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ECB "Blesses" Greek Bank Runs, Says Unsure If Banks Will Reopen Monday

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Update: what else - an official denial: EU OFFICIAL: ECB DIDN'T SAY GREEK BANKS MAY NOT OPEN MONDAY

So, Benoit did not say what he said?

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Just minutes after Greek FinMin Varoufakis warned people were trying to "incite capital flight" from Greece and Dijsselbloem stated that "capital outflows from Greece are worrying," Reuters is reporting that The ECB dropped the bank run hammer:

ECB TOLD EURO ZONE FINANCE MINISTERS IT WAS NOT SURE IF GREEK BANKS WOULD BE ABLE TO OPEN ON MONDAY- OFFICIALS

Friday sees Russia-Greece meetings and Euro area leaders are supposedly meeting on Monday evening due to the seriousness of the situation so it appears the endgame is looming large one way or another.

The Greeks said this:

  • *GREEK GOVT SAYS SOME PEOPLE SEEKING TO INCITE CAPITAL FLIGHT

And now we know who: the same ECB staffer who leaked the ECB's "adjustment" to QE to a select group of hedge funds 10 hours before the news was public: Benoit Couere.

As Reuters reports,

The European Central Bank told a meeting of euro zone finance ministers on Thursday that it was not sure if Greek banks, which have been suffering large daily deposit outflows, would be able to open on Monday, officials with knowledge of the talks said.

 

The officials said that during the closed-door meeting of the ministers on Greece, the chairman of the meeting Jeroen Dijsselbloem asked European Central Bank Executive Board member Benoit Coeure if Greek banks would be able to open tomorrow.

 

Coeure answered: "Tomorrow, yes. Monday, I don't know"

 

Banking sources said on Thursday that between Monday and Wednesday, Greeks have withdrawn around 2 billion euros from their bank accounts.

EU's Dijsselbloem added:

  • "WE ARE PREPARED FOR ALL EVENTUALITIES"

Of course this should be a huge surprise given the massive outflows being reported.

 

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Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:43 | 6210733 Wolferl
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Throw those pathetic Greek deadbeats out of Europe already.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:48 | 6210755 Deathrips
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Fuck You WOlferl...you socialist fuck.

 

Long Physical...the less dependent you are on psychos the better you are. Take that to heart Greece.

 

TIMBER!!! Derivatives...collapse....in 3....2...

 

RIPS

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:54 | 6210799 Captain Debtcrash
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When Greece exits the Euro, the Eurogroup will do everything to make it as painful as possible for the Greek people to prevent the other periphery countries from thinking it looks like it’s a good idea.  Never let a good crisis go to waste after all.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:03 | 6210868 Wolferl
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Well, i guess, since they are Greek they need no help from the Eurogroup to make it as painful as possible.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:06 | 6210879 knukles
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"Panic!"  "Fire!" in crowded theater!  "Havoc!" and loose the dogs of bank runs.
Guys.  It's only Thursday FFS.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:10 | 6210902 kliguy38
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unsure= absolutely certain

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:23 | 6210965 Paveway IV
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Any Greeks out there? I think this was timed to let the poor bastards get the (probably very last) mid-month social services payment. I don't know if Greek government employees are paid mid-month and end-month, too. If that mid-month payment just went out, then they give the peons a few days to yank all of it possible out of the bank and 'manage' expectations that there will probably be no end-of-month payment - or at least one where they have any access to the cash. The only question is who grabs the month-end money: the theiving Greek government, the Greek bankers and oligarchs, or the IMF.

If they do close the banks, the Greeks will go full-retard and burn those fuckers to the ground. They will stop short of wood-chippers for the banksters, which is ALWAYS the fatal mistake the angry populace makes.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:36 | 6211028 NoDebt
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Somewhere in all this was a guy who said "Hold my beer a second.  Watch this."

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:53 | 6211345 tc06rtw
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 Benoit’s misstatement was misquoted

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:36 | 6211031 CClarity
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And US equities ramp up big - flight to "quality", get out of Greece with anything, or just more MOAR?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:15 | 6211202 Fun Facts
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IMF "Blesses" USA Bank Runs, Says Unsure If Banks Will Reopen Monday

Future headlines.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:23 | 6210967 BandGap
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This is the JV game before the varsity takes the court.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:32 | 6211013 NoDebt
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Please don't use the term JV.  The last time some unnamed person said that we found out the JV team was significantly better at their game than anyone thought and the Varsity team shit their pants at the thought they might have to play them.

