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Is This What The New $10 Bill Will Look Like?

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Treaaury Secretary Jack Lew revealed last night that Alexander Hamilton - he of The Federalist Papers and first central bank of America - will be ousted from the $10 Bill in favor of a woman (as yet unnamed).

"We are going to be open to many ideas as we go forward consistent with theme of democracy," Lew said. "Our thinking is to select a woman who has played a major role in our history who represents the theme of democracy."

 

The bills with Hamilton in it, which were first introduced in 1929, will continue to be used for as long as those bill last, Lew said.

This of course, is not a populist move as Jack lew explains...

 

One wonders just who they will choose?

Given Lew's comment s that:

"America’s currency is a way for our nation to make a statement about who we are and what we stand for," Lew said. "Our paper bills — and the images of great American leaders and symbols they depict — have long been a way for us to honor our past and express our values."

We suspect the new tran, pardon ten dollar bill will look as follows:

 

One final question - did anyone think to ask Alexander Hamilton if he "identifies as a woman" or "a black woman"?

 

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Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:12 | 6210484 Billy Sol Estes
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Laura Spelman Rockefeller for the $10

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:13 | 6210499 HonkyShogun
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Now that's a fine black woman right there.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6210527 Billy the Poet
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Send your suggestion for the woman to be portrayed on the new $10 to George Soros. He has a direct line to Mr. Lew.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:19 | 6210542 Pladizow
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WTF - This is what the Treasury is worried about?

Good game, thanks for coming out America!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:21 | 6210556 Zirpedge
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In my neighborhhod a ten spot can get some dome from a tranvestive on rollerskate.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:23 | 6210577 813kml
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How are the Hamptons this time of year?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:25 | 6210596 The Steaksmith
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I hear the gefilte are bitin'

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:28 | 6210618 Squid Viscous
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:41 | 6210705 TruthInSunshine
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They should put a photo of Caitlyn Jenner & Kristen Beck (Navy Seal who went "Jenner") doing a 69 on each other on the new hundred fiat bill.

Kristen Beck, ex-Navy Seal: http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130606230215-ac-dnt-transgen...

Put Hitlary Cunton's haggardly face on the new penny, and Nancy Pelosi on the tin nickle!

Viva la European Union!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:45 | 6210739 SWRichmond
Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:02 | 6210860 Dame Ednas Possum
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And if you fold the new 10 dollar bill the right way you'll see Larry
Silverstein dressed up like a school girl strapping thermite explosives to WTC7 and screaming "pull it for the insurance"

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:42 | 6211046 eclectic syncretist
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So now we're not doing away with cash?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:19 | 6211219 MonetaryApostate
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Something tells me the $10 bill is about to become the $1 bill....

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:47 | 6211334 J S Bach
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Caitlyn should be on the (queer as a) $3 bill.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:16 | 6211650 espirit
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You can find better looking Trannies in Hong Kong.

Am I right WB?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:06 | 6212195 Scooby Dooby Doo
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This thread is distasteful.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:39 | 6212320 Waylon Bits
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Bitcoin doesn't have this shit on it you Dollar homos!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:08 | 6212424 Took Red Pill
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by law you have to be dead to be on fed notes, RIP Caitlyn

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:27 | 6212490 wee-weed up
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The Obozo Admin will put pressure on the Treasury (Lew is his buddy) to make sure whoever it is that is chosen...

It will be someone who's face will take a lot of ink to print.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 02:38 | 6212964 the kings whore
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What about Private Bradley Manning?  She'd look awsome on that bill.  Plus she's an American hero.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 14:05 | 6214516 Manthong
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Most of you  probably don’t know that Alexander Hamilton  (the agent of the Rot Shilds) is the only dude on a FRN that was never a President.   HA HA it's a joke on the sheep..

So now we get a twat ?????

No big deal.. it's just a piece of paper.

Sun, 06/21/2015 - 05:30 | 6218764 mkhs
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When exactly was Ben Franklin, of the bennies, prez?

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 04:49 | 6213063 Flagit
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Don't forget you have to spend your life fighting the central banks to be awared that "honor".

