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Fact Or Fiction: Donald Trump Presidential Candidate Profile

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Billionaire real estate mogul and television personality Donald Trump announced Tuesday plans to run in the 2016 presidential election, marking the first time he will formally seek the Republican nomination after floating the idea in several previous election cycles.

Here are some key facts to know about Trump:

  • Wife: Unsatisfied
  • Net Worth: 3-4 presidential elections
  • Claim To Fame: First to refer to ISIS as “bozos”
  • Role: Billionaire who will have smallest impact on presidential race
  • Campaign Promise: Will turn America into an opulent destination for only the most exclusive citizens
  • Campaign Slogan: “I’m Going To Do This Every Four Years Until I Die”
  • Credentials: Proven job creator for desperate people who will do anything to be famous
  • Potential Liability: American people may not yet be progressive enough to elect mentally ill man
  • Vision For Presidency: 50 Miss USA finalists lined up along White House portico
  • Are We Just Enabling Him: Yes

Source: The Onion

 

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Thu, 06/18/2015 - 12:56 | 6210097 PartysOver
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Like him or hate him has a tendency to tell the truth.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:00 | 6210118 Toolshed
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Hey Partysover, where can I get some of what you have been smoking?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:05 | 6210161 nope-1004
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One commonality among people with money, or so it would appear, is that they can't keep their mouth closed.  Enter Soros, Buffet, Dimon, Trump.....

Maybe ego, maybe pompous asses.  But the mouth just keep flapping.

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:06 | 6210167 InjectTheVenom
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>>>>  Trump

>>>>  Hitlery

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:18 | 6210234 rubiconsolutions
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< - None of the above

 

>>>>  Trump

>>>>  Hitlery

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:55 | 6210333 InjectTheVenom
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rubicon you got me !  too late to edit my original post now, but i shoulda added " hypothetically if the election was held today and these were your only two choices and someone was holding a gun to your head "

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:59 | 6210431 SafelyGraze
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Mister Trump has bodly articulated a clear, powerful message of empowering individuals and reducing the intrusive over-reach of the regulatory state.

All liberty-minded citizens should give him their vote.

hugs,
RP 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:12 | 6210488 813kml
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Trump isn't even fit to be president of Hair Club for Men.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:20 | 6210554 SWRichmond
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Trump's behaviour is the perfect evidence of why the people who "rise to the top" cannot be trusted, or admired, or followed, or believed, EVER

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:08 | 6210888 Dick Gazinia
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I would vote for Trump's shoe-shine boy before Obama.  I mean seriously.  Calling Trump a clown may be true but at this point it is a matter of degrees.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:31 | 6211008 Four chan
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if its him or the evil that are the clintons the choice is clear.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:08 | 6211169 InjectTheVenom
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DR BEN CARSON 2016  !!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:21 | 6211231 MonetaryApostate
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Ironically, Trump has a "Donate" button on his official campaign website....

Lol!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:35 | 6210669 boogerbently
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.....between the two choices given......

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:17 | 6211212 tc06rtw
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  … I wish  SUICIDE  was legal !

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:23 | 6211236 The Once-ler
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 You know what the penalty is
for attempted suicide?…  LIFE !

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:38 | 6210692 boogerbently
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.....between the two choices given......

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:28 | 6211261 rosiescenario
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Assuming the gun mentioned was larger than a 22lr, I'd say pull the tigger....a few more of Trump's 'speeches' and I'd settle for even a 22.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:19 | 6210243 Save_America1st
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If elected, will Trump have any problem officially declaring the Corpration of America completely bankrupt and screwing over its creditors and firing everyone in the corporation?

Cuz he sure has been great at doing that with his own companies many times before.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:57 | 6210424 PTR
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Remember this?

 

Trump: the game

https://youtu.be/dz7GRRvwCso

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:16 | 6210521 813kml
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Trump will also inadvertently rein in Wall Street because every casino he touches turns to shit.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:36 | 6210341 Clycntct
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I thought you were gonna say One commonality among people with money, or so it would appear, is that they know how to work Bankruptcy.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6210531 Zymurguy
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no, it's that they tend to have no class or taste.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:06 | 6210165 InjectTheVenom
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>>>>  Trump

>>>>  Hitlery

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:08 | 6210171 nope-1004
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No (airliner fetish come falling from the sky) Bushy?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:00 | 6210124 Bay of Pigs
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No, he doesn't. He sounds like a warmongering Neocon on foreign policy issues (like ISIS, Iraq, Syria).