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:50 | 6211090 CosmoJoe
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Absolutely agree. 

Don't think of this as "how much will it cost the EU to write off the Greek debt".  Think of it more as "What price tag does the EU want to place on a blueprint for exit from the EU".

Once Greece exits, there will be a precedent and very clear roadmap for other indebted nations to follow.  If it becomes a possibility for countries like Spain and Portugal to map a similar course, how much willingness will there be to prop up such economies in the future?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:59 | 6211126 angel_of_joy
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Forget the midgets. Who is going to pay for Italy and France ?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:57 | 6211116 angel_of_joy
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... When Greece exits the Euro, the Eurogroup will do everything to make it as painful as possible for the Greek...

They better be ready to prop up all their FUBAR European banks, which is most of them... Greece will be the first in a long & glorious line of European deadbeats. There is no better collection of bankrupt countries than EU. What cannot be paid, won't ! It's the law of gravity, applied to economics...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:29 | 6211264 kaiserhoff
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As soon as the first wave of derivatives blow up,

  there won't be any banks left to worry about;)

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:19 | 6211847 willwork4food
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Is it time for popcorn yet?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:55 | 6210806 keremetski
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Dijsselbloem's "we are prepared.... " reminds me Ben's "crisis is contained".

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:03 | 6210866 Tasty Sandwich
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I hope they have plenty of oatmeal over there.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:31 | 6211268 kaiserhoff
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Something to eat with their crow?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:05 | 6210874 ANestIOS
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aha, it was he who forgot to tell the (ex)CEOs of DB!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:01 | 6211132 angel_of_joy
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It only means that he holds his Preparation H tube close at hand...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:55 | 6210809 cossack55
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Uh.....and the ISDA is controlled by whom.......?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:06 | 6210881 knukles
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Is Goldman long or short (fill in the blank)?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:31 | 6211005 The Steaksmith
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@knuck - How many milliseconds are we talkin' about here?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:00 | 6211379 ploigos1
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see HFT. Nanoseconds. The algos will do what they have to do, no way to stop them. They are hiding in huge dark server rooms. RTFM always. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:31 | 6211009 Jack Burton
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Good point there! What we really are talking about is Derivatives books at the major banks aren't we? Many EU banks are technically bankrupt, any losses in their derivatives books would make their downfall a sure thing. Greece can't default, all the CDS would come due, all that insurance sold on Greek bonds. This story is more than Greece, it is the nature of the financial system itself!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:41 | 6211045 LawsofPhysics
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Please, the CDS market will simply "dissappear"...  All of the central bank and financiers debt will be forgiven (again), yours will not.

Come on Jack, we have seen this multiple times over the last 40+ years!!!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:52 | 6211094 cossack55
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But.....but......but.....this time it really IS different.  CNBS said so.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:57 | 6211109 Four chan
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the cds insurance is the game all else are just a means to an end.

hank the crooked paulson, presently laughing as he fishes on a lake somewhere.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:51 | 6211341 SDShack
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No one is worried about CDS and derivatives because the Rule of Law died long ago, and was buried with a stake through its heart in 2008. Did CDS and derivatives blow up AIG, GE, Govt Motors, Crappy Motors, Cyprus etc? Of course not, When it gets serious, first they lie, then they either ignore the law, or change the law to suit the needs of the oligarchs, never the sheeple. Greece will be no different. These sociopathic bankers have already decided which cows will be sacrificed to thin the heard just like Bear Stearns and Lehman. They run the world just like the mafia and this is just an example of going to the mattresses. Hell it's all printed fiat anyway, so it really doesn't matter as they will just print MOAR, plus get a taxpayer bailout to make up the loss. WINNING!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:22 | 6211860 willwork4food
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Well said SD, unless this has been planned. They can let the chips fall where they may (global economic meltdown) and !presto! there's your reason for implenting martial law & NWO laws.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:49 | 6210767 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Don't fool yourself (Wolferl), it's going right up your poop chute" -Zappa