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:22 | 6211233 Fun Facts
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a portrait of Alan Doucheowitz would be more symbolic.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:21 | 6211669 espirit
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Or an Elder Supreme Court Justice who's name (and face) will make you ggg gag.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:02 | 6211383 QQQBall
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TIS - men driving Miatas are always suspect... trannies too

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:40 | 6210707 Pool Shark
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If Hillary had a son...

 

 

[PS: I thought it was $3 bills that were supposed to be queer?...]

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:40 | 6210710 SWRichmond
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Hamilton was a douchebag anyway...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:46 | 6211062 The Steaksmith
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Alexander Hamilton was born in and spent part of his childhood in Charlestown, the capital of the island of Nevis, in the Leeward Islands; Nevis was one of the British West Indies. Hamilton was born out of wedlock to Rachel Faucette, a married woman of partial French Huguenot descent.

His mother moved with the young Hamilton to St. Croix in the Virgin Islands, then ruled by Denmark. Hamilton's mother had been married previously to Johann Michael Lavien of St. Croix.[2][5] [note 1] Rachel left her husband and first son, Peter, traveling to St. Kitts in 1750, where she met James Hamilton.[6]  Because Alexander Hamilton's parents were not legally married, the Church of England denied him membership and education in the church school. Hamilton received "individual tutoring"[3] and classes in a private school led by a Jewish headmistress.[7] Hamilton supplemented his education with a family library of 34 books.[8]

Rachel supported her children in St. Croix, keeping a small store in Christiansted. She contracted a severe fever and died on February 19, 1768, 1:02 am, leaving Hamilton orphaned. This may have had severe emotional consequences for him, even by the standards of an 18th-century childhood.[9] In probate court, Rachel's "first husband seized her estate"[2] and obtained the few valuables Rachel had owned, including some household silver.

 

-WIKI

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:08 | 6211171 ChanceIs
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So...ummmmmm....like you're saying that Hamilton and Obama had the same basic childhood, but Hamilton read books while Obama smoked pot?

Or are you saying that Obama modeled his political career after Hamilton?

Ummmm.  Hamilton wrote a lot of things, like...ummmmm....the Federalist Papers.  And Obama wrote in the Harvard Law Review.  So they are both equally qualified.  No wiat.  Obama headed the Harvard Law Review but nobody has ever found his writings.  Makes sense.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:59 | 6211374 kchrisc
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"Hamilton wrote a lot of things, like...ummmmm....the Federalist Papers.  And Obama wrote in the Harvard Law Review."

Actually, Hamilton was a consummate insider for the elite, power, and the banksters (cabal). This cabal enacted the Constitution while the more Liberty minded founders, like Jefferson, were overseas. They were then blindsided when these Liberty minded founders returned and demanded changes before the Constitution could be ratified. As a result, they had their insider, Hamilton, write various defenses of the Constitution, and propose various changes, etc. Of course, he didn't propose restricting or preventing a national bank from being formed. Hamilton, at a minimum, was as a big a scumbag as any of them.

As for CIA-Obama, interestingly he did not actually write for the Harvard Review before, during, or even after his tenure as its editor. It was part of his grooming as a future manchurian candidate, and eventually an Oval Office puppet.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 08:20 | 6213349 TerminalDebt
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What he's saying is that Hamilton and Obummer are similar in that neither were born an American Citizen

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:33 | 6211499 janus
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i believe he's saying that Hamilton was a bastard, not a douchbag.

for my part, i'll take A. Jackson over A. Hamilton any day...but Hamilton was no doubt a great man in his own right; he fought tenaciously to aggregate local powers to a federal arrangement (by utilizing the power of banks -- perhaps his jewish headmistress in the caribbean taught him the power of compounded sheckels?).  Hamilton served a vision of america, went about it adroitly, and, to my mind, brilliantly.  i wonder, however, if he'd have fought so hard knowing what we know today.  supposin janus could introduce Hamilton's ghost to the progeny of his vision (our modern 'leaders'), i expect he'd spit on his own grave.  