In other words, brain dead like most Americans.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:00 | 6210125 SethDealer
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i'll take a comb over haired former bankruptentrepreneur  over a never employed welfare pushing race hustler any day

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:52 | 6210414 joseJimenez
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Sad state of affairs in this country

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:14 | 6210210 farflungstar
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That would of course change once in orifice...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:24 | 6210275 rubiconsolutions
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...not to mention:

 

  • Uses imminent domain to displace property owners
  • Is a fascist at heart
  • Pretty much is a raving narcissist. Just the right person we want having access to the "football"
  • Has shafted bond holders and creditors four times by declaring bankruptcy

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:37 | 6210685 matinee55
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just like our gov. now - your point?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:54 | 6211567 dvfco
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So, what you are saying is that his investors have lost more often than not, while he's walked away unharmed.

That's called 'capitalism'.  The investors got monkey hammered, but you didn't and I didn't.

In Obama and Hillary-land, a $1,000,000 donation gets a guaranteed payback of 50X to 1,000X once their elected.

That has gotten very expensive.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:10 | 6210893 Slomotrainwreck
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Partysover - You're Fired!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:16 | 6211206 TheReplacement
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Pretty lame that ZH is ridiculing this guy.  At the very worst, he is still better than just about anyone else running.

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 12:57 | 6210100 JustObserving
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Trump will create a lot of jobs - fake jobs:

 

Donald Trump accused of hiring ACTORS for $50 each to pose as supporters at Trump Towers presidential campaign launch
  • Donald Trump launched his presidential campaign in New York on Tuesday
  • Claims soon emerged that some supporters were actually paid $50 a pop to attend
  • Sources confirmed that at least one professional actor was paid 
  • Talent agency Extra Mile NYC allegedly provided bodies for the event
  • Agency refused to comment and Trump campaign denies the claims

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3128230/Did-Donald-Trump-hire-PA...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:10 | 6210188 Sofa King
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Actually, If he pays them then it would be considered a "real" job.

On the other hand, Hillary is forcing her bitches to work for free.

Don't waste your time Troll, because...

“If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.”

? Mark Twain

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:13 | 6210209 0b1knob
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Meanwhile Hillary buys Facebook followers by the million from Indian click shops.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6210536 813kml
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In her defense, she thinks that she's buying actual faces.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:18 | 6210238 matinee55
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lofo's believe any chit they read / see especially if a phone is attacked to it

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:51 | 6211552 dvfco
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So, he created more jobs in one day than Obama has in 6.5 years, literally.  

And, each of these 'jobs' didn't cost the taxpayer $5,000,000 to create.

He's ahead of the game by about $500 million dollars in his first day on the election trail.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 12:56 | 6210101 nuubee
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Fact: Donald only ever joins the  race to screw it up. I'll bet it's his highest paying gig.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:13 | 6210207 l8apex
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Who is paying him?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:32 | 6211276 rosiescenario
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The Democratic Party...Donald Ducky screwing things up for the Republicans is the Dems best hope.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 12:58 | 6210103 2468 everyone e...
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Everyone can ridicule and criticize him all they want and I will not care, but if it's him or Hilary there is no doubt in my mind I'd rather see Don in the White House...

Anyone but Hilary 2016!!!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:04 | 6210141 The Steaksmith
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It's one of those trick question/false conundrums. Don't fall 4 it.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 12:57 | 6210105 Philo Beddoe
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Bullish combs. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 12:58 | 6210114 Toolshed
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If I was stupid enough to waste my time voting, I would DEFINITELY vote for Trump. Let's face it, we can absolutely use the comedy relief, and how could he possibly be worse than Obama, Jebro, or Hitlery? I mean really.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:06 | 6210166 Philo Beddoe
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Fuck it. Terry Bradshaw for Prez.  That is our nuclear option.  No sarc. Fuck em. Terry Bradshaw...the immaculate president. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:12 | 6210197 Bay of Pigs
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A modern day Forrest Gump?

