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That platform is starting to get full... of something...

 

 

Source: Townhall.com

 

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Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:01 | 6207445 Fun Facts
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I thought it was going to be a line of schmucks grabbing their ankles for uncle Adelson.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:11 | 6207473 Supernova Born
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I would have used Trump's hair thing in the cartoon.

(but he is at least not Bush/Clinton)

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:50 | 6207581 Anusocracy
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Shouldn't they all be dunce caps?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:01 | 6207613 BlowsAgainstthe...
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Yep - they're all asshats.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 00:17 | 6208113 pgroup
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Is that the proper position for getting a dose of political viagra (i.e., money)?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 06:40 | 6208516 WOWurstupid
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All hat and no cattle is what wesay here.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 06:40 | 6208517 WOWurstupid
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All hat and no cattle is what wesay here.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:06 | 6207464 lester1
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BRING OUR JOBS BACK FROM OVERSEAS... TRUMP HAS MY VOTE !!

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:29 | 6207525 kchrisc
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Take your job back from the banksters.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

 

Well, actually, Restore your job after the banksters can no longer hold on to it do to "inadvertent head loss."

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 00:00 | 6208066 MonetaryApostate
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Actually the bank employees are about to lose their jobs, but yes the bankers need to repay us (though they never will)...

Guilty >>>   http://www.theguardian.com/business/2011/jan/19/goldman-sachs-bankers-pa...

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:30 | 6207528 Jorgen
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"BRING OUR JOBS BACK FROM OVERSEAS... TRUMP HAS MY VOTE !!"

Trump the new Perot? Ross Perot tried and (unfortunately) lost and so will Trump. Your vote does not count. The system is rigged.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:35 | 6207545 TeamDepends
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Perot did not lose, they threatened to rape then murder his entire family in front of him.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:00 | 6207611 Newsboy
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I voted for Perot.

The Bush family hated his guts and really screwed with his Texas business, removing state contracts that he managed very well, when George W. was governor.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:47 | 6207901 sonoftx
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Thank you Mr Depends. Anyone c any common sense knows that this is what was threatened. Henceforth, he literally disappeared.

By the way, I find your comments almost always spot on. Thank you.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 00:37 | 6208162 FeralSerf
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Tuesday, March 19, 2013
GHW Bush was primed to murder Ross Perot in 1992 because Perot was a threat to have GHW Bush thrown in jail over the drug trade

 

http://barrysealmurder1986jebbusholivernorth.blogspot.in/2013/03/ghw-bus...

 

http://ppia.wikia.com/wiki/Chip_Tatum

 

Dois Gene "Chip" Tatum claims to have been an assassin for George Bush who quit in 1992 after Bush ordered him to "neutralize" Ross Perot. He became active as a whistleblower in 1996 after being charged with treason, which the state blamed on a data error.

As of October 25, 2014, Aaron Wilson (global private intelligence insider-operative) revealed that Chip was leaving the USA and heading back down to South America where he has a farm and the mother of his child, after hearing from Chip directly. This however has not happened but is a projection of Chip's overall plan.

This is inline with the rumors of Jeb Bush running for President in 2016 and the threat of Chip spilling the beans on his past to interested competitors.

Having Chip off the playing field would be desirable, if Jeb does continue on this path towards continued Bush family dominance.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:07 | 6207627 kchrisc
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Perot was a ruse to make the throwing of the 1992 sheeple-census easier to throw to Bush Sr's friend, and partner in crime, CIA-Clinton.

Bush was told to fall on his sword so that the Dems. could be seen to have passed the beneficial to Zion NAFTA. Bush then very openly, and publicly reneged on his "no new taxes pledge." Something pols, especially highly intelligent and experienced ones like Bush, do not normally do. They usually lie and obfuscate the truth while doing as they please (They lie even when telling the truth.).

A CIA asset and friend, Clinton, was brought in to be the future shepherd of the NAFTA scam. However, polls indicated that Bush was not as damaged as expected, and so a friend (Also CIA asset?) of the CIA, Perot, was brought in to split the ticket in Clinton's favor. T. Roosevelt did same for Zion in 1912 to assure a Wilson installation.