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeYyoU8kKPQ

if lew and all the rest want to replace his face...fine.  janus don't give a shit anymore; i'm finished with a diseased and disgusting amorica that's just a stinking cadaver stumbling headlong to its grave.  i have my gaze fixed on the next iteration of america, the nation to emerge from within this failed state -- phoenix-like.

so, for the time being, i suppose i'll endorse toya graham to grace the face of our saw-bucks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN5OADL5zRU

for a brief moment in time, when all of amorica wondered whether the rusted welds bonding our disparate racial/ethnic composite would hold, a brave ghetto-momma stepped forward and savaged her son with a vicious smack-attack.  ahhhh, yes, for a blip in time we were all toya graham...all of us, at once, smacking some sense into a street thug.  

it's a message of unity.

toya graham for the tenner! 

janus

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:27 | 6211879 Kirk2NCC1701
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Yup, "Born out of wedlock" is the very definition of 'Bastard' child.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:36 | 6211916 Kirk2NCC1701
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If you slap a 10-er on the table, will that constitute "Abuse or Assault"?

Or will it show latent misogynistic tendencies?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:24 | 6210587 nuubee
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....it IS a $10 bill if it identifies as a $10 bill, just like all fiat it's value resides in confidence.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:29 | 6210628 prefan4200
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Transcoin, the new currency !

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:33 | 6210644 Billy the Poet
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Transcoin was established in 1965.  Even then transmonetaryism was not a new idea with these people.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:36 | 6210674 Handful of Dust
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Jenna Jameson has at least one vote -- ME!

 

https://thisistwitchy.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/jenna_jameson.jpg

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:49 | 6210766 Bollixed
Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:11 | 6210907 farflungstar
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Her life was just SO empty of meaning, only Judaism could fill the hole where a million dicks used to go. The israeli fiance demanded it I guess.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:50 | 6210776 Bokkenrijder
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Jenna would be nice! What about portraying the ass of Kim Kardachian on the new $10 bill?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:01 | 6210853 sun tzu
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How about something more classy and tespectable like Nikki Minaj's vagina?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:48 | 6211079 chubbar
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We could call it the "Quim". Hey mate, you got two quims for a twenty?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 22:38 | 6212512 Pinche Caballero
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"What about portraying the ass of Kim Kardashian's on the new $10 bill?"

Mmmmm, nope.

8x10 sheets don't fold easily for putting into a money clip / wallet.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:37 | 6210688 prefan4200
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Damn, Poet Billy, you're right.  Transcoin is already taken.  Guess we'll need a new name.  Is "shitcoin" taken?  That's what US currency oughta be called, whether it has a tranny on it or not.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:58 | 6210814 yogibear
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LOl, Caitlyn Jenner

 

Need an image of the gay pride parade in the back.

The liberals would jump for joy.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:14 | 6211195 TheReplacement
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I admit I had to read the comments to figure out who it was.  Thanks for knowing.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:33 | 6211280 847328_3527
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The $10 bills will also be Neon Pink in honor of our nation's diversity and LGBT'ers.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:05 | 6211394 QQQBall
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No would be rainbow colored.. oh wait, they kinda are already

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:56 | 6210811 Hippocratic Oaf
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Jack Lew, the fuckin jew, nothing better to do.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:16 | 6210922 mtl4
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We'll all be going cashless anyway so who cares who used to be on the new $10 bill after all that goes down.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:25 | 6210595 Sudden Debt
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I think they’ll put Ophrah on the bill.

It would be a clear reflection of what America is! A sitcom!

 

Or it needs to be a clear non racist statement... black and white combined...

PUT SOME ORIOS ON IT!!! 

You can lick it and you never stop after one! Print that!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:59 | 6210841 yogibear
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She's too normal. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:35 | 6211503 gatorengineer
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Kim K gets my vote...  sooner we go full retard the better.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:29 | 6211889 Kirk2NCC1701
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Nah, Gloria Steinem, or somebody like that.

That way they get a double-banger:  Feminist plus tribal relative of Lew.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 20:50 | 6212139 g speed
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I'd bet on Margret Mead if I was a betting man---

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:00 | 6212169 Amish Hacker
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I'm going with Linda Green-back.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 01:07 | 6212845 Slomotrainwreck
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Mr. Yellen is a dead ringer

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:23 | 6211240 indygo55
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Ok so first they want to get rid of currencies all together. Now they want to put a woman on the ten? Is that a he/she woman or is he/she gay or just transgender? Why don't they use the wookee and kind of kill two/three birds with one stone? Just asking.

