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Fact Or Fiction: Donald Trump Presidential Candidate Profile
Billionaire real estate mogul and television personality Donald Trump announced Tuesday plans to run in the 2016 presidential election, marking the first time he will formally seek the Republican nomination after floating the idea in several previous election cycles.
Here are some key facts to know about Trump:
- Wife: Unsatisfied
- Net Worth: 3-4 presidential elections
- Claim To Fame: First to refer to ISIS as “bozos”
- Role: Billionaire who will have smallest impact on presidential race
- Campaign Promise: Will turn America into an opulent destination for only the most exclusive citizens
- Campaign Slogan: “I’m Going To Do This Every Four Years Until I Die”
- Credentials: Proven job creator for desperate people who will do anything to be famous
- Potential Liability: American people may not yet be progressive enough to elect mentally ill man
- Vision For Presidency: 50 Miss USA finalists lined up along White House portico
- Are We Just Enabling Him: Yes
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Like him or hate him has a tendency to tell the truth.
Hey Partysover, where can I get some of what you have been smoking?
One commonality among people with money, or so it would appear, is that they can't keep their mouth closed. Enter Soros, Buffet, Dimon, Trump.....
Maybe ego, maybe pompous asses. But the mouth just keep flapping.
>>>> Trump
>>>> Hitlery
< - None of the above
>>>> Trump
>>>> Hitlery
rubicon you got me ! too late to edit my original post now, but i shoulda added " hypothetically if the election was held today and these were your only two choices and someone was holding a gun to your head "
Mister Trump has bodly articulated a clear, powerful message of empowering individuals and reducing the intrusive over-reach of the regulatory state.
All liberty-minded citizens should give him their vote.
hugs,
RP
Trump isn't even fit to be president of Hair Club for Men.
Trump's behaviour is the perfect evidence of why the people who "rise to the top" cannot be trusted, or admired, or followed, or believed, EVER
I would vote for Trump's shoe-shine boy before Obama. I mean seriously. Calling Trump a clown may be true but at this point it is a matter of degrees.
if its him or the evil that are the clintons the choice is clear.
DR BEN CARSON 2016 !!
Ironically, Trump has a "Donate" button on his official campaign website....
Lol!
.....between the two choices given......
You know what the penalty is
for attempted suicide?… LIFE !
.....between the two choices given......
Assuming the gun mentioned was larger than a 22lr, I'd say pull the tigger....a few more of Trump's 'speeches' and I'd settle for even a 22.
If elected, will Trump have any problem officially declaring the Corpration of America completely bankrupt and screwing over its creditors and firing everyone in the corporation?
Cuz he sure has been great at doing that with his own companies many times before.
Remember this?
Trump: the game
https://youtu.be/dz7GRRvwCso
Trump will also inadvertently rein in Wall Street because every casino he touches turns to shit.
I thought you were gonna say One commonality among people with money, or so it would appear, is that they know how to work Bankruptcy.
no, it's that they tend to have no class or taste.
>>>> Trump
>>>> Hitlery
No (airliner fetish come falling from the sky) Bushy?
No, he doesn't. He sounds like a warmongering Neocon on foreign policy issues (like ISIS, Iraq, Syria).
In other words, brain dead like most Americans.
i'll take a comb over haired former bankruptentrepreneur over a never employed welfare pushing race hustler any day
Sad state of affairs in this country
That would of course change once in orifice...
...not to mention:
just like our gov. now - your point?
So, what you are saying is that his investors have lost more often than not, while he's walked away unharmed.
That's called 'capitalism'. The investors got monkey hammered, but you didn't and I didn't.
In Obama and Hillary-land, a $1,000,000 donation gets a guaranteed payback of 50X to 1,000X once their elected.
That has gotten very expensive.
Partysover - You're Fired!
Pretty lame that ZH is ridiculing this guy. At the very worst, he is still better than just about anyone else running.
