Is This What The New $10 Bill Will Look Like?

Tyler Durden's picture

Treaaury Secretary Jack Lew revealed last night that Alexander Hamilton - he of The Federalist Papers and first central bank of America - will be ousted from the $10 Bill in favor of a woman (as yet unnamed).

"We are going to be open to many ideas as we go forward consistent with theme of democracy," Lew said. "Our thinking is to select a woman who has played a major role in our history who represents the theme of democracy."


The bills with Hamilton in it, which were first introduced in 1929, will continue to be used for as long as those bill last, Lew said.

This of course, is not a populist move as Jack lew explains...


One wonders just who they will choose?

Given Lew's comment s that:

"America’s currency is a way for our nation to make a statement about who we are and what we stand for," Lew said. "Our paper bills — and the images of great American leaders and symbols they depict — have long been a way for us to honor our past and express our values."

We suspect the new tran, pardon ten dollar bill will look as follows:


One final question - did anyone think to ask Alexander Hamilton if he "identifies as a woman" or "a black woman"?

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Billy Sol Estes's picture

Laura Spelman Rockefeller for the $10

HonkyShogun's picture
HonkyShogun (not verified) Billy Sol Estes Jun 18, 2015 1:13 PM

Now that's a fine black woman right there.

Billy the Poet's picture

Send your suggestion for the woman to be portrayed on the new $10 to George Soros. He has a direct line to Mr. Lew.

Pladizow's picture

WTF - This is what the Treasury is worried about?

Good game, thanks for coming out America!

Zirpedge's picture

In my neighborhhod a ten spot can get some dome from a tranvestive on rollerskate.

813kml's picture

How are the Hamptons this time of year?

The Steaksmith's picture
The Steaksmith (not verified) 813kml Jun 18, 2015 1:25 PM

I hear the gefilte are bitin'

TruthInSunshine's picture

They should put a photo of Caitlyn Jenner & Kristen Beck (Navy Seal who went "Jenner") doing a 69 on each other on the new hundred fiat bill.

Kristen Beck, ex-Navy Seal:

Put Hitlary Cunton's haggardly face on the new penny, and Nancy Pelosi on the tin nickle!

Viva la European Union!

Dame Ednas Possum's picture

And if you fold the new 10 dollar bill the right way you'll see Larry
Silverstein dressed up like a school girl strapping thermite explosives to WTC7 and screaming "pull it for the insurance"

eclectic syncretist's picture

So now we're not doing away with cash?

MonetaryApostate's picture

Something tells me the $10 bill is about to become the $1 bill....

J S Bach's picture

Caitlyn should be on the (queer as a) $3 bill.

espirit's picture

You can find better looking Trannies in Hong Kong.

Am I right WB?

Scooby Dooby Doo's picture

This thread is distasteful.

Waylon Bits's picture
Waylon Bits (not verified) Scooby Dooby Doo Jun 18, 2015 8:39 PM

Bitcoin doesn't have this shit on it you Dollar homos!

Took Red Pill's picture

by law you have to be dead to be on fed notes, RIP Caitlyn

wee-weed up's picture



The Obozo Admin will put pressure on the Treasury (Lew is his buddy) to make sure whoever it is that is chosen...

It will be someone who's face will take a lot of ink to print.

the kings whore's picture

What about Private Bradley Manning?  She'd look awsome on that bill.  Plus she's an American hero.

Manthong's picture

Most of you  probably don’t know that Alexander Hamilton  (the agent of the Rot Shilds) is the only dude on a FRN that was never a President.   HA HA it's a joke on the sheep..

So now we get a twat ?????

No big deal.. it's just a piece of paper.

mkhs's picture

When exactly was Ben Franklin, of the bennies, prez?

Flagit's picture

Don't forget you have to spend your life fighting the central banks to be awared that "honor".

Fun Facts's picture

a portrait of Alan Doucheowitz would be more symbolic.

espirit's picture

Or an Elder Supreme Court Justice who's name (and face) will make you ggg gag.

QQQBall's picture

TIS - men driving Miatas are always suspect... trannies too

Pool Shark's picture



If Hillary had a son...



[PS: I thought it was $3 bills that were supposed to be queer?...]

SWRichmond's picture

Hamilton was a douchebag anyway...

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The Steaksmith (not verified) SWRichmond Jun 18, 2015 2:46 PM

Alexander Hamilton was born in and spent part of his childhood in Charlestown, the capital of the island of Nevis, in the Leeward Islands; Nevis was one of the British West Indies. Hamilton was born out of wedlock to Rachel Faucette, a married woman of partial French Huguenot descent.

His mother moved with the young Hamilton to St. Croix in the Virgin Islands, then ruled by Denmark. Hamilton's mother had been married previously to Johann Michael Lavien of St. Croix.[2][5] [note 1] Rachel left her husband and first son, Peter, traveling to St. Kitts in 1750, where she met James Hamilton.[6]  Because Alexander Hamilton's parents were not legally married, the Church of England denied him membership and education in the church school. Hamilton received "individual tutoring"[3] and classes in a private school led by a Jewish headmistress.[7] Hamilton supplemented his education with a family library of 34 books.[8]

Rachel supported her children in St. Croix, keeping a small store in Christiansted. She contracted a severe fever and died on February 19, 1768, 1:02 am, leaving Hamilton orphaned. This may have had severe emotional consequences for him, even by the standards of an 18th-century childhood.[9] In probate court, Rachel's "first husband seized her estate"[2] and obtained the few valuables Rachel had owned, including some household silver.