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:19 | 6210528 Billy the Poet
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Let's put this double post to good use -- ZH is buggier than ever for me. Lately I'm having difficulty just scrolling up or down the page. There seem to be so many ads which want to take over and seem to never stop loading. I certainly read fewer pages just because it's so time consuming and frustrating.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:32 | 6210648 Zirpedge
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When you feel down about site bugs, just remember that your processor allocates 98% of it's resources to NSA surveilance for your own good. Always cheers me up. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:39 | 6210704 SilverFish
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disable adobe flash and use a popup blocker and it runs a lot smoother

 

i had the same problen before

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:46 | 6210752 Rusty Shorts
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I'm back to using Internet Explorer, fuck google.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:31 | 6211895 Kirk2NCC1701
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Try Firefox with the right add blockers.

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 04:57 | 6213071 Flagit
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add blockers

 

Set phasers to stupid.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:53 | 6210793 Socratic Dog
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NoScript takes care of business.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:29 | 6211263 indygo55
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I use epic browser and adblock. Works perfectly and NSA has to allocate way more resources to track me. Im the equivilant of like 20 people to follow. Hey I wonder if we all did that would that make more jobs for goverment work?

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 23:03 | 6212570 ronslim
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Apparently monetizing the site is key and fuck the users.

 

 

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 02:23 | 6212941 pgroup
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Use Firefox with AdBlock, NoScript, and FlashBlock. You're welcome.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:14 | 6210503 Money Boo Boo
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Is that Sarah Palin as a man on the new $10 ??

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:15 | 6210515 asteroids
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No, that's a still a mans face on the cover of the bill. He looks ridiculous, of course.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:30 | 6210634 Winston Churchill
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Sawbuck and soredick.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:14 | 6210504 The Steaksmith
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IMHO, that has $3 bill written all over it.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:16 | 6210520 HonkyShogun
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Good idea, Bruce Jender should be a candidate for this.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:16 | 6210522 PartysOver
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Holy Crap is that Catlin Jenner on that $10 Bill?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6210533 msmith9962
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What's the saying?  Queer as a 3 dollar bill?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:19 | 6210551 Dr. Engali
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Dat's raycisssssssst........

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:38 | 6210700 NoVa
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Actually, the $11 dollar bill always felt like a $10, ever since childhood.  The $11 never had a chance to truly express itself to anyone.

So, after making millions and millions on a reality TeeVee show, the $11 finally felt the courage to become a $10 once and for all.

 

NoVa

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:19 | 6210553 The Steaksmith
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That would be the saying. Just saying.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:28 | 6210623 zeroaccountability
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Hillary on the $9.00 bill.

Make change in 3's.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:21 | 6211224 HowdyDoody
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Nah, she should be on the $666 bill.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6210530 pods
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I'll put $10 on Oprah.

I think it should be the $20 though, as Jackson must be rolling in his grave being on banker money.

pods

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:23 | 6210584 The Steaksmith
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My only question is whether or not it'll become the "go to" bill for Wall St. Bankers to snort coke with. You gotta think that'll play into the decision. I mean, FFS, do bankers really want to snort blow with Harriet Tubman or Caitlyn Jenner notes? That'd be kind of a buzz kill IMO.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 19:51 | 6211974 Umh
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Maybe Wilma Pearl Mankiller would tickle them somehow.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:38 | 6210694 Oldwood
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Seriously, with the perfect timing and the historical context, do we not think Hillary is not the motivation here? Hillary has nothing to offer us and as such is 100% a tool of TPTB. They will use every lever that government has to "sell" this hag to America. Hillary, as a women (barely making the cut over Jenner) is the ONLY marketing ploy she owns, and please tell me that her face on a newly minted $10 bill is not the best angle yet.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:54 | 6210796 Bollixed
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Well, Kennedy got on coins the hard way. Are you making a prediction?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:25 | 6210976 The Steaksmith
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"Wanna make $14 the hard way"? - Al Czervik

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:22 | 6211675 Oldwood
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Just about everyone on a printed note was president or a constitutional founder. As there has never been a women president, who else would be more prescient than Hillary?? Living a life of poverty, all to serve her fellow Americans??? They could have done this at any time. Anything can always happen so my question with each decision made is "why now?". Why, at a momentous time in history where it will likely be the first time EVER that a women is running for the top seat, that they decide to put a women on the $10 bill? Do you believe in coincidence when it comes to anything this government does??? Its got to be either Hillary or....Michelle.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:43 | 6210730 Agent P
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Queen of England...just for the irony. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:55 | 6210807 DollarMenu
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Rosa Parks 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:26 | 6210983 Arnold
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LaWanda Page

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:51 | 6210781 Implied Violins
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I thought we were going cashless? Now they want a tenner with a transvestite's face? WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE???