"I knew you'd be surprised!" -Zappa

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:58 | 6210823 BurningFuld
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Watch next week when to everyone's surprise Europeans find all there pension plans are stuffed with Greek Bonds.........and the winner is....the Bankers.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 09:35 | 6213588 skepsis101
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But Kirk, Woferl is into S&M.  I've heard German nazis prefer it that way!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:58 | 6210831 richsob
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Don't throw them out; let them leave on their own accord just like they've been threatening to do for months.  Greece wants to stiff its creditors?  OK.  Go live life as a defaulting deadbeat and see how life treats the Greeks.  Demanding another bailout to avoid a default is the height of Greek arrogance/desperation and it would be the height of ECB stupidity to do it again.  It's time to let the Greeks back up their threats to leave and let the chips fall where they may.  The ECB/Germans, etc. will take a huge hit and the Greeks will take a huge hit.  There is no other viable solution.  Let's roll.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:44 | 6211053 LawsofPhysics
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How does one define "creditor" in a world that adopted "mark to fantasy" accounting and money creation does not require any real collateral?  If by "roll" you mean let the fucking heads roll, then yes, I agree.  Let's roll.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:06 | 6211400 ploigos1
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Roll the dice then, and start praying. Deutshe is a pillar in the Wall Street casino you know, derivatives on their books around 70 trillion.  It has nothing to do with "Greek debt". That's the cover of the book, read on...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:04 | 6210870 HonkyShogun
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anti-syrizite.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:07 | 6210887 ebworthen
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Throw those pathetic bankster deadbeats out of humanity already.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:18 | 6210932 Lea
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Wolferl, call your pimp. You've got a client. You have to meet him in his hotel room in your Nazi uniform, with your SM muzzle and your handcuffs. And don't forget your lipstick.

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:46 | 6211072 fromthinair
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good reporting!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:45 | 6210741 q99x2
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Greekcoin last price $0

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:45 | 6210746 lolmao500
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Since they want to seize people's money, anyone still having money in a greek bank or even in greece, is nuts

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:48 | 6210764 Bank_sters
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House passes 'fast track' trade bill How do you like that shit.   This country is fucked.
Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:49 | 6210771 Dr. Engali
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But it's for the children......

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:51 | 6210780 mt paul
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Damn 

those children ...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:53 | 6210792 SMG
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Yea the Oligarchs children.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:01 | 6210846 Skateboarder
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Solution: We must all become oligarchs.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:27 | 6210988 Dr. Engali
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Oooorrrrrr.... all the oligarchs have an unfortunate nail gun accident.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:42 | 6211051 El Vaquero
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Yes, the children do taste better when seasoned by spices harvested by slave labor in India.  We couldn't have those spices for such a bargain without the TPP.

 

For the children indeed.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:49 | 6211084 Parsecs Taxi
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And a side of fava beans.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:47 | 6210749 Dr. Engali
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Really?  I better go make a deposit now before they close. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:53 | 6210788 msmith9962
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Crap!  I need a notary.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:46 | 6210750 Jacksons Ghost
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11th hour kick save. USA FED hits alt-p and throws the Greeks the money.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:46 | 6210751 Mike Masr
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Fuck the IMF, fuck the EU and fuck NATO

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:23 | 6210894 knukles
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You didn't make that up yourself.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:46 | 6210753 JimmyRainbow
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finally some kind of "decision" or outcome or whatever?

well, has been promised before.

being a bankster in greece tomorrow will be a challenging opportunity (so to speak)

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:05 | 6210875 DetectiveStern
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Greece meets Russia in St Petersberg whilst France and Belgium Freeze Russian assets and then the ECB green lights a bank run after another failed meeting and mudslinging and now "Pro Europe" protesters appear from nowhere in Athens.

Is this actually, finally, about to kick off?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:22 | 6210962 Freedom In Your...
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One would hope so. I miss the days of fall 2007 - spring 2009 where self righteous fuck heads would lose their shit on a regular basis watching fake markets collapse.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:40 | 6211727 Gambit
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+ 1000... your comment cracked me up.  Hip hip Hooray! 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:47 | 6210754 F0ster
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Three words: Silver backed Drachma

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:33 | 6211016 The Steaksmith
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Three words: Where's the silver?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:44 | 6211064 AGAU
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To the people of Greece: Start using Ag, no need to wait for anyone to tell you to do it, if you are a producer of Feta cheese start accepting Silver for payment, if you're taking paper out of a bank- convert it to metal and start using it to trade with but also become a producer of something, work hard and work smart. Build a network of producers who are like minded. Cottage industry combined with sound money would be a nightmare for the leeching classes IMO.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:47 | 6210760 madbraz
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It would be awesome just for once to see these ECB hypocrite/bankster servants lose and greece is the first one to default on ALL debt.  Losing faith that it will ever happen though.  the bad guys always win.