Trump will create a lot of jobs - fake jobs:
Donald Trump accused of hiring ACTORS for $50 each to pose as supporters at Trump Towers presidential campaign launchhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3128230/Did-Donald-Trump-hire-PA...
Actually, If he pays them then it would be considered a "real" job.
On the other hand, Hillary is forcing her bitches to work for free.
Don't waste your time Troll, because...
“If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.”? Mark Twain
Meanwhile Hillary buys Facebook followers by the million from Indian click shops.
In her defense, she thinks that she's buying actual faces.
lofo's believe any chit they read / see especially if a phone is attacked to it
Here ya go...http://12160.info/video/politicians-use-a-rent-a-crowd-company-to-give-i...
So, he created more jobs in one day than Obama has in 6.5 years, literally.
And, each of these 'jobs' didn't cost the taxpayer $5,000,000 to create.
He's ahead of the game by about $500 million dollars in his first day on the election trail.
Fact: Donald only ever joins the race to screw it up. I'll bet it's his highest paying gig.
Who is paying him?
The Democratic Party...Donald Ducky screwing things up for the Republicans is the Dems best hope.
Everyone can ridicule and criticize him all they want and I will not care, but if it's him or Hilary there is no doubt in my mind I'd rather see Don in the White House...
Anyone but Hilary 2016!!!
It's one of those trick question/false conundrums. Don't fall 4 it.
Bullish combs.
If I was stupid enough to waste my time voting, I would DEFINITELY vote for Trump. Let's face it, we can absolutely use the comedy relief, and how could he possibly be worse than Obama, Jebro, or Hitlery? I mean really.
Fuck it. Terry Bradshaw for Prez. That is our nuclear option. No sarc. Fuck em. Terry Bradshaw...the immaculate president.
A modern day Forrest Gump?
That might actually be a refreshing change considering the dumbass comments Im reading here about Trump.
I dated this girl years ago and she told me that Trump reminded her of Charlotte Rae from From the Facts of Life.
http://www.televisionhits.com/factsoflife/pics4/charlottes1.jpg
Yep, pretty smart girl for a sociology major.
You no play-a the game, you no make-a the rules.
If this were a reality show I wouldn't watch it...
Only in Dumbfuckistan.
After Obama and Bush, the position of President as mere figurehead cannot be made anymore obvious. Is it safe to say he is out of touch with "regular folks" just as much as any other billionaire?
Every four years The Donald gets paid about a million bucks to masquerade as a Republican for a couple of weeks.
The "media" gets some easy headlines and frankly the Republican "front-runner" (in this case Jeb Bush) gets to use The Donald as a fake sounding board to otherwise be pre-annointed by the press.
When so-called "conservative" Fox News does a poll of likely Republican candidates and omits Rand Paul from the list you have to know the establishment is all about keeping appearances and the Fed in place.
The fake "contest" is Hillary v Jeb and does anyone think Chicago/Tel Aviv is going to let old white guys back in the White House?
The entire Googleplex-mined campaign is predicated on Hillary is the First Woman President and anyone not for her is a moron, racist, sexist, ingrate pig.
Sadly, just women Millennials are enough to swing the vote.
The computers already know this.
The election is over.
All this other stuff is about Jeb and Company raising a few billion dollars for a John Kerry also-ran appearance election over the next 17 months.
What will this country look like after 8 years of Herr Hillary and who? Bloomberg as VP?
You make my day Sad.
bankonzhongguo - What you say is correct, except for one little thing . . .
I've read that Julian Assange has been waiting in the one room hideout in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London for years just waiting for her to get the Democratic Nomination before he releases a shitstorm of info on her that he's actually been holding for just this reason. Word is he's got more shit on her than the rest of the world does, combined. And, he literally hates her more than any other politician alive today - which is saying something. I'd also believe if anyone has all the shit on the Clinton Family, he'd be a rather likely candidate to not only possess it, but to have distributed it to the few he trusts.