That might actually be a refreshing change considering the dumbass comments Im reading here about Trump.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:29 | 6210299 Philo Beddoe
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I dated this girl years ago and she told me that Trump reminded her of Charlotte Rae from From the Facts of Life. 

http://www.televisionhits.com/factsoflife/pics4/charlottes1.jpg

Yep, pretty smart girl for a sociology major. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:10 | 6210476 TheGreatRecovery
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You no play-a the game, you no make-a the rules.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:05 | 6210155 BullyBearish
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If this were a reality show I wouldn't watch it...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:05 | 6210160 farflungstar
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Only in Dumbfuckistan. 

After Obama and Bush, the position of President as mere figurehead cannot be made anymore obvious. Is it safe to say he is out of touch with "regular folks" just as much as any other billionaire?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:08 | 6210176 bankonzhongguo
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Every four years The Donald gets paid about a million bucks to masquerade as a Republican for a couple of weeks.

The "media" gets some easy headlines and frankly the Republican "front-runner" (in this case Jeb Bush) gets to use The Donald as a fake sounding board to otherwise be pre-annointed by the press.

When so-called "conservative" Fox News does a poll of likely Republican candidates and omits Rand Paul from the list you have to know the establishment is all about keeping appearances and the Fed in place.

The fake "contest" is Hillary v Jeb and does anyone think Chicago/Tel Aviv is going to let old white guys back in the White House?

The entire Googleplex-mined campaign is predicated on Hillary is the First Woman President and anyone not for her is a moron, racist, sexist, ingrate pig.

Sadly, just women Millennials are enough to swing the vote.

The computers already know this.

The election is over.

All this other stuff is about Jeb and Company raising a few billion dollars for a John Kerry also-ran appearance election over the next 17 months.

What will this country look like after 8 years of Herr Hillary and who? Bloomberg as VP?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:41 | 6210363 Clycntct
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You make my day Sad.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:48 | 6211542 dvfco
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bankonzhongguo - What you say is correct, except for one little thing  . . . 

I've read that Julian Assange has been waiting in the one room hideout in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London for years just waiting for her to get the Democratic Nomination before he releases a shitstorm of info on her that he's actually been holding for just this reason.  Word is he's got more shit on her than the rest of the world does, combined.  And, he literally hates her more than any other politician alive today - which is saying something.  I'd also believe if anyone has all the shit on the Clinton Family, he'd be a rather likely candidate to not only possess it, but to have distributed it to the few he trusts.

So, I think there are two outcomes in this race that are both exciting.  1)  All Republicans and other Hillary Haters (TM) keep quiet until she 'wins' the Democratic Nomination and then literally destroy her and Bill to the point they end up in the slammer.  Or, 2) Enough Dems wake up and realize what a huge, tremendously huge liability she is to their party.  In which case, they attack like mountain lions to drag her down and eat her prior to the primaries.

In either case, Hillary ain't making it back into the White House ever again, even by invite.  I couldn't be happier since even her supporters can only come up with one thing she's accomplished in her life - 'being a woman.'  

She was an awful first lady, and awful senator and the worst S of S we've ever had.  She's a criminal.  This country will cease to be independent should she be elected.  She's sold us out in advance.  We need a hacker to hack the Clinton Fund and steal all their cash - and leave them lifeless.  Then, close down Bill's Mafia system of running Haiti from afar.  They've got to be shut down.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:08 | 6210177 Reference Variable
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Trump is not a communist Kenyan homosexual and I believe he will tell the communists, Kenyans, and homosexuals to fuck off. This will be hilarious.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:41 | 6210715 matinee55
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I see you have 3 communist Kenyan homosexual's giving you the finger

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:09 | 6210182 davidalan1
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According to his book, "Art of the deal" he completed the delapidated ice rink in record time in front of rockfeller center in record time. Seems like a qualifier to me.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:12 | 6210190 matinee55
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so, which criminal lying parasite do you prefer then?  Trump 2016 just because he will tell all the MF to FO

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:12 | 6210198 PlantDseed
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Trump is not a chump.