Unexpectedly, Perot captured the imagination and hope of the American people, and so they had him act out a nut job conspiracy scenario to plant doubts in the American people's minds. Voilà! CIA-Clinton the newest neocon and Zion controlled manchurian candidate and puppet in the Oval Office; The American people completely unawares that they had been had once again. They still are.

Does anyone seriously believe that a man as supposedly self-made and successful as Perot picked the senile Stockdale to serve as his VP candidate?! And look into his well connected and well funded rise to wealth utilizing nothing but government contracts.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

CIA-Obama serves the same role CIA-Clinton did in the 90s. He will also play act a morality scandal, as did Clinton, designed to reinvigorate the neocons' evangelical Christian support base. Are you ready for a "dirty" blue suit jacket?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:41 | 6207748 Ginsengbull
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George H. W. Bush was director of the CIA, before he took over by being Reagans VP.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 00:03 | 6208070 MonetaryApostate
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I wouldn't be so sure Trump will lose, he actually has strong ties with the tribe....

http://www.jewishpress.com/news/breaking-news/donald-trump-running-to-be...

Besides, they like to hedge their bets, and so they spread their bets around....

Like I said on the last post, Trump does have A LOT of the banker's money, and so they have a lot invested in him already...

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:08 | 6207469 Amish FinEng
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Thank God The Amish don't have to vote for your Federal level clowns.

We fully expect jew females, aka JAP's to be running this sick country in less than 10 years. I hope the price of corn stays above $3/bushel.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:39 | 6207737 Ginsengbull
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Make corn whiskey.

 

The mushroom farms can mask the scent of the mash.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:11 | 6207480 Bear
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If Trump is a clown what is Hillary?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:16 | 6207486 Supernova Born
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What difference does it make?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:19 | 6207498 Philo Beddoe
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The next President of the USA. Get used to it. I heard they have secret plans to start building a pant suit on Mt. Rushmore. 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:26 | 6207515 Mini-Me
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Imagine how much mountain they'll need to carve out cankles to scale...

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:26 | 6207513 BlackChicken
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Hillary is SO old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:36 | 6207548 nmewn
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And to think of it, in "progressive" circles the socialist cadaver (Bernie Sanders) is making her earn it in their minds...lol.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:51 | 6207585 Newsboy
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You might not agree with Sanders, but he is honest and consistent, like Paul Wellstone was.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:57 | 6207606 Anusocracy
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So as a US Senator he admitted to being a thief and a murderer?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:52 | 6207582 Mr. Magoo
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Hillary is SO old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Good one, I have to remember for the future

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:39 | 6207542 kchrisc
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"If Trump is a clown what is Hillary?"

The next time you lift yourself up off the commode, look back into the bowl. You will see all of the candidates assembled together.

Some of them espouse peanuts, some corn, some both, and the rest nothing, but all of them are, at their cores, the same thing.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

 

Now that's a metaphor that sticks.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:44 | 6207565 InsaneAngloWarLord
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A cunt.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:44 | 6207566 InsaneAngloWarLord
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A cunt.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:03 | 6207621 Bananamerican
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my kingdom for a cunt?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:24 | 6207689 Bear
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I would love to see the Great C&C Debate

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:26 | 6207514 kchrisc
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Similar scene one day around my guillotine.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:28 | 6207524 Dragon HAwk
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if you think  pictures of the  blue dress were worth millions, imagine what photos of hitllary munching carpet would be worth..

  yes NSA it's just sick Humor go back to Bed..,   hang on door bell is  ringing..

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:00 | 6207612 Anusocracy
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Billions in antiemetic sales.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:34 | 6207538 nmewn
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Well, its true, senators, retired senators, another bush and this idiot Trump.

Senators have zero executive experience, I like Rand but he has no executive experience, just like Obama and that worked out swell didn't it?

