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2015 CNBC Talking-Head Survival Flow-Chart

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Don't think, buy! Here's why...

 

 

Source: Alhambra Investment Partners

 

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Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:32 | 6211702 OldPhart
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Ouroboros for the win!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:35 | 6211713 lordylord
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Lie --> Lie again --> Lie some more

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:43 | 6211732 knukles
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They left out the "Get a Unicorn for Free" Square!

PS  So this morning I turned on CNBS (highly unusual activity anymore, let alone watch it) to hear Santelli when the data came out.  That guy Joe Whateverhisname is asked a guest a question and then proceeded to talk over him. 

Brian Williams is going to MSNBC.
Tragedy.
Should anchor CNBS with all sorts of Bullshit Stories.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:03 | 6211791 Manipuflation
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Unicorn investment advice.  Candy Mountain.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:27 | 6211881 SenselessPanic
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Lies man Liesman

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:59 | 6212001 conscious being
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Josh Earnest. John Cantlie. The Matrix has a sense of humor.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:33 | 6211703 ted41776
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buy all the things! what could possibly go wrong?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:34 | 6211709 Groundhog Day
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LIESman....paging LIESman

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:58 | 6211998 Fun Facts
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paging lies man.

The ever fewer schmucks still tuning in need a pep talk.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:36 | 6211716 Black Rifle
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The only peace I have at this point is knowing that when this all comes unglued, these same talking heads who think they are on some kind of "winning" team will be cowering in the corner of their Manhattan penthouses and the only thing they hear are the gnashing of teeth outside their door from the people who are there to devour their souls. Cannon fodder. Nothing else

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:47 | 6211736 booboo
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When it all goes to shit the Ministry of Truth will sweep up all of the talking heads and place them at regional offices for 24 hour a day "truth updates "
A Ross Dorkin is being fitted for his SS uniform. Squik has a Buffet bathtub attendant job lined up.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:44 | 6211742 chisler
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All they need to do now is turn that graphic into and anomated gif.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:48 | 6211749 Berspankme
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Fortunately I never watch this shitshow anymore. I challenged Liesman via email a few times and he actually responded,like an imbecile. but he responded. I no longer feel I have enough years left in my life to waste them on cunts like those working for state owned news channels

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:13 | 6211829 CHC
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I watch CNBC and I like it especially when Santilli rips Liesman a new ass hole each and every time and Liesman is too stupid to realize that Rick is literally devouring him in front of the entire viewership of what...one (at least me).  LOL

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:24 | 6211868 OC Sure
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Factually, "inflation" won't "pick up" until after rates rise.

The ongoing rising rates will be the cause of the rising prices of daily values. 

Rates rise, marginal producers fold, supply goes offline, prices rise, rates are forced higher to stave off rising prices, more marginal producers fold...repeat, repeat, repeat. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:32 | 6212288 HYMN
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Liesman, yes he lies. The show, yes an instrument of the state. However, I like Rick Santelli-san. I believe he gets it in as much as intervention and steering of the once upon a time free market are bullshit and creates more problems than it solves. And his name ends in a vowel. So I'm predisposed to trust him. That's just me.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:49 | 6212363 bytebank
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I watch at 6:32 am to see the leg segment with Becky showing off her gams sitting between Joe and the other idiot. No sound of course.

The discourse is always nauseating (therefor no sound) but the discomfort of Becky being parlayed as a sex object is priceless. She knows this about her but that freak Joe does not get it, he keeps japping as if anybody gave a shit what he says.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:54 | 6212378 VW Nerd
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Just like WWF.  Lots of posing, posturing, theatrics and make pretend.  Amusing, but no substance.

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