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President Obama Unveils New "Catch & Release" Program

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Distracted by The Dow, "white" black people, and Caitlyn Jenner? Well back in the real world...

 

 

Source: Investors.com

 

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Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:52 | 6211096 SERReal1
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Pay no attention to the levers the left hand is pulling, on pay attention to the pretty colors held in the right hand.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:00 | 6211130 Four chan
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din do nuffin terrorists. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:06 | 6211158 pods
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So they are going to release the big bad goat herders who were turned in for reward money?

Why is this presented as what they are trying to hide?

This means exactly jack fuck to anyone smart enough not to watch Fox News.

pods

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:12 | 6211188 nuubee
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People watch news?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:37 | 6211260 GeorgeWKush
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Zerohedge & Ramirez presents; How neocons diss Obama.

 There are of course a thousand legitimate reasons (at least) to criticize the US policies under Barrack Obama, but the neocon’s problem is that 900 of these reasons he is to retarded to identify at all, while the remaining 100 (and most of the others as well) overlap with neocon policies. So how is this problem solved? Ramirez has drawn you the answer;

    1.  The neocon makes up an imaginary reason to ridicule Obamas policies, also known as a lie. Like this imaginary terrorist dinosaur, a favorite among neocons.

    2. The neocon takes a real reason to ridicule Obama that has nothing to do with the policies of his administration. Here demonstrated by mocking Obama for his big, ugly ears.

Take as many of these ingredients as you possibly can mix into one article, cartoon or whatever and voila; a perfect neocon Obama bicth slap.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:39 | 6211304 Billy Sol Estes
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Not sure why you are being downvoted. All the Jeb Bush voters must be here.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:53 | 6211354 Bill of Rights
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Please tell me this is humor that you think voting is real??

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:10 | 6211419 nuubee
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Voting is real, like professional wrestling. It is real in that it really happens. It is fake in that it has no meaning.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:59 | 6211375 Bill of Rights
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Looks like someone was dropped on their head as a child.

Pure gibberish ...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:01 | 6211593 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Looks like someone was dropped on their head as a child.

Must have been a daily occurrance for little Mikey Ramirez.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:18 | 6211444 booboo
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Somehow you have reasoned Obama out of the Neocon catagory, nice trick if you can get it to work and I'm sure it does well over at Huffandpuffington, probably lots of hand clapping and attaboys from the brain dead wingtards but you know as well as anyone that Obama is a neocon don't you.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:32 | 6211273 indygo55
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"People watch news?"

No, those would be sheeple.


Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:14 | 6211194 MonetaryApostate
Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:15 | 6211199 Socratic Dog
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Some of them were not only herding goats, they were collecting firewood.  Gotta get that straight.

When zio's start to get capped for their role in 9/11, there will be hope.  Until then, as many have said, it's all kabuki.  Kabuki that murders innocents in their hundreds of thousands, but still kabuki.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:47 | 6211538 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Michael Ramirez dumps another pantload of neocon bullshit.

So many real, legitimate reasons to criticize Obama and yet Ramirez has to fall back on the tired old bromide of the terra bogeyman?

Most of the pathetic wretches in Guantanamo were cleared for release years ago, yet the only reality Ramirez has time for is how deep he can extend his tongue into the ass of the Vichy DC establishment.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:08 | 6211170 kaiserhoff
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So where are the special prosecutors for the Clintons,

  and the high treason charges for Barry's sorry ass?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:46 | 6211332 bluskyes
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sorry ass, or sore ass?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:53 | 6211098 Dr. Engali
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Shouldn't that sign read "Washington"? 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:02 | 6211139 The Steaksmith
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At least they got the 'lizard' part right

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:04 | 6211151 Dr. Engali
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It's a lot better looking than Hillary.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:11 | 6211183 The Steaksmith
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that's not exactly something that's hard to accomplish

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:22 | 6211460 booboo
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I gotta tell you, I'd hit that scaley reptile long before considering Hildabeast.

So a carpenter, a lizard and Hildabeast were trapped on a deserted island.......

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:14 | 6211644 wendigo
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I don't think they're really reptiles though. They eventually evolved into birds. I think they were a transitional form between the two. 

 

The dinosaurs, that is. Who the fuck knows what politicians are. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:40 | 6211312 TeethVillage88s
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Madeleine Albright is back???

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:55 | 6211106 WTFUD
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Catch & Release = Snatch & Fleece

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:59 | 6211125 Four chan
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slap and tickle

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:55 | 6211107 gramps
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I'm confused by this. Are the Tylers suggestions indefinete detention without a trial and torture were a good thing?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:57 | 6211115 gramps
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9/11 = CIA

Building 7?

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:25 | 6211247 Radical Marijuana
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Yes, gramps, 9/11 was an inside job, false flag attack, deliberately designed to get the "War on Terror" going as a self-fulfilling prophesy.

THE BASIC SYSTEMS: DEBT SLAVERY,

BACKED BY WARS BASED ON DECEIT.

