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Israeli Flight Bound For NYC U-Turns Mid-Atlantic

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El Al Israel Airlines Flight #7 bound for New York City (from Tel Aviv) has, as AirLive.net reports, U-turn'd abruptly as it entered The Atlantic and appears to be heading back to Israel. Some details are being reported that there is a problem with one engine... which is odd because they are so far from Tel Aviv, why not land "safely" somewhere and seek repairs?

 

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Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:40 | 6205661 This is it
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Pilot for his wallet, happens to all of us. That's all.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:41 | 6205671 Haus-Targaryen
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Engine problem and the asshole is trying to fly back to Israel -- 4 hours away?  Fuck that, land me a CDG in 20 minutes.  

What an asshole.  

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:43 | 6205683 taketheredpill
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Must have security protocols if they land at unsecure location terrorists will swarm the aircraft.

 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:47 | 6205702 Freedom In Your...
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Pretty sure it's just a case of the passengers finding out the flight snacks were non-kosher. Completely unacceptable so they had to turn around.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:51 | 6205731 Looney
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The stewardesses must’ve realized that the plane took off WITHOUT pilots. ;-)

Looney

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:58 | 6205774 Billy the Poet
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Israelis exercising the "right of return," something they promised to the Palestinians but never fulfilled.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:32 | 6205949 MonetaryApostate
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Who gives a flying f_k?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:30 | 6206199 Amish FinEng
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Exactly. Trolling for jew hate?

You too can be on 'The List'.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:14 | 6206368 TerminalDebt
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Female Flight Attendants probably didnt wear heels until all the passemgers were aboard.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:55 | 6206517 HowdyDoody
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This has happened before to flight LY75 Tel Aviv to Hong Kong. It was subject to a media blackout in Israel.

http://www.richardsilverstein.com/2012/07/22/el-al-flight-recalled-to-is...

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:54 | 6205735 Deathrips
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The pilot realized that he dropped a scheckel while getting dressed in the morning, hes got to go get it, he thinks his wife may steal it.

 

The horror.

 

RIPS

 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:01 | 6205792 HonkyShogun
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Or maybe airplane maintenance costs too much?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:10 | 6205839 crazytechnician
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These can still fly safely on one engine. 747 has 4 engines , one down is not that uncommon and certainly not a serious risk.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:40 | 6205986 Max Steel
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what if they are flying airbus 320 sharklets ?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:14 | 6206129 crazytechnician
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A320 has 2 engines so they would have to make an emergency landing at the nearest suitable airfield. Anyways A320 is not suitable for trans-altantic they cannot carry enough fuel.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:21 | 6205902 walküre
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maintenance facilities at CDG aren't kosher

too many muslim engineers

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:42 | 6206241 Hal n back
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if just one engine--then they go back to Israel and have a substitte plane and crew , can fix exhine more easily there AAND they cannot fly over ocean with only 3 of 4 engines.

 

so my guess is hat its more logistical and business issues.

 

 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:57 | 6206525 neidermeyer
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They have protocols to follow.. they returned over land , not water and were never more than xx minutes away from a usable airstrip... I just scanned the FAA regs for a 747-400 http://fsims.faa.gov/wdocs/mmel/b-747-400_r29.htm and found that the requirements for flight differ wildly based on the engines fitted ,, Pratt and GE seem to be more reliable than Rolls... just like all the "British Electrics" jokes we've all heard for the last 50 years the RR engines can fly with various fault codes and failures in the electronic engine management systems  ,, seemingly because they seem to put out a lot of false faults...

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:58 | 6205771 HonkyShogun
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Can you imagine the complaining?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:19 | 6205896 walküre
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El Al has a hydraulic wall on board that rises from the subfloor of the plane between the aisles.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:10 | 6206114 Bokkenrijder
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A story about nothing, and out come the anti-semites again, like cockroaches.

p.s. it wasn't even CLOSE to being "mid-Atlantic" but by the looks of it, just before the MNPS part of the flight: http://www.turbulenceforecast.com/atlantic_westbound_tracks.php

Good decision of the crew to return, instead of dumping fuel and landing somewhere without adequate maintanance facilities, hotels for the passengers, and requiring a replacement aircraft to be ferried in.

Unfortunately all the "financial experts" here are still pissed off with gold at $1200, so they need a highly emotional story ("mid-Atlantic") and anti-semitism story to vent their frustration. 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:28 | 6206412 readmylips
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'anti-semetic'

 

Nice job wattering down that "shut down the conversation" term. Its a simple joke about a wall coming up on the plane? rly? You do know about that big wall over in israel, right?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:35 | 6206426 Kirk2NCC1701
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Not agreeing or disagreeing, but you're wrong on the alleged "anti-semites" part.

