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Ouroboros for the win!
Lie --> Lie again --> Lie some more
They left out the "Get a Unicorn for Free" Square!
PS So this morning I turned on CNBS (highly unusual activity anymore, let alone watch it) to hear Santelli when the data came out. That guy Joe Whateverhisname is asked a guest a question and then proceeded to talk over him.
Brian Williams is going to MSNBC.
Tragedy.
Should anchor CNBS with all sorts of Bullshit Stories.
Unicorn investment advice. Candy Mountain.
Lies man Liesman
Josh Earnest. John Cantlie. The Matrix has a sense of humor.
buy all the things! what could possibly go wrong?
LIESman....paging LIESman
paging lies man.
The ever fewer schmucks still tuning in need a pep talk.
The only peace I have at this point is knowing that when this all comes unglued, these same talking heads who think they are on some kind of "winning" team will be cowering in the corner of their Manhattan penthouses and the only thing they hear are the gnashing of teeth outside their door from the people who are there to devour their souls. Cannon fodder. Nothing else
When it all goes to shit the Ministry of Truth will sweep up all of the talking heads and place them at regional offices for 24 hour a day "truth updates "
A Ross Dorkin is being fitted for his SS uniform. Squik has a Buffet bathtub attendant job lined up.
All they need to do now is turn that graphic into and anomated gif.
Fortunately I never watch this shitshow anymore. I challenged Liesman via email a few times and he actually responded,like an imbecile. but he responded. I no longer feel I have enough years left in my life to waste them on cunts like those working for state owned news channels
I watch CNBC and I like it especially when Santilli rips Liesman a new ass hole each and every time and Liesman is too stupid to realize that Rick is literally devouring him in front of the entire viewership of what...one (at least me). LOL
Factually, "inflation" won't "pick up" until after rates rise.
The ongoing rising rates will be the cause of the rising prices of daily values.
Rates rise, marginal producers fold, supply goes offline, prices rise, rates are forced higher to stave off rising prices, more marginal producers fold...repeat, repeat, repeat.
Liesman, yes he lies. The show, yes an instrument of the state. However, I like Rick Santelli-san. I believe he gets it in as much as intervention and steering of the once upon a time free market are bullshit and creates more problems than it solves. And his name ends in a vowel. So I'm predisposed to trust him. That's just me.
I watch at 6:32 am to see the leg segment with Becky showing off her gams sitting between Joe and the other idiot. No sound of course.
The discourse is always nauseating (therefor no sound) but the discomfort of Becky being parlayed as a sex object is priceless. She knows this about her but that freak Joe does not get it, he keeps japping as if anybody gave a shit what he says.
Just like WWF. Lots of posing, posturing, theatrics and make pretend. Amusing, but no substance.