 

all we need is love.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:13 | 6210208 matinee55
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all together now

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:13 | 6210203 roadhazard
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Here's a key fact. That clown will never be President. You don'tt start off hiring actors to yell and scream for you and hold signs for $50 bucks a pop at your announcement and have Any credibility. And that's just for starters.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:14 | 6210216 matinee55
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you'll believe anything, even so you prefer the soreass dnc paid blog army?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:25 | 6210277 PlantDseed
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ur avatar stimulates my bowel

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:14 | 6210211 Yen Cross
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  I'd love to see Trump square off in debate with those sellout girlie men Paul Ryan & Marco Rubio. It would be humorous to see which one of them used a box of Kleenex first.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:16 | 6210225 matinee55
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why did you stop at only 2 names in the PC efemmrino's

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:18 | 6210236 db51
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lmao....hey...don't forget about Bush....who admits he cries alot......

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:23 | 6210266 Yen Cross
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And Bush, who by the way needs to learn some posture... He looks like giant marionette (puppet on a string) when he's standing and speaking to his constituents.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:58 | 6211123 Lostinfortwalton
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Pilllsbury Doughboy

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:15 | 6210217 l8apex
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He said he'd build a wall along the Mexico border.  I'd vote for him.  Every other candidate clearly believes that national sovereignity is a bad thing.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:40 | 6210357 Reference Variable
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-Sticks it to the Chinese.

-Builds a wall.

-Fires all the fucking idiots.

-Unleashes the dragon that is the US military.

-Gets all the oil.

-Wins.

 

Crybabies want to cry. The reality is this is basically what needs to happen. He could win, for real.

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:08 | 6210470 TeethVillage88s
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Being an Oligarch I would guess that he supports TPP, TTIP, TISA, TAA, TPA.

- House Passes TPP 18 June 2015

- http://thehill.com/business-a-lobbying/245417-house-approves-fast-track-...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:27 | 6210610 matinee55
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nope, wrong o - you watching msnbc?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:27 | 6210611 matinee55
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nope, wrong o - you watching msnbc?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:31 | 6210637 matinee55
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nope, wrong o - you watching msnbc?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:23 | 6211209 farflungstar
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He'd still change his tune once he gets into office when he sees that a belligerent and self-absorbed pompous asshole who can't shut up about himself won't get too much done. Reality will slap him upside his combover and he will turn into the twat all the other tough guys turn into once they assume the position. Campaign blabber is quite different from post-election blabber.

Bush - "We don't believe in nation building"

Obama - "I will close Gitmo"

For the country on life support, this asshole will be the last shovelful of radioactive dust on top of us all.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:19 | 6210242 RaceToTheBottom
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Sat on the Crapper

Could not be happier

Cause I pushed a Trump

Out of my Rump....

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:27 | 6210286 Fed-up with bei...
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This post was my laugh o' the day.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:33 | 6210651 matinee55
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were you obungad up?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:26 | 6210283 Fed-up with bei...
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At least Trump will actually use his full name.  Jeb Bush, aka, "Da Jeb" recently tried to distance himself from his last name.   DA JEB FOR PREZ.

Nice ring to it, or frankly feed back?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:30 | 6210301 bloostar
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All I can say is, he's not welcome in Scotland. He can take his billionaire's golf course and shove it up his a&£e if he's not happy with our wind turbines spoiling the view from his 19th hole. One which few locals will ever see.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:47 | 6210389 Duc888
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Why all the hate?  At the very least he's mildly entertaining in a car crash kinda way....and certainly could not be WORSE then Hillary or Jeb?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:49 | 6210402 Atomizer
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Stay Secretive My Friends 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zCUkaPwjhfc 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:51 | 6210410 tommylicious
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FUCK YOU, TRUMP!!!!!!!!  BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:24 | 6210588 matinee55
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soreass has got a new puter?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 13:57 | 6210422 NuYawkFrankie
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Trump Presidential Profile:

Serial bankrupt with a bad toupee and a big mouth.

In other words - he'd be perfect for the position.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:06 | 6210463 NoOneRides4Free
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Given the choice between Jeb, Hilary and The Donald.  I hate to say this but I'll have to go with The Donald. 

I hope he uses the Presidential Executive Orders to fire some of the less talented members in government.    

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:12 | 6210489 UTICA CLUB XX PURE
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President DONALD TRUMP

I like it!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6210535 F.A. Hayek
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Say what you want about the guy, personally I think he's an absolute joke, but he's not afraid to call it like he sees it. He dressed down Stephanopolous the other day and he has establishment media apoplectic because he doesn't bow to anyone.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:32 | 6210540 TheGreatRecovery
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If you hire actors, then you don't have to promise them jobs.  More honest.  And cheaper for taxpayers.