Palestinians are Semites also.  Look it up, deal with it. 

And accept that this article is an easy journalistic tidbit for click-baiting for site stats.  Some of the lines are pretty funny though, if you have ANY sense of humor.

p.s. Lemme guess...

They were offering Whine & Cheese on the flight, but ran out of Cheese.  The Whine you hear, is not from the engine.  Repeat: Not an engine whine.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:12 | 6206125 Squid Viscous
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well at least someone's gonna get a good deal on Carole King the Musical tix tonight

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:41 | 6205668 onewayticket2
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they must have also left "two passengers" at the gate...

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:42 | 6205675 taketheredpill
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engine

 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:52 | 6205685 ParkAveFlasher
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Bright and sunny day in NYC.  Targets galore, eh Bibby?  I'm the guy at 350 5th Avenue giving you the finger, about 18 floors up.  Come get it.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:44 | 6205689 lawyer4anarchists
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Well the only thing we can ever actually KNOW about why this happened is that whatever they tell is DIDN'T happen. You can cross that one off the list. lol  Because they lie about everything.  lol   http://www.thetruthaboutthelaw.com/yes-they-constantly-lie-to-you-learn-...

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:54 | 6205748 Payne
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An engine problem would normaly have you land at nearest safe airfield.  A Maintence ferry pilot would then fly the aircraft back to base without passengers.  Maintence base is probably not Tel Aviv.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:31 | 6205930 walküre
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They could have continued to NY instead of turning around at the half way point. Better maintenance in NY. Or even get her to Gander.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/12/17/ua28-flight_n_6340096.html

http://www.bizjournals.com/chicago/news/2015/06/15/united-airlines-mum-o...

 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:01 | 6206075 Max Cynical
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I'm not sure 3 engines on a 747 constitutes an emergency. I read about a BA flight that had just taken off from LAX for London when they lost an engine. The flight continued on to London on 3 engines.

Here's the article...

Jet Flies On With One Engine Out Despite LAX takeoff malfunction, British Airways pilot continues nonstop trip to London. The 747 lands safely but short of its destination.

"The procedure [continuing a flight on three engines] is within our normal operating protocols."

http://articles.latimes.com/2005/mar/01/local/me-britair1

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:37 | 6206185 Bokkenrijder
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Exactly, as long as it's not "severe engine damage" (i.e. fire, smoke, vibrations, no remaining N1, N2 indications, loud bang etc) it's no problem to continue back to Tel Aviv on the 3 remaining engines. Should another engine flame out then this would consitute an emergency, and over the remaining route back to TLV there would be plenty of alternate airports available to land a 747. Continuing over the Atlantic however would not be a safe option.

A simple flame out (perhaps due to a problem with the EEC, Electronic Engine Control), although extremely rare, do happen and the failed engine will just windmill leading to an increased fuel burn. Another reason for the increased fuel burn will be the fact that the optimum altitude can not be reached on those 3 remaining engines with a full load of passengers and cargo.

People here, just like elsewhere, seem to be brainwashed by the mainstream media by reading all those "jet makes emergency landing" headlines and the blatant and emotional anti-semitism here is outright scary. And you guys are supposed to have a rational view of the economy? Hahaha, what a bunch of amateurs here! Yeah go ahead, minus me with negative fiat kudos, you red neck dumb fucks!

Maintanance, dumping fuel, putting the passengers in hotels, delays, missed connections, flying in a replacement aircraft is very expensive, so from the sound of it it probably was a sensible commercial and safe decision of the crew to burn the excess fuel (instead of dumping) by returning to TLV.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:38 | 6206230 farflungstar
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Fuck Israel and every twat waffle who can't take jokes and cries about antisemitism. Christ almighty, 99,000 other websites where they can't blow israel and jews hard enough, and you come here to complain?

I sure hope you are a jew, because anyone who cares this much and is not HAS to be some kind of dogshit Zionist asshole.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:46 | 6205700 Seasmoke
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Go back there. And stay there.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:48 | 6205712 roadhazard
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Well at least we know it's not engine problems, huh ZH.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:51 | 6205727 Who was that ma...
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Pilot just realized he left the stove on at home.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:01 | 6205787 Billy the Poet
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And the Palestinians inside were way overdone.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 16:40 | 6206882 Who was that ma...
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That's not possible.  The crispier the better.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:46 | 6205744 Squid Viscous
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some nice Israeli realized he wasn't getting credit for the miles and demanded a uturn

 

Off topic: maybe a little early but I just had a Klinghoffer: two shots and a splash

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:55 | 6205752 autofixer
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If they had an issue prior to the Equal Time Point (Mechanical, medical, etc.) they will divert to their enroute alternate, perhaps Shannon or Dublin.  It happens all of the time.  

