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As Seen On A German TV Channel For Kids

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"Learn about the Grexit early, children, and don't become like those lazy, greedy Greeks or the bogeyman will get you..."

P.S. There are conflicting opinions on whether the Greeks are lazy: see here and here and, of course, here.

 

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Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:06 | 6202894 Bunghole
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I seem to recall something about Juden Verbotten in their past as well.

Keeping it it classy in The Fatherland.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:11 | 6202910 green sheen
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When they have to move to the North Pole and they complain about the evil Americans
https://youtu.be/8l_YrPvP7YA

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:57 | 6203084 Zirpedge
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The Fourth Reich is heavily invested in kids programming. Check out this years international cheer dance competition. Girls ages 10-16 from Guadalajara Mexico performed a routine in full on Nazi regalia. We have to admire the military precision of these adolescent girls but is it dance?..is it cheer dance? There was alot of confused silence but ultimately applause and acceptance.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/12/mexico-girls-cheer-dance-te...

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 16:59 | 6203273 teslaberry
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i saw this video was on liveleak the SSAME DAY news came out that german NATO equipment was being moved into poland. 

 

yes, please explain how the jew zionist banksters that control everything are leading germany into conflict with russia, because they are all jews 'cryptojews', bolsheviks, khazarians, neocons, neoliberals, or whatever code word we have for jews. 

 

jews jews jews. zionist zionist zionists. oh wait, antiisrael is not antisemite and anti bla balb is a;sdlfjalsd;fjaksdlj

KILL THE JEWS!!!!!!!!! HEIL KILL THE JEW MAN!

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:11 | 6202915 MonetaryApostate
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Brought to the world by the Motherland.... (aka. London Banksters Inc.)

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:20 | 6202974 kaiserhoff
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The Jew Banksters don't approve of this message.

That's the only problem.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:32 | 6203011 Gazooks
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ders no problem

 

 

if your papers are in order

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 16:34 | 6203200 Consuelo
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Vee haf vays of making you talk.

 

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:55 | 6203087 zvzzt
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Sorry, but f*ck your remark. You mean people cannot even be truthfull - or at least open - about their opinions? 

 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 18:46 | 6203626 schatzi
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I seem to recall something about Juden Verbotten in their past as well.

Keeping it it classy in The Fatherland.

 

Says Sir Bunghole with a bird's arse as avatar and misspelling German. At least make an effort if you think you're smart enough to use a foreign language. Just as this language is my third.

 

This place does attract intellectual mediocrity of late.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:06 | 6202897 Dr. Engali
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I don't get it.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:09 | 6202903 Jack Burton
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RluxwbmA524

"I don't get it" Cowboy Junkies. Popular song in the 80's especially in the UK.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:14 | 6202933 boattrash
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...Cowboy Junkies...I Love Margo!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:23 | 6202984 walküre
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It was obviously just a screen shot. KIKA is a popular German kid's TV channel. All kids shows, all the time.

They must have produced a clip that explains the kiddies why there's no money in the bank on Monday after the Grexit. Their Moms and Dads won't be able to buy any groceries, let alone buy them more toys. It will be a bit darker in Europe for a while. Don't be afraid though, the mighty Draghiman with his confetti cape will come to the rescue eventually.

Something like that maybe?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:07 | 6202898 ZippyBananaPants
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Do they also explain "Greek Style"?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 19:38 | 6203802 Kirk2NCC1701
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Popo Ficker.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:07 | 6202901 Jack Burton
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This from a German Nation that benefited from a Debt Forgiveness that saved that nation from decades of debt slavery as the post war world was sorted out? Germany's massive debt was forgiven, they were given the right to start over. Now they revert to their Nazi past. Claiming moral superiority? Really!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:15 | 6202939 Dre4dwolf
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Them Germans and their superiority. . . lol

Lets see how superior they feel when everyone leaves their shit "union" and no one buys their crap out of spite.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 17:07 | 6203286 Kaervek
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They are not really producing crap though. German engineering is pretty high quality shit.

Cheap crap is produced in Asia, and most of it bought in the US on credit. So, this shitshow is not going to end until consumer whores finally stop buying each and every shitty little plastic gadget there is.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 01:24 | 6204603 angel_of_joy
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I don't know about that. German cars of late are not only obscenely expensive, but pretty crappy too quality wise. Their Asian counterparts though are very reliable.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:19 | 6202964 disabledvet
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Well...certainly no one thinks the Greeks are going to wipe out 40 million...so that lack of fear alone probably is a net negative.