So, I think there are two outcomes in this race that are both exciting. 1) All Republicans and other Hillary Haters (TM) keep quiet until she 'wins' the Democratic Nomination and then literally destroy her and Bill to the point they end up in the slammer. Or, 2) Enough Dems wake up and realize what a huge, tremendously huge liability she is to their party. In which case, they attack like mountain lions to drag her down and eat her prior to the primaries.
In either case, Hillary ain't making it back into the White House ever again, even by invite. I couldn't be happier since even her supporters can only come up with one thing she's accomplished in her life - 'being a woman.'
She was an awful first lady, and awful senator and the worst S of S we've ever had. She's a criminal. This country will cease to be independent should she be elected. She's sold us out in advance. We need a hacker to hack the Clinton Fund and steal all their cash - and leave them lifeless. Then, close down Bill's Mafia system of running Haiti from afar. They've got to be shut down.
Trump is not a communist Kenyan homosexual and I believe he will tell the communists, Kenyans, and homosexuals to fuck off. This will be hilarious.
I see you have 3 communist Kenyan homosexual's giving you the finger
According to his book, "Art of the deal" he completed the delapidated ice rink in record time in front of rockfeller center in record time. Seems like a qualifier to me.
so, which criminal lying parasite do you prefer then? Trump 2016 just because he will tell all the MF to FO
Trump is not a chump.
all we need is love.
all together now
Here's a key fact. That clown will never be President. You don'tt start off hiring actors to yell and scream for you and hold signs for $50 bucks a pop at your announcement and have Any credibility. And that's just for starters.
you'll believe anything, even so you prefer the soreass dnc paid blog army?
ur avatar stimulates my bowel
I'd love to see Trump square off in debate with those sellout girlie men Paul Ryan & Marco Rubio. It would be humorous to see which one of them used a box of Kleenex first.
why did you stop at only 2 names in the PC efemmrino's
lmao....hey...don't forget about Bush....who admits he cries alot......
And Bush, who by the way needs to learn some posture... He looks like giant marionette (puppet on a string) when he's standing and speaking to his constituents.
Pilllsbury Doughboy
He said he'd build a wall along the Mexico border. I'd vote for him. Every other candidate clearly believes that national sovereignity is a bad thing.
-Sticks it to the Chinese.
-Builds a wall.
-Fires all the fucking idiots.
-Unleashes the dragon that is the US military.
-Gets all the oil.
-Wins.
Crybabies want to cry. The reality is this is basically what needs to happen. He could win, for real.
Being an Oligarch I would guess that he supports TPP, TTIP, TISA, TAA, TPA.
- House Passes TPP 18 June 2015
- http://thehill.com/business-a-lobbying/245417-house-approves-fast-track-...
nope, wrong o - you watching msnbc?
nope, wrong o - you watching msnbc?
nope, wrong o - you watching msnbc?
He'd still change his tune once he gets into office when he sees that a belligerent and self-absorbed pompous asshole who can't shut up about himself won't get too much done. Reality will slap him upside his combover and he will turn into the twat all the other tough guys turn into once they assume the position. Campaign blabber is quite different from post-election blabber.
Bush - "We don't believe in nation building"
Obama - "I will close Gitmo"
For the country on life support, this asshole will be the last shovelful of radioactive dust on top of us all.
Sat on the Crapper
Could not be happier
Cause I pushed a Trump
Out of my Rump....
This post was my laugh o' the day.
were you obungad up?
At least Trump will actually use his full name. Jeb Bush, aka, "Da Jeb" recently tried to distance himself from his last name. DA JEB FOR PREZ.
Nice ring to it, or frankly feed back?
All I can say is, he's not welcome in Scotland. He can take his billionaire's golf course and shove it up his a&£e if he's not happy with our wind turbines spoiling the view from his 19th hole. One which few locals will ever see.
Why all the hate? At the very least he's mildly entertaining in a car crash kinda way....and certainly could not be WORSE then Hillary or Jeb?
Stay Secretive My Friends
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zCUkaPwjhfc
FUCK YOU, TRUMP!!!!!!!! BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
soreass has got a new puter?