Why don't they just throw their support behind the other corporate fascist (Hillary!, who also has zero executive experience and is a former "senator") and get this charade over with?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:56 | 6207603 Mr. Magoo
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In the end it does not matter, they are all in the same club and none of us are in it. Whoever TPTB select is the next one to take the helm of this crumbling empire, if we even make it that far  

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:14 | 6207846 TheReplacement
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Hasn't Rand run a small business as well as a statewide association?

What we should have for government is a representative stock of everyday professions not limited to lawyers and "businessmen".  We used to have everything from doctors to soldiers and they tended to represent the people and places they were from, not their professions. 

On the otherhand, I would ban software engineers.  Having worked with enough of them to come up with the term "fuzzy teeth crowd" as a descriptor I can vouch for the fact, FACT I tell you, that we do not want them anywhere near the controls.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 06:29 | 6208499 Arnold
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Citizen governance rather than professional government.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:35 | 6207541 I Write Code
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Trump is my guy as of now, until he says something stupid enough to lose me.  Probably won't take long, but I'm giving him a go.  Of course, voting in California is even more meaningless than most places, but maybe Trump will offer supporters a barbeque rally down on his golf course and I'll get something out of it.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:02 | 6207620 dreadnaught
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HE promises the same pie in the sky that they all do. Just another politician

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:47 | 6207768 I Write Code
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He's already said some shit, he said more in his announcement speech, but I'm giving him one more chance.  It's not like anyone should *believe* anything he says any more than they do for any other politician, it's just a test to see if he can beat his gums at all without saying something so stupid or offensive (to me) that I got to give it up.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:16 | 6207848 TheReplacement
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Trump campaign bumpersticker:

 

 

Vote For Trump

Do it for the lolz

 

*Not that that makes him any worse than ANY of the rest.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:59 | 6207800 NoWayJose
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The main reason I like Trump is that he has his own ideas about what should be done, rather than most candidates who just listen to and follow their orders.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:35 | 6207544 the grateful un...
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yeah i wonder if hillary would put on a blue dress and perform fellatio on her husband in the oval office, just to square the circle.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:17 | 6207851 TheReplacement
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Bill Clinton just threw up in his mouth.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 20:46 | 6207568 Reaper
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Get smart. Who's league is Trump in? The 0.001%. What's the M.O.? Multiple candidates dilute the opposition to Jeb. Jeb vs Hillary means the 0.001% wins. How did Lindsey
win in SC?

All politics is theater for the gullible. Trump empathizes with you? Is trust your opiate?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:17 | 6207661 Caleb Abell
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"How did Lindsey win in SC?"

 

He got 98 percent of the gay vote.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:02 | 6207617 taketheredpill
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It's interesting that the media has got the script that Trump is an idiot and not worthy of the leadership but somehow Jeb and Hillary are ok.

Trump may say some stupid things but unless he started with $20 Billion and turned it into $9 B he isnt that stupid.

 

I think media really wants to toroedo Trump because he has the potential to be independent since he already has a fortune.

 

He may be batshit crazy but he is independent batshit crazy and that is what really scares the media.

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 06:32 | 6208505 Arnold
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Mit Romney vs The Donald

 

 

Discuss

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:12 | 6207650 doctor10
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Trump has the ability to make the media irrelevant

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:30 | 6207707 BlussMann
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Sorry, but the Majik Mulatto has alread done that. Actually, Trump has made more sense than any of the other stooges - but my memory of Trump is that he jumps in as a spoiler for some other candidate - but who in this case ? I mean, they're all shit.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:15 | 6207656 Bunga Bunga
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The more clowns are lined up, the better the idiot looks like. That's the presidential race in a nutshell.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:20 | 6207670 ISEEIT
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As I understand it, h.w. bush was essentially forced on reagan.

Once h.w became 'president'....The N.W.O went into a new phase.

I personally observed the 'media' treatment of h.w. VS.  slick william the (sociopath) clinton..

The debates were a poorly executed joke. It was transparent that h.w. intentionally played along to throw the election to slick.

 

Slick and his bitch hillary are pure evil operatives of the cabal orchestrating this madness. As we all know, another bush became the 'president' following willy's performance.

*consider and contemplate the 'media' role in all of this*

Then we have obozo..

