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Donald "Greatest Jobs President God Ever Created" Trump Reveals $8.7 Billion Net Worth
He's back... and, according to his accountant, he's worth $8.737 billion.
"So, ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again," Trump told the crowd.
The quiet unassuming Trump added, "I will be the greatest jobs president God ever created."
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The $8.7b will be worth less than $1b by the end of his first term if he does the right thing. For this reason and the fact that he's been running for president since the 80's he'll leave the race he never entered when he's exhausted media attention.
Like Trump, and the Mafia, the USA is pathetic. And if you make your bed you will sleep in it, America. If you crawl into bed with criminals you deserve what you will get in the end.
DOWN with Ponzi USA.
He had it tough. ...being born with a golden spoon.
Up his ass.
No wonder he destroyed Bill Cosby for blasting him on TV
He may HAVE $8.737 billion but he still ain't worth monkey shit on a brick.
I had a good laugh looking at his Face when the POTUS pulled out the "Long Form" of his Birth Certificate.
I was fond of him when I lived and worked in NYC decades ago - SPY Magazine would give him a hard time whenever they'd pull off their Top 100 List.
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, so let's say you're not about the long form of BO's birth certificate.
1. Try signing your name a thousand times, it will never look exactly the same each time. But somehow the same doc that delivered a baby the day before BO was born managed to sign his signature to both birth certificates exactly the same way, right down to the pixel level.
2. When an original document is scanned as a PDF, it has at most one or two layers. The released PDF had 7 layers, which means it was altered at least five or six times.
The only reason Trump gave up on the birth certificate was that he finally realized the public didn't want to know the truth.
Ah yes. The old "this is what my accountant says I'm worth" trick. Didn't the Reichmann's use that to great effectiveness in pumping Canary Wharf back in the day? Where are they now?
Isn't that what every con-person has done since time immemorial - present an illusion so bold that everyone believes that it must be true?
Since when did we get kidnapped by aliens and dumped in a Universe based on Idiocracy?
He lost me with the bullshit about Israel and stopping Iran.... yadda yadda. The China issue is obviously more complicated than he implies also. Ron Paul runs circles around this limp dick.