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:57 | 6205763 OneTinTrooper
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Are we to expect similar reports when other international flights are turned around?  Or did ZH just blow its cover?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 11:58 | 6205770 Jack Daniels Esq
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At least there are no Krauts looking for the Alps, again

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:03 | 6205803 The Delicate Genius
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hope they land safely, etc but why is this a story here?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:11 | 6205845 thisnonesense
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The Delicate Genius - the story is here to give all the trolling antisemites on ZH something to drivel about. They need to blame someone for their misfortune and misery so the Jews are a perfect go to.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:28 | 6205934 BlindMonkey
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I once saw a mock trial of Lee Harvey Oswald with F. Lee Baily as the defense and Rudy Guilani as the prosecutor.  F. Lee was waxing poetic about how Oswald was the perfect patsy.  Great oratory and arguement.

 

 

This was demolished in about 15 sec by Rudy who simply said "He looks like the perfect patsy because he is exactly the guy that would do it!"  

 

So, when you talk abou the Jews being the perfect go to for blame think about that, maybe, just maybe, they are.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:53 | 6206047 Billy the Poet
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The "delicate genius" line comes from Seinfeld as does this:

 

Yeah, I got some family backstage. Course my family's nuts; they're crazy. Yep. My uncle Leo, I had lunch with him the other day, he's one of these guys that anything goes wrong in life, he blames it on anti-Semitism. You know what I mean, the spaghetti's not al dente? Cook's an anti-Semite. Loses a bet on a horse. Secretariat? Anti-Semitic. Doesn't get a good seat at the temple. Rabbi? Anti-Semite.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:20 | 6206164 Vooter
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"They need to blame someone for their misfortune and misery so the Jews are a perfect go to."

But why is that? Why not blame Buddhists, or Ecuadorans?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:16 | 6206371 Don Diego
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were the last three Fed chairs Ecuadorians?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 21:54 | 6207786 readmylips
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Because God knows the jews havent done anything to harm others. no daily sport killings for the past 50 years. no unbearable reparations that prompted germany toward ww2. no hand at all in the 2008 financial crisis. no hand at all in the upper workings of America's government that we all love to hate. Not to mention their involvement, via proxy as is their usual modus operandi, on Golgatha.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:43 | 6206244 farflungstar
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and also don't forget it gives those bored hasbarats with nothing else to do a white hat and a flowing cape to rush madly to the defense of the saintly and holy jew wherever real or perceived "antisemitism" might lurk. Cause Gawd knows, no one should have a beef about them at all, ever. 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:41 | 6205991 Alvin Fernald
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Some readers here note the connection between airplanes and some countries in the middle east.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:04 | 6205806 kchrisc
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One of the Dancing Mossad forgot their carry on?

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:54 | 6206054 Billy the Poet
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Dancing with the Stars of David followed by UnAmerican Idol and of course Big Brother.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:08 | 6205830 youngman
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Whats wrong with New York...lots of nice people there...good bagels...

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:43 | 6206000 DutchBoy2015
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Jew York is a shithole of Wiggers and KIKES

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:15 | 6206344 Amish FinEng
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Exactly. It's important on jew-bait treads to give it your all. Be creative, venomous, and passionate.

Come on, now everyone give it a try. It's fun.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:57 | 6206526 Squid Viscous
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say "we have some planes" in your thickest Israeli accent... and see if it sounds like the 9/11 ATC tape.

give it a try. It's fun.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:46 | 6205844 European on my ...
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Ben Yippyyahoo suddenly realised hasn't got 'Ticking Bomb placards"
To scare bejesus out of UN.
No crayons on board to draw a new one !!!

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:13 | 6205852 Toolshed
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Obviously a nonsense reason since making a u-turn bleeds off lots of momentum and speed. Not to mention there were a gazillion better options than returning to Tel Aviv in the event of such an emergency at that point in the flight.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:15 | 6205877 SpanishGoop
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Forgot the inflight nuts.

O wait, coming from Tel Aviv.

 

 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:22 | 6205907 L Bean
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I lol'd

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:24 | 6205921 walküre
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Landing at 2220. Back in Tel Aviv. Not anywhere in between to fix the engine problem. 4 hours back as opposed to going 4 hours further.

