this discussion to the metaphysical, i still say it's the Sublime Genius of an omnipotent God demonstrating to us the complexity and duality of our existence through science itself. that is to say, we are to understand God through His creation; and it's a fascinating subject at that. as Alexander Pope once said, "the proper study of man is man." and with respect to your good & bad bacteria, it is comparable (in that metaphysical/philosophical fashion janus mentioned) to understand these organisms with which our species has forged a symbiosis as the competing forces constituting that duality; they are in us, on us, but not of us -- the yin/yang...the profane/Divine...our angels & demons. we are creatures animated by a fierce and indomitable will to live, yet we at all times wrestle with impulses within us that are fundamentally self-destructive.
one of my best friends in the world and brother from the USAF just checked himself into rehab...fuckin pills...fuckin 'doctors'...fuckin pharmacopia...all preying on the weakness of their fellow man. they are my enemies: wicked fascists who manipulate, feed and profit from the self-destructive impulses in us all.
but, Blindman, there's a madness in us all -- and in this world of inversion, it's tough to tell which is which.
{i should be coming to NYC (bed-sty) sometime this summer. we should meet up and finish these discussions in person. you'll meet my first best friend from the olden days -- janus' sand-box to BMX years...and i'll finally have my classic jag convertable so richly deserved of my good bacteria; and we shall roll through manhattan fishing for chics who dig revolutionaries cruising around in classic jag convertables, with Jerry Garcia echoing off the echolls building -- i expect epic exploits}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdPOAhBp2Ag
red & white/
blue suede shoes,
janus
so it must be, we will figure it out.
LOL I'm Donald Schwartzenegger. I am in contention for the race for President of the US of A.
First, I'm going to pump you up. Americans need pride today.
We will crush those terrorists like like milk cartons. The American Worker is too weak, we will build him up so that we have a uniform kind of working republic. Everyone will have discipline, work hard, take care of their bodies, will keep themselves and their clothes clean and make a neat appearance.
We will build the workers of American into a new Workers party. The workers party will have lots of pride and determination to take on any problem whether in peace or at war. This is how you build a Nation.
And we will have strong national Schools that will focus on strong levels of science and engineering. Even our cities and buildings and public squares and places will be places of Pride. America will be our place and we will be proud of it when you elect me.
A vote for Pride is a vote for Donald Schwartzenegger.
A vote for strong workers is a vote for the Schwartzenegger.
With our new Workers Party we will conquer the world!
i appreciate what you have done
to the language here, it deserves it;
well done, as usual.
excellent musical selection
also.
/ ..."fated to pretend." ...
I love this guy I really do.
He is the perfect response to "professional politicians" and so called "community organizers" who do nothing while Baltimore burns....let alone Chicago.
Why not add every other American City to the list?
Hell yeah!
bill of rights posted this on the greek thread but I think it fits this one;
"rump transcript...He nails every point with the truth ill give him that.
TRUMP: Wow. Whoa. That is some group of people. Thousands.
So nice, thank you very much. That’s really nice. Thank you. It’s great to be at Trump Tower. It’s great to be in a wonderful city, New York. And it’s an honor to have everybody here. This is beyond anybody’s expectations. There’s been no crowd like this.
And, I can tell, some of the candidates, they went in. They didn’t know the air-conditioner didn’t work. They sweated like dogs.
(LAUGHTER)
They didn’t know the room was too big, because they didn’t have anybody there. How are they going to beat ISIS? I don’t think it’s gonna happen.
(APPLAUSE)
Our country is in serious trouble. We don’t have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. All the time.
(APPLAUSE)
AUDIENCE MEMBER: We want Trump. We want Trump.
TRUMP: When did we beat Japan at anything? They send their cars over by the millions, and what do we do? When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo? It doesn’t exist, folks. They beat us all the time.
When do we beat Mexico at the border? They’re laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they are beating us economically. They are not our friend, believe me. But they’re killing us economically.
The U.S. has become a dumping ground for everybody else’s problems.
(APPLAUSE)
Thank you. It’s true, and these are the best and the finest. When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we’re getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They’re sending us not the right people.
It’s coming from more than Mexico. It’s coming from all over South and Latin America, and it’s coming probably — probably — from the Middle East. But we don’t know. Because we have no protection and we have no competence, we don’t know what’s happening. And it’s got to stop and it’s got to stop fast.(APPLAUSE)
TRUMP: Islamic terrorism is eating up large portions of the Middle East. They’ve become rich. I’m in competition with them.
They just built a hotel in Syria. Can you believe this? They built a hotel. When I have to build a hotel, I pay interest. They don’t have to pay interest, because they took the oil that, when we left Iraq, I said we should’ve taken.
So now ISIS has the oil, and what they don’t have, Iran has. And in 19 — and I will tell you this, and I said it very strongly, years ago, I said — and I love the military, and I want to have the strongest military that we’ve ever had, and we need it more now than ever. But I said, “Don’t hit Iraq,” because you’re going to totally destabilize the Middle East. Iran is going to take over the Middle East, Iran and somebody else will get the oil, and it turned out that Iran is now taking over Iraq. Think of it. Iran is taking over Iraq, and they’re taking it over big league.
We spent $2 trillion in Iraq, $2 trillion. We lost thousands of lives, thousands in Iraq. We have wounded soldiers, who I love, I love — they’re great — all over the place, thousands and thousands of wounded soldiers.
And we have nothing. We can’t even go there. We have nothing. And every time we give Iraq equipment, the first time a bullet goes off in the air, they leave it.
Last week, I read 2,300 Humvees — these are big vehicles — were left behind for the enemy. 2,000? You would say maybe two, maybe four? 2,300 sophisticated vehicles, they ran, and the enemy took them.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: We need Trump now.
TRUMP: You’re right."
Good speech.
I was thinking i could vote for him, at least he is entertaining as hell..and might stumble into some good moves- he has plenty of experiance with banksters, and has fucked over a few so there is that..
and his hope to bring home jobs and stimulate the economy should work well for unions and ave middle class -if acted on..
loved the line" I will build a wall on the Southern Border and Mexico will pay for it!!" brash guy.
haaa!! so great WB ... "puts his name on buildings so the banks know where to re-possess"
This is like being asked what you want for dinner when the car is already in the Miky Ds drivethru.
It's a hard job to satirize someone who is a walking, talking, 24/7 living satire, but somebody has to do it...
Thanks WB
… and I thought it was Caitlyn Jenner !
Weasles Ripped My Flesh - Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention (Full Album)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TcfL84Kgqc
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it is a circus out here, it really is.
the doll house of the mind become all
too real.
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Tom Waits - Such a Scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SIEvZpP--8
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"there are no laws, she's made of cream,
she's such a scream." ...t.w.