Trump Presidential Profile:
Serial bankrupt with a bad toupee and a big mouth.
In other words - he'd be perfect for the position.
Given the choice between Jeb, Hilary and The Donald. I hate to say this but I'll have to go with The Donald.
I hope he uses the Presidential Executive Orders to fire some of the less talented members in government.
President DONALD TRUMP
I like it!
Say what you want about the guy, personally I think he's an absolute joke, but he's not afraid to call it like he sees it. He dressed down Stephanopolous the other day and he has establishment media apoplectic because he doesn't bow to anyone.
If you hire actors, then you don't have to promise them jobs. More honest. And cheaper for taxpayers.
Who wins and loses in "WORLD WAR BUSH" in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, ISIS, Yemen? China wins. USA taxpayers lose.
I like what Trump says about negotiating with China. Why do Americans allow a handful of bankers to keep giving their country away to China? It's not really the bankers' to give away in the first place. Is it?
Glad to have Trump's voice in the debates. Might force Rubio and Bush to actually mention a fact or two. Well, at least Bush. Rubio is just a wisp of vapor.
Prefer Rand Paul though.
< Trump
< Jeb
has this got nsa tracking on it?
Maybe everything has NSA tracking on it. But what are ya gonna do? Be a quiet slave, or a loudmouthed Constitutionalist? "Live free or die"?
Go Donald! Kick some ass.
Trump is the only decent candidate on the GOP side....Webb looks good on the Dem side, and Sanders would be OK, too.
So what is indecent about Rand Paul?
RAND PAUL is decent. And if Donald Trump and Rand Paul BOTH keep hammering on the "quit giving away the USA to foreigners" message, MAYBE people will listen to them, rather than to the hundreds of television bobbleheads who will surely attack them.
How many people can he afford to pay to vote for him. Seems like a Ross Perot move another Bush into the House to me.
Look, we've all seen Trump in action over the years. We've seen who he married, how he succeeded, his books, his TV shows, his board games, his impromptu interjections.
In other words, we KNOW WHO HE is.
I would be honored to work on Mr. Trump's campaign crew.
I gotta tell ya: Trump is a breath of fresh air.
Now we know what happens to a man who has an erection lasting more than 4 hours, or in Trump's case, since puberty.
Was this "article" written by the BitchOnWheels Dana "Yeast Infection" Perino?? Trump may harm her Bush crime family... and BTW... what did she think about Barry Obongo's qualifications prior to the national humiliation of 2008??
The election is not for another year and a half so who gives a shit. We get to "chose" between 12-16 professional , habitual, pathological, liars. The arrogance of these people would put Narcissus to shame. It amazes me that there are still people who think the president makes a difference.
Courtesy laff.
Come on Onion we expect better of ya.
Sure Trump is a clown, but have you seen the other guys?
He can buy my vote.
With what? He is a serial bankrupt.
so what?? so is the US.
Who better to handle the bankrupt USSA? He's got the experience we need...
Trump on V. V. Putin:
“Putin has no respect for our president whatsoever. He’s got tremendous popularity in Russia, they love what he’s doing, they love what he represents,” Trump said. “I was over in Moscow two years ago and I will tell you – you can get along with those people and get along with them well. You can make deals with those people. Obama can’t.”
“I would be willing to bet I would have a great relationship with Putin,” he added. “It’s about leadership.”
However the good thing about him is that he does not talk about attacking other nations nor changing their govts & looting them.
So he is better than others.
THUMBS UP TO DONALD TRUMP
please save the world.
I would actually pay to see a cage-match debate
between Donald Trump and Russia's Vladimir Zhirinovsky,
who is contemplating runing in Russias next Presidential election
The only thing /maybe the most important thing is because he's rich. He not easily bribable. Maybe that we need. Leaders that not sway by special interest.
Wrong! Americans are Progressive enough to elect a mentally ill person. You are forgetting Obama.