Can only mean one thing:

Police and Mossad standing ready to enter the plane and escort one or more individuals off the plane

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:30 | 6205942 SumTing Wong
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I believe we have a winner here.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:30 | 6205943 BlindMonkey
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That was exactly my guess.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:43 | 6205999 Squid Viscous
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Or onto the plane...like the "underwear bomber" was escorted onto the plane by two nice older gents

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 15:00 | 6206534 HowdyDoody
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This has happened before to flight LY75 Tel Aviv to Hong Kong. It was subject to a media blackout in Israel.

http://www.richardsilverstein.com/2012/07/22/el-al-flight-recalled-to-israel-after-security-alert/

 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 16:04 | 6206749 Fourmyle
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Or there were going to be police / NSA waiting to esscort someone off at NY that Tel Aviv didn't intend. For most it would be likely that a simple request to hold for extradition would be enough. Does sound like politics is more likely then air safety.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:35 | 6205958 Yen Cross
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  The aircraft has 4 engines(747). I call bullocks on the engine excuse. Maybe they forgot to pick up John "Kohn" Kerry after he broke his other leg?

 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:38 | 6205976 DutchBoy2015
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I love to see an El-Al aircraft get the Lockerbie treatment.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:54 | 6206052 Squid Viscous
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or the Mossad "we have some planes" treatment...

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 12:52 | 6206040 Fun Facts
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Still waiting for Netanyahoo to pull MH370 twin out of his garage.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:20 | 6206167 _SILENCER
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Curious if these airliner tracking sites show the chemtrail planes when they're out doing their thing

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:27 | 6206170 clade7
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..'Big Anus the Diarretic' strikes again!

 

The forward shidder walls are spackled with colon blow!  Just not kosher...this damn guy is like the Leonardo Decaprio 'catch me if you can excrement extruder extrodinaire!"...

 

TSA ought to be checking each and every asshole for evidence ala SouthPark..'Lemme check yer asshole'..

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:28 | 6206194 IndianaJohn
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The plane made a jew-turn overThe Atlantic? Amazing! 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:41 | 6206236 Amish FinEng
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So many aeronautical engineers on http://www.zerohedge.com.

Who would have known?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:51 | 6206271 large_wooden_badger
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"Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane! Everybody strap in! I'm about to open some fuckin' windows."

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 13:56 | 6206288 HandyCrapper
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They can't land anyplace except NYC and Tel Aviv because the jews have no friendly borders.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 15:08 | 6206550 Squid Viscous
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Not enough fuel to make LAS... Wynn and Adelson would welcome them

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:00 | 6206301 large_wooden_badger
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Who forgot the Dramamine? Sue the shit out of them!

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:13 | 6206363 HandyCrapper
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Bokkenridjer...chill out...everyone hates Jews ...get over it.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:16 | 6206364 HandyCrapper
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Bokkenridjer...

 

How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?

 

He installs a parking meter on the roof 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:52 | 6206507 large_wooden_badger
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Ho ho ho? Oy oy oy!

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:45 | 6206488 I Write Code
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Well, it's three hours back to Tel Aviv.  Maybe there's another aircraft there they can load the passengers into.  Or they could land in Paris, fly the plane back to Tel Aviv empty, and fly the empty plane from Tel Aviv to Paris to pick up the passengers and continue to New York.

But that would involve another landing and take-off with a damaged plane.  I'm no expert, and I'm sure I wouldn't be a happy passenger either, but I guess this doesn't sound that unlogical.  Well, they probably could get it fixed in Paris, or fix it themselves in Paris, but would rather do it back home.  Marginal.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 18:25 | 6207198 Raul44
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If plane was really damaged, believe me its in everyone interest to land as quick as only possible. Would you rather stay on plane longer risking your life for little less convenience? Would be in the interest of flying company to risk plane loss and reputation?

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:50 | 6206501 Raul44
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Flight 302, please cancel your flight and return immediately, we plan to nuke NYC with assistance of mossad to justify war on several other countries, please return for your safety - now.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 14:51 | 6206505 large_wooden_badger
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Another terrorist asshole has committed an unforgiveable act of diabolic-metabolistic-gastrointestinal warfare on unsuspecting passengers and crew. But on this flight it will be much harder to find the culprit, since nobody from Tel Aviv has recently showered.

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 16:36 | 6206855 asfffasfff
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we cant land in france    

its not kosher enough

 

please provide us a kosher airport

 

joke aside, its well known we jews are greedy, so we cant pay for a landing on your airport, even for 5$

give money to the goyim and nintedoyahoo will never forgive you

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 16:44 | 6206902 One of these is...
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IF you look at that flight radar site, for some reason the israeli arcraft seem to be always flying about 100 Kts faster than the equivalents of other nations...

If you just click on a plane that interests you adn it tells you a b lot about it including how fast it is flying adn at what altitude.

Like for like the Israelis DO seem to be going faster.

http://www.flightradar24.com/IBE6253/68d8efe

 

Wed, 06/17/2015 - 18:02 | 6207131 DutchBoy2015
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