Nough said....See a pattern? It goes from plausible to surreal. This guy barry (or whatever he calls himself) is hands down the most insidious perversion of reality (entirely delivered and propped up by deciet on a scale nearly incomprehensible by a media clearly targeting America for destruction) concievable.

 

Trump is just part of the show. His role is to cement in the 'minds' of typical American useful idiots that all things 'conservative' are a fucking reality TV joke.

 

Hillary is going to walk away with the election and she is the closer.

It's over.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:39 | 6207731 Thirtyseven
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The elections will go down like this:

"I love Israel the most."

"Nu Uh, I love Israel the most"

"Israel is our GREATEST ALLY, and the only democracy (lie) in the middle east!"

"Pfft, clearly based upon my record I love Israel more than all the other candidates at this debate"

"LIAR! I love Israel the most and the American Sh...er People know it"

"Well I once let BiBi stick his Shalom up my pooper, so clearly I love Israel the most"

"WE NEED TO NUKE IRAN!!! MUH MUH BECAUSE REASONS"

"I TOTALLY AgREE, but I still love Israel more than that guy, in fact I'll send ten thousand American soldiers to their deaths for Israel"

"We I will send one hundred thousand to their deaths if that's what it takes and I will never pull out"

"That's what she said, I'll send SIX MILLION Americans to their deaths if that's what it takes to protect Israel.

And that my fellow posters/readers, is an American presidential primary debate.  More to follow in the general.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:45 | 6207760 thebigunit
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So, what are we all supposed to do with the postings from the nihilists who insist on haranguing us with what they DON'T believe, what they think is a lie, or what they're sure is NOT TRUE?

How about posting something that IS true.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:10 | 6207835 Bollixed
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Ok, here ya go...your vote doesn't mean squat.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 23:20 | 6207970 Monetas
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There are 320 million Americans .... how many 1/320 millionths should your vote be worth ....  before you think it's a tad more than squat ? Your vote, your work for your candidate, your financial assistance, your outspokeness, your influence over others .... there are so many ways to increase your participation in the political process .... or you can squat in a corner !

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 06:35 | 6208508 Arnold
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I completely endorse Hillary for POTUS 2016.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:48 | 6207772 NoWayJose
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There will be a lot of money raised in this election, but the large number of candidates will divide that up. Anyone finishing 5th or worse in the first two state votes is done for.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:05 | 6207822 DriveByLurker
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Maybe this is the election cycle when we should just admit we are incapable of governing ourselves, and then beg the U.K. to take us back as a colony.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 22:11 | 6207839 sunkeye
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Douches are wild. 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 23:10 | 6207955 Monetas
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Trump is the most likeable .... candid .... natural .... real person .... since our beloved Gipper .... we hunger for a real person .... he may not be the ideal Libertarian loser .... but, he is a winner .... and I trust his common sense and life experience !

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 12:10 | 6209831 Quantum Darwinism
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That was sarcasm right?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 23:26 | 6207982 Monetas
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As a President .... Trump wouldn't be afraid of Rush Limbaugh .... I think Rush might even get an invite .... to the White House .... how refreshing !

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 23:27 | 6207989 SquadronVBF94
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Given that Townhall is an establishment Republican mouthpiece, that they are frightened of a loose cannon like Trump should surprise no one.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 06:40 | 6208511 Arnold
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Loose cannons are common during battle.

 

He is cabinet level material at the very least, if he could stand the pay cut and throwing up in his mouth a  bit every morning.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 07:53 | 6208659 roadhazard
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News reports now saying Trump paid supporters $50 bucks each to hold signs, yell and scream at his announcement.

 

roflmao, what a fucking clown.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 08:37 | 6208852 gcjohns1971
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I will vote for George Washington.

There is nothing in the Constitution that says Presidential Candidates (or the President) must be alive.

I believe he is truly the best candidate.

Has left us ample speaches for any occasion.

He won't sign or propose any of the insanity passing as 'Bills' before the congress these days.

He won't issue a single executive order.

We already have empty suits.

Why not give empty offices a try?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:32 | 6210646 xizang777
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They are ALL better than Mr. Hope & Change.

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