Oh, and that Jackson thing: yeah, and they did JFK one better. He wanted to keep the money silver, but they blew his fucking head off - then put it on the copper half-dollar in 'tribute.' Fucking bastards.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:06 | 6211401 pods
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No, they didn't. JFK was not offed because he wanted to return us to any sort of silver standard.

It simply is not true.

pods

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:19 | 6211454 Implied Violins
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OK, this is what I meant (scroll down to the 'conspiracy theory' section, silver certificates):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executive_Order_11110

So it might not have been silver per se, but he did piss off the bankers and got 'memorialized' in response.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:53 | 6211994 pods
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I know what you meant. I used to think that as well.  Everyone likes to have a hero. I know I did.

Here is how Griffin critiques it:

 http://www.freedomforceinternational.org/freedomcontent.cfm?fuseaction=j...

It's a short and easy read.

pods

 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:19 | 6210539 thunderchief
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I think it's fitting, given where  the dollar is heading.

I won't wipe my ass  with the founding fathers,

But that face will do  just fine.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:18 | 6210937 sun tzu
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Founding Fathers are outdated old white guys. They need to be replaced with illegal immigrants, gangster rappers, transvestites, and reality tv stars to represent today's yoofs. The Star Spangled Banner should be replaced by a more hip song like Show Me Your Genitals.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 18:56 | 6211771 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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right on Sun Tzu, then we can also solve the water crisis in California with gatorade....

Fri, 06/19/2015 - 03:06 | 6212995 StychoKiller
Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:29 | 6210626 Grinder74
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Quoting a comment from another blog site:

"I propose putting Rachel Dolezal on the $10 bill."

"Car dealer: Uh, sir, this Mustang is $70,000.  You're handing me a $10 bill."

"Me: no, this bill self-identifies as a $100,000 bill; so you owe me $30,000 in change."

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:29 | 6210629 Grinder74
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Well, all the bills do say they're "tender".

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:38 | 6210690 SethDealer
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it'll be caitlyn, kim kardashian, or some black lady

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:41 | 6210714 Normalcy Bias
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My vote is for Rachel Dolezal. She's the PERFECT representative of the Federal Reserve Note!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:54 | 6210795 knukles
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Hi, my name's Racial Doozie and I forgot my Haldol.     

                            (drooling)

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:58 | 6210832 Skateboarder
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LOL!

That woman should not reproduce...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:57 | 6211120 johngaltfla
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Guess What Woman the US Treasury is Putting on the $10 Bill

Posted that last night for you when the news came out. :)

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:43 | 6210728 Urban Roman
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<-- Billie Holiday

<-- Billy Sol Estes

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:15 | 6210920 silver sword
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Is that a "C-note"??!!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:25 | 6210974 LoneStarHog
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Just put Hillary's HUGE ass on the new bill.  It will reflect that both have an intrinsic value of ZERO!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:59 | 6211376 chrsn
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The late Leona Helmsley came to my mind immediately

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:25 | 6211471 junction
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Hillary Clinton.  It will be worth it, you have to be dead to get your mugshot on U.S. currency.  If not on a bill, then on a Wanted poster hanging in a post office, for her rule in the Mena murders and drug smuggling.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 17:30 | 6211487 robertsgt40
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Put Caitlyn on the $3 bill

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 23:29 | 6212660 slimycorporated...
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"Our currency looks like baseball cards with slave owners on them" - Dave Chappelle

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:14 | 6210493 Ignatius
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May I have two fivers instead?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6210519 angel_of_joy
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Don't you worry. The way our "recovery" is going, by 2020 the USD will be crappy enough that nobody will bother to use 10 dollar bills anymore...

