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The bigger they are the harder they will eventually fail... and the more taxpayer funds will be confiscated to fix them!
h/t @anatadmati
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So THAT's where all the change in my sofa wound up!
Hope and change, that is what Amerikanski is vote for.
It's Amexica, make sure you get that part right.. :P
I don't think that is mark to market
Someday I expect to get into a wrestling match with a banker over the last piece of steak in the grocery store, only to find my debit card won't work anymore at the register, then to walk out and watch my car be towed away, and finally get home after a two hour walk to discover that the locks on my house have been changed.
You sound confident about your wrestling skills, so be proactive: BBQ a banker today; and invite over the bill collector, the tow truck driver and a locksmith. Maybe a lawyer, just in case you legal representation--or another chunk of fatty meat.
Good thing America has a capitalist economic model to absorb losses like this.
Oh wait a minute, no, we don't.
I would try to avoid the wrestling if your banker happens to be Dennis Hastert.
Wise words my friend. I shall remember because the truth is stranger than fiction.
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the banker always wins
...cept for the ones who jump-out 30 story windows for fun.
Revoulution 1.0 was fought over Taxes and Gun Confiscation...
I'm wondering what Revolution 2.0 will be fought over...
The right to live
Taxes and Gun Confiscation.
Just shows mw how pussifed American's have been made....they fought a war that started over a tax on TEA ffs.
Fucking everything is taxed and taxed and taxed some more today and we do nothing but bitch.
the revolution was not over a tea tax, but the right to use our own money.
YES IT WAS.
MASSIVE TRANSFER OF WEALTH WAS THE FUCKING PLAN -& IT WORKED JUST AS PLANNED.
-Dimon, Paulson, et.al....
thank you. Of course this was the plan. Just like it is still the plan and will undoubtedly be the outcome of the next 'crisis'.
try this (WARNING: HUGELY GROSS - abcess extraction)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeMJgV75nQ
Surely that reflects all of the increase in savings and deposits from the 94.5% of the working population currently full-time employed.
Next thing you know all the Investment Bankers will be wearing Gimp masks for anonymity.
Banana Republics are only interested in one thing......more (or at least bigger) bananas.
...and they expect us to perform all the labor involved. Wouldn't want them to have to break a sweat now, would we? The fertilizer will be ground from our bones.
Everybody get bigger on free taxpayers money which the hedged at exponential levels.
so what.
when it implodes they’ll hyperinflate the debts away and they’ll become even bigger and richer.
Looting on a Large Scale made Legal.
WIth Mark to Unicorn an the trillions printed I cant believe that they arent bigger.
Someone is putting on Weight. Very American! Of course, a trillion here and a trillion there, and pretty soon you're talking real, ... uh, ... problems.
Japan should graphycally inflate/deflate on a real-time basis the red circle in their official country flag, reflecting the BoJ debt-to-GDP ratio, as shown in the pictures of this article.
This should be mandatory to be a EU member too, far all countries.
As UK has an "inflation"-invariant flag, they must maintain their EU menbership regardless of their debt and regardless of their vote on any referendum at all (bad luck, I'm sorry).
It's only a draft proposal. I'll confirm you after finishing my whiskey bottle.
Cheers.
The situation is ludicrous. The market has been rigged and the government "law enforcement" agencies are in on it. The government wants to make up new laws for the corrupt dirt bags to enforce? You gotta be kidding me.