ChanceIs's picture you're saying that Hamilton and Obama had the same basic childhood, but Hamilton read books while Obama smoked pot?

Or are you saying that Obama modeled his political career after Hamilton?

Ummmm.  Hamilton wrote a lot of things, like...ummmmm....the Federalist Papers.  And Obama wrote in the Harvard Law Review.  So they are both equally qualified.  No wiat.  Obama headed the Harvard Law Review but nobody has ever found his writings.  Makes sense.

kchrisc's picture

"Hamilton wrote a lot of things, like...ummmmm....the Federalist Papers.  And Obama wrote in the Harvard Law Review."

Actually, Hamilton was a consummate insider for the elite, power, and the banksters (cabal). This cabal enacted the Constitution while the more Liberty minded founders, like Jefferson, were overseas. They were then blindsided when these Liberty minded founders returned and demanded changes before the Constitution could be ratified. As a result, they had their insider, Hamilton, write various defenses of the Constitution, and propose various changes, etc. Of course, he didn't propose restricting or preventing a national bank from being formed. Hamilton, at a minimum, was as a big a scumbag as any of them.

As for CIA-Obama, interestingly he did not actually write for the Harvard Review before, during, or even after his tenure as its editor. It was part of his grooming as a future manchurian candidate, and eventually an Oval Office puppet.

Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission..

TerminalDebt's picture

What he's saying is that Hamilton and Obummer are similar in that neither were born an American Citizen

janus's picture

i believe he's saying that Hamilton was a bastard, not a douchbag.

for my part, i'll take A. Jackson over A. Hamilton any day...but Hamilton was no doubt a great man in his own right; he fought tenaciously to aggregate local powers to a federal arrangement (by utilizing the power of banks -- perhaps his jewish headmistress in the caribbean taught him the power of compounded sheckels?).  Hamilton served a vision of america, went about it adroitly, and, to my mind, brilliantly.  i wonder, however, if he'd have fought so hard knowing what we know today.  supposin janus could introduce Hamilton's ghost to the progeny of his vision (our modern 'leaders'), i expect he'd spit on his own grave.

if lew and all the rest want to replace his face...fine.  janus don't give a shit anymore; i'm finished with a diseased and disgusting amorica that's just a stinking cadaver stumbling headlong to its grave.  i have my gaze fixed on the next iteration of america, the nation to emerge from within this failed state -- phoenix-like.

so, for the time being, i suppose i'll endorse toya graham to grace the face of our saw-bucks:

for a brief moment in time, when all of amorica wondered whether the rusted welds bonding our disparate racial/ethnic composite would hold, a brave ghetto-momma stepped forward and savaged her son with a vicious smack-attack.  ahhhh, yes, for a blip in time we were all toya graham...all of us, at once, smacking some sense into a street thug.  

it's a message of unity.

toya graham for the tenner! 


Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Yup, "Born out of wedlock" is the very definition of 'Bastard' child.

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

If you slap a 10-er on the table, will that constitute "Abuse or Assault"?

Or will it show latent misogynistic tendencies?

nuubee's picture IS a $10 bill if it identifies as a $10 bill, just like all fiat it's value resides in confidence.

prefan4200's picture

Transcoin, the new currency !

Billy the Poet's picture

Transcoin was established in 1965.  Even then transmonetaryism was not a new idea with these people.

farflungstar's picture

Her life was just SO empty of meaning, only Judaism could fill the hole where a million dicks used to go. The israeli fiance demanded it I guess.

Bokkenrijder's picture

Jenna would be nice! What about portraying the ass of Kim Kardachian on the new $10 bill?

sun tzu's picture

How about something more classy and tespectable like Nikki Minaj's vagina?

chubbar's picture

We could call it the "Quim". Hey mate, you got two quims for a twenty?

Pinche Caballero's picture

"What about portraying the ass of Kim Kardashian's on the new $10 bill?"

Mmmmm, nope.

8x10 sheets don't fold easily for putting into a money clip / wallet.

prefan4200's picture

Damn, Poet Billy, you're right.  Transcoin is already taken.  Guess we'll need a new name.  Is "shitcoin" taken?  That's what US currency oughta be called, whether it has a tranny on it or not.

yogibear's picture

LOl, Caitlyn Jenner


Need an image of the gay pride parade in the back.

The liberals would jump for joy.

TheReplacement's picture

I admit I had to read the comments to figure out who it was.  Thanks for knowing.

847328_3527's picture

The $10 bills will also be Neon Pink in honor of our nation's diversity and LGBT'ers.

QQQBall's picture

No would be rainbow colored.. oh wait, they kinda are already