On the other hand Russia can wipe out the entire human race and capitalism doesn't care about that either so go figure.

 

Speaking of which things really are heating up in the "ostlands" today.

 

Perfect time to go long Donald Trump for President in my view.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:28 | 6203002 walküre
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We paid our dues and then some.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:36 | 6203020 nemesis2012
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You didn't pay shit-the damage to the greek economy in today's dollars is estimated at 890 billion dollars.............So, I guess its time you got to paying down your war debts!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:47 | 6203054 Wolferl
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The Greeks lost the war and loser never get payed. Get over the stupid idea that Germans owe you anything. Besides that ... what damages? What can you damage in a worthless third world country?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 16:38 | 6203209 smacker
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Wow! This is on a par with the fascist Ukraine prime minister claiming that the USSR invaded Germany.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 17:59 | 6203467 Wolferl
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In 1941 the Greek army surendered to the German army after just about 2 weeks of war. Now tell me, who won?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 18:53 | 6203642 angel_of_joy
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How about in 1944 ?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 19:03 | 6203670 Wolferl
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What happend in 1944? Did the Greek army beat the German army? Did the German army surrender to a Greek army? Not that i know. Since there was no Greek army.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 01:21 | 6204597 angel_of_joy
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In 1944 you got your ubermensch ass kicked out of Greece, among others. Or maybe that event was just another "great victory" too ?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 16:04 | 6203119 Excursionist
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Love how you're absolving the Greeks of any culpability.

We're talking about a corrupt, lazy, socialist society that seemingly believed in fairy tales like "The Free Lunch."

To hell with 'em already.  Default, nationalize what passes for banks, roll out the goddamned drachma and let the chips fall where they may.  Get on with it, lads.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 21:05 | 6204052 Charming Anarchist
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I can say the exact same thing about where I live.  I reckon anybody who lives under a banker state is in the same boat.

<<...seemingly believed in fairy tales like "The Free Lunch.">> 

Sure but statesmen told them lies. 

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I am not going to apologize for statism at any degree.  However, I am not going to blame stupid sheeple who objectively did what they were told and did so peacefully.

Everybody on this planet gets the sun's energy for free.  There is no real need for man to do much work to peacefully survive and prosper. 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 17:25 | 6203360 walküre
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What Greek economy?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 16:30 | 6203186 smacker
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Yeah...but...but...Mutti has her little shop to maintain, she needs the money. Business has been a bit slow for a couple of years: Mutti Shop

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 17:39 | 6203402 Raul44
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Really? Because from what I know they just barely finished payment for WW1 only now few years back, with WW2 toll still on due probably forever.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:10 | 6202904 JustObserving
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Maybe German TV can also explain starvation to kids:

Starvation Is The Price Greeks Will Pay For Remaining In The EU — Paul Craig Roberts

The alleged “Greek crisis” makes no sense whatsoever. It is obvious that Greece cannot with its devastated economy repay the debts that Goldman Sachs hid and then capitalized on the inside information, helping to cause the crisis. If the solvency of the holders of the Greek debt, apparently the NY hedge funds and German and Dutch banks, depends on being repaid, the European Central Bank could just follow the example of the Federal Reserve and print the money to secure the Greek debt. The ECB is already printing 60 billion euros a month to save the European financial system, so why not include Greece?

http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2015/06/15/starvation-price-greeks-will-...

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 16:21 | 6203164 Handful of Dust
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My guess is not one 7-course meal will be missed by a Greek politican or banker even in the worse event.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:12 | 6202920 Dre4dwolf
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Greeks aren't lazy, we just do twice the work, in half the amount of time, then we rest.