Who wins and loses in "WORLD WAR BUSH" in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, ISIS, Yemen?  China wins.  USA taxpayers lose.

I like what Trump says about negotiating with China.  Why do Americans allow a handful of bankers to keep giving their country away to China?  It's not really the bankers' to give away in the first place.  Is it?

Glad to have Trump's voice in the debates.  Might force Rubio and Bush to actually mention a fact or two.  Well, at least Bush.  Rubio is just a wisp of vapor.

Prefer Rand Paul though.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:18 | 6210544 TheGreatRecovery
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<   Trump

<   Jeb

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:22 | 6210572 matinee55
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has this got nsa tracking on it?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:35 | 6212101 TheGreatRecovery
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Maybe everything has NSA tracking on it.  But what are ya gonna do?  Be a quiet slave, or a loudmouthed Constitutionalist?  "Live free or die"?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:36 | 6210672 ThisIsBob
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Go Donald!  Kick some ass.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:41 | 6210717 MATA HAIRY
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Trump is the only decent candidate on the GOP side....Webb looks good on the Dem side, and Sanders would be OK, too.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:24 | 6211243 Ventnor
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So what is indecent about Rand Paul?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:38 | 6212109 TheGreatRecovery
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RAND PAUL is decent.  And if Donald Trump and Rand Paul BOTH keep hammering on the "quit giving away the USA to foreigners" message, MAYBE people will listen to them, rather than to the hundreds of television bobbleheads who will surely attack them.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:43 | 6210720 q99x2
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How many people can he afford to pay to vote for him. Seems like a Ross Perot move another Bush into the House to me.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:45 | 6210747 zeroaccountability
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Look, we've all seen Trump in action over the years.  We've seen who he married, how he succeeded, his books, his TV shows, his board games, his impromptu interjections. 

In other words, we KNOW WHO HE is. 

 

I would be honored to work on Mr. Trump's campaign crew.

I gotta tell ya:  Trump is a breath of fresh air.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:51 | 6210757 collon88
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Now we know what happens to a man who has an erection lasting more than 4 hours, or in Trump's case, since puberty.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:02 | 6210858 loveyajimbo
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Was this "article" written by the BitchOnWheels Dana "Yeast Infection" Perino??  Trump may harm her Bush crime family... and BTW... what did she think about Barry Obongo's qualifications prior to the national humiliation of 2008??

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:37 | 6211027 nakki
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The election is not for another year and a half so who gives a shit. We get to "chose" between 12-16 professional , habitual, pathological, liars. The arrogance of these people would put Narcissus to shame. It amazes me that there are still people who think the president makes a difference. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:38 | 6211038 I Write Code
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Courtesy laff.

Come on Onion we expect better of ya.

Sure Trump is a clown, but have you seen the other guys?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:40 | 6211043 Salzburg1756
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He can buy my vote.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:54 | 6211102 Lostinfortwalton
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With what? He is a serial bankrupt.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 01:40 | 6212883 talisman
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so what?? so is the US.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:35 | 6211285 mkucstars
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Who better to handle the bankrupt USSA? He's got the experience we need...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:40 | 6211310 Ventnor
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Trump on V. V. Putin:

“Putin has no respect for our president whatsoever. He’s got tremendous popularity in Russia, they love what he’s doing, they love what he represents,” Trump said. “I was over in Moscow two years ago and I will tell you – you can get along with those people and get along with them well. You can make deals with those people. Obama can’t.”

“I would be willing to bet I would have a great relationship with Putin,” he added. “It’s about leadership.”

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 00:58 | 6212832 onmail
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However the good thing about him is that he does not talk about attacking other nations nor changing their govts & looting them.

So he is better than others.

THUMBS UP TO DONALD TRUMP

please save the world.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 01:38 | 6212878 talisman
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I would actually pay to see a cage-match debate
between Donald Trump and Russia's Vladimir Zhirinovsky,
who is contemplating runing in Russias next Presidential election

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 14:52 | 6214777 zerofever
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The only thing /maybe the most important thing is because he's rich.  He not easily bribable.  Maybe that we need.  Leaders that not sway by special interest. 

Mon, 06/22/2015 - 01:37 | 6221021 rockface
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Wrong!  Americans are Progressive enough to elect a mentally ill person.  You are forgetting Obama.

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