That has generated numbers which have become debt insanities, which are going to provoke death insanities. However, relatively mainstream cartoons, like the one above, are based upon too superficial a level of understanding of the problems to do anything more than be superficially amusing. (However, my macabre sense of humour is almost worn out from over-use.)

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:33 | 6211282 indygo55
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"Building 7?"

I ask that one question to people I want to qualify as being awake or asleep. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:56 | 6211363 Radical Marijuana
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Yes, a litmus test.

Litmus test (politics)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litmus_test_%28politics%29

Since the events on 9/11/2001 were the most spectacular symbol, so far, of starting wars based on deceits, one's opinions about those events is a political litmus test, and since the events surrounding the sudden collapse of Building 7 was the most spectacular of all the other politically symbolic events on 9/11/2001, one's opinions about that are the most clear political litmus test.

However, it is my current belief that the vast majority of Americans know nothing about the events regarding Building 7 on 9/11, which is a general indication of the degree to which American society is terminally sick and insane, because the established systems are almost inconceivably corrupt and crazy debt insanities driving death insanities ... to the degree that there are no reasonable hopes for the finite future ...

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:04 | 6212405 malek
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Are there litmus tests?

Yes they are. Actually lots of them!
Anybody can make up any kind of question to be answered Yes/No and declare this his or her litmus test!!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:00 | 6211122 farflungstar
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Was just wondering that...might fall under "Gulags are bad only when North Korea does it, or when the USSR did it..."

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:00 | 6211135 opt out
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Don't overthink it man. I gave it a '5' rating - cuz sometimes you gotta forget about all those fucking charts & graphs and just enjoy a stupid cartoon.

 

and it's 'enhanced interrogation techniques'....

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:08 | 6211166 TheReplacement
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It would seem they are simply highlighting the perception that the appears to be no plan.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:36 | 6211287 TeethVillage88s
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duplicate

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:36 | 6211288 TeethVillage88s
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No, No, US Citizens are in lock-down, borders are open for foreigners, Terrorists are to go free even if they are innocent, US citizen can't really travel if they have big debts like a home foreclosure action or prison record, Bank Accounts and cash are being locked down, but foreigners are free to invest bring laundered money here to purchase 18% of our Real Estate market (with illegal USDs), you get spied on, you get pat down at airport, bus terminal, train stations, on the highways, and you jobs have left the country and even USG is now Contracting Off Shore like OPM Did 3 Years ago.

They exposed the personal records of Americans to racket up the fear and discourage US people from moving out of Country with US Dollars which are needed for Liquidity after QE & Exponential Securitization of Consumer and other Assets and Debts.

Plus they placed some terrorists or innocents from Gitmo in Uruguay to put some fear there for traveling Americans.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:33 | 6211498 booboo
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If you think you are confused, try being a 9/11 stoked, flag waving tax serf who's son was killed fighting for "our freedom" and finding out that your own government was funding the "tarist" with the money skimmed from the heroine trade that is being protected by american soldiers who gets a letter from his wife back home that she was arrested when the cops found a perscription Ibuprofen on the floor of her car dropped by his mother while she was taking her to the VD clinic where she is being treated after being raped by a guy who was on early work release from prison that is being run by a for profit company from Saudi Arabia who funded the 9/11 hijackers.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:54 | 6211561 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I hope the new meds work out for you, Dave.

You still have to remember to take them, though.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:57 | 6211118 i_call_you_my_base
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Who cares, let them go. No groups will take them back after spending a decade in Gitmo. All will be viewed as compromised. And in any case, no one person is all that dangerous.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:01 | 6211137 Whalley World
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What you talkin bout Bro, Obammy is and stated he is great at killing people

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:13 | 6211640 lakecity55
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i am a serial killer protected by law, fuckers!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:00 | 6211121 Yen Cross
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                   The cartoon would be better if Obungler was hanging by a noose from the Gitmo World®  sign.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:59 | 6211128 lehmen_sisters
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I'm wondering why there isn't an article about TPP passing the house just a few hours ago, this church shootout couldn't have came at a better time for the cocksuckers we have "elected".

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:03 | 6211147 Dr. Engali
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Don't look now, but they're thinking about putting Caytlin Jenner on the ten dollar bill.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:12 | 6211191 TeethVillage88s
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Yeah Wall Street and VICHY DC don't care about the Taxpayers or the Poor. Only schemes from Wealthy Interest groups that keep them in office and make them rich.

TPP Passed like 2 hours ago. No Taxation without Representation.

lots of issues, Free Trade, Slave Trade, Globalism, Balance of Payments, Foreign Holders of 33% of US Debt. Then what they invest, but infrastructure, extract US Wealth, Economic Leakage, Money & wealth flows out of the country.

Oh, might be off topic. Wealthy Foreigners are Lobbyist too.

Chinese Buyers Replace Canadians as Top Foreign Buyers of U.S. Homes

By Laura Kusisto
June 17, 2015 6:32 p.m. ET

Chinese buyers have surpassed Canadian snowbirds as the dominant foreign buyers of homes in the U.S., according to the National Association of Realtors.