But sometimes the work conflicts with our schedule so we delay it a bit, preferably till after the sun goes down so we dont boil to death in the heat, most of Greece is like a desert you know, sand, thorns, rocks and shit.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Crete_Landscape_R03.jpg

 

Try and work in that environment when the sun is at its highest . . .  then get back to me about Greeks being lazy.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:21 | 6202976 Dave Thomas
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Here in Tejas, lower in lattitude than Greece, Mexicans and Rednecks work in the same sun with triple the humidity. They call Mexicans lazy too.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 18:06 | 6203502 TheReplacement
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I think a lot of people call Mexicans lazy because they can't be bothered to think or stand up for themselves.  This is why someone is always shitting on them and making them work in high temps and humidity.  They are also heavily bent toward either catholicism or crime.  Both are strictly organized from the top down so the little guys don't need to think.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:58 | 6203102 zvzzt
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1 word: airconditioning (or is that 2 words in English? Not sure, I'm a foreigner). 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:12 | 6202922 Dagny Taggart
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Makes me wonder what version of this will eventually be served up to the American youngsters.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:15 | 6202935 suteibu
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They can squeeze it in between the gender identification and the "I have two mommies" indoctrination.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:17 | 6202952 The_Dude
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And now back to our regular child propaganda programming of White Guilt, Holocaust sensationalizing, multicultural training, emasculation, and radical environmentalism.  Now with just a mild undertone of schizophrenia.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:20 | 6202970 F0ster
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My favorite is the 'Timmy, your Daddy is EU fascist' episode.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:20 | 6202972 stant
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They don't have enough youth to start another nazi youth program

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:24 | 6202983 CHX
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Kika has a daily 10 min. news show that is actually quite good and explains things in simple terms for the kids. a week or two ago they actually interviewed Schäuble about the financial troubles with greece. some other day they had something about ISIS, the drought in the west ect. I look forward to the upcoming show when they explain what has happened to the price of gold... :-)

 

here is the link: http://www.tivi.de/fernsehen/logo/artikel/44172/index.html

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:26 | 6202995 walküre
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Their "news" reporting is probably still a notch up from most American "news". Americans don't like to know what is really going on. Their government will protect them with multiple three letter agencies from the alphabet soup. Don't even get me started on BET "news"....

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:23 | 6202987 youngman
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What ..no Three Stooges....no way

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:27 | 6202997 walküre
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Where are the pandas?

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:28 | 6202998 taketheredpill
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"Lazy Greeks" is propaganda that helps deflect from the inherent problem of not having your own currency, as in "if only those Greeks weren't so lazy and worked as hard as those industrious Germans etc etc etc".

 

Although if my country was going to be invaded and I had a choice of attacker...

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 16:23 | 6203171 Excursionist
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Spoken like someone who's likely never worked with Greek nationals.

Imagine a bell curve.  The y-axis is the % of the Greek population, from 0% to 100%.  The x-axis at negative infinity represents "industrious as a Chinese coolie in the 1850's."  At positive infinity you have "would rather wallow in one's shit than walk to the toilet for a morning bowel movement."

Greece's curve today has a mean somewhere around 10^6, and the right tail is fatter than an inner city sister's ass.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:27 | 6203000 Freddie
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Germans historically did this shit to kids in fairy tales like the Brothers Grimm.  Scare the hell out of kids to get them to obey. 

The media does this to American sheep 24x7x365 as well.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 15:40 | 6203030 nemesis2012
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This is a message from the hellenic people around the world: FUCK YOU MALAKA!

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 16:08 | 6203130 Shylockracy
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"Learn about the Grexit early, children, and don't become like those lazy, greedy Greeks or the bogeyman will get you..."

Is this a quotation from the newsshow, or you are just being a click-baiting, inciting prick, Tyler?

If Kika had called Greeks lazy and Greedy, that would make the headlines of most German and European media. That being the case, and as much as I despise tax-funded media like Kika, I think you can do a lot better in terms of objectivity and humor.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 19:56 | 6203856 Wolferl
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Of course this post is a blatant fake, Shy. Some of the Tylers around here are really at the lowest level these days.

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 16:57 | 6203267 Apocalicious
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Laziness is a red herring. Energy conservation is an adaptive behavior found in all animals. No being works harder than is necessary. The problem is a maladaptive system, incentivizing little work and punishing hard work. It's merely rational to play along, until of course such an unsustainable system collapses as it inevitably will because, of course, life must be earned. 

 

Make it painful to not support yourself and amazingly, people will support themselves. 

 

Burn the whole motherfucker down. 

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 17:03 | 6203281 Consuelo
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Arbeit Macht Frei.

/s

Tue, 06/16/2015 - 19:03 | 6203673 pops
Tue, 06/16/2015 - 19:21 | 6203738 BrokusDickusMaximus
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Dusche Gel, it's not just for the tits. Er, I mean kids.

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