 

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:56 | 6210765 EscapingProgress
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The ECB has absorbed most or all of the private bank balance sheet liabilities related to Greek sovereign debt. Time to pull the plug. The banksters will survive, but the ECB will need to be bailed out...by the people. The peasantry always pays.

Also, this has been a social engineering practice run for what they will do in other Western countries.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:01 | 6210851 ANestIOS
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aha, but but somebody must of forgot to tell the (ex) CEOs of DB!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:50 | 6210770 Quintus
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Same old modus operandi.

 

Here is what an  ex-Finance Ministry official said today during Ireland's investigation in to the Bank Bailouts there

Former finance ministry head says European officials used anonymous media briefings during bailout talks to undermine market confidence Ireland

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11683995/Ireland-pushed-int...

 

But...but...EU 'Solidarity'???

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:05 | 6211609 Griffin
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I remember some of the stories used to scare the Irish into bailing out the banking system.

" Pointing to Ireland's gains as a member of the Euro, Mr. Barroso looked to Iceland. “People were going to the ATMs and there was no money,”

This was a lie, there were no problems with the ATMs, the banking system never stopped working during the crisis.

This is how the EU operates, scare stories, tricks and lies. 

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:49 | 6210774 mt paul
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if there wasn;t going to be

a bank run tomorrow

 

there will be one now..

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:59 | 6210837 Meat Hammer
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Remember, if you're going to panic, be the first to panic.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:52 | 6210785 f16hoser
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Greeks run out and buy physical Gold/Silver. ECB Un-Blessess said bank runs.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:53 | 6210789 Kirk2NCC1701
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Greece, time to play the "WE ARE ATHENS!" card, a la King Leonidas.

Or, if you prefer, play the Nuland/Nudelman card of "FUCK THE EU!"

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:55 | 6210803 walküre
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Fat Lady is singing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:01 | 6210854 SERReal1
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True

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:34 | 6211023 Freedom In Your...
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thought that only happened in america? Isn't Europe avoiding the obesity epidemic?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:01 | 6210822 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Greece has entered the Acropolis along with the entirety of the wholeheartedly corrupt, and bankrupt, European Union which, will most certainly fail within days of Greece contagion thanks to Goldman Sachs executives, Alan Greedscum, Robert Rubin, and Lawrence Samuelson 'Summers'.

 

NOTE: The Three Stooges just destroyed the entire World, Z/H.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:06 | 6210834 Kirk2NCC1701
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It is NOT a coincidence that Tsipras's meeting in Moscow this weekend is being pre-empted/countered by the two-move of (a) $50 Billion penalty for Russia, and (b) Bank-run/Bank-holiday this same weekend.

Folks, shit is getting serious: Both sides are Upping their Bets in their game of Texas Hold 'Em, because both sides believe they hold a strong hand.

Russia can NOT back down, because it's an Existential Threat issue to them.  The US, by contrast, chooses not to back down, but to escallate.  Seems like they will have to keep escalating until they have to show their Hand (Russia:  "All in.  Call.") 

Note that Ziocons are world-class masters at Complaining, Whining, Guilt-Tripping, Haggling and Bluffing.  Plan accordingly.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:11 | 6210910 TVP
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Also, another mass shooting in the US mainland last night, followed by another "blame the firearms" Obama speech.

Pure coincidence I'm sure - all of this three days after Jade Helm 15 has begun.

Shit has begun to get real.  

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:42 | 6211318 lakecity55
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The illegal regime of the Bath House will be destroyed if he goes after the Second Amendment.

It predates him by quite a number of years.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:46 | 6211071 LawsofPhysics
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You sir are an optimist.  Good to see.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:00 | 6210843 wildbad
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..gladio C has begun

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:01 | 6210847 SERReal1
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I want my money and I want it now!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:01 | 6210850 mt paul
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should we run down to the bank

and withdraw some cash.

 

no lets walk down there

and withdraw it all....

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:01 | 6210855 HamRove
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Whoo Doggie! Here it goes!

*popcorn, zagnut, and a 44 oz. spiked beverage* 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:02 | 6210857 Shibboleth
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Jeroen 'Template' Dijsselbloem is an incompetent *ssh*ole.

Anyways, Greece will default within the euro and EU.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:03 | 6210865 WTFUD
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I'd like to say a big Thank You to the ECB for having our backs.