Purchasers from China made up 16% of international buyers who bought primarily single-family homes and condominiums in the 12-month period that ended in March, according to the survey by the National Association of Realtors. That was up from 12% in 2013. Canadians made up 14% of...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:13 | 6211192 pods
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Blue Waffle and all.............

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:01 | 6211381 wow thats crazy
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In Canada we have the Queen on our money,

Why not the States! USA! USA! USA!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:07 | 6211160 centerline
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On another note, there was no way TPP was not going to pass.  Whatever that turd is, it was a done deal before we ever heard of it.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:04 | 6211140 steelrules
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Forget the BS terrorist BS. Have a look at this, How Obama has released 36,000 violent criminals into your neighbourhoods.

http://cis.org/ICE-Document-Details-36000-Criminal-Aliens-Release-in-2013

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:10 | 6211164 Salsipuedes
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Will the guards now have to have sex with their German Shepards and beat them and put little hats on them all at the same time? That's sick! Raises for everybody!

Ever innovative, the U.S. Military will now give new meaning to the word "dogpile."

 

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:11 | 6211184 mikelongisland
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When you dust yourself off, from the dirty bomb that just went off, Remember your jocularity, about your situation...LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER !

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:23 | 6211237 TeethVillage88s
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How does USG justify OPM Contracts to Foreigners while Davis-Bacon-Act is a requirement for Infrastructure work (paying the highest labor rates). Maybe they justify by low price bid or pretend there are no other bidders!

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-us-agency-plundered-by-chinese-hacker...

Contractors in Argentina and China were given "direct access to every row of data in every database" when they were hired by the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) to manage the personnel records of more than 14 million federal employees, a federal consultant told ArsTechnica.

Encryption, however, according to Ars, would not have helped in this case because administrators responsible for managing these records had root access to the system,

The OPM IT team frequently outsources its work to foreign contractors working in their home country. Those holding Chinese passports are no exception.

"Another team that worked with these databases had at its head two team members with [People's Republic of China] passports," the consultant told Ars. "I know that because I challenged them personally and revoked their privileges."

"From my perspective, OPM compromised this information more than three years ago," he added.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:25 | 6211251 MrBoompi
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The "terrorists" held at GITMO are about as guilty as dinosaurs.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:33 | 6211281 kchrisc
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I believe that "illegals" are another tool of division by Zion and their DC US tools, and have little opinion about them except to stay focused on those permitting and utilizing them here in the American country. I.e. "illegals" are not the problem, but a symptom of the tyranny occupying and destroying the American country.

With that said, try, as a "legal" American to cross the border except thru one of the occupying tyranny's border "stations." You'll be sent to jail.

My point: They have created a system where a foreign national trespassing into America is afforded more rights and protections than an American coming home.

Tyranny == Lawlessness == No Justice

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:06 | 6211398 _SILENCER
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Well, the .Gov would certainly most rather have us shooting at each other instead of them, hence the push for racial, political, hell even sexual division.

Maybe we should not allow them that pleasure.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:51 | 6211539 lakecity55
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This guy is an Enemy Agent.  The only order given to him was to destroy the USA.

TPTB put him in office to destroy the United States.

He has done well.  Every Act he has done since assuming office has been to destroy America. Yet, Americans are to afraid to call a spade a spade and arrest him.

The US is finished. Turn a fork, it's done.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:56 | 6212385 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Your comments are rather hash.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:05 | 6211607 lakecity55
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the greatest danger to the usa is bath house barry.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:17 | 6211652 lakecity55
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by the time i am through, america will be a nuclear wasteland.

---barry

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:33 | 6212096 Lumberjack
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Sound Familiar?...

 

If it can’t be replicated, it isn’t science: BOM admits temperature adjustments are secret

http://joannenova.com.au/2015/06/if-it-cant-be-replicated-it-isnt-science-bom-admits-temperature-adjustments-are-secret/

The BOM Technical Advisory Forum report is out. Finally there is the black and white admission that the BOM “adjusted” dataset cannot be replicated independently, has not been replicated by any other group, and even more so, that the BOM will not provide enough information for anyone who wants to try.

As we have said all along, the all new ACORN wonder-data was not created with the scientific method. Adjustments to Australian temperature data were done with a black box mystery technique that only the sacred guild at the BOM are allowed to know. Far from being published and peer reviewed, the methods are secret, and rely on — in their own words — a “supervised process” of “expert judgment” and “operator intervention”. In other words, a BOM employee makes their best guess, ruling in or out the “optimal” choices, making assumptions that are not documented anywhere.

It’s a “trust us” approach. Would we let an ASX company audit their own books? Would you buy shares in such a company, or let it inform national policy on billion dollar schemes?

Here is the entire section on replication from page 9 and 10 (below). This is what any semi-skilled PR operative would write if they were trying to justify keeping their methods secret. My translations included.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!