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6210538 PartysOver
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Yep, the $10 will replace the Penny

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:20 | 6210494 Ignatius
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A 65 year old man miraculously transformed into a 25 year old woman.

You'd think s/he's tryin' to get laid, or something.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:22 | 6210569 TeethVillage88s
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I thought that was Nuland/Kagan.

But think you are right that is Kaitlyn Jenner/Kardashian.

What about Condi Rice with a big smile?
Hillary is too controversial and in a Election Cycle.
Maybe the State Department woman Albright

S/

How about George Schultz in Drag with a wig and lipstick?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:36 | 6210495 swass
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I think the next change will be to remove another founding father in favor of a LBGT rights activist.  Mark my words, this is just the beginning of the war on cash.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:13 | 6210497 kliguy38
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Who is that ugly biatch.....must be the next Fed Chairman

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:14 | 6210501 Aknownymouse
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Scared)

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:14 | 6210506 Baa baa
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Well, isn't he?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:14 | 6210507 graftvshost
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I think thats the $3 bill proposal.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:15 | 6210508 lehmen_sisters
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I think this would be the new $2 bill.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:03 | 6210867 wendigo
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I collect those. Once bought 20 of em off a stripper for one c note. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:15 | 6210509 Squid Viscous
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Pamela Gellar? perfect!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:17 | 6210526 Bunghole
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That's what I thought when I first saw "it".

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:15 | 6210513 Dr. Engali
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If Obama had a son/daughter/it......

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:16 | 6210517 Evil Franklin
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It'll be a black woman.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:21 | 6210562 thepigman
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Oprah:-)

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:12 | 6211189 Grinder74
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Except she'll have a greenish hue.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:18 | 6210537 Baa baa
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You know good and well it will be Hillary, as part of her campaign promotion.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:18 | 6210541 Dr. Engali
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Does anybody really believe that the FRN will be around by 2020?....... Anybody? ....... crickets.......

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:20 | 6210543 MFL8240
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How about Bonnie of Bonnie and Clyde?  She is a great American hero.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:26 | 6210603 Billy the Poet
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When those Ohio teens were on the lamb a couple weeks ago local news called them "a real life Bonnie and Clyde," as if the actual Bonnie and Clyde were not "real life." And these people are supposed to be telling us what's going on?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:19 | 6210547 Herodotus
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How about Aunt Jemima?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:20 | 6210549 zeroaccountability
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Suggestions:

 

Mr. Yellen:_______

Justin Bieber:_______

Rosa Parks:________

Michael Jackson:_______

Lady Madonna:______

Madonna:________

Rosanne Rossanadanna:______

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:37 | 6211293 847328_3527
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How about Joan of Arc? Sure, she's not American but who cares anymoar?

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:19 | 6210552 BoPeople
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That's OK, Hamilton was not a populist choice either.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:21 | 6210558 matinee55
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let me guess, some Muslim lady with a bag over her head!!!

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:21 | 6210560 Dr. Engali
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I think they should put a blue waffle on the $10 bill just to show the world how truly fucked up we are. 

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:24 | 6210585 Billy Sol Estes
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Do  not google at work, fyi.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:31 | 6210638 pods
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Motherfucker, it was the FIRST image too.

Well, at least my life ain't THAT bad.

"How do you know it was a Smurf who raped you?"

pods

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:33 | 6210655 Dr. Engali
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Lololololo... Hope you have some bleach for your eyes Pods. What was seen can not be unseen. Now google lemonade party.

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:39 | 6210702 pods
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I've seen most of the performance art ones but holy shit, this one is sort of medical.  I mean, if you are in a Dirty Sanchez or a Rusty Trombone you kind of know something is up.

Guess I am going to toss out my "Amateur Gynecologist" T-shirt.

pods

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 16:39 | 6211303 Husk-Erzulie
Thu, 06/18/2015 - 21:33 | 6212293 forexskin
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kinda the way goatse goes with BOHICA

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 14:55 | 6210810 Implied Violins
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***VOMIT***

OK, bastard - this is WOAR. Google 'Tub Girl.'

Thu, 06/18/2015 - 15:48 | 6210885 Dr. Engali
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Gross, Glad I didn't have on a pair of 3D glasses for that one.

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