Yanis Thopadopolous

( doctor of venereal diseases Thessaloniki Hospital )

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:04 | 6210869 thismarketisrigged
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i love how a fucking rumor about the banks not being able to open monday, and yet the ''markets'' dont flinch.

 

yet, if the ''markets'' had been down significantly today and there was a meaningless rumor that was positive, all losses would be wiped away.

 

fucking farce

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:46 | 6211070 BurningBetty
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Even DAX popped 200 points in after trade. In whole, it regained a total of almost 500 points from today's low of some 10800 points to almost 11300. Quite astonishing in fact given the state the whole EU is in. Seems like the bad news really are good news.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:54 | 6211103 DeliciousSteak
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Why would the markets care, talk is that Greece can be and is contained. Risk is geopolitical. Poor Merkel has to carry the burden of a failed chancellor. It matters not for the money.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:10 | 6210901 ebworthen
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Benoit "Sentator Pallpatine" Couere: 

"Witness the power of this fully operational battle station!"

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:10 | 6210904 Seasmoke
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Quick someone write all their demands on a napkin. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:22 | 6210957 farmboy
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Dijsselbloem prepared ? Even wtih his pants on fire he has no clue.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:37 | 6211032 irongator
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The slowest collapse in the history of the world! It's like waiting in line at Disney World for Space Mountain.... as soon as you get to what you think is the roller coaster, the GD room takes another 90 degree turn!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:42 | 6211048 KingOfMilwaukee
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Grexit is already built into the prices of .... everything, including stocks, bonds and gold. If they default and have bank runs... won't make almost any difference at this point. Anyone who thinks this will cause a big drop in anything (other than Greece) is fooling themselves. If anything, it might be time to buy Greek real estate if they default. It is amazing what you can buy there right now.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:44 | 6211057 BurningBetty
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Why would you say something like this on a Thursday and give people of Greece all day tomorrow to extract/transfer every penny they own. Go Greece!

 

"ECB TOLD EURO ZONE FINANCE MINISTERS IT WAS NOT SURE IF GREEK BANKS WOULD BE ABLE TO OPEN ON MONDAY- OFFICIALS"
 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:45 | 6211058 buzzsaw99
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Dark Helmet: Who made that man a banker?

Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Banker's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have at the ECB, anyway?

[Entire ECB stands up and raises a hand]

Yo!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:02 | 6211145 Latitude25
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If you have "Y" Euros (Greece) you better dump those too for PMs.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:03 | 6211146 Mewa
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Spain, Portugal, Ireland, and Italy take note of the ECB playbook...they will make you dance for terms that will wreck you countries; and if you dont play they will wreck as much havoc on your economy and banks as possible...that's western style democracy....

He who defaults hard and fast is always much better off than a slow blood letting...look to Iceland. Fuck these Fascists over hard and fast.....

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:10 | 6211181 kowalli
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Update: what else - an official denial: EU OFFICIAL: ECB DIDN'T SAY GREEK BANKS MAY NOT OPEN MONDAY

So, Benoit did not say what he said?

AHAHAH

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:26 | 6211258 Black Forest
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You misunderstood something. The statement is:

GREECE OFFICIAL: ATHENS DIDN'T SAY ECB MAY NOT OPEN MONDAY 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:45 | 6211325 kchrisc
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The key to understanding what is going to happen in Greece is to understand that Zion's EU and ECB needs Greece more, a whole lot more, than Greece needs Zion's EU and ECB.

"There will be blood."

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:04 | 6211391 Skargit
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In Europe, banks open YOU!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:09 | 6211406 Moccasin
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I wonder what would happen if Russia and China took a major crap and dumped US T bills and bonds on Monday? "WE ARE PREPARED FOR ALL EVENTUALITIES", i have my doubts.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:34 | 6212299 exartizo
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if ever the "caught between a rock and a hard place" was true it is now:

Bail out Greece:

Risk Peripheral "Us Too!!!" Contagion as the Euro implodes from Peripheral pressure to allow all debt forgiveness for all the PIIGS ala Greece.

Don't Bail out Greece:

Risk Peripheral Grexit type destruction of all other PIIGS as the Euro implodes.

Either way:

The Euro Implodes.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:38 | 6212318 exartizo
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At the risk of sounding dramatic;

***WARNING***EUROZONE IMPLOSION IMMINENT***
***WARNING***EUROZONE IMPLOSION IMMINENT***
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