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Another Day, Another US Dollar Flash Crash

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You know things are illiquid, turmoiling, insane, entirely non-human odd, when the world's reserve currency flash-crashes on a regular basis...

 

 

And a close up...

 

Source: @NanexLLC

 

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Thu, 06/18/2015 - 08:53 | 6208930 Oh regional Indian
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It always begins with a whimper and ends with bang....

from uhhhhh.....to ohhhhh...to OOOOHHHH FUCKKKKK.....

like that...

old pattern...

May the dollar die ingloriously....kicked and spat and crushed into it's worthless reality....

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:01 | 6208953 Truthseeker2
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How could the $ not tumble with an imminent Greek default in less than 2 weeks?
U.S. investment banks have HUGE exposure, esp. on the derivative side! 

 

Greece in default if debt deadline missed, says Lagarde

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:02 | 6208969 maskone909
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been a while since ive visited my ZH brethren. I must say things seem to be really heating up now! Project mayhem in full swing

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 11:03 | 6209483 mvsjcl
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That must of been the exact nanosecond that some important economic statistic was being computed, using the figure at the very bottom as the metric, of course. Look! Everything's rosy!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 11:25 | 6209582 MonetaryApostate
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Just watch the GBP, just like in 2008, up and up it went, and all other currency kept going down & down and down, markets shortly started tanking thereafter...

http://www.investing.com/currencies/eur-usd  <<< The GBP affects the USD & 99.9% of all other currencies as well....

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:02 | 6208972 eclectic syncretist
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Federal Reserve policy official theme song for the US dollar...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fdZWbIsrFk

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 10:07 | 6209274 ThirteenthFloor
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I prefer the dead skunk treatment, stink in' to high heaven.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu5hzc2Mei4

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 10:11 | 6209278 ThirteenthFloor
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Little dutch boy must have his finger in the dike.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 10:09 | 6209281 ThirteenthFloor
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Double post. I beg your pardon.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:07 | 6208994 Squid-puppets a...
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Lagarde used the word 'default' ?  I thought default was a relic of Capitalism... no one defaults ever in the new Deficitism

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:35 | 6209130 Oh regional Indian
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Deficitism...*Golf Clap*

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 11:26 | 6209619 MonetaryApostate
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Defi what?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:18 | 6209045 Eternal Complainer
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"How could the $ not tumble with an imminent Greek default in less than 2 weeks?...."

What i don't understand is the sudden rise in gold price?
WTF?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:59 | 6209240 lakecity55
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The quick rise in Au is interesting.

I bought some on the downside, but it fell off the pickup truck somewhere.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:39 | 6209147 LoneStarHog
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Tumble in what might appear an orderly fashion is one thing.  Flash crashes are a whole other story.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 11:04 | 6209488 PartysOver
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U.S. investment banks have HUGE exposure, esp. on the derivative side!

Anyone have a source for this statment?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:00 | 6208961 eclectic syncretist
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It's simply following the laws of thermodynamics and proceeding towards its ultimate equilibrium value: zero.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:03 | 6208980 maskone909
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love the smell of intropy in the marnin'

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:05 | 6208986 maskone909
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entropy smells pretty good too

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:15 | 6209029 eclectic syncretist
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This is just one example of how the US boosts confidence in the dollar.

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/6252457

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:40 | 6209154 LoneStarHog
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How did we get onto the subject of relationships with women?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:40 | 6209144 ZH Snob
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those flash crashes are reflecting the lack of liquidity in the credit market.  before the summer has passed the fed will have no choice but to launch overt QE.  I say overt because in reality they never stopped monetizing the debt; it is just being hid now.  that is the only way these overnight flash crashes--especially with CDSs--have been averted.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 08:55 | 6208936 The Steaksmith
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Phat Phingers

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 08:55 | 6208938 BullyBearish
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Slowly at first...then ALL OF A SUDDEN

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 08:56 | 6208942 This is it
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Sing it!

bum..bum..bum..another Indian bites the dust...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:00 | 6208952 curbjob
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Outbreak of dysentery in China coupled with a shortage of toilet paper  ??

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:02 | 6208973 Billy Sol Estes
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It was because Lack Joo announced they're putting a woman on the $10 bill. Progress.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:14 | 6209021 ShorTed
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Janet Yellen?  Hooray!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:14 | 6209024 indygo55
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Did he say when a gay would be on there? Just wondering. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:22 | 6209065 curbjob
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I thought Alexander Hamilton clinched that spot already ?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:44 | 6209175 swmnguy
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The old picture of Hamilton looked a lot like Barbara Bush.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:07 | 6208991 buzzsaw99
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<-- strong usd is the problem

<-- this is not a problem /s

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:07 | 6208995 auntiesocial
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and operation Jade Helm is just an innocent exercise.... uh huh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdQjqY9JDmI

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:18 | 6209044 sudzee
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Jade Helm? Texas gold depository? Non confiscation law? What will Texas call their new state currency, Longhorn????

Gettin serious.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:45 | 6209178 swmnguy
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"Longhorn?"  Like the codename Microsoft used for Windows Vista while it was under development?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:20 | 6209056 WillyGroper
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Gonna be knee slappin' guffaws when Macondo FiendBURG steals the pensions on top of deval.

I'm gonna need more popcorn.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:33 | 6209121 BeaverCream
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He's going to make sure stuff is "fair"...lol.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:21 | 6209059 besnook
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the last move before collapse of the dollar, because it represents the aging, drug addled, dementia riddled, incontinent(lol) western toilet paper system, would be a strengthening as the charmin of western toilet paper before they can't print enough to effectively wipe all the splatter off their ass.

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 10:24 | 6209324 prefan4200
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Poetically put.  You have a way with words.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:33 | 6209117 SpanishGoop
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It is a shame those crashes last so short.

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:51 | 6209209 lbrecken
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and all of a sudden with no questions ask at ZH the oil/$ inverse relationship fails? Wake the hell up.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 09:57 | 6209225 Yen Cross
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  lol The euro shorts are getting taken to the cleaners. Oil is looking heavy again, even with the $usd selloff.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 10:00 | 6209245 lakecity55
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All these wags are talking about September and the "Shemitah" (sp?).

I don't know if we will ge to September.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 11:09 | 6209519 Armed Resistance
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I've been thinking the same thing!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 10:01 | 6209252 Fun Facts
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Flash crashes are a symptom of fake liquidity.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 11:07 | 6209506 Bobbo
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Um.  I would have said "algo".

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 11:18 | 6209576 Youri Carma
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A glitch in the Matrix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KmNZNT5xw